THE AUTHOR PAGE WHICH BELONGS TO VARAXOUS

welcome to my humble abode have some pickle juice enjoy your stay
something about the sun

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Authored SCPs

All the SCPs that I've made by myself

[SCP-2504] - [E] - Embry-Os, The World's Most Popular Fetus Based Cereal Product!
[18 Jun 2017 04:03] [+175] [Comments: 32] [Last Comment: 10 Jan 2023 17:36]

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This originally started as a stupid joke I came up with when I heard 'embryo.' I used it with my friends for while, then it sort of died out. Fast forward about 2 months, I had an epiphany, started writing it, had another epiphany for the ending log, and now here we are.
Nothing deep about it, it's exactly as the title says.

[SCP-3059] - [E] - Infictious Self-Insert
[24 Jul 2017 19:44] [+127] [Comments: 27] [Last Comment: 24 Dec 2021 01:25]

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On the article itself: I had the idea for this article while on the toilet. Originally, it was more or less just 'the self-inserting character is revealed to be the reader using a list users module.' Eventually, I realized (with the help of some people :P) that while the list users module was bad, the other parts of the idea. So I started drafting it, took about a month, when the SCP-910 slot was put under the deletion vote. Rushing to complete the article, I got the interview and incident log done before waiting for the slot to be deleted. Sadly, I didn't get the slot, but I eventually decided to post. I've made a few changes to it as well.
On Sam Micheals: Sam Micheals was originally made from a typo of sammich in #site19 with MaliceAforethought. Thus, he became an interdimensional sammich thief in that immediate moment. Not to say he wasn't one before hand. I would look out for some things with him in the future.

[SCP-1654] - [N/A] - Tuned to a Dead Channel
[09 Jul 2018 01:35] [+153] [Comments: 54] [Last Comment: 21 Oct 2023 04:38]

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This was written in an hour. There is logic to the madness. Nothing in this was made simply to be random.

Some clarifying things: 1. The Foundation is in complete control 2. Everything in the broadcast is necessary and ethical 3. Redemption must follow

[SCP-4045] - [K] - Auto-Erotic
[20 Nov 2018 21:00] [+119] [Comments: 39] [Last Comment: 25 Oct 2021 20:43]

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Why? Because I can.

[SCP-1548-EX] - [K] - A Hateful Star
[29 Jun 2019 18:17] [+219] [Comments: 19] [Last Comment: 26 Nov 2023 20:54]

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Just one more i promise you…
I made this because it occurred to me that the hateful star could just be a normal cosmic occurrence. And so, I wrote it.

[SCP-5760] - [S] - Mr. Atonement
[08 Mar 2021 08:08] [+119] [Comments: 21] [Last Comment: 02 Oct 2021 16:31]

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Co-Authored SCPs

All the SCPs that I've made with other people

[SCP-3713] - [K] - All the World's a Stage
Co-Starring DarkStuff
[06 Mar 2018 03:22] [+209] [Comments: 37] [Last Comment: 23 Feb 2023 21:55]

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The concept of a character breaking the 4th wall in a play, questioning why their friends were singing, experiencing non-existence during the times they weren't on-stage, eventually being confronted with their own fictional existence as a character before the audience. Not the most original, but it was mine. Fast forward about 3 months (My writing takes awhile ok), DarkStuff was dumping ideas in a side channel, when he started talking about a moving production that forced the residents to participate in the production. It was a match made in heaven.

Working with DarkStuff was awesome, one of my favorite experiences on this entire site. Everything, from brainstorming, to drafting, to finally posting, was an absolutely amazing experience. <3

[SCP-1548] - [K] - The Star, The Hateful
Written with NatVoltaic
[27 Jun 2018 01:57] [+508] [Comments: 129] [Last Comment: 05 May 2023 17:00]

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This was made as a part of Rimple's draft swap project (which you should be hearing about more after the 4K contest). I got -9Volt-'s 3K draft and began spicing up. Once it got back to -9Volt-, she added the logs at the end, spiced it up some more, and it remained in that draft limbo for a while.

And then the original 1548 was deleted. We couldn't possibly pass up the opportunity to post it in that slot and raced to get it ready to post. And it was.

In my original draft, before -9Volt- got it, it was a lot more similiar to missions statement. In that version, the sun was not only making these events, it was also projecting an image of extra-solar space. Eventually, that field began to wear out, leaving the starry night sky devoid of its stars.

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Tales

All my tale

[White]
[10 Jan 2018 14:48] [+28] [Comments: 6] [Last Comment: 02 Jun 2018 16:29]

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This tale was made for the Anomalous Object tale challenge. The challenge is simple: create a tale based off of an item in the list of Anomalous Objects. The one I chose I actually gave critique prior to the author posting it. I remember being very intrigued in the object I chose, as to me, it was the perfect example of an Anomalous Object. It told a story in a single sentence, which could be interpreted in a vast number of ways. And so it was that I had to write a tale for it when I saw the challenge.

[Everybody Dreams]
[15 Mar 2019 03:57] [+29] [Comments: 7] [Last Comment: 06 Oct 2021 19:40]

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To know the story of Nobody, you must know the dream Everybody shares.

[A Star In The Night Sky]
[01 Nov 2019 20:38] [+20] [Comments: 3] [Last Comment: 01 Nov 2019 22:36]

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Because I was high on 1548.

[Mr. Prologue]
[08 Mar 2021 17:47] [+50] [Comments: 3] [Last Comment: 12 Mar 2021 15:27]

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A very slight hint at the frame work for 5760. Something's going on.

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OTHER STUFF

WOOT

[Creck Fection Contest 2 (TWO DAY EXTRAVAGANZA!)]
[01 Apr 2021 05:00] [+73] [Comments: 31] [Last Comment: 15 Aug 2022 20:42]

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The second crack fiction contest on the site, helped immesearubly by Uncle Nicolini, Uraniumempire, Gekkoguy, and J Dune.
yes, i did read them drunk in a voice chat. yes, it was a tone of fun. no, i have no idea if ill do it again.

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