Everwood: Hello, Lillian. I know you're a very busy woman, so I will keep this brief.
Lillihammer: A wise move, Jay.
Lillihammer: VKTM.
Everwood: Correct. Take a look at what SAURON.AIC found on the Dark Web this morning.
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Lillihammer: Well, Overwatch isn't going to like this. Could this mean a potential Veil Breach?
Everwood: As far as I can tell, this is a recreation of the events of the Breach with real actors. Or at least, facsimiles of real actors. This is probably closer to SCP-6156 than it is to anything. Look, it's even got Bruce Willis as Phillip Deering in it.
Everwood: That's true. I still think we should tell the Sampis and possibly Overwatch, though.
Lillihammer: Fuck Overwatch. Wait a minute… what's this I'm seeing about Wettle further down scroll?
gearsweatytits
★⯨☆☆☆
Decent story, not enough yaoi. Seriously, there's a lot of het couples and there's barely any yaoi shipping!!!!!!
43 people found this useful
Alex Molina
★★★★★
Romance, action, suspense, it's got it all. Can't wait to watch this with my girlfriend.
19 people found this useful
definitely-not-mari-macphaerson
Glad you enjoyed, soldier. May you and your lady love this together!
WETTLEFUCKER99
★★★★☆
MORE WETTLE SEX!!!!!!!!1!!!
definitely-not-mari-macphaerson
Is this a complaint or a request? Either way, we would love to deliver more hot, steamy, sex with our bumbling, sweet, handsome, and unfortunate husband. I mean, VKTM's bumbling, sweet, handsome, and unfortunate husband.
I am in no way associated with VKTM.
17 people found this useful
Daniel Webber
★☆☆☆☆
My favorite character, McInnis, gets shot and dies in the last year. Boo. One Star.
2 people found this useful
definitely-not-mari-macphaerson
Tsk tsk, Mr. Webber. Had you paid more attention to earlier installments, you would have noticed all the foreshadowing towards McInnis getting slimed. Also, why are you spoiling this for potentially new watchers? Shame on you!!!!
doesthedogdie.com
★★★★☆
No on-screen deaths of animals , but plenty of other triggers. For a full list of triggers, please visit us at doesthedogdie.com/media/434343434343434343434343
34 people found this useful
hatbot
★★★★★
The only way this could possibly be improved would be if Doctor Mann died instead of any one of the victims. Which gives me an idea, what if VKTM made a series called "A Billion Ways To Die featuring Doctor Mann"?
5 people found this useful
definitely-not-mari-macphaerson
That's a great idea! @VKTM get on it!
Lillihammer: Scratch that, I'm telling Wet Willie just to watch him squirm.
Everwood: Should I fill Harry in on this in the— oh wait, there's more.
Charles K.
★★★★☆
I mean, it's good and everything, but I couldn't help but feel it could be better if Blank were a trans woman girlfailure.
definitely-not-mari-macphaerson
We'll get right to work on forcefemming Dr. Blank!
Or, uh. The director will.
I, again, am in no way associated with VKTM.
gearsweatytits
whbuh whub wuhbuh whaaaaaaaaaat?!
you would deny me one of the scant few shippable old men to put into yaoi situations?!?!?
this is a personal attack against me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:'(
Charles K.
Fujoshis and girlfailures are not enemies. They are making out sloppy style, squishing boobs, and grinding hips.
Lillihammer: Can I tell both of them? I want to watch them both squirm.
Everwood: … You know what? Sure.
