We Are Running Out of Integers And That’s Okay

This is an essay by poltatherianpoltatherian aiming to express my and many others' grievances regarding recent policy discussions sparked by the "Slot Crisis". As well as giving a counterproposal that will hopefully improve the site.


What am I talking about?

On May 12th 2026, 19:43, user wackdogwackdog posted this thread to the staff policy discussion forum. While similar discussions had begun to spark at the time. Said post was the culmination of various author sentiment and discussion surrounding the rapidly filling-up mainlist of SCP's. At the time of writing, there are around 400 slots left. Safe to say that this would lead to panic among the site, as the 10k contest wasn't scheduled for another year and nobody really knew what to do.

Wackdog's post proposes a solution to this issue, which some call the "Kalinin Threshold".1 This threshold would serve as a secondary curation standard for SCP's, possibly leading to the deletion of even positively rated articles not up to a specific standard.

This proposal was and still is rather controversial to say the least, most of the discussion would be split between people supporting A1 or opposing the proposal in its entirety. As you might've guessed, I am of the latter camp. I shall now explain why.


Why is this proposal bad?

To be blunt, I do not support implementing any sort of additional threshold or cap for deletions. Frankly, I feel that deleting positively-rated articles at all goes against a lot of this site's values. But there’s a lot more wrong with this proposal than an anti-art sentiment. So I'll list and explain all of my issues.

Kicking the can down the road.

The value of ratings.

Growing the community

Non-existent problem and an unnecessary solution.


Counter arguments

This section will attempt to dissect various sentiments from people who support the Kalinin Threshold's implementation collected from the forum.2

Argument 1: "The wiki doesn't need to keep everything for archiving, let alone middling articles."

I agree with this, at some level anyway. In this case, I'm not claiming that every sub +7 article is some hidden masterpiece, however I have also already discussed how unreliable ratings are in this situation.

At its crux, this argument fails to consider a good 99% of series-1 & 2 SCP's. Which I think we can all agree don't deserve every single upvote they get. The amount of nostalgic necroposting in 173 alone is probably longer than this essay.

Argument 2: "This proposal increases quality standards on the site."

This is an odd one. On the one hand, quality standards are good. On the other hand, this whole debacle has never been about article quality. People should be encouraged to delete their own works that they think they can revisit, however that can only happen if the author improves. Which is not easy or fast to do, especially considering the discoverability issue that on-site resources have. If we want better articles, a purge isn't the way to go about it. This also leads back into ratings not being viable measures of quality.

Argument 3: "The alternative solutions are worse."

Other than what I will be proposing soon, there are a couple of other alternatives to the Kalinin Threshold that must be considered. These being either freezing posts to the mainlist or moving up 10kcon. I would agree that both of these are bad solutions, if a little better than the threshold. Freezing the mainlist would cause an uproar and drop in readership that I don't think the site will recover from easily. Additionally, putting more and more pressure on the contest team would also end badly simply because the wiki cannot reasonably have kcon's annually.

Nevertheless, none of these bad solutions warrant the Order 66-level purge that is the Threshold. I feel like some people are more focused on having the Threshold itself exist than consider why it was even brought up in the first place.


What's your solution?

Regarding the slots

Now for the big stuff. I’ve spent enough time bashing this threshold, and now it's time for me to propose my own actionable changes. I have listed my solutions below for brevity.

  • Limit kcon's to proper milestones such as 15k and 20k.3
  • Open multiple series simultaneously.4
  • Reserve desirable slots in these contests.5
  • Promote other types of articles.6
  • Encourage long-form articles.7
  • Add a monthly posting cooldown until 10kcon.8
  • Restructure Kcon's overall.9

Misc changes

The following is a list of proposed changes that while aren't specifically addressing the slot crisis, will aim to increase overall site quality and readership along with the solutions I've posed for that crisis.

  • Make posting to the main site impossible without saving at least one sandbox page.10
  • Advertise the guide for newcomers more aggressively, either with a change to the main page or required reading for site applications.11
  • Hold contests entirely around reading/voting.12
  • Hold fewer contests in general.13
  • Give more incentive for readers to give critical feedback and vote.14
  • Retroactively delete any article -5 and below.15

Closing Thoughts

If you have anything to add or dispute regarding what I have said during this essay, then please feel free to share your thoughts. I tend to believe that people get too heated in these discussions and forget a very simple fact:

Nobody wants to burn the site down.

I'm not writing this for drama or call-outs. Despite my grievances with the Kalinin threshold I don't think anyone wants to implement it due to some deficiency in their intelligence or character. At the end of the day, the people debating this issue in forums or Discord aren't doing it out of apathy towards the site's future. And I think realizing that fact can allow these discussions to move more smoothly.

Overall, I am not sure what results this discussion and proposal will bring as of writing. However, I can hope that, as a community. We can find what's best for the site as a whole.

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