Westrin's Personnel File

Name: Westrin

Security Clearance: Fluctuating

Duties: Standing here within the sea of static

Site of Operations: Site-551

Rating Module:

Profile: Dr. Westrin is a concept. Reports state that Dr. Westrin is a living being that has helped with several SCPs and SCP reports. Others report that Dr. Westrin never existed, and his name just appeared within the database abruptly. Whatever is the case, the O5 Council has determined that Dr. Westrin serves a purpose, and his continued existence is required for the continued existence of the Foundation and its doctors.

He thinks he's good at writing SCP reports, this is yet to be determined.

CODENAME: Westrin's SCP Reports

SCPs:

• SCP-3761
• SCP-1831
• SCP-4050
• SCP-4991 (with fishingenthusiast)
• SCP-4135
• SCP-3748 (with notgull)
• SCP-4335
• SCP-4521
• SCP-3657 (with Uncle Nicolini)
• SCP-4559
• SCP-4098 (with Henzoid)
• SCP-4885
• SCP-4831
• SCP-4932
• SCP-1926
• SCP-5899
• SCP-5991
• SCP-5045 (with ratking666 and ValidClay)
• SCP-5615
• SCP-5951 (with Kensing)
• SCP-6806 (with swordlover87)
• SCP-6779
• SCP-7987

CODENAME: Westrin's Reports and Miscellaneous Documents

Tales (& Others):

• Patrick Star Becomes Enlightened (Deleted due to licensing issue)
• Snippets of an Unveiled World (with Lt Flops, IFBench, Deadly Bread and newnykacolaquantum)
• You. Me. Denny's Parking lot. Now.

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Miscellaneous:

• I created the Log of Anomalous Items challenge. The hub can be found here.

• I co-created the character of Researcher Smalls, as well as came up with the idea to use a forum in 3309.

• I named SCP-5999, though that's not really that much of an accomplishment considering it's a phrase that's repeated like 20 times in the article itself.

• I contributed to this monstrosity.

• As well as this abomination.

• I also have a sandbox where I work on shit. Here you can find links to all my current projects.

CODENAME: Westrin's Dead Man's Switch

Licensing:

All my SCPs can be merchandised however anyone pleases. However, be cautious with SCP-4335, as I do not know the specifics of Mojang's mechanizing policies. Remember to credit me.

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In the event that I ever

• leave the site and go do something productive forever

• go on a hiatus or something

• horribly die

• peacefully die

I entrust all my articles/future articles to both Yossipossi and Uncle Nicolini. All collaborations will go to their respective co-author(s).

Amendment 16/5/2021: For clarification, this should only go into effect if all attempts at contacting me aren't met with a response within a month of me receiving the message.

Amendment 7/7/2023: Since the topic of author wills has picked up steam again, I should clarify: when/if this goes into effect, the authors in question have the power to do/accept whatever they want/need except delete it (unless it falls under +0 rating.) Everything else is allowed. This includes rewrites if the authors care enough.

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Note from O5-8: Doctor Westrin, personnel pages are supposed to be serious. We aren't a circus, we are a secret organization. This doesn't make sense, we see you every day. You're not some anomalous concept or something. Grow up and fix the page, now.

Note from Dr. Westrin: I see nothing wrong here. Besides, what are you going to do, fire me?

Note from O5-8: Yes. You're fired.

Note from Civilian Westrin: Oh.

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Appendix:

‡ Licensing / Citation

Cite this page as:

"Westrin's Personnel File" by Westrin, from the SCP Wiki. Source: https://scpwiki.com/westrinsauthorpage. Licensed under CC-BY-SA.

For information on how to use this component, see the License Box component. To read about licensing policy, see the Licensing Guide.

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Author: far2
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