Sorry that this is somewhat spartan in both style and content. Come back in about a year and there'll be different colours, and fonts, maybe a picture or two. I don't know. I'm just blue sky thinking here.
To be honest, I would've preferred a few more decent scips under my belt before creating this page, but I'm doing it more to have "everything under one roof", so to speak.
Tales and SCiPs and That:
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What Critics Are Saying About Wils' articles:
"SCP-2983 was the most best skip article ever, and I've read all of 'em, even the crap ones." - Ringo Starr, drummer with The Beatles.
"This article (SCP-2982) made me physically take in information via my eyes and process that information using my brain!" - John Steinbeck, American author.
"I literally couldn't put the book down once I'd started reading the horrific tale "Golan." I really felt for the guy, even though he IS only a Glass Dee, whatever that is. I've been paid to say this." - US President B Obama.
"I loved that one with the Russian guy who turns out to be [REDACTED] and he's got that [REDACTED] secreted in his stomach, and then he turns that researcher into an elephant. But the idiots who vote thought it was too confused, too unclear what was going on and it was self-deleted. Idiots." - Beyonce, US singer.
"I need the toilet." - Pascal Michan, French philosopher.
"Wils writes stuff that makes our stuff look utter balls." - Ron R Hubbard and Stephen King.
"At The Libary has only been on the site for half a day, but it's already got a rating of +1 - that's science I can understand!" - Steven Hawking, professor of things.
From the Log of Extranormal Events:
Event Description: Over an eight minute period, six hundred and ninety seven lightning strikes occurred within a twenty mile wide radius around Faeto, Italy. Meteorological data shows that the locations of these strikes formed a "smiley." At the same time, all drinking water within the settlement was, according to anecdotal evidence, icy cold, scented of strawberries, and could not be boiled or otherwise heated.
Date of occurrence: 2015/07/01
Location: Faeto, Italy
Follow-up actions taken: Water supplies and meteorological data throughout Puglia to be monitored over a six month period.
Event Description: Commencing at 07:31, all instances of the Basenji breed of Canis lupus familiaris barked constantly for one minute and forty three seconds. Commencement/cessation of barking was not linked to any external stimuli.
Date of occurrence: 2015/07/03
Location: Australia
Follow-up actions taken: Fallopia, Agent [REDACTED]'s Basenji, taken for post-anomaly testing. No anomalous activity noted since.
SCP Articles and Tales (not showing anything pending tagging) by Rating
| SCP | Rating | Comments | Created | Last Comment |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Betrayal | 5 | 3 | 27 Feb 2021 21:51 | 13 Mar 2023 19:20 |
| SCP-3592 | 61 | 6 | 01 Jan 2019 01:15 | 03 Sep 2020 14:08 |
| SCP-4128-J | 98 | 30 | 06 Dec 2018 09:40 | 05 Nov 2023 14:41 |
| SCP-4694 | 215 | 60 | 02 Dec 2018 14:00 | 29 Aug 2023 11:26 |
| Damnation | 29 | 28 | 14 Jan 2017 15:42 | 27 Feb 2021 21:59 |
| Deliverance | 20 | 1 | 14 Jan 2017 15:18 | 14 Jan 2017 15:19 |
| Endings | 23 | 8 | 01 Jan 2017 00:08 | 15 Jan 2017 13:53 |
| SCP-2961 | 104 | 20 | 07 Nov 2016 10:04 | 25 Aug 2020 17:21 |
| Forgiveness | 21 | 13 | 29 Aug 2016 19:23 | 22 Dec 2016 00:03 |
| Comfort Breaks | 25 | 2 | 16 May 2016 19:21 | 17 May 2016 06:37 |
| Victims | 24 | 9 | 02 May 2016 08:39 | 08 May 2016 01:20 |
| Webs | 22 | 4 | 28 Apr 2016 21:05 | 01 May 2016 06:17 |
| 7 Degrees of Separation | 27 | 7 | 24 Apr 2016 17:40 | 28 Apr 2016 06:01 |
| Paris, Texas | 22 | 3 | 15 Apr 2016 22:09 | 15 Apr 2016 22:50 |
| Autocorrect | 25 | 3 | 13 Apr 2016 19:21 | 13 Apr 2016 20:17 |
| The Harold Maine Fan Club | 25 | 13 | 10 Apr 2016 17:47 | 22 Feb 2020 13:42 |
| At the Library | 36 | 9 | 25 Mar 2016 12:11 | 13 Apr 2016 21:29 |
| SCP-2962 | 103 | 40 | 16 Aug 2015 12:39 | 30 Sep 2019 18:01 |
| Golan | 82 | 37 | 25 Jul 2015 01:26 | 27 Dec 2020 09:42 |
| SCP-2982 | 146 | 61 | 05 Apr 2015 21:26 | 06 Dec 2021 21:26 |
