Uraniumempire's Personnel File

                     

Before I go…

• Post an Apollyon and Explained
• Codify Izzy's connection to Jude
• Codify all three Irises as trans
• Make Nadox and Derdekeas's relationship better defined
• Establish the Daevite trump cards, along with the two jokers
  • Established: JoH, JoS, JoD, JoC, QoS, KoC, AoH, AoD, RJ
• Post the Site-56 dossier
• Rewrite 1285, 3428, and 3472
• Get a mobile task force recognized
• Write for Project Crossover
• Post BLACK FLY
• Finish Black and White and Red All Over + Post Mortem Resistance
• Finish WWYDFTLTIMD, up to final self-titled tale
• Get Olney Ironworks recognized as a GoI
• Create an Olney Ironworks format
• Write a GoI format for every GoI
  • Formats: Ambrose Restaurants, Herman Fuller, Nobody
• Write something for every canon
  • Canons: Dread & Circuses, The Gulf, In Memoria Adytum, On Mount Golgotha, Site-17 Deepwell Catalog, Those Twisted Pines, The Trashfire, Unfounded
• Establish David and Alexandra Saint-Yves
• Post We Can Be Tourists
• Establish the post-2065 BM Trashfire timeline
• Complete SF-Class Soft Rains Scenario
• Write and finish CALAMITY

Personnel File

Name: Eleanor U███████ Empira

Occupation: IT Technician

Clearance level: null ^{okay fuck you guys give me my key card already}

Characters

hi these are my characters.

Feel free to use them however you want!

Fats Burg

Appears in: Black and White and Red All Over, Are We Gentrified Yet? (cameo)
Summary: Fats Burgs is an anartist and mason in Outer Lichtenberg, where he was shanghaied into a loose leadership position within the local SWJC? commune. A neopagan, his beating over the kidnapping of his abominable fae "muse" lead to a vicious street war between SWJC Lichtenberg and 4R. Not afraid to bugs bunny a bitch.
How does he take his coffee: Rarely; OL isn't a very good climate to grow that in.
How does he swear?: A lot.
Favorite meal?: Currywurst w/ mushrooms, which he has to travel out of OL for.
Favorite animal?: Rat.
Music taste?: Gutter punk and eurodance, which you'll never get him to admit.
What does he look like?: "At 5' even, with a frame like a twig and a 'five-o-clock shadow' that didn't go beyond a brunet goat patch, it was hard to believe Fats was 27 years old, let alone a mason of all things. Maybe he made up for it with the attitude that seemed to follow him everywhere."
What TMA Fear does he best represent?: The Buried

'Brad Lee Cameron'

Appears in: When Will You Die for the Last Time in my Dreams
Summary: Depending on who they are, characters know Xuegang Montgomery Cameron-Long as either "Long Xuegang", "Monty Long", "Brad Lee Cameron", "Bradley Cameron", "Bradley Long", "Cameron Long", "Cameron Montgomery", or "The Dragon of SoHo", the last of which comes from a shameful accident during the 2006 BackDoor SoHo Chinese New Year Parade (which he's quick to inform caused no deaths). Was one of the main organizers of the King of Hearts Collective (named after Jack of Spades's ornery uncle), as well as a White Wolf "religion" that's more the theological equivalent of stealing your neighbor's electricity. Probably no longer involved in the criminal underworld.
How do he take his coffee: Black, mostly.
How does he swear?: If he's not swearing, something's incredibly wrong.
Favorite meal?: Magic-roasted chicken.
Favorite animal?: Fond of exotic cats.
Music taste?: Anything from Elephant 6, honestly.
What does he look like?: "5'8", rail-thin, black pompadour, ill-tempered look on his face, smoking an incense stick as if it were a cigarette and somehow succeeding. Looks like they weren't lying about Mr. Cameron-Long."
What TMA Fear does he best represent?: The Spiral

The Covenants

Appears in: When Will You Die for the Last Time in my Dreams, SCP-4886, jacklyn diamandis, accountable to nobody
Summary: The Covenants (Orvo the Verdant, Hgan the Scarlet, Lror the Violet, and Ydax the Pallid) are ancient Daevite spymasters descended from foul rituals between the Matriarchs and the Daevite Gods. They are subject to a biological and thaumic imperative to build an army for the empire, aided by the ability to wear the skin of others. Not really good people, for a variety of reasons ranging from petty drama to serial murder.
How do they take their coffee: They have no biological need, but Hgan likes coffee with cream.
How do they swear?: Very, very rarely. A noble who must swear to make his point is weak. This does not include Hgan, who spent too much time around humans.
Favorite meal?: They don't eat. They can't eat, in fact! It just goes to their innards and rots.
Favorite animal?: Hgan likes humans. The others don't like animals.
Music taste?: String music. Hgan especially likes complex compositions
What do they look like?: Don't look under their skinsuits, or you'll find out :)

• "Ydax the Pallid was sired by an entity that couldn't care less about it, and it shows: the thing before you is a mishappen lump of pale, squirming flesh, barely humanoid in shape. The thing has no face, only eyespots that seem to melt over its torso, squirming independently of its body. Its right arm is larger than its left, so large that its hand lies flat against the earth, 'fingers' splayed like some malformed starfish. Perhaps worst of all, then, is the superb dexterity of its left arm, the precision with which you've seen it wield a carving knife."

What TMA Fear do they best represent?: The Web, the Hunt, the Corruption, and the Hunt, respectively.

Dr. Nigel Cunningham

Appears in: SCP-6355, Turn the lights off when you leave. and Fourth Degree (mentioned)
Summary: Dr. Nigel Cunningham is the director of Site-02, and a member of the Fire Suppression Department. Proud to break ground as the SCP Foundation's first Black and nonbinary criminal against humanity, which they will eventually transcend for machine.
How do they take their coffee: Black, laced with microdosages of common poisons for immunity.
How do they swear?: Only once, when they caught their son having premarital relations with a classmate, and on Nigel's bed of all places. It was a very tense dinner.
Favorite meal?: Full English breakfast.
Favorite animal?: Turtles. They keep a vivarium with some back home.
Music taste?: Old school country.
What do they look like?: "The room goes dead. At the door is Dr. Nigel Cunningham, smiling gently, looking utterly unlike their reputation. They seem younger than you expected, though their short beard is speckled with gray, and their head is shaved clean. Maybe their dark skin hides the wrinkles… but then, the contours of their smile are visible enough. You try to look at their eyes, but the glare on their round glasses is seemingly ever-present."
What TMA Fear do they best represent?: The Web

Demura Tamiko

Appears in: Black and White and Red All Over
Summary: Demura Tamiko was a tourist from Osaka who was murdered by one Alonso Andino in Cologne and, with the help of one Acolyte Dunst, bound as an Onryō. Now that Alonso's out of the picture, only rage binds her to this world… well, that and the Lichtenberg art scene.
How does she take her coffee: She already can't sleep.
How does she swear?: Eh.
Favorite meal?: Terror.
Favorite animal?: Prairie dogs.
Music taste?: City pop and brass cover bands.
What does she look like?: "Haha, okay. You're not sure what the elephant in the room is supposed to be, here. Is it her skin, too pale not to be a medical condition, save (especially?) the blackening at her extremities? What about the tangled mess of hair covering her face? The steady drip from underneath? Her dirtied claws? The smell of expired perfume and blood? Or could it be that she's insanely gorgeous in a way that, given her origin, is downright revolting?"
What TMA Fear does she best represent?: The Slaughter

Veronica Fitzroy

Appears in: All pages tagged with veronica-fitzroy, How To Remove Glitter From A Polyester Dress (cameo)
Summary: Veronica's a drummer, audio/hardware engineer, and serial felon from Staten Island. She created SCP-952, resulting in the death of bandmate Sara Yarkoni, a botched suicide that lead to a dead cop, and her enrollment into the D-Class program.
How does she take their coffee: Black, brewed in the garage coffee machine during a long work project.
How do they swear?: Quite a bit. She'll occasionally use the K/T slurs to describe herself.
Favorite meal?: Pizza, but since it makes her gain weight she doesn't typically eat it.
Favorite animal?: Possums. She rarely had to worry about rabies around them.
Music taste?: Anything with a bare minimum of production.
What do they look like?: "Was… was this woman okay? Veronica wasn't so skinny as to cause concern, wasn't so tired-looking that you'd tell them to go to bed, wasn't so pale that you'd question if she'd ever seen the sun, but the degree with which she was all three of these things at the same time was… troubling. Looked like her lean muscles, hairdo, and spite were the only parts of themself they hadn't let go of."
What TMA Fear does she best represent?: The Lonely

Isabella Kawajiri

Appears in: When Will You Die for the Last Time in my Dreams
Summary: Izzy is a registered nurse-turned-bassist-turned-cephalopodic nightmare, having been born with an anomaly that allowed them to selectively assume such a form before an incident involving her sister Bethany made her lose track of her actual form.
How does she take her coffee: She doesn't drink coffee, preferring spiced teas.
How does she swear?: Only when stressed.
Favorite meal?: Shepherd's + pumpkin pie.
Favorite animal?: Surprisingly, hermit crabs.
Music taste?: Anything with meaning, don't you know?
What does she look like?: "She doesn't look like the kind of gal who commands a presence: short, pale, a bit pudgy, resting bitch face, and clothes that, other than marking her as butch, don't stick out. You have to see Isabella in motion to understand her grace, have to hear her speak. Hard not to get swept up."
What TMA Fear does she best represent?: The Flesh

King Worm

Appears in: SCP-4947, SCP-4886 (ancillary)
Summary: King Worm, or the Pallid Prince/Archon, or that which makes holes in the shapes of worms, is an extrauniversal entity that was trapped within the universe on creation, and is attempting to eat its way out, becoming an antimeme in the process. It despises the fact that the universe has corrupted it to the point where its concepts (such as pronouns, names, and thinking) are applicable.
How does it take its coffee: With the cup, the machine, the table it rests on, and the mind of the owner.
How does it swear?: Like this.
Favorite meal?: Reality. This is also its least favorite, and only, meal.
Favorite animal?: It doesn't like animals.
Music taste?: The sound of you no longer screaming.
What does it look like?: "It's a worm. It's a power line closing a circuit with a small animal. It's a hole where a monster should have been. It's a maze. It's a fault in reality. It's a fistula through the universes. It's terrible. And it's ever so hungry."
What TMA Fear does it best represent?: The Corruption

Stella Lindholm

Appears in: Black and White and Red All Over, various cameos for her produce
Summary: Stella Freja Lindholm is an urban farmer and central planner in Outer Lichtenberg. Through a combination of hard work, networking, and plant magic, she's one of the biggest sources of food in the Free Port. No, she doesn't want to talk. Please stop trying to get her to leave her apartment complex, she's fine where she is. Really, she's fine, it's safer inside.
How does she take her coffee: Coffee, tea, as long as she grew it herself.
How does she swear?: Maybe a little.
Favorite meal?: Apples, home-grown.
Favorite animal?: Damselflies
Music taste?: Mostly noise, but if it sounds like Yvette Young, Lindholm's good.
What does she look like?: "You know, when you heard about a reclusive European parabotanist, you kinda expect someone… hunchbacky. Lindholm's not that: she's short, sure, but muscular, especially in her back, and has good posture for someone who literally never leaves her home. Long, frizzy hair, too. You're not sure why your mind went to that, but it's probably to keep you from dwelling on her cartoonish Scandinavian accent."
What TMA Fear does she best represent?: The Vast

Hellen Martinez

Appears in: How To Clean A Polyester Dress, Face In the Dollhouse (PoV)
Summary: Hellen Martinez was a newly-graduated pre-med student when she disappeared in late July of 2009. She was affiliated with the Line of Sisters, a then-active trans-exclusionary radical feminist collective that dissolved later that November; writings found in her possession indicate she was growing jaded with the movement. Her whereabouts are unknown.
How does she take her coffee: Tea, p-please.
How does she swear?: She tries not to.
Favorite meal?: Fried green tomato salad for dinner, apple tart for dessert.
Favorite animal?: Humpback whales!
Music taste?: She probably would have liked Mitski.
What does she look like?: "She honestly looked like something out of cartoon, or a… reasonably more progressive eighties movie: the shy nerd in the corner, dressed in a frilled pink tank over a white sweater vest and a shin-length skirt, eyes that might well have had hearts in them peeking from behind cutesy round glasses and tastefully-'messy' dreadlocks at the object of her affection. Aside from that (and the fact that she was the only black woman in the meeting), she was quite average, only about 5'8" all told and too quiet to speak up."
What TMA Fear does she best represent?: The Stranger

Ashton Miyamoto

Appears in: When Will You Die for the Last Time in my Dreams
Summary: Ashton Miyamoto is a musician working as a security guard in BackDoor SoHo. They've been kind of a mess since college, rarely leaving their apartment except for groceries and their band, Yellowface. Worried they're bringing everyone down through neediness and social parasitism.
How do they take their coffee: Instant.
How do they swear?: A little here and there.
Favorite meal?: Fried rice in pho stock. Don't judge.
Favorite animal?: Pigeons.
Music taste?: Noise, mash-ups, remixes, and K.K. Slider covers, which you'd never get them to admit.
What do they look like?: "They're short, and you're not sure if they're also stocky or just covered in too many layers of jackets. Messy tufts of bleached-blond hair peak out of their Chippers cap, and their olive skin doesn't look like it's been touched by the sun in decades. Looks a little jumpy."
What TMA Fear do they best represent?: The Eye

Theresa Petrucci

Appears in: Black and White and Red All Over, Filled to the Brim with Girlish Glee, How To Clean A Polyester Dress
Summary: Theresa Arianna Petrucci/Acolyte Dunst/PINK FLY is a terrible person. Her hobbies include chemistry (chemical weapons), DIY pyschotherapy (brainwashing people with chemical weapons and memes), and activism (violence). Originally part of a BackDoor radfem art collective, she fled to Europe after the suspicious murder of two members of the collective, joining the Fourth Reich.
How does she take her coffee: Coffee is poisonous, but a necessary poison. She prefers tea, however.
How does she swear?: If she's swearing, there's a massive, massive problem.
Favorite meal?: Doner w/ chopped salad and tea.
Favorite animal?: Horses.
Music taste?: Classical music, or the sounds of cracking bones.
What does she look like?: "Gangly, blonde, 'plain' but in the Hollywood sense of the word. Good fashion. Warm smile. Kind eyes. Curt, but polite. She looks innocent, honestly, and talks to the others as if she hadn't been caked in someone else's blood just hours before."
What TMA Fear does she best represent?: The Web

Elder Rockwell

Appears in: Christ In Scarlet
Summary: Joseph Comstock Rockwell is a Christian minister, and one of the higher-ups of the Christian Ministries of America. Secretly, he works to spread a syncretism of Pentecostalism, Christian Identity, and Scarlet King worship throughout White America. Fun at parties, if you like trauma.
How does he take his coffee: Bloody.
How does he swear?: That's not very Christian of you.
Favorite meal?: Sunday roast.
Favorite animal?: Dogs, or animals that function as dogs.
Music taste?: Gospel and swing.
What does he look like?: "It didn't look like age had softened the burly man before you. If anything, it had little more than chiseled his face and arms with decorative grooves and accented lesions, emphasized the hard man that lurked beneath the charisma. Even his eyes looked as stone, piercing grey and equally cold."
What TMA Fear does he best represent?: The Slaughter

Officers Efrain Rodríguez and Connor Zhou

Appears in: Christ In Scarlet
Summary: Officers Efrain Rodríguez Guerrero and Connor Xieren Zhou are members of Mobile Task Force Gamma-691, "When Something Interesting Happens". Of the two of them, Zhou is the better shot, but Rodríguez is a better talker. Not an item, despite the stereotype for Gulf task forces. I wonder what they'll find in Whitewater…
How do they take their coffee: After years on shitty Foundation rations, the taste of coffee has little bearing on whether they'll drink it.
How do they swear?: Rodríguez doesn't swear often, but get him stressed enough and he'll curse like a sailor. Zhou hardly ever swears.
Favorite meal?: Pork tamales for Rodríguez, who has fond memories of Christmas with his family. Barbecue for Zhou, who has awkward memories of pretending to like his mother's take on Fujian cuisine.
Favorite animal?: Elephants for Rodríguez, pigs for Zhou.
Music taste?: Car rides with them at the front are constant battles between country and rock. Neither admits to enjoying pop.
What do they look like?:

• "Tall, tan, bald, and portly, Rodríguez has the look of an El Paso beat cop with a considerably friendlier attitude. He even holds himself like all this business is a meet and greet, like he's not here to find and capture a man-eating boar."
• "If ever there was a fed, however, his name would be Connor Zhou. The man's built for a suit and rubber soles, and the crew-cut certainly adds to to the look. Combine that with his steady posture and inquisitive demeanor, and all you're missing is a few more inches in height."

What TMA Fear do they best represent: The Desolation and the Vast.

Madeleine von Schaeffer

Appears in: How To Clean A Polyester Dress, Face in the Dollhouse (speaker)
Summary: Madeleine von Schaeffer is a German Aristocrat, or as much as you could be after two World Wars and a Cold War. She's one of the main investors in Just Girly Things, and about as emotionally and financially manipulative as you'd expect. Her family is part of a long line of neo-daevic worshippers of the Unseelie Queen. Made of porcelain, gold, and whatever flesh she couldn't cut away.
How do they take their coffee: Tea, if you would.
How do they swear?: It's not in her vocabulary.
Favorite meal?: Spargel and apricot dumplings.
Favorite animal?: Butterflies.
Music taste?: There was this one composer a while back whom she quite enjoyed. A shame she had to skin and stuff him.
What does she look like?: "She looked like a doll." "Is now the time?" "No, I mean literally like a doll. Her skin looks like porcelain, doesn't move like flesh is supposed to, her hair looks like gold, actual gold, and I don't know about you but I've never seen anyone that pretty outside of museums. Too pretty. Too tall. Freaked me right the fuck out."
What TMA Fear does she best represent?: The Stranger

Bastian Schaus

Appears in: Black and White and Red All Over
Summary: Bastian Schaus, otherwise known as Acolyte Salz, joined the Fourth Reich as a way of reasserting his masculinity. He pays very dearly for that. Has the anomalous ability to suck moisture from his surroundings, as well as shedding salt.
How do he take his coffee: Tea, with every meal.
How does he swear?: Tries not to. Tries.
Favorite meal?: Chickenwurst w/ sauerkraut and tea. He needs to expand his diet, honestly.
Favorite animal?: Roe deer.
Music taste?: Prog, and also Japanese noise rock.
What does he look like?: "Ridiculously tall, ridiculously muscled, ridiculously awkward. He certainly tried to look friendly, but the constant readjustment of his (already short) gold-blond hair belied an underlying anxiety of some sort. Like he was close to shattering."
What TMA Fear does he best represent?: The Lonely

The Unseelie Queen

Appears in: The Last Things, SCP-2677 (ancillary), jacklyn diamandis, accountable to nobody (ancillary)
Summary: The Unseelie Queen, or King Butterfly, or the Violet Queen/Archon, is a 'pataphysical parasite that dug its way into the setting and placed itself in a position of importance. It is associated with spiders, usurpation, and impersonation.
How does it take its coffee: Likes the stains they make.
How does it swear?: Does inarticulate screaming count?
Favorite meal?: Your identity.
Favorite animal?: Itself and things that look like it.
Music taste?: Its own screams.
What does it look like?: Huandou, traitorous minister to Yu the Great. Empress Unseelie, Conqueror-Queen of the Fae. The Violet Archon, that insectine beast. One hundred thousand fingers of an otherwise nameless Old God, poking through the firmament in juvenile exploration.
What TMA Fear does it best represent?: The Stranger

The White Wolf

Appears in: A Dove in a Chicken Pen (ancillary), When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams (ancillary)
Summary: The White Wolf, or the Green-Eyed Wolf of Raasepula, or the Verdant Mage/Archon, is just distinct enough from an astronomically large cloud of extramultiversal "fire" to be called a character.
How does it take its coffee: That coffee's been vaporized.
How does it swear?: It barely knows how to scream, let alone talk.
Favorite meal?: Whoops, it burnt it.
Favorite animal?: Whoops, it killed it.
Music taste?: Whoops, it screamed over it.
What does it look like?: "For a single, terrible second, you can see the weave of screaming mouths and frantic eyes woven across the firmament — and then your head is full of fire, and you're no more.
What TMA Fear does it best represent?: The Desolation

Dr. Rivka Yarkoni and Researcher Yehezkel Yarkoni

Appears in: SCP-4947, SCP-3753, If You Are Reading This, SCP-978 extended test logs
Summary: Rivka is a nurse-turned-physician working for the Foundation; Yehezkel is a former professor of architecture employed several years later. Both emigrated from Iran after Yehezkel's conversion from Islam to Judaism. Following the suicide of her daughter, Rivka was assigned to SCP-4947 as head researcher. The stress of this position resulted in her developing early-onset dementia, and Yehezkel was assigned to the project in her stead.
How do they take their coffee: Rivka drinks chamomile, and developed a caffeine addictions in the days following her 4947 assignment. Yehezkel doesn't drink.
How do they swear?: Rivka does not say fuck!! Yehezkel very rarely does.
Favorite meal?: Kubbeh khamusta for Rivka, falafel and shakshuka for Yehezkel.
Favorite animal?: Dogs for Rivka, cats for Yehezkel. They settled on the former.
Music taste?: Folk music for Rivka, jazz for Yehezkel.
What do they look like?:

• "Rivka's appearance was unremarkable: 5'5", patterned tichel, olive skin, a face like every other person you'd see at a bodega in Staten Island. It was her smile that stuck out, warm and genuine. Well, that and the suspender suit with pinned flairs."
• "Yehezkel had the appearance of a man who knew he was fat and had tried to exercise himself to skinny, merely to become a healthier and more muscular fat man. He wouldn't have believed you if you told him he was actually quite handsome, that his crooked grin was endearing and his manner pleasant. If his brown skin wasn't so tan, you might have even seen him blush at the compliment."

What TMA Fear do they best represent?: The Corruption and the Lonely

Sara Yarkoni

Appears in: When Will You Die for the Last Time in my Dreams, Last Minute Resistance, Filled to the Brim with Girlish Glee, SCP-5444, CactusCast, A Eulogy In 11/8 Time
Summary: Sara is a freelance programmer, webcam model, and musician from Staten Island. Born to Rivka and Yehezkel, much of her life was defined by a need to earn their approval (they worked incredibly long hours); that fell apart after her arson-assisted expulsion from Yale and subsequent 6-month institutionalization.
How do they take their coffee: Shot of vanilla cream and espresso.
How do they swear?: Minor swears often, major swears sometimes.
Favorite meal?: Lentil stew in vegetable stock.
Favorite animal?: All of them, but dogs especially.
Music taste?: Post-punk, experimental, and anything that doesn't sound like it belongs on the radio.
What does she look like?: "Sara paid a lot of attention to her appearance. A lot. Make-up was perfect (especially considering the dearth of good MUA resources for people w/ dark skin), fashion was perfect (even if she largely had to buy second-hand), her walk, talk, and brand were all perfect, but if you ever saw her next to her considerably more 'plain' twin sister, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference."
What TMA Fear do they best represent?: The Desolation

Judas al-Zaman

Appears in: Black and White and Red All Over
Summary: Judas al-Zaman, formerly Ya'qoob el-Asmar, is an Arab-Pakistani immigrant who runs mail for Outer Lichtenberg. Though well-read and quite pleasant, the nature of his peculiar upbringing has left him somewhat emotionally stunted, and as a result he can be a bit self-defeating. Learned magic from a jinn after getting beaten up by a gang of Baloch nationalists.
How does he take his coffee: Slovak, and extra bitter at that.
How does he swear?: Somethimes?
Favorite meal?: Turkey-bacon BLT
Favorite animal?: Monitor lizards. Some days he'd just watch them go about their business.
Music taste?: Noise and math
What does he look like?: "Judas was stylish, and quite attractive. The curly mop of black hair was styled into a fashionable kind of messy, something that allowed him to run his hands through and make it look deliberate. His dark skin was unblemished, in a manner that suggested he took great pains to guard from the sun. Hell, he even pulled off a mustache! This was not the look of a man who deflated as easily as Judas al-Zaman did."
What TMA Fear does he best represent?: The Buried

Luna Zapata

Appears in: Ambrose Backdoor Soho, Are We Gentrified Yet?
Summary: Luna Mercedes Delanna Zapata (née Thompson) is a violinist "signed onto" the King of Hearts Collective, and an on-and-off in the Gamers Against Weed irc chats. Volunteered to be Mrs. Gentrification, utilizing musical necromancy to bring back the souls of dead tenants.
How do they take their coffee: Hand-ground and black, unless the place she bought the beans specifies otherwise.
How do they swear?: Not at all, really.
Favorite meal?: Huevos con migas.
Favorite animal?: Whooping cranes.
Music taste?: Dad rock and neoclassical.
What does she look like?: I'm not even gonna pretend she's not a Leyla McCalla faceclaim.
What TMA Fear do they best represent?: The End

Research Work

SCP-1285

"Audiences are gonna hate this, you know."
"If I cared for the opinion of every slavering wastrel, I'd be a critic, not a cinematographer."

• So this was my first skip. It's alright I guess.
• Fun little story about this baby: back when I was a babby SCP writer, this was originally just a straight up statue, no context. Some helpful soul told me that the concept sounded "B-Movie"ish and the very next day, I got up, thought "fuck you, it IS a B-Movie!", and the rest was history.
• I've been trying to move away from notes at the end. However, this was made before NatE was a cliche, so neener.

SCP-2677

Today's the day. Make master proud, won't you?

• As the years go by, I like this skip less and less. I'm not certain if it's because my writing style has improved over the years or if it's because of the four and a half year gap between this and my next ones, but I do find it slightly ironic that my most acclaimed skip is my least favorite.
• Originally, Anderson Harper was meant to be a super bad guy, but atrophy for lethargy, I suppose. Also, I literally can't remember what this thing's function was anymore, both intention and practical, so go hog wild I guess.

SCP-3428

Maybe it's the weather. Maybe you're just thirsty. Chill out with a Pepsi.

• This was originally supposed to be about wasps. I have no fucking clue what inspired me to write this, cause it's been 4 years since I uploaded the first draft to my sandbox.

SCP-952

"Hey, V."
"What could it possibly be this time, Jack?"
"I have this weird idea."

• One day, while listening to TTNG's Animals, I realized that a common thread linked nearly every song of my favorite genre together: the inability for nerds to keep a damn relationship together. It's almost mystifying, turn on the average math rock playlist and it's either instrumentals or breakup songs.

SCP-3472

In my dreams, we're all smiling.

• I feel like, whenever I'm writing parents, the most common archetype that comes up is the nervous wreck who loves their child, but isn't all that there for them, emotionally. I have to wonder why I write like this.
• Most of the skip was written in 2013-2014. The letter is the only real part made near when I posted this.
• I'll rewrite this one day.

Corner of the Game Room

• This one's about as true as The Things they Carried is. The feelings are real, however.

SCP-4747

Step 6: Mix the jelly into the shavings, all the while declaring your love for one another.

• I refuse to comment on this any more than "I wrote this in an hour and a half concept to posting."

SCP-4946

"Do 222232244629420445529739893461909967206666939096499764990979600 people even exist?"
"Yes, the fuck are you on about? Keep scrolling."

• So it turns out there wasn't a skip called "you have died of dysentery", and now there is.
• This was originally 4947. That disappeared into a hole.

SCP-4947

Direct order from O5-11, images to attach to the file, new exploration authorization. Christ, you'd think we'd back these things up.

• This is my first horror SCP, I think. 1285 veered too far into black comedy, 2677 was more of a character piece, and the closest 952 got to horror was showing how far a human would go to hurt another human. This one, though, gets back to my roots.
• Fun fact: Yehezkel and Rivka are the parents of Sara. I kinda feel bad for how horrible I've been to this family tree.
• This is my best work, I think.

SCP-3721

You think translating is hard? Try reading what they say.

• Eskobar briefly talked about SCP-2845 on Kaktuskast, using it as an example of when an author "stops fucking around". I think 3721 is that moment for me.
• The original iteration of this draft was far less focused on the aspect of decay; it was Hippo's suggestion that they forget their own names that cemented the direction I wanted to take.
• There have been three times where, in the process of writing, I became so disgusted by something I've written that I had to dial it back. The third transcript was one of them.

SCP-4690

• My process for conceptualization went as follows:
  • Huh, Japanese architecture is really cool.
  • But orientalism sucks!
  • What if there was a metaphysical cancer made of a mishmash of random architecture taken from a smattering of East-Asian countries, with no attention to detail? Just the pure horrors of orientalism.
  • It's actually a web created by hyperdimensional spiders.
  • But why are the spiders in our world?
  • They're here to eat orientalists.
  • Pinkerton is a very good album about an orientalist.
  • Madame Butterfly is my new special interest, oops
  • What if anti-orientalist hyperdimensional spiders ate Lieutenant Pinkerton?
• This article is an abject failure, because nothing will ever be funnier than the actual existence of a 1920 Madame Butterfly porn parody where the director plays a peeping tom who's made the main character's bitch. Jewish bisexuals stay winning.
• I refuse to explain why or how Weezer is Fifthist, and will never expand upon it.

The OCT Trilogy (Survival Guide, Last Things, Baptism) When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams

Hell is whatever you think it will be, and you deserve it as much as you believe you do.

• If Technician Empira is my author self-insert, Veronica is her shadow: the sum of my insecurities, boiled down into one miserable character. I suppose that makes her my self-insert as well, even if Veronica and I diverged somewhere down the line. As a result, writing her is an intensely personal experience for me.
• By the time I started the second chapter, I had gotten back on my ADHD meds and started religiously listening to Yankee Hotel Foxtrot. You can probably tell how that affected the work.
• I feel like a big theme of the HoS saga is how we deal with trauma and the mistakes of the past. I'll probably continue Veronica's story, one day, along with those of her bandmates. Nix the probably, I deliver.
• There have been three times where, in the process of writing, I became so disgusted by something I've written that I had to dial it back. The Bandages scene from Survival Guide was one of them.

SCP-4495

• Anyone who tells you this is a horror piece is a lying liar who lies. It's actually a comedy.

SCP-166

• I don't remember who suggested I put a 0 in the url, but I think it was either Kirby or Dolphin.
• The most common criticism I've seen of this piece is that it changes a docile, not-too-deadly skip into an edgy keterblack. To that I say: "Yes, I did. Why is that supposed to be the problem?"
• The second most common criticism I've seen is that I rewrote Clef out of the story. To that I ask: "How do you think Nobody obtained Clef's credentials?"
• The bitterest irony of this story is that it can never actually replace its mainlisted counterpart, because it relies too much on its existence to stand on very many legs. Far from replacing 166, I have added onto its justifications.

Are We Gentrified Yet?

• Nico tells me he wrote the project proposal as a joke, with little intention to actually submit it to the wiki. To this day, I wonder whose neck this albatross hangs heavier on.
• I hadn't read SCP-4485 until a little after AWGY's publication. As far as I was aware, Hansarp was nothing more than a Mekhanite weirdo.

SCP-4886

The lead biologist isn't supposed to make mistakes, but deep down, I always hoped I was wrong. Just not this wrong.

• This skip is intended to be read more than once. In fact, if you haven't read it at least twice, don't read the commentary further.
• One thing that fascinated me about SCP-2254 was the implication that La Hire, the rapist by proxy responsible for a generation of animal serial killers, was terrified of his brothers. After I poached Spades from Bright (and subsequently overhauled him into a neurotic, guilt-ridden child of the Scarlet King), I knew I'd be touching up on his brothers.
• This piece is the capstone of everything I learned from writing for the site. Incorporated is 3721's prose timing, WWYFTLTIMD's dialogue crash course, Nadox and the Mekhanite's character work, 4947's atmospheric tone, 4495's clinical disgust, and SCP-0166's weaponization of the SCP format. It is, almost certainly, my best SCP work.
• If you didn't pick up on it: 4886 wasn't lying about his father, and URA-4886 appears in an earlier skip

The Trashfire

WELCOME TO HELL

• This canon exists for the sake of reader convenience, linking my and others' works together into a (hopefully) easier to understand bundle.
• If you can't tell, I dislike a vast majority of what many readers consider "canon", but most of all, I dislike the mangled Jewish mythology SCPs like Gate Guardian. Creating a space away from such things is pleasing to me.

SCP-5012

Oh great computer, how old, truly, is the universe?

you dont want to know the answer to that question

• Every musician corresponds to either a canon, 'verse, or canon grouping. I've tagged the ones Dr. Goss reports.

SCP-5445

• This was based on a dream I had, on the exact same night I had pondered how cool SCP-5040 was for being based on a dream. Because staff lacked the evidence to perma my subconscious from the Wiki, I coldposted it the next morning. I regret never finding a way to include the "you have to lick the knife" part of the dream.

SCP-5444

When I die, I want my autobiography encrypted.

• I was inspired by an episode of Forensic Files, where a man pretended to be the man he murdered, sending mail and paying bills as appropriate, but 5444 was already conceptualized by the time I saw that episode so the Parawatch I had in mind was scrapped.
• Sara's experiences are at least partially autobiographical; not to the point of 1:1 connections, but enough to understand how these things may have gone down.
• You know a skip is good when three separate people ask if you're alright after reading it.

Filled to the Brim with Girlish Glee

KeeLee: But I care about you, even when you won't care about me.

• This is a rewrite of a piece by DrChandra and DianaBerry. The original featured Lolly from Dread & Circuses trying to reason with the girls of JGT re: their transphobia, and arguably cemented JGT as the "TERF GoI". In my opinion, its biggest problem was too much tell re: why transphobia is bad; my job was to chop it all up and show the sheer horrors of "traditional femininity". I, uh, succeeded, according to the comments.
• This piece did not originally come with an on-page warning, which I dislike including wholesale onto a page unless absolutely necessary. As it turns out, my decision to have such warnings languish in this tabview resulted in triggering someone's PTSD; not including the warning after such would be tantamount to dangerous negligence.
• I set out to make this piece horrifying from the perspective of software developers and trans people; I didn't expect the horror to produce such visceral reactions, and to this day I'm a little frightened of the implications that I could just write such a thing.
• PINK FLY has cameo'd in another tale.

SCP-5994

• There are some things you will never understand.

Black and White and Red All Over

Apparently you fuckers didn't learn the first time. How about a round 2?

• IntCon2019 was a very… peculiar contest, but I knew the minute I stepped into the ring what I wanted to write. As 3721 shows, I'm not too much of a fan on most people's takes on paranormal neo-nazis; if I didn't take 4R and write it myself, I knew I'd inevitably hate whatever was written about them.
• -DE hates this series, but acknowledges that it's well-written. Sometimes, the highest praise comes from those who hold you in the lowest regard.
• I think the ultimate moral of this series is that fascism is an inconsistent garbage ideology for insecure losers, and ultimately it doesn't even make you happy.

SCP-5947

The grind, the grind, the grind of it all! A god's work is never done, Dr. Regan, so either pick up your wrench or offer yourself upon the altar to our glory!

• SILVERFISH was part of Corpsecon, a contest where someone submitted containment procedures and someone else would write for them. Mine were written by MaliceAforethought
• This piece is based on a specific period of time during my tenure as SCP staff, wherein I was obsessed with "protecting" the wiki at any cost. Add Smith to the self-insert pile, I guess.
• This marks the first article proper on the wiki to mention SoI-004; funnily enough, it isn't even part of the canon I introduced them in.

Christ in Scarlet

"You're sick. I'll never let you get away with this."

"Were you always this cliché, Princess?"

• Christ in Scarlet arguably kicks off "Act Three" of the Trashfire, introducing and developing a lot of the themes planned for later installments. It's also just fun to write.
• Almost on accident, I've found myself debating whether each piece in the series will be the one that goes "too far". Hell, the series is about a rapacious demon overtaking one of the largest religions in the world; already I'm alienating a good chunk of my audience. From the reception I've gotten, however, doesn't look like I need to worry too much.

How To Clean A Polyester Dress

Madeleine von Schaeffer looked at Theresa like a shark looked at seals, curled and uncurled her fingers whenever she was near, grinned in anticipation of a coming pounce. On the other hand, she actually looked at Theresa.

• This series was originally going to be a single tale, then four tales, and finally came out to five.
• Originally, there was going to be a subplot where Theresa pretended to love Hellen back in order to manipulate her, but it didn't fit into the plot.
• I'm honestly scared of this series. There where points while I was writing it when it felt like something else was directing the story, and times when I wasn't writing it when all I could think about was finishing it. The only other time something like this happened was when I snuck into my university's computer lab at 1 AM to work on a project.

UElore

• Chaz Ambrose is Mr. Redd's son: He started Ambrose to piss off his dad, but it backfired because his restaurants cause strife and argument in the human world.
• Beryllium-bronze conducts consciousness: The primary purpose of BB materials is to channel, project, or interfere with electric and psychic signals associated with consciousness.
• Robert Bumaro and the Prophet who faced Ion's army are different people: Robert Bumaro may claim to be the Prophet of Mekhane (and might be? who knows), but he wasn't Enoch the Builder, who was killed in the final siege that broke the Adytite Empire.
• The Foundation is privately or covertly funded: Governments fund a single normalcy organization, either the Global Occult Coalition or a nationalized one, and don't really rely on others.
• Mekhane is an artificial god: There existed no actual Mekhane until the Mekhanite Empire, when it was constructed from bronze, iron, and the collective consciousness of its classical cultists. It was killed by Orok in the deciding battle of the First Occult War, but put up a good enough fight before the end.
• There are multiple 001s: These include Tufto's Proposal as well as whatever's hiding under Site-56. Gate Guardian and The Placeholder are not only not a true 001, they're not even present as fake 001s (this is true across all metaverses and their associated multiverses and their associated universes).

What I've Learned From Writing

SCP-1285

• Do not be afraid to go weird.
• Behind every criticism is a suggestion for what to do better.

SCP-2677

• Extraneous logs will cripple a piece. Only say what you need to.

SCP-3428

• Comedy must be built up from.

SCP-952

• Everyone loves a good character.
• The worst human villains are still human at the end of the day. If you can understand why someone did something, part of you will unconsciously empathize.

SCP-4947

• Gimmicks can only go so far, even if they're necessary to explore the themes of a piece. Try not to rely on a given gimmick too hard.

SCP-3721

• Prose can be timed for maximum effect, most especially when writing horror (and, by extension, comedy).

SCP-4690

• All comedy pieces have a punchline, but great comedy pieces realize that build-up isn't linear. Peppering your piece with brief jokes can strengthen the piece immensely.

Content Warnings

• SCP-1285: Mention of alcoholism
• SCP-2677: Attempted suicide
• SCP-952: Suicide, buried gays
• SCP-3472: Parental abandonment, parental death
• D-7294's Declassified D-Class Survival Guide: Abuse, suicide ideation, t slur, someone gets their eye stabbed
• The Last Things Dr. Darryl Loyd Ever Did, in Chronological Order: Suicide, mild gore
• Baptism of the Wandering Jew by Johnny the Son: gore, abuse, themes of sexual insecurity
• 4947: unreality
• SCP-3721: Nazism, abuse, k-slur
• Degenerate Art: natzis, f slur
• SCP-4690: spiders, spiders eating your face, anti-asian racism
• Dead Pig: NSFW
• Last Minute Resistance: Abuse, mind control, implications of rape, more natzis
• SCP-378: buges
• Beef Albini: someone straight up gets a tentacle up the ass (consensually), NSFW
• Nadox + Mekhanite: gore
• 4495: unsanitary
• 166: structural abuse and neglect, pretty much all of the original's triggers, f slur
• 4886: gore, worms, bestiality, bad bad things
• 5012: gore, unreality
• Ambrose SoHo: allegory for AIDS-assisted gentrification
• 5445: gore, unsanitary
• 5444: suicide, NSFW
• diamandis: horrible coping mechanisms, allusions to hatesex
• FttBwGG: nazis, trans+ homophobia, t slur, gaslighting+abuse
• eucestodiel: animal gore, buge
• 5994: unreality
• 5947: torture
• S, Y, D: NSFW, alcoholism
• ACOL: nazis, torture, gore, transphobia
• 5952: ritual child abuse, religious trauma, racism
• Dove in Chicken Pen: nonconsensual kissing, antisemitism
• 98999: dubiously healthy sex
• 3178: child death, suicide, antisemitism/racism, gore
• Borrow the Map: NSFW, dissociation during sex
• Polyester Dress: abuse, conversion therapy, transphobia, antisemitism, gore, theresa is her own content warning
• IR 2001-489: child abuse

Author Living Will

All original characters, concepts, and settings of mine that appear in non-SCP works are All Rights Reserved, with the exception of their appearances, lore, and characterization in the context of on-Wiki works. Furthermore, they are to be released into Public Domain upon my death.

• Merchandising: Pretty much everything I've written can be merchandised for sale, as long as I'm given attribution.
• Reclaiming Authorship: NatVoltaic, ProcyonLotor, and Uncle Nicolini have my phone number.
• Post"mortem" ownership: In the event that I leave the site, remain inactive for five years, or die, all of my non-collab articles shall be transferred to The Great Hippo's ownership. Collaborations are to be transferred in full to their respective coauthors.
  • IMPORTANT: If the age limit is ever decreased to below 18, the ability to rewrite, significantly edit, or willfully delete any of my articles will be revoked to the best of my ability.
• IMPORTANT: In the event that staff allow a malicious downvote brigade to remove an article from the site, all my work is to be sent to me as raw text, then deleted from the site. I will not see my fellow authors crushed by offsite wastrels and trolls. With the creation of The Trashfire, this is no longer a request I feel comfortable making.

TAKE THE URANIUMEMPIRE CHALLENGE

List of site "achievements" I've fulfilled.

• SCP Achievement Badges
  • Certificate Of Attendance
  • Participation Trophy
  • Straight Out Of Central Casting (Veronica Fitzroy)
  • Canonball
  • Look Ma! I'm On TV!
  • Level Up!
  • Skip Tutoring
  • Thousandaire
  • Extra! Extra!
• Achievement Badges For Fun
  • Atlas's hand
  • I'm coming!
  • Rising from the ashes
  • Claws Behind
  • Transnational distribution
  • …But yours is sexually aggressive in a way that I will not likely to recover from
  • Even the smallest person can change the course of the future

List of site "achievements" I made up, all of which I have done.

• The Albatross: Write a low-brow comedy piece that gets more attention than your Magnum Opus piece.
• Burnout Purgatory: Post an SCP, tale, and GoI-Format within one week, all of which are posted before and in the month of Jamcon. If Jamcon starts within the first week of the month, do it in the last week of the previous month.
• Den of Hippos: Write a comedy piece that's mistaken for horror by readers.
• Hypno's Plagiarist: Write an article inspired by a dream within 24 hours of having said dream.
• I just think they're neat: Write a tale shipping your original character with a non-original character who predates your OC's introduction by at least five years.
• My G-d, These Bitches Gay!: Write an article that inspires either shippy fanart or slashfic between two characters of the same gender.
• One-Two Sucker Punch: Write an article inspired by the work of an author who proceeds to downvote your article, then write an article that earns the upvote of someone you specifically expected would hate said article.
• Takeshi's Challenge: Spend at least three years working on an article that, despite your best efforts, fails once posted.

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BREAKING: HACK and FRAUD UraniumEmpire STEALS ACHIEVEMENT LIST from Elunerazim who stole it from Deadly Bread who took it at baguette-point from MightyMcB who won it in a battle of the bands from Crashington who climbed three thousand meters up the forbidden mountain to learn the secrets of the achievement list from Nagiros who forged it in the Crab Dens of Ashmedai's domain.

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Achievables	Unlocked?
SCPs	SCPs
Write an SCP	✔️
Write 5 SCPs	✔️
Write 10 SCPs	✔️
Write 25 SCPs	✔️
Write 50 SCPs
Write an SCP tagged as "safe"	✔️
Write an SCP tagged as "euclid"	✔️
Write an SCP tagged as "keter"	✔️
Write an SCP tagged as "thaumiel"	✔️
Write an SCP tagged as "neutralized"
Write an SCP tagged as "explained"
Write an SCP tagged as "joke"	✔️
Write an SCP tagged as "esoteric-class"	✔️
Collaborate on an SCP	✔️
Write an SCP-001 Proposal
Write an SCP in Series I	✔️
Write an SCP in Series II	✔️
Write an SCP in Series III	✔️
Write an SCP in Series IV	✔️
Write an SCP in Series V	✔️
Write an SCP in Series VI	✔️
Write an SCP in Series VII	✔️
Write a format screw SCP	✔️
Rewrite someone else's SCP	✔️
Tales	Tales
Write a tale	✔️
Write 5 tales	✔️
Write 10 tales	✔️
Write 15 tales	✔️
Write a tale that gets to +50	✔️
Write a tale that gets to +100	✔️
Start a tale series	✔️
Finish a tale series	✔️
Collaborate on a tale	✔️
Write a Parawatch Tale	✔️
GoI Formats	GoI Formats
Write a GoI Format	✔️
Write 5 GoI Formats
Write 10 GoI Formats
Write 15 GoI Formats
Write a GoI format that gets to +50	✔️
Write a GoI format that gets to +100	✔️
Collaborate on a GoI Format
Write an Ambrose Restaurants Format	✔️
Write an Anderson Robotics Format
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Write a Facility Dossier
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Write a GOC Format
Write a GRU Division "P" Format
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Write a Horizon Initiative Format
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Write an MC&D Format
Write a Medicean Academy of the Occult Arts Format
Write a "Nobody" Format	✔️
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Write a Sarkic Cults
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Write a Shark Punching Center Format
Write a UIU Format	✔️
Write a Westhead Media article
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General	General
Get +200 net upvotes	✔️
Get +500 net upvotes	✔️
Get +1000 net upvotes	✔️
Get +2000 net upvotes	✔️
Get +3000 net upvotes	✔️
Get +4000 net upvotes	✔️
Get +5000 net upvotes
Enter a Contest	✔️
Win a Contest	✔️
Enter an X000 Contest	✔️
Write for a canon	✔️
Write 5 articles for canons	✔️
Write 10 articles for canons	✔️
Write for 5 different canons	✔️
Create a canon	✔️
Coldpost a successful article	✔️
Write about 'Pataphysics	✔️
Write an urban legend	✔️
Write a temporal anomaly
Write a ghost story	✔️
Get a character tag	✔️
Write an author avatar	✔️
Have someone use my character in another article	✔️
Write a tribute to the Old Guard of ARGs
Write a sad article	✔️
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Write a funny article	✔️
Write something dialogue heavy	✔️
Write something confusing as hell	✔️
Write something disturbing as hell	✔️✔️✔️
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Write about the Foundation being saviors
Write about the Foundation's hands being tied	✔️
Write a humanoid	✔️
Write a body horror article	✔️
Write a really long article (3000+ words)	✔️
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Write an article about leeches	✔️
Write an article about bread
Write an article about the ocean
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Write something using ListPages witchcraft	✔️
Write, crit, then post an article within 24 hours	✔️
Write an article that gets a good feature on SCP Café	✔️
Write an article that gets a YouTube video made about it	✔️
Write an article that gets a good YouTube video made about it	✔️
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Have fanart made of one of my articles	✔️
Commission art for one of my articles	✔️
Write an article that gets to +50	✔️
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Write an article that gets to +200	✔️
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Write an article that gets to +400
Write an article that gets to +500
Write an article that gets to +1000
Write an article that gets to +100 in a week	✔️
Write an article that gets to +200 in a month
Write an article that gets to be the Top Rated of the Last 30 Days	✔️
Write an article that gets to be the Top Rated of the Month	✔️
Get an article featured on the front page	✔️
Write a Tag Golf article	✔️
Complete 24Hour Challenge	✔️
Create a new GoI

Fanart Wishlist

This is where I put potential fanart I'm dying to one day receive.

• Bundyville: The Remnant-style portraits of my villains
• Fake book covers of my series
• The sloppy steaks scene from I Think You Should Leave except it's House of Spades (Sara gets a portobello steak or something idk what vegetarians eat)
• Fumos of any of my characters.

vandalize this tab i guess

you're cool^∞

consider darkstuff a vandal, bwahahaha

I really hate that this took so long to find in the edit page.

Hi UraniumEmpire! Just wanted to say that I love your work :3

don't mind me, i'm just game ing

this UE person sure makes a lot of good writing

hey, uranium, it's piggy. you're a cool person and you deserve to be mod, hope that everything is okay for you. <3

UwU hello Uraniu-San!

I have found the author page of a mega cool author! O:

Weeb-chan has arrived. She is weeb. Surrender (I think your cool btw :3)

I’ve vandalized the tab am I cool yet?

Imagine having a vandalize tab. Shaking my SMH head shaking.

hey i'm here huh what amogus???

Hola, mi llamo Cole 13 de vandal!

valentine was here

We do a little vandalizing

dont upvote this page be its at 69 upvotes. NICE. -some doctor

uranium empire :)

Too long since this was vandalized. I feex.

I wanna flex :)

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SCP-1285
+88 ^… 37
Latest comment: UraniumEmpire at 24 Jul 2020 18:15
Last edited: Jerden at 01 Oct 2022 10:42

Info Cut, cut! What are you, amateurs? Check out more of my articles here! SCP-1285. Photograph taken during root penetration testing. Item #: SCP-1285 Object Class: Safe Special...
tags: hostile humanoid liquid neurological safe scp sculpture self-replicating toxic transfiguration

SCP-2677
+155 ^… 33
Latest comment: Irina Bougainvillea at 24 Jun 2022 17:16
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 01 Oct 2022 18:33

Info import sciper.2193.*; import sciper.tu2677.*; public class ego Main { Check out more of my articles here! ⚠️ Content warning: This article contains attempted suicide ⚠️...
tags: 2000 artifact electronic foundation-made keter mind-affecting sapient scp the-trashfire

SCP-3428
+36 ^… 7
Latest comment: Soultear at 12 Apr 2023 04:53
Last edited: Jerden at 08 Oct 2022 18:44

Item #: SCP-3428 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Reports regarding the discovery of SCP-3428 are to be investigated immediately, and the instance is to be secured as soon as...
tags: autonomous bird euclid hostile inscription scp sculpture

SCP-952
+219 ^… 31
Latest comment: Naepic at 27 Feb 2023 22:20
Last edited: Naepic at 27 Feb 2023 22:19

Info Highway Ash See you soon, mom! Tracklist: Life Imitates the Black Mirror 7:06 Mutual Entombment 4:38 Cross-Contaminated Cat Sausage 2:51 Inscribed on my Blood Vessels 5:05 Bandages Just Give...
tags: auditory cognitohazard intangible keter knowledge memetic mind-affecting musical scp the-trashfire veronica-fitzroy

SCP-3472
+22 ^… 5
Latest comment: Soultear at 28 May 2023 05:40
Last edited: Jerden at 01 Oct 2022 19:05

Info ⚠️ Content warning: This article contains parental death ⚠️ content warning Item #: SCP-3472 Level 2/3472 Object Class: Keter Classified SCP-3472 in its containment...
tags: artifact biohazard building indestructible k-class-scenario keter light scp structure

SCP-4747
+98 ^… 21
Latest comment: TL333s at 12 Nov 2021 00:50
Last edited: Jerden at 22 Oct 2022 15:32

Info Excerpt from '11 Ways to Spruce Up that Marriage' now, of course, you're gonna want to make sure you don't have any children, unless the child is your problem. In that case, it'll clean...
tags: autonomous biological document euclid extremity hostile mind-affecting ritual scp

SCP-4946
+148 ^… 35
Latest comment: Seraph72 at 22 Mar 2023 18:02
Last edited: Jerden at 22 Oct 2022 15:34

Info You're kidding, right? The odd woman sat stoic at her desk. Our statistics are peer reviewed and verified before publication. Now sir, unless you want to continue defending these...
tags: biohazard contagion intangible mathematical probability scp thaumiel

SCP-4947
+124 ^… 19
Latest comment: Mr Metall at 02 Feb 2022 10:18
Last edited: Jerden at 08 Oct 2022 21:58

Info Can you feel it, Yehezkel? Your bones grinding to dust, your mind withering away, your soul trembling in terror? Savor this moment. It means you can feel. Check out more of my articles here!...
tags: antimemetic building entropic geological infohazard keter knowledge location memory-affecting meta scp subterranean the-trashfire uncontained worm

SCP-3721
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Latest comment: AnActualCrow at 23 Sep 2021 19:46
Last edited: Aftokrator at 01 Oct 2022 18:05

Info There was always a thought, however fleeting, that a single weapon could win the war for the Reich; that our glorious engineers could construct the rough beast that doomed the degenerate...
tags: asci autonomous biological computer electronic historical hostile keter mechanical military obskura predictive reviewers-spotlight sapient satellite scp self-repairing telepathic the-trashfire transmission uncontained weapon

SCP-3472-J
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Latest comment: PenOrSaber1 at 08 Oct 2022 18:12
Last edited: Jerden at 22 Oct 2022 15:57

2/3472-J LEVEL 2/3472-J CLASSIFIED Item #: SCP-3472-J Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3472-J is to be stored inside a padded locker in the High Value Anomalous Object...
tags: artifact doctor-cimmerian jam-con2019 joke liquid safe scp self-repairing sleep

SCP-4690
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Latest comment: Nipixel_Paxel at 17 Dec 2021 18:51
Last edited: Jerden at 22 Oct 2022 15:56

Item #: SCP-4690 4/4690 Object Class: Apollyon Classified Special Containment Procedures: Consensus reality regarding the literary work Madame Chrysanthème and its associated adaptations has been...
tags: apollyon arachnid doctor-cimmerian narrative pataphysics-dept scp zyn-kiryu

SCP-378
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Latest comment: Ruskied at 20 Aug 2022 02:13
Last edited: Jerden at 01 Oct 2022 07:56

NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION Following the implementation of the Kraken Protocol on 27/06/1963, containment procedures for SCP-378 have been updated....
tags: alive animal arthropod asci doctor-glass empathic hive-mind neurological parasitic rewrite sapient scp telepathic thaumiel the-trashfire unusual-incidents-unit

SCP-4495
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Latest comment: Gummy_Dragon at 17 Sep 2022 01:01
Last edited: Jerden at 08 Oct 2022 19:01

Info ⚠️ Content warning: This article is really fucking unsanitary ⚠️ content warning Threat Level: Yellow Following the regular implementation of Procedure 610-Sinclair,...
tags: animal artifact biological cadaver ectoentropic food hostile humanoid k-class-scenario keter scp self-repairing snake the-trashfire

SCP-4952
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Latest comment: wraithgender at 29 Oct 2019 00:57
Last edited: Jerden at 22 Oct 2022 15:55

Threat Level: Green Special Containment Procedures: The land surrounding SCP-4952 has been purchased by the Foundation from the United States government. Due to the nature of SCP-4952, no further...
tags: doctor-gears humanoid location loop safe sarkic scp thad-xyank vehicle

SCP-4886
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Latest comment: Irina Bougainvillea at 20 Jun 2022 02:53
Last edited: Jerden at 08 Oct 2022 21:59

Info ⚠️ Content warning: This article contains gore and bestiality ⚠️ content warning From: MRoberts4@Scipnet (Agent Macie Roberts, Classification Level Nx-56/4886; Employee...
tags: euclid humanoid location reproductive scp sexual the-trashfire uncontained worm

SCP-5012
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Latest comment: Maxyfran73 at 20 Sep 2022 23:37
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 01 Oct 2022 19:31

Threat Level: Undetermined SCP-5012-1 through -24 c. December 1923. Fiorenza Marcelli is positioned 9th from the left. A section of SCP-5012. Special Containment Procedures: [pending] Legacy...
tags: 5000 aiad auditory biological broken-masquerade compulsion end-of-death euclid extradimensional food hallucination humanoid location on-mount-golgotha performance plant scp the-trashfire tool tree visual

SCP-5445
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Latest comment: Elenee FishTruck at 01 Feb 2022 12:20
Last edited: NebulousStar at 17 Mar 2022 15:45

Threat Level: Yellow Special Containment Procedures: Restaurants in the Middle East/North Africa (MENA) region are to be regularly checked for the presence of SCP-5445, with particular attention paid...
tags: bacteria biohazard exchange keter mind-affecting scp

SCP-5444
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Latest comment: wallycaine at 16 Mar 2020 01:46
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 06 Apr 2023 12:28

ADULT CONTENT This article contains adult content that may not be suitable for all readers. Graphic depiction of blood, gore or mutilation of body parts Features sexual themes or language, but does...
tags: autonomous computer electronic euclid humanoid online robotic sapient scp the-trashfire

SCP-5499
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Latest comment: Maxyfran73 at 24 Sep 2022 08:10
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 01 Oct 2022 08:38

Threat Level: Green Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5499 is to be stored, unpowered, in the ████-██ Equipment Storage Wing. Due to the nature of ████-██'s primary project, transfer of SCP-5499 to...
tags: appliance ectoentropic electronic gustatory jam-con2020 observational safe scp

SCP-5994
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Latest comment: cubeflix at 31 Mar 2023 14:51
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 01 Oct 2022 18:54

... BEGIN RECORDING Info Info about the article ⚠️ Content warning: This article contains unreality. ⚠️ content warning Item #: SCP-5994...
tags: animal artifact building co-authored computer electronic loop media safe scp the-trashfire

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Tales

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D-7294's Declassified D-Class Survival Guide
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Latest comment: Mal0gen at 11 Sep 2022 21:14
Last edited: Ralliston at 15 Sep 2022 16:42

Info Desk. Magical, grants wishes? Looks fancy. Roommate, transgender felon, claims a fairy lives inside. Crescent shaped hole? Check out more of my articles here! ⚠️ Content warning: This...
tags: d-7294 tale the-trashfire veronica-fitzroy

The Last Things Dr. Darryl Loyd Ever Did, in Chronological Order
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Latest comment: RadioactiveRADS at 16 May 2022 20:26
Last edited: NebulousStar at 22 Jun 2022 18:48

Info The Wheel of Life turned, and the bearing fell onto the nearest spoke. Check out more of my articles here! Nominated for Best Overall in the 2018 Foundies. ⚠️ Content warning: This article...
tags: tale the-trashfire veronica-fitzroy

Baptism of the Wandering Jew by Johnny the Son
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Latest comment: Lauren Bardallis at 07 Jul 2021 06:48
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 09 Sep 2022 05:30

Info Cousin Johnny gave Veronica a pat on the back, and Veronica froze up. Jay? J kept their head face down on the desk, but they wouldn't cry. They weren't supposed to. Jay. Austin...
tags: cousin-johnny tale the-trashfire veronica-fitzroy

Degenerate Art
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Latest comment: DrScaramouche at 11 Oct 2022 02:46
Last edited: Ralliston at 11 Aug 2022 11:40

Info ⚠️ Content warning: This article contains nazism and the f-slur. ⚠️ content warning you will be glad to know, however, that Queen Maven is repulsed by salt, and unable to...
tags: are-we-cool-yet goi2019 tale the-trashfire

David Cameron Fucked a Dead Pig
+52 ^… 4
Latest comment: Genshed at 26 Apr 2019 00:38
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 06 Apr 2023 12:30

ADULT CONTENT This article contains adult content that may not be suitable for all readers. Graphic depiction of blood, gore or mutilation of body parts Features sexual themes or language, but does...
tags: tale the-trashfire veronica-fitzroy

Last Minute Resistance
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Latest comment: DrScaramouche at 11 Oct 2022 03:14
Last edited: NebulousStar at 13 Sep 2022 14:06

Info ⚠️ Content warning: In addition, this article contains implications of rape, brainwashing, and nazism. ⚠️ content warning Graphic depictions of abuse ahead. Proceed with...
tags: are-we-cool-yet goi2019 tale the-trashfire

Beef Albini in Fusion Sauce with a Side of Fruit
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Latest comment: Genshed at 24 Jun 2019 04:55
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 06 Apr 2023 12:28

ADULT CONTENT This article contains adult content that may not be suitable for all readers. Graphic depiction of blood, gore or mutilation of body parts Features sexual themes or language, but does...
tags: scarlet-king tale the-trashfire veronica-fitzroy

Nadox and the Mekhanite
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Latest comment: Lo-Rez at 03 Nov 2022 03:46
Last edited: Jerden at 20 Jan 2023 18:08

Credit to Perelka_L. The sun rose, and Nadox wandered. Where to, where from, in days of the Daevites it was a question of importance, a question begged by the still-aching wounds left by bloodied...
tags: broken-god co-authored collab-con2019 daevite memoria-adytum nadox sarkic scarlet-king tale the-trashfire

SCP-166
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Latest comment: tiredsn0w at 04 Jan 2023 05:10
Last edited: Ralliston at 15 Sep 2022 16:41

Info Based on an article that no longer exists. ⚠️ Content warning: This article contains structural abuse, implications of CSA, self-harm, and the f-slur. ⚠️ content warning ...
tags: doctor-clef kindness nobody pataphysics-dept serpents-hand tale the-trashfire

Are We Gentrified Yet?
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Latest comment: SynthPanda_ at 08 Jan 2023 22:05
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 06 Apr 2023 12:28

ADULT CONTENT This article contains adult content that may not be suitable for all readers. Graphic depiction of blood, gore or mutilation of body parts Features sexual themes or language, but does...
tags: are-we-cool-yet backdoor-soho broken-god co-authored gamers-against-weed mister prize-feature robert-bumaro sarkic tale the-critic the-trashfire

The Foundation Learns Nothing About Clowns
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Latest comment: DarkStuff at 29 Dec 2019 20:08
Last edited: Ralliston at 15 Aug 2022 17:46

Okay, Clown anatomy, capital C, that's where it gets really weird. I mean I can give you the footnotes, sure, but Fuller didn't exactly run seminars on Clown biology. He didn't run seminars period,...
tags: art-exchange herman-fuller tale

Filled To The Brim With Girlish Glee
+148 ^… 27
Latest comment: UraniumEmpire at 05 May 2023 03:07
Last edited: Ralliston at 15 Sep 2022 16:42

Info ⚠️ Content warning: In addition, this article contains homophobia and transphobia. ⚠️ content warning Graphic depictions of abuse ahead. Proceed with caution. ...
tags: rewrite tale the-trashfire

INTERMISSION: Like a Fly
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Latest comment: DrScaramouche at 11 Oct 2022 12:42
Last edited: Ralliston at 22 Aug 2022 14:29

Info ⚠️ Content warning: This article contains nazism and implied homophobia. ⚠️ content warning Bastian Schaus's well, everything hurt. The sight of Acolyte Dunst bursting into...
tags: tale the-trashfire

Scooby Doo, I Wanna Be Like You
+20 ^… 3
Latest comment: SharpEmbrace at 30 May 2020 21:32
Last edited: NebulousStar at 24 Jul 2022 12:11

Agent Adrian Andrews struggled against his bonds. The bonds were metal, of course, and also powered by a sturdy system of fuck-off hyrdraulics, but what sort of agent would he be if he didn’t put up a...
tags: mr-fish tale

Ess, Why, Dee
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Latest comment: A Random Day at 10 Jul 2020 23:30
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 06 Apr 2023 12:27

ADULT CONTENT This article contains adult content that may not be suitable for all readers. Graphic depiction of blood, gore or mutilation of body parts Features sexual themes or language, but does...
tags: backdoor-soho oria tale the-trashfire veronica-fitzroy

A Cloud Over Lichtenberg
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Latest comment: UraniumEmpire at 29 Aug 2020 23:19
Last edited: NebulousStar at 31 May 2022 12:21

Info ⚠️ Content warning: This article contains gore, brainwashing, anti-South Asian racism, and nazism. ⚠️ content warning RECEIPT OF INTERNAL EXCHANGE ON BEHALF OF THE...
tags: are-we-cool-yet tale the-trashfire

Asmodeus
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Latest comment: AniaraAnatidea at 10 Nov 2022 18:37
Last edited: LemonBee12 at 04 Nov 2021 01:46

TO CATCH AN APEX PREDATOR The Hunt for Oregon's Most Dangerous Game Names: Asmodeus, King of Beasts Investigated By Central Sightings: Oregon E. Empira FORWARD My journey starts in Boring,...
tags: canon2020 hard-to-kill-reptile nobody parawatch tale unfounded

A Dove In A Chicken Pen
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Latest comment: Lo-Rez at 11 Dec 2022 17:17
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 28 Nov 2022 18:01

Info How utterly repulsive, insulting, and heartbreaking to God for his chosen people to credit idols with bringing blessings he had showered upon the chosen people. Their own rebellion had...
tags: ambrose-restaurant daevite horizon-initiative nobody tale the-gulf the-trashfire

NINEEIGHTNINENINENINE
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Latest comment: EstrellaYoshte at 08 Jan 2022 17:01
Last edited: Ralliston at 05 Aug 2022 10:29

Callin' it fuckin' quits. We got Brad set his bass down and checked his watch. negative ten minutes till the kids show up. Ashton Miyamoto sighed, either out of relief or exasperation....
tags: backdoor-soho tale the-trashfire veronica-fitzroy

flotsam
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Latest comment: UraniumEmpire at 26 Oct 2020 18:01
Last edited: Ralliston at 27 Jul 2022 10:45

Seven seals for seven brides, you tell yourself your sacred lies. Your family has got their eyes in every corner of your lives, and so you make your sacrifice and break the living sacrifice upon the...
tags: poetry scarlet-king serpents-hand tale

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Ambrose Backdoor Soho
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Latest comment: Zenroze at 16 May 2023 16:54
Last edited: Jerden at 22 Oct 2022 17:50

Ambrose BackDoor SoHo: Grand Opening! Fine Art and Fine Dining In association with the BackDoor Soho Artistic Associates, Marshall Carter Dark LLC., and the King of Hearts art collective, Ambrose...
tags: ambrose-restaurant backdoor-soho gamers-against-weed goi-format marshall-carter-and-dark mister reviewers-spotlight the-trashfire

jacklyn diamandis, accountable to nobody
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Latest comment: Lo-Rez at 11 Dec 2022 04:26
Last edited: Naepic at 09 Feb 2023 16:58

June 8th, 1973 Jacklyn Diamandis. Jacklyn Scorpio Diamandis. It rolls off my tongue like shit. If ever the most succinct counterpoint to Daevon's rule walked the earth, it'd be the Covenants. Only...
tags: daevite goi-format nobody the-trashfire

Herman Fuller Presents: Eucestodiel, the Pallid Godhead
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Latest comment: Crbapples at 09 Mar 2020 19:32
Last edited: Cerastes at 27 Oct 2020 20:20

Triumph of the Worm! Once a lowly worm, now a god: Eucestodiel is ten feet of Holy Wrath, 256 legs of pure divinity, and a one-worm showstopper! See the Worm's final triumph,...
tags: dread&circuses goi-format herman-fuller jam-con2020

Irregularity Proposal: 2001-489
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Latest comment: Lo-Rez at 29 Nov 2022 01:31
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 28 Nov 2022 18:04

Info This then, above all else, is the great and glorious era to live in, a time of of opportunity, one requiring fresh and vigorous thinking, indeed, a glorious time to be alive. - R.J....
tags: goi-format reviewers-spotlight scarlet-king the-gulf the-trashfire unusual-incidents-unit

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Uraniumempire's Personnel File
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Latest comment: Uncle Nicolini at 30 Sep 2018 00:29
Last edited: An Eccentric at 11 Apr 2023 19:53

... Before I go Post an Apollyon and Explained Codify Izzy's connection to Jude Codify all three Irises as trans Make Nadox and Derdekeas's relationship better defined...
tags: author collaboration

When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams - Hub
+77 ^… 8
Latest comment: Lo-Rez at 09 Dec 2022 23:11
Last edited: Lt Flops at 19 Apr 2022 03:09

but people like you, you’re just blinded by you own self hate and everybody’s rooting for you when will you listen up or just keep writing me off, writing me off, you just keep writing me off~Pool...
tags: backdoor-soho hub the-trashfire veronica-fitzroy

Young and Under 30 Reboot Workbench
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Latest comment: at
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 23 Jul 2021 21:03

« May 2021 | August 2021 | September 2021 » Featured SCP! SCP-5332: Remnants of the Elder Storage: The cargo to be stowed in the hold, in a large standard crate with a sheepskin padded...
tags: workbench

The Trashfire
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Latest comment: Bawower at 03 Feb 2021 23:55
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 28 Nov 2022 06:44

The Trashfire The Stories (in rough chronological order) Featured Series Unsteady Foundations Empty Husks Broken Hearts Iron Works Branching Roads How To Clean A Polyester Dress A novella...
tags: hub the-trashfire

Underread and Underrated February 2020
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Latest comment: at
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 01 Feb 2020 04:56

February 2020 | March 2020 » Featured SCP! SCP-281-FR: The Day The Earth Stopped Being Flat THANK YOU FOR NOT TOUCHING THE SWORDS Featured SCP. Featured Tale/Format! Carnifex Carl ...
tags: news

Underread and Underrated March 2020
+10 ^… 1
Latest comment: Lt Flops at 01 Mar 2020 16:27
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 01 Mar 2020 00:28

« February 2020| March 2020 | April 2020 » Featured SCP! SCP-4860: Concrete Building SCP-4860 designates a sprawling concrete structure of indeterminate origin and purpose situated within...
tags: news

Underread and Underrated April 2020
+6 ^…
Latest comment: at
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 01 Apr 2020 04:10

« March 2020| April 2020 | May 2020 » Featured SCP! SCP-4676: The Consequence of Unwanted Isolation or Gratuitous Seclusion SCP-4676 is a phenomenon that causes the sudden inhibition of...
tags: news

Underread and Underrated May 2020
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Latest comment: at
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 01 May 2020 04:11

« April 2020| May 2020 | June 2020 » Featured SCP! SCP-5656: DEEPWATER DOWNWELL Welcome back, Tamara Otten. Today is February 2, 2073.' Featured SCP. Featured Tale/Format! et...
tags: news

Black and White and Red All Over - Hub
+38 ^… 4
Latest comment: Floof Mother at 22 Sep 2022 15:57
Last edited: Ralliston at 11 Aug 2022 11:39

ATTENTION Artists, sculptors, hacks and frauds, come one, come all, come along but goddammit, come! See Sind Wir Jetzt Cool Lichtenberg, the dirt-caked underdogs of Outer Lichtenberg, fight for their...
tags: are-we-cool-yet hub the-trashfire

Underread and Underrated June 2020
+8 ^… 1
Latest comment: UraniumEmpire at 02 Jun 2020 17:55
Last edited: Lt Flops at 02 Jun 2020 19:10

« May 2020 | June 2020 | July 2020 » Featured SCP! SCP-3638: You Can't Be Serious! SCP-3638 is a two-meters tall, partially incorporeal, remarkably impotent predatory entity. Featured...
tags: news

Underread and Underrated July 2020
+8 ^… 1
Latest comment: A Random Day at 04 Jul 2020 18:17
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 04 Jul 2020 17:18

« June 2020 | July 2020 | August 2020 » Featured SCP! SCP-5710: The Bach-Werke-Verzeichnis SCP-5710 is a Schnitger pipe organ used by Johann Sebastian Bach before being transported by German...
tags: news

Underread and Underrated September 2020
+6 ^…
Latest comment: at
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 01 Sep 2020 21:10

« August 2020 | September 2020 | October 2020 » Featured SCP! SCP-1039: The Gathering Doll The head of SCP-1039 has been known to turn towards agents within the containment cell, independent of...
tags: news

Underread and Underrated October 2020
+5 ^…
Latest comment: at
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 01 Oct 2020 04:58

« September 2020 | October 2020 | November 2020 » Featured SCP! SCP-3687: Anti-Entropy Doorknobs A note inside of a fireproof lock-box was discovered in Mr. Hannigan's bedroom, reading: ...
tags: news

Underread and Underrated December 2020
+6 ^…
Latest comment: at
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 14 Jan 2021 16:51

« November 2020 | December 2020 | February 2021 » Featured SCP! SCP-5302: Sweet Bod An orange neon sign above the front door of SCP-5302 reads HONEY BODY KARAOKE - BAR - GRILL . Featured...
tags: news

Underread and Underrated February 2021
+18 ^… 4
Latest comment: sachiel187 at 03 Feb 2021 00:55
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 06 Feb 2021 19:03

« December 2020 | February 2021 | March 2021 » Featured SCP! SCP-4558: Bel1eve_1n_M1racles 985. console.log ( And the Prophet grasped the handle with both of his hands, and he opened the door....
tags: news

Underread and Underrated April 2021
+5 ^…
Latest comment: at
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 01 Apr 2021 23:40

« March 2021 | April 2021 | May 2021 » Featured SCP! SCP-4568: Dilemma of the Twin Serpents We propose a passive and gradual preparation of these Extraordinary Special Containment Procedures,...
tags: news

How To Clean A Polyester Dress
+54 ^… 9
Latest comment: Lo-Rez at 25 Oct 2022 22:35
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 02 Aug 2022 04:21

Info ⚠️ Content warning: This series contains transphobia, antisemitism, and abuse. ⚠️ content warning but ultimately, the question of the Violet Archon's gender, or lack...
tags: daevite featured hub the-trashfire

Underread and Underrated May 2021
+15 ^…
Latest comment: at
Last edited: Hexick at 02 May 2021 01:24

« April 2021 | May 2021 | June 2021 » Featured SCP! SCP-150-DE: Die Verteidiger I think we hit a dead end with pressure sensors. The armor has a certain lag in regard to its wearer and if he...
tags: news

Underread and Underrated August 2021
+10 ^…
Latest comment: at
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 02 Aug 2021 04:36

« May 2021 | August 2021 | September 2021 » Featured SCP! SCP-5332: Remnants of the Elder Storage: The cargo to be stowed in the hold, in a large standard crate with a sheepskin padded...
tags: news

NIGHTMAREFEST (Unofficial)
+59 ^… 57
Latest comment: Felixou at 26 Oct 2021 04:01
Last edited: Elenee FishTruck at 14 Nov 2021 17:35

+ Show component code - Hide component code + Show component code - Hide component code Banner by the excellent Rex Atlas. Do you like horror? Well, do you? Of course, you...
tags: contest hub nightmarefest

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