Transcribed messages: |
Xyreaux/Bruce Schulman Jr. |
Records From: |
07/07/2041, 00:57 - 01:02 |
Time |
User |
Message |
00:57 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
Zee, you have a minute? |
00:57 |
Xyreaux |
Hey, I do |
00:57 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
Alright. Crazy busy down here, sorry. I have only about 5 until Carter shows up here. But can you tell me more about this device? I get the concept but I need to know if it works. |
00:57 |
Xyreaux |
I tested it on my inactive brain. There are only three other iterations of it that I've found so far, but I'm still perfecting the technique. But yes, it found them. |
00:57 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
You used it on yourself? How did that work? |
00:57 |
Xyreaux |
I used it on the extra brain my body doesn't use. It has its own cerebrospinal fluid. It's not really more than a pinprick to use this thing on yourself, to be honest. |
00:58 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
…Right. I'll take your word for it. Well, that's promising. How about these people you found? |
00:58 |
Xyreaux |
Human from Earth, 36yo, and two crustaceans |
00:58 |
Xyreaux |
Is it rude to call them crustaceans? They're not really crustaceans strictly speaking. I'm trying to put things in Earth terms here |
00:58 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
Carter can pull up the security feeds if I want to see what they look like. As long as they're healthy for their species and aware of the risks. |
00:58 |
Xyreaux |
Yes, and yes but you know the risk is that I don't quite know the risks. |
00:58 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
right |
00:58 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
It's fine as long as you've told them what you're telling me. |
00:59 |
Xyreaux |
I did. The human said that she just wanted to "try anything to get out" because she'd been traveling aimlessly since evacuating Earth. The other two won't say what planet they're from, but claim that a section of it was bombed and their families were killed in the process |
00:59 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
Oh hell, okay. |
00:59 |
Xyreaux |
So yeah, I have options. |
00:59 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
Alright. And you said you wanted me to come there? |
00:59 |
Xyreaux |
If you can, yes. I know you still have loose ends to wrap up down there before you can leave, but if this is the first place you come when you do, I won't complain. |
00:59 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
I can't leave the entity yet. |
01:00 |
Xyreaux |
Understood. |
01:00 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
Can I give you a piece of advice on this? You won't like it. |
01:00 |
Xyreaux |
I would welcome it. |
01:00 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
Don't develop this off of my version. Do it off the Foundation's. |
01:00 |
Xyreaux |
Really? Why? |
01:00 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
ED-K. And the plugs and ports are identical between the model types anyway. |
01:00 |
Xyreaux |
Isn't that the programming language the Foundation uses for their androids? |
01:00 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
Not just their tech — their living personnel too. |
01:00 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
ED-K++, the most up-to-date version of the language, is what their employees' consciousnesses are composed of. And then hosted in a chip in their brains. Hell, they did that before they thought to write their AI in the language, actually. |
01:01 |
Xyreaux |
I feel unobservant now. |
01:01 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
You're not. There's absolutely no way to notice it in interacting with them. No visual indication. |
01:01 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
(But it is mentioned in your hiring paperwork, under the 'Current Summary of SCPF Presence' section…) |
01:01 |
Xyreaux |
You got me there. Apologies. I'll reread it. |
01:01 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
It's fine, I'm not your boss. (Mostly.) And you do plenty, anyway. But yes, reread all of that, and see if you can get your hands on one of them. |
01:01 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
*your limbs(?) |
01:02 |
Xyreaux |
On one of their modified Schulman-NYs? |
01:02 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
And one of their personnel. |
01:02 |
Xyreaux |
Why? Won't they just cause a scene and try to capture me? |
01:02 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
I doubt it, at least regarding the capturing part. They no longer consider any non-Earth species to be anomalous like they used to. Some of their employees are sapient nonhumans. |
01:02 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
They're not really about containment anymore, you know. They're about money and expansion. |
01:02 |
Xyreaux |
I'll take your word for it, I guess. But look, I'm not good at the 'direct action' side of things. This sounds like a job for the acquisitions guys. |
01:02 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
(Carter's here, gtg sorry) |
01:02 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
To answer why: A consciousness already in a format a computer can interpret will make your testing infinitely easier. |
01:02 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
And they'll come to you, that's how. I'll approve this file for pre-sales listing in our database. |
01:02 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
With this part behind the proper permissions, of course. Give it a few weeks. |
01:02 |
Bruce Schulman Jr. |
DISCONNECTED |
Log end. |