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Hey there! I'm Yossipossi, an author and Staff Member for the SCP Wiki! You might know me as r/DankMemesFromSite19's co-owner, former SCPD staff member, or "that one pattern screamer with the weird-ass red eyes." I don't know why you decided to drop by my authorphage, but feel free to stick around while you're here. :)
Achievements
SCP Articles
"Please remember. Don’t fight fire with fire."
"You're weird."
SCP-4792
The Contingency
"Praise Awet and curse Meshet. Sincerely, Geta Ipolet."
SCP-4531
Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.
"[RESTRICTED TO PERSONNEL ASSIGNED TO PROJECT TOCHACHA]"
"REVERT TO MY DOMAIN"
"I get it. You want me to make a choice."
SCP-5334
…And Let Me Play Among The Stars
"SCP-5334 had undergone a regular disappearance event only 54 days prior."
"The following file has been locked due to repeated malicious external and internal attempts to make edits to the documentation."
"This document has been altered to exclude an undetermined portion of the full containment procedures for security concerns."
"I believe that concept would be sex itself, One."
"This file is to remain a permanent exception to our mission."
SCP-6130
In Hell, We Live
"They should explicitly apologize to the subject before sending them away. The apology may be sincere."
Tales
Unbidden
Part of the Shattered Thoughts Series
"Terras-Mons is under siege."
Present Tense
Part of the Shattered Thoughts Series
"He laid in silence for a while."
The Totally Legit SCP-6000 Entry Contest!
April Fools 2020
"oc by aetrhris do'nt steel"
Partner's Mission
Birthday Gift for Rounderhouse
"The House always wins. Bitch."
In Restless Dreams, I Walked Alone.
Art Exchange 2022 gift for Tufto
"Or you don't return home at all. You become like me."
Other
YOSSISTYLE CSS THEME
April Fools 2021
"If I'm gonna be honest, I have no clue how to include this in a page."
Shattered Thoughts Theme
Theme for the Shattered Thoughts Series
"All normal life, Peter, consciously or otherwise, resent domination."
Ad Abyssum Theme
Theme for the Department of Tactical Theology
"To perish, rather, swallowed up and lost / In the wide womb of uncreated night / Devoid of sense and motion?"
Ad Abyssum Theme (Penumbra)
Penumbra Theme for the Department of Tactical Theology
"For who would lose / Though full of pain, this intellectual being / Those thoughts that wander through eternity."
"If you can kill it, it isn't a God."
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