xexnoncores’ author page

oh god im real? someone should have told me sooner

Anyways, what’s up, my name is Xexnon. Yes it is Xexnon¹, not Xenon, because I misspelled my username coming onto the wiki and I decided to keep it because I think it’s cool. You may call me my full name, Xex, Xe, X, or even Xenon if you want to, if your autocorrect makes you do that—whatever you think is appropriate is fine. I’m fine with anything, and have allegedly been referred to as a pretty chill guy.

I’ll be frank, I’m not one for having super flashy bios, so here’s the lowdown—I’m that one writer currently obsessed with Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd, and writes basically nothing but Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd². I’ve actually been a lurker of the SCP website as a whole since 2012, having on-and-off bouts of browsing and hyperfixation, but it was September of 2024 when I finally decided to take the plunge for myself into this. How’s that for a belated hello?

Check out my canon Black Diamond Billions! It’s my pride and joy!

Find my works (and thoughts) below:

SCPs

• SCP-6629 : A Mother’s Love Can Destroy Us All
• SCP-7495 : Referring to the Self will Generate a Sense of Hopelessness
• SCP-7469 : Memories Frozen in Time
• SCP-8525 : Santa Baby (collab with newfangler)
• SCP-255 : To Kill An Advertiser
• SCP-7847 : Creation Of A Tool (collab with JackalRelated)
• SCP-8116 : Eau de l’Affinité (collab with mxsinister)

Tales

• One Ugly Bitch?
• Eat Your Food!
• All That Glitters is Fool’s Gold (To be given its own series later)
• IR000281-CH000265-RB000279: WHAT ARE WE TO DO?
• Kiss Kiss Fall to the Dark
• Of Starfish
• Dead Capitalism Theory
• Figuring Out How To Love You
• Dial-Up Internet to Flesh-Made Wonders
• Ode To A Businesswoman
• Who’s Afraid Of A Red Starfish En Blues?
• Happiness Can’t Come From Assignments
• Breaking On A Floppy Disk
• The Coronation Of Judd Marshall (collab with habaniah)
• A Completely Normal Employee Initiation That Definitely Doesn’t Hurt
• and when the magic died, there was a house sparrow

GoI Formats

• Critter Profile: Moonstone!
• ‘Chicago Recoveries No. 12’ (Lot C8791S)

Series

Adamantine Temptations Hub
The (extremely) complicated love story of a retired O5 and the most dangerous person she could have ever possibly saved: the CEO of Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. herself.

Show Works

PROLOGUE
A Murder and Relief in the Dark
ACT 1

• Pierce the Velvet
• To Love a Snake with Blue Eyes
• Out Of The Darkness

Why MC&D?

I already said that I don’t know why I latched onto this Group of Interest as what I primarily write, but I do know why I continue to write them. In an age where fantasizing about money is an escape for many, and where capitalism is at its breakneck, bloated, senile late stages, I find it important to remind myself and others of how money, wealth, and power corrupt, and how it is generally not a good idea in the long run. I am a very firm believer in “it is harder for a rich man to enter heaven than it is a camel to pass through the eye of a needle”³, therefore I write what I do. I find the maladies of the wealthy fascinating, and the way they can hurt, maim and destroy both themselves and others even more fascinating. I believe that in order to ward oneself from greed, they must understand the consequences of said greed, and how it will quickly hollow them out. I also love writing intensely psychological introspection, and the idiosyncrasies of gnarl-moraled oligarchs is just…chef’s kiss. It was a match made in heaven.

My other reason is that being a reader of this site for as long as I have, MC&D perfectly captures all of that which I have loved about the SCP universe: their secret worlds, their anonymity, their plentiful rituals, their byzantine habits, their potential for interesting evil, and their storied history⁴. The writing about MC&D on this site is of some of the highest quality SCP can offer, and was instrumental in paving what I wanted to “write” for the website. I have it to thank for helping me to find myself as a writer again and what my passion for writing is having done it since 2012.

Author Will

In the event that I am unavailable and Wikidot no longer remains a usable platform⁵ I give staff full authority and permission to migrate my works to whatever site they wish, and grant them editing permissions to modify my works to fit the formatting of the new host.

Outside of that specific consideration, I wish for DrBleep, adanaist and mxsinister to be given full control over my works and over Black Diamond Billions in the event I am no longer considered available to contact⁶. However, I do not authorize deletions, rewrites, or major edits in the event such a transfer happens, such as to the structure of or the content of my works. In the case of my collaborative works, all permissions except for deletions (of which I reserve and do not authorize under any circumstances) are to go to my collaborators.

Favorite Works

A collection of some of my favorite works on the website in no particular order for me and me alone. And you I guess, since you’re reading this. These are what I go to when I need inspiration and understanding of what I’m doing. Consider these a source of great insight into the art of SCP creation, prose, and/or formatting, although there’s a 10% chance something is on here simply because I am indulgently in love with it. This may or may not get long.

• Always Darkest
• Money Game
• SCP-8465
• SCP-8980
• SCP-5470
• SCP-6616
• Carroll #155: The Five-Mind
• SCP-8499
• SCP-7005
• SCP-8008
• Rich Man’s World series
• SCP-3625
• SCP-5935
• SCP-8228
• The Night Fires
• SCP-8155
• SCP-5383
• SCP-7243
• UIU Memorandum — Paralaw Briefing
• SCP-8702
• SCP-1147
• Metaphysician/Karpin Proposal
• SCP-8882
• SCP-3300
• The Deathless Merchant Of London
• SCP-2078
• SCP-1981
• Rounderhouse’s Bone Proposal
• SCP-4999
• Insurance
• SCP-3034
• Red Queen’s Race series
• SCP-8155
• Black As Night series
• My Great-Grandfather Used to be an Occult Gangster. Ask Him Anything!
• ParkDev
• Seasons Pass
• SCP-2700
• SCP-5056
• SCP-8987
• SCP-6634

Check out my tumblr by the way if you want to ask me some questions about my stuff!

Footnotes

1. Pronounced zex-non, like won.

2. I actually do write other things, I promise. It’s rare, but happens. Also if you’re wondering “why?” I don’t know either. The autism does not usually allow me to choose what I obsess over.

3. Matthew 19:24

4. Both in-universe and out of it.

5. Unlikely to happen, but including this here just in case.

6. Consider this to mean I am unreachable via any platform for more than three years.

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