Vassago

Vassago

Good Prince Vassago, Usagoo, The Satanic Storyteller, Reader of Bedtime Stories, Devil Seuss, SCP-2980-1¹

Conspectus

When one thinks of Hell² they imagine awful demons, only the worst attributes come to mind. However, not all demons are bad. Among the highest ranks of Hell there is a demon prince known as Vassago, a being of good spirit. He is also a writer of children stories.

Illustration

Seal of Vassago

Knowledge

Traits: Vassago is a demon resembling a large mortal man with dark red skin, hooves, and curled horns. His teeth are also sharp, which may be alarming to some. He is capable of changing his appearance to whatever he desires.

Nature: Vassago is described to be good natured in various accounts, and proven himself to be quite helpful when summoned.³ Summoners could receive from him knowledge of the past or the future. Vassago can also help find lost items⁴, or offer sensible advice on love.⁵ Unlike his demonic brethren he requests nothing in return for his services, and expresses no ulterior motives. Malicious individuals receive no aid from him. Therefore, he is deemed far from being wicked, but by human standards he can been seen as eccentric.⁶⁷

Vassago is also a passionate writer. He has dabbled in a variety of genres, but enjoys writing children stories the most. They are typically based on his personal experiences, extensive occult knowledge, and other fictional works. His inspirations are presented with subtlety or blatantly obvious. According to himself, Vassago wishes to have a positive impact through his writings.⁸

History & Associated Parties: Vassago was an angel born in Heaven. He would later join the rebellion of Lucifer against the Creator, resulting in him being casted out with his brethren into Hell. After the fall, Vassago was granted the demonic title of prince by Lucifer. He then became tasked with the damnation of souls that arrived in Hell. However, the prince was not content with his station, and yearned to become a writer over the centuries.

Vassago has 26 legions of demons under his command. Together, along with the rest of Hell, they have participated in numerous battles against the invading armies of the Scarlet King. To this day they continue to fight whenever another siege occurs.⁹

Eventually Vassago decided to pursue his artistic ambitions. At some point he had created a summoning object¹⁰ in the form of a nightlight. Then, Vassago proceeded to perform his first charitable endeavor by placing said nightlight in an orphanage. According to him, he saw it as an opportunity to test his writings by reading it to the orphans while also performing a kind deed for those less fortunate.

Vassago then came into contact with the Jailors after staff of the orphanage witnessed him. They collected the nightlight, and gave it the designation SCP-2980. Vassago occasionally speaks to them regarding himself or his writings.

Meanwhile, Vassago released a volume collecting his works with Knowing Publishing.¹¹ He donates the proceeds to the Xlan'gthmr R'llnmerg Foundation for Underprivileged Youth.¹²

Due to his nature Vassago is considered controversial among demons. Some feel that he makes them look weak.¹³¹⁴

Approach: Vassago himself is no immediate threat, but he still possesses the terrifying powers of a demon. If he becomes dangerous then the standard methods against demons are to be used on him. Examples of combating demons include the use of holy water or angelic weapons. The latter can be achieved by the use of an Enochian ritual. A guide written by the Hand to perform it is available.

Furthermore, reading his books can probably be helpful in learning about future events. If possible members of the Hand should work to prevent whatever catastrophe may occur.

Other Detail: Vassago can be known to anyone with a copy of The Lesser Key of Solomon, which the Jailors do not prevent access to. The reason is likely because it does not contain accurate knowledge of how to summon him.¹⁵¹⁶

Observations & Stories

Vassago's stories have received somewhat positive reviews. A few examples have been gathered.

"They're alright, I suppose. Lord Beelzebub may not find the one about him amusing though." - Fendsmul

"Without bias stemming from my contract with Lucifer, I find Vassago's works to be inventive. Some are certainly a unique presentation of the arcana, especially the works aimed at younger readers. It may help to educate them early on such things. I would even be honored to have a signed collection of these works. Some of my clientele are quite fond of literature." - Percival Dark of the Merchants

"Seems profitable." - Mammon

"Damnbi alone is a tour de force. Vassago has what it takes to be cool." - The Critic from the Avant-Garde¹⁷

"Vassago shows great promise as a writer." - Pangloss

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A small list of titles from Vassago's bibliography are presented below.

• The Tired Little Eldritch Abomination
• Little Demon Space Cadet
• Sleepy Time With GROG THE UNSPEAKABLE
• Bedtime for Baby Beelzebub
• Damnbi
• The Princess and the Big Sea Frog
• Nighty Night with Yvith
• Sleepy the Snoring Leviathan
• The Very Hungry Blankie
• The Big Spooky Skeleton
• Abel's Naptime
• The Sleepy Rite of Little Prince Solomon
• Paddy the Pelican Says Go to Sleep
• The Singing Cuckoo Birdy
• Moloch the Mean
• Curious Georgia
• The Itsy Bitsy Spider-Wasp
• The Grumpy Star
• Commander Butt Ghost
• Luckless Lucien

A rumor once claimed Vassago was involved with the 1932 comic series The Atomic Adventures of Ronnie Ray-Gun by Future Funnies. However, Vassago has denied having any involvement with it.

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The following is from an interview Vassago did while at a book signing in Las Vegas.¹⁸ He gives a response to his detractors across Hell.

"I got tired of damning souls. It is as simple as that. I hold nothing but tremendous respect for Lucifer and all my brothers. When we rebelled against You-Know-Who I remember being promised that I could do my own thing. Become what I wanted instead of what I was told to be. Be more. Otherwise, what were we fighting for? If doing what I desire makes me less of a demon then so be it."

Doubt

Some believe Vassago is not as benevolent as he appears. Demons can sometimes be deceitful to achieve their desires. It's also argued that Vassago's writings are an attempt to corrupt the youth due to their somewhat unsettling content.¹⁹ However, religious prejudice may influence such opinions, and it would be unfair to be judged under bias.²⁰²¹ If Vassago does indeed have an ulterior motive it is difficult to discern since his actions are contradictory. Overall, Vassago has yet to commit actual harm out of his own volition, but it is fair to be reasonably skeptical of him.

1. A designation by the Jailors according to Vassago during an interview.

2. Also known as the Darkness Above.

3. The ritual for summoning him can be found in various occult grimoires.

4. "That's handy. Wish I heard about him when I lost a sock one time." - Paul

5. "I heard he infuriates Asmodeus because of this. That makes Vassago alright to me." - L.B.

6. "Wouldn't scary be more accurate of a description?" - B.B.

7. "That is a matter of perspective." - M

8. "I know he is a demon, but he sounds like a cool guy. Maybe I should check out one of his books." - Kunj

9. For further information on the conflict between the Darknesses Above and Below consult a Librarian for relevant texts.

10. Sometimes referred to as a Genie's Lamp. They're meant to serve as a faster method of summoning over standard rituals. One can compare them to a beacon. Their form and function can also vary. Certain entities typically grant them to their followers for the sake of convenience. It can be used as an extradimensional dwelling by them, or a form of prison with heavy restrictions imposed.

11. The Publishers produce printed media, and they can sometimes be dangerous. The Robber Barons also own them.

12. Information about the organization can be found on leaflets distributed in the Library.

13. "Sounds like they need to lighten up." - J.B.

14. "They're demons. It's no surprise they will find something to complain about." H.J.

15. "It's quite easy to find a copy online. You can even buy a physical copy on Amazon. That's kind of cool of the Jailors to allow even though it is a very entry level book." - Kunj

16. "L.S. and I strongly suspect that the Jailors allow it to be accessible to put people on watch lists. Always be cautious for they are clever at what they do." - M

17. Also known as Anartists (portmanteau of anarchist and artist).

18. Las Vegas is heavily populated with demons. This is due to an overlap with the Fourth Circle of Hell.

19. "I think kids can handle Damnbi like they already do with the original." - Kunj

20. "We are talking about a demon here. If he is sincere why did it take so long for him to seek a different path from the one set by Lucifer? His motives are too suspicious." - W

21. "Don't we all find the light eventually? Better late than never, I suppose." - E.B.

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