Uraniumempire's Personnel File

So this was my first skip. It's alright I guess.
Fun little story about this baby: back when I was a babby SCP writer, this was originally just a straight up statue, no context. Some helpful soul told me that the concept sounded "B-Movie"ish and the very next day, I got up, thought "fuck you, it IS a B-Movie!", and the rest was history.
I've been trying to move away from notes at the end. However, this was made before NatE was a cliche, so neener.

SCP-2677

Today's the day. Make master proud, won't you?

As the years go by, I like this skip less and less. I'm not certain if it's because my writing style has improved over the years or if it's because of the four and a half year gap between this and my next ones, but I do find it slightly ironic that my most acclaimed skip is my least favorite.
Originally, Anderson Harper was meant to be a super bad guy, but atrophy for lethargy, I suppose. Also, I literally can't remember what this thing's function was anymore, both intention and practical, so go hog wild I guess.

SCP-3428

Maybe it's the weather. Maybe you're just thirsty. Chill out with a Pepsi.

This was originally supposed to be about wasps. I have no fucking clue what inspired me to write this, cause it's been 4 years since I uploaded the first draft to my sandbox.

SCP-952

"Hey, V."
"What could it possibly be this time, Jack?"
"I have this weird idea."

One day, while listening to TTNG's Animals, I realized that a common thread linked nearly every song of my favorite genre together: the inability for nerds to keep a damn relationship together. It's almost mystifying, turn on the average math rock playlist and it's either instrumentals or breakup songs.

SCP-3472

In my dreams, we're all smiling.

I feel like, whenever I'm writing parents, the most common archetype that comes up is the nervous wreck who loves their child, but isn't all that there for them, emotionally. I have to wonder why I write like this.
Most of the skip was written in 2013-2014. The letter is the only real part made near when I posted this.
I'll rewrite this one day.

Corner of the Game Room

This one's about as true as The Things they Carried is. The feelings are real, however.

SCP-4747

Step 6: Mix the jelly into the shavings, all the while declaring your love for one another.

I refuse to comment on this any more than "I wrote this in an hour and a half concept to posting."

SCP-4946

"Do 222232244629420445529739893461909967206666939096499764990979600 people even exist?"
"Yes, the fuck are you on about? Keep scrolling."

So it turns out there wasn't a skip called "you have died of dysentery", and now there is.
This was originally 4947. That disappeared into a hole.

SCP-4947

Direct order from O5-11, images to attach to the file, new exploration authorization. Christ, you'd think we'd back these things up.

This is my first horror SCP, I think. 1285 veered too far into black comedy, 2677 was more of a character piece, and the closest 952 got to horror was showing how far a human would go to hurt another human. This one, though, gets back to my roots.
Fun fact: Yehezkel and Rivka are the parents of Sara. I kinda feel bad for how horrible I've been to this family tree.
This is my best work, I think.

SCP-3721

You think translating is hard? Try reading what they say.

Eskobar briefly talked about SCP-2845 on Kaktuskast, using it as an example of when an author "stops fucking around". I think 3721 is that moment for me.
The original iteration of this draft was far less focused on the aspect of decay; it was Hippo's suggestion that they forget their own names that cemented the direction I wanted to take.
There have been three times where, in the process of writing, I became so disgusted by something I've written that I had to dial it back. The third transcript was one of them.

SCP-4690

My process for conceptualization went as follows:
- Huh, Japanese architecture is really cool.
- But orientalism sucks!
- What if there was a metaphysical cancer made of a mishmash of random architecture taken from a smattering of East-Asian countries, with no attention to detail? Just the pure horrors of orientalism.
- It's actually a web created by hyperdimensional spiders.
- But why are the spiders in our world?
- They're here to eat orientalists.
- Pinkerton is a very good album about an orientalist.
- Madame Butterfly is my new special interest, oops
- What if anti-orientalist hyperdimensional spiders ate Lieutenant Pinkerton?
This article is an abject failure, because nothing will ever be funnier than the actual existence of a 1920 Madame Butterfly porn parody where the director plays a peeping tom who's made the main character's bitch. Jewish bisexuals stay winning.
I refuse to explain why or how Weezer is Fifthist, and will never expand upon it.

The OCT Trilogy (Survival Guide, Last Things, Baptism) When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams

Hell is whatever you think it will be, and you deserve it as much as you believe you do.

If Technician Empira is my author self-insert, Veronica is her shadow: the sum of my insecurities, boiled down into one miserable character. I suppose that makes her my self-insert as well, even if Veronica and I diverged somewhere down the line. As a result, writing her is an intensely personal experience for me.
By the time I started the second chapter, I had gotten back on my ADHD meds and started religiously listening to Yankee Hotel Foxtrot. You can probably tell how that affected the work.
I feel like a big theme of the HoS saga is how we deal with trauma and the mistakes of the past. I'll probably continue Veronica's story, one day, along with those of her bandmates. Nix the probably, I deliver.
There have been three times where, in the process of writing, I became so disgusted by something I've written that I had to dial it back. The Bandages scene from Survival Guide was one of them.

SCP-4495

Anyone who tells you this is a horror piece is a lying liar who lies. It's actually a comedy.

SCP-166

I don't remember who suggested I put a 0 in the url, but I think it was either Kirby or Dolphin.
The most common criticism I've seen of this piece is that it changes a docile, not-too-deadly skip into an edgy keterblack. To that I say: "Yes, I did. Why is that supposed to be the problem?"
The second most common criticism I've seen is that I rewrote Clef out of the story. To that I ask: "How do you think Nobody obtained Clef's credentials?"
The bitterest irony of this story is that it can never actually replace its mainlisted counterpart, because it relies too much on its existence to stand on very many legs. Far from replacing 166, I have added onto its justifications.

Are We Gentrified Yet?

Nico tells me he wrote the project proposal as a joke, with little intention to actually submit it to the wiki. To this day, I wonder whose neck this albatross hangs heavier on.
I hadn't read SCP-4485 until a little after AWGY's publication. As far as I was aware, Hansarp was nothing more than a Mekhanite weirdo.

SCP-4886

The lead biologist isn't supposed to make mistakes, but deep down, I always hoped I was wrong. Just not this wrong.

This skip is intended to be read more than once. In fact, if you haven't read it at least twice, don't read the commentary further.
One thing that fascinated me about SCP-2254 was the implication that La Hire, the rapist by proxy responsible for a generation of animal serial killers, was terrified of his brothers. After I poached Spades from Bright (and subsequently overhauled him into a neurotic, guilt-ridden child of the Scarlet King), I knew I'd be touching up on his brothers.
This piece is the capstone of everything I learned from writing for the site. Incorporated is 3721's prose timing, WWYFTLTIMD's dialogue crash course, Nadox and the Mekhanite's character work, 4947's atmospheric tone, 4495's clinical disgust, and SCP-0166's weaponization of the SCP format. It is, almost certainly, my best SCP work.
If you didn't pick up on it: 4886 wasn't lying about his father, and URA-4886 appears in an earlier skip

The Trashfire

WELCOME TO HELL

This canon exists for the sake of reader convenience, linking my and others' works together into a (hopefully) easier to understand bundle.
If you can't tell, I dislike a vast majority of what many readers consider "canon", but most of all, I dislike the mangled Jewish mythology SCPs like Gate Guardian. Creating a space away from such things is pleasing to me.

SCP-5012

Oh great computer, how old, truly, is the universe?

you dont want to know the answer to that question

Every musician corresponds to either a canon, 'verse, or canon grouping. I've tagged the ones Dr. Goss reports.

SCP-5445

This was based on a dream I had, on the exact same night I had pondered how cool SCP-5040 was for being based on a dream. Because staff lacked the evidence to perma my subconscious from the Wiki, I coldposted it the next morning. I regret never finding a way to include the "you have to lick the knife" part of the dream.

SCP-5444

When I die, I want my autobiography encrypted.

I was inspired by an episode of Forensic Files, where a man pretended to be the man he murdered, sending mail and paying bills as appropriate, but 5444 was already conceptualized by the time I saw that episode so the Parawatch I had in mind was scrapped.
Sara's experiences are at least partially autobiographical; not to the point of 1:1 connections, but enough to understand how these things may have gone down.
You know a skip is good when three separate people ask if you're alright after reading it.

Filled to the Brim with Girlish Glee

KeeLee: But I care about you, even when you won't care about me.

This is a rewrite of a piece by DrChandra and DianaBerry. The original featured Lolly from Dread & Circuses trying to reason with the girls of JGT re: their transphobia, and arguably cemented JGT as the "TERF GoI". In my opinion, its biggest problem was too much tell re: why transphobia is bad; my job was to chop it all up and show the sheer horrors of "traditional femininity". I, uh, succeeded, according to the comments.
This piece did not originally come with an on-page warning, which I dislike including wholesale onto a page unless absolutely necessary. As it turns out, my decision to have such warnings languish in this tabview resulted in triggering someone's PTSD; not including the warning after such would be tantamount to dangerous negligence.
I set out to make this piece horrifying from the perspective of software developers and trans people; I didn't expect the horror to produce such visceral reactions, and to this day I'm a little frightened of the implications that I could just write such a thing.
PINK FLY has cameo'd in another tale.

SCP-5994

There are some things you will never understand.

Black and White and Red All Over

Apparently you fuckers didn't learn the first time. How about a round 2?

IntCon2019 was a very… peculiar contest, but I knew the minute I stepped into the ring what I wanted to write. As 3721 shows, I'm not too much of a fan on most people's takes on paranormal neo-nazis; if I didn't take 4R and write it myself, I knew I'd inevitably hate whatever was written about them.
-DE hates this series, but acknowledges that it's well-written. Sometimes, the highest praise comes from those who hold you in the lowest regard.
I think the ultimate moral of this series is that fascism is an inconsistent garbage ideology for insecure losers, and ultimately it doesn't even make you happy.

SCP-5947

The grind, the grind, the grind of it all! A god's work is never done, Dr. Regan, so either pick up your wrench or offer yourself upon the altar to our glory!

SILVERFISH was part of Corpsecon, a contest where someone submitted containment procedures and someone else would write for them. Mine were written by MaliceAforethought
This piece is based on a specific period of time during my tenure as SCP staff, wherein I was obsessed with "protecting" the wiki at any cost. Add Smith to the self-insert pile, I guess.
This marks the first article proper on the wiki to mention SoI-004; funnily enough, it isn't even part of the canon I introduced them in.

Christ in Scarlet

"You're sick. I'll never let you get away with this."

"Were you always this cliché, Princess?"

Christ in Scarlet arguably kicks off "Act Three" of the Trashfire, introducing and developing a lot of the themes planned for later installments. It's also just fun to write.
Almost on accident, I've found myself debating whether each piece in the series will be the one that goes "too far". Hell, the series is about a rapacious demon overtaking one of the largest religions in the world; already I'm alienating a good chunk of my audience. From the reception I've gotten, however, doesn't look like I need to worry too much.

How To Clean A Polyester Dress

Madeleine von Schaeffer looked at Theresa like a shark looked at seals, curled and uncurled her fingers whenever she was near, grinned in anticipation of a coming pounce. On the other hand, she actually looked at Theresa.

This series was originally going to be a single tale, then four tales, and finally came out to five.
Originally, there was going to be a subplot where Theresa pretended to love Hellen back in order to manipulate her, but it didn't fit into the plot.
I'm honestly scared of this series. There where points while I was writing it when it felt like something else was directing the story, and times when I wasn't writing it when all I could think about was finishing it. The only other time something like this happened was when I snuck into my university's computer lab at 1 AM to work on a project.

List of site "achievements" I've fulfilled.

SCP Achievement Badges
- Certificate Of Attendance
- Participation Trophy
- Straight Out Of Central Casting (Veronica Fitzroy)
- Canonball
- Look Ma! I'm On TV!
- Level Up!
- Skip Tutoring
- Thousandaire
- Extra! Extra!
Achievement Badges For Fun
- Atlas's hand
- I'm coming!
- Rising from the ashes
- Claws Behind
- Transnational distribution
- …But yours is sexually aggressive in a way that I will not likely to recover from
- Even the smallest person can change the course of the future

List of site "achievements" I made up, all of which I have done.

The Albatross: Write a low-brow comedy piece that gets more attention than your Magnum Opus piece.
Burnout Purgatory: Post an SCP, tale, and GoI-Format within one week, all of which are posted before and in the month of Jamcon. If Jamcon starts within the first week of the month, do it in the last week of the previous month.
Den of Hippos: Write a comedy piece that's mistaken for horror by readers.
Hypno's Plagiarist: Write an article inspired by a dream within 24 hours of having said dream.
I just think they're neat: Write a tale shipping your original character with a non-original character who predates your OC's introduction by at least five years.
My G-d, These Bitches Gay!: Write an article that inspires either shippy fanart or slashfic between two characters of the same gender.
One-Two Sucker Punch: Write an article inspired by the work of an author who proceeds to downvote your article, then write an article that earns the upvote of someone you specifically expected would hate said article.
Takeshi's Challenge: Spend at least three years working on an article that, despite your best efforts, fails once posted.

BREAKING: HACK and FRAUD UraniumEmpire STEALS ACHIEVEMENT LIST from Elunerazim who stole it from Deadly Bread who took it at baguette-point from MightyMcB who won it in a battle of the bands from Crashington who climbed three thousand meters up the forbidden mountain to learn the secrets of the achievement list from Nagiros who forged it in the Crab Dens of Ashmedai's domain.

Achievables	Unlocked?
SCPs	SCPs
Write an SCP	✔️
Write 5 SCPs	✔️
Write 10 SCPs	✔️
Write 25 SCPs	✔️
Write 50 SCPs
Write an SCP tagged as "safe"	✔️
Write an SCP tagged as "euclid"	✔️
Write an SCP tagged as "keter"	✔️
Write an SCP tagged as "thaumiel"	✔️
Write an SCP tagged as "neutralized"
Write an SCP tagged as "explained"
Write an SCP tagged as "joke"	✔️
Write an SCP tagged as "esoteric-class"	✔️
Collaborate on an SCP	✔️
Write an SCP-001 Proposal
Write an SCP in Series I	✔️
Write an SCP in Series II	✔️
Write an SCP in Series III	✔️
Write an SCP in Series IV	✔️
Write an SCP in Series V	✔️
Write an SCP in Series VI	✔️
Write an SCP in Series VII	✔️
Write a format screw SCP	✔️
Rewrite someone else's SCP	✔️
Tales	Tales
Write a tale	✔️
Write 5 tales	✔️
Write 10 tales	✔️
Write 15 tales	✔️
Write a tale that gets to +50	✔️
Write a tale that gets to +100	✔️
Start a tale series	✔️
Finish a tale series	✔️
Collaborate on a tale	✔️
Write a Parawatch Tale	✔️
GoI Formats	GoI Formats
Write a GoI Format	✔️
Write 5 GoI Formats
Write 10 GoI Formats
Write 15 GoI Formats
Write a GoI format that gets to +50	✔️
Write a GoI format that gets to +100	✔️
Collaborate on a GoI Format
Write an Ambrose Restaurants Format	✔️
Write an Anderson Robotics Format
Write an Arcadia Format
Write an AWCY? Format
Write a Black Queen Format
Write a Chaos Insurgency Format
Write a Chicago Spirit Format
Write a CotBG Format
Write a dado format
Write a DEER College Format
Write a Dr. Wondertainment Format
Write a Facility Dossier
Write a Factory Format
Write a GOC Format
Write a GRU Division "P" Format
Write a Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting Format	✔️
Write a Horizon Initiative Format
Write an ICSUT Format
Write an IJAMEA Format
Write a Manna Charitable Foundation Format
Write an MC&D Format
Write a Medicean Academy of the Occult Arts Format
Write a "Nobody" Format	✔️
Write an ORIA Format
Write an Oneiroi Collective Format
Write a Prometheus Labs, Inc. Format
Write a SAPHIR Format
Write a Sarkic Cults
Write a Serpent's Hand Format
Write a Shark Punching Center Format
Write a UIU Format	✔️
Write a Westhead Media article
Write a Wilson's Wildlife Solutions Format
General	General
Get +200 net upvotes	✔️
Get +500 net upvotes	✔️
Get +1000 net upvotes	✔️
Get +2000 net upvotes	✔️
Get +3000 net upvotes	✔️
Get +4000 net upvotes	✔️
Get +5000 net upvotes
Enter a Contest	✔️
Win a Contest	✔️
Enter an X000 Contest	✔️
Write for a canon	✔️
Write 5 articles for canons	✔️
Write 10 articles for canons	✔️
Write for 5 different canons	✔️
Create a canon	✔️
Coldpost a successful article	✔️
Write about 'Pataphysics	✔️
Write an urban legend	✔️
Write a temporal anomaly
Write a ghost story	✔️
Get a character tag	✔️
Write an author avatar	✔️
Have someone use my character in another article	✔️
Write a tribute to the Old Guard of ARGs
Write a sad article	✔️
Write a wholesome article	✔️
Write a funny article	✔️
Write something dialogue heavy	✔️
Write something confusing as hell	✔️
Write something disturbing as hell	✔️✔️✔️
Write about a reoccurring phenomena	✔️
Write about a one-time event	✔️
Write about the Foundation being cruel	✔️
Write about the Foundation being saviors
Write about the Foundation's hands being tied	✔️
Write a humanoid	✔️
Write a body horror article	✔️
Write a really long article (3000+ words)	✔️
Write a really short article (<1000 words)	✔️
Write a really short article (<500 words)	✔️
Write an article about insects	✔️
Write an article about leeches	✔️
Write an article about bread
Write an article about the ocean
Write an article with a moral dilemma	✔️
Write an article without a story	✔️
Write something using ListPages witchcraft	✔️
Write, crit, then post an article within 24 hours	✔️
Write an article that gets a good feature on SCP Café	✔️
Write an article that gets a YouTube video made about it	✔️
Write an article that gets a good YouTube video made about it	✔️
Write an article that gets covered by TheVolgun
Write an article that gets covered by TheeSherm	✔️
Have fanart made of one of my articles	✔️
Commission art for one of my articles	✔️
Write an article that gets to +50	✔️
Write an article that gets to +100	✔️
Write an article that gets to +200	✔️
Write an article that gets to +300	✔️
Write an article that gets to +400
Write an article that gets to +500
Write an article that gets to +1000
Write an article that gets to +100 in a week	✔️
Write an article that gets to +200 in a month
Write an article that gets to be the Top Rated of the Last 30 Days	✔️
Write an article that gets to be the Top Rated of the Month	✔️
Get an article featured on the front page	✔️
Write a Tag Golf article	✔️
Complete 24Hour Challenge	✔️
Create a new GoI

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SCPs

SCP-5947
+86 ^… 12
Latest comment: AnomalousDucks at 30 Aug 2022 19:34
Last edited: Jerden at 08 Oct 2022 19:18

SCP-5946 | SCP-5947 | SCP-5948
tags: animal cadaver co-authored deepwell-catalog ectoentropic exquisite-corpse2020 fish food indestructible marshall-carter-and-dark nobody scp self-replicating thaumiel

SCP-5952
+168 ^… 14
Latest comment: tapnek at 17 Dec 2022 01:19
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 28 Nov 2022 17:59

Info Many have undertaken to draw up an account of the things that have been fulfilled among us, just as they were handed down to us by those who from the first were eyewitnesses and servants of...
tags: euclid horizon-initiative humanoid predatory prize-feature religious scp the-gulf the-trashfire uncontained

SCP-3178
+76 ^… 10
Latest comment: tapnek at 17 Dec 2022 03:51
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 10 Apr 2023 05:10

Info All men are NOT created equal before God; the facts of heaven and hell, election and reprobation make clear that they are not equal. - R.J. Rushdoony ⚠️ Content warning: This article...
tags: building cephalopod city daevite euclid nobody reality-bending religious scp the-gulf the-trashfire uncontained

SCP-6400
+340 ^… 56
Latest comment: 2018 at 28 Dec 2022 08:24
Last edited: stormbreath at 02 Jul 2021 00:25

Threat Level: Yellow Special Containment Procedures: By order of the Site-17 Ethics Committee, Cell 2/23 of Facility-C is to remain empty. SCP-6400 is neither to be obstructed nor penetrated....
tags: 6000 building compulsion light safe scp teleportation

SCP-6355
+254 ^… 23
Latest comment: Rancorious at 23 Feb 2023 17:32
Last edited: Jerden at 20 Jan 2023 18:01

Info ⚠️ Content warning: This article contains financial and psychological abuse, implications of suicide, extreme antisemitism, and harm to children. ⚠️ content warning ...
tags: co-authored departmentcon2022 fire-suppression-dept ghost intangible mind-affecting sapient scp thaumiel

SCP-7404
+125 ^… 17
Latest comment: Antis_the_name146 at 18 May 2023 07:37
Last edited: Aftokrator at 02 Oct 2022 12:11

Info Threat Level: Green Special Containment Procedures: The SCP-7404 slot has been designated the burial site of SCP-7404, and arranged as such. To this end, SCP-7404 has been...
tags: broken-masquerade canine hostile neutralized online sapient scp

SCP-7930
+95 ^… 23
Latest comment: Magnus Artifex at 29 Apr 2023 03:27
Last edited: psychicprogrammer at 06 Apr 2023 12:19

ADULT CONTENT This article contains adult content that may not be suitable for all readers. Graphic depiction of blood, gore or mutilation of body parts Features sexual themes or language, but does...
tags: abcs-of-death autonomous building humanoid keter media scp

SCP-4370
+37 ^… 6
Latest comment: NoName2087 at 18 Dec 2022 11:11
Last edited: Ralliston at 09 Apr 2023 10:47

Info The last thing the accursed person will hear when they take their first step into hell is all of creation standing to its feet and applauding God because God has rid the earth of them. -...
tags: building keter scarlet-king scp spatial subterranean the-gulf the-trashfire

SCP-3810
+22 ^… 1
Latest comment: UraniumEmpire at 28 Dec 2022 16:54
Last edited: Naepic at 09 Feb 2023 03:50

Info “It is, perhaps, a better thing to be valued only as an object of passion than never to be valued at all. I had never been so absolutely the mysterious other. I had become a kind of phoenix,...
tags: alive aquatic art-exchange euclid humanoid sapient scp

Tales

Some Are Born To Endless Nosh
+10 ^… 4
Latest comment: Maxyfran73 at 07 Mar 2023 00:47
Last edited: Ralliston at 08 Jan 2023 12:17

In the thyme before the Butchery, there livered the Cuisines: grape and powderful rations born of the winesdom of its peaple. From peas do we crabdit the fondantion of our modern whirld, or what...
tags: art-exchange scarlet-king tale

GoI Formats

Ambrose Backdoor Soho
+136 ^… 9
Latest comment: Zenroze at 16 May 2023 16:54
Last edited: Jerden at 22 Oct 2022 17:50

Ambrose BackDoor SoHo: Grand Opening! Fine Art and Fine Dining In association with the BackDoor Soho Artistic Associates, Marshall Carter Dark LLC., and the King of Hearts art collective, Ambrose...
tags: ambrose-restaurant backdoor-soho gamers-against-weed goi-format marshall-carter-and-dark mister reviewers-spotlight the-trashfire

jacklyn diamandis, accountable to nobody
+36 ^… 3
Latest comment: Lo-Rez at 11 Dec 2022 04:26
Last edited: Naepic at 09 Feb 2023 16:58

June 8th, 1973 Jacklyn Diamandis. Jacklyn Scorpio Diamandis. It rolls off my tongue like shit. If ever the most succinct counterpoint to Daevon's rule walked the earth, it'd be the Covenants. Only...
tags: daevite goi-format nobody the-trashfire

Herman Fuller Presents: Eucestodiel, the Pallid Godhead
+67 ^… 2
Latest comment: Crbapples at 09 Mar 2020 19:32
Last edited: Cerastes at 27 Oct 2020 20:20

Triumph of the Worm! Once a lowly worm, now a god: Eucestodiel is ten feet of Holy Wrath, 256 legs of pure divinity, and a one-worm showstopper! See the Worm's final triumph,...
tags: dread&circuses goi-format herman-fuller jam-con2020

Irregularity Proposal: 2001-489
+74 ^… 13
Latest comment: Lo-Rez at 29 Nov 2022 01:31
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 28 Nov 2022 18:04

Info This then, above all else, is the great and glorious era to live in, a time of of opportunity, one requiring fresh and vigorous thinking, indeed, a glorious time to be alive. - R.J....
tags: goi-format reviewers-spotlight scarlet-king the-gulf the-trashfire unusual-incidents-unit

Others

Sensitive Topics And You
+68 ^… 11
Latest comment: Scorpion451 at 13 Dec 2021 23:10
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 13 Feb 2023 01:45

Discussion of disturbing topics ahead; proceed with caution. Hi, I'm UraniumEmpire, author and fun-haver. You may know me as the author of articles featuring such themes as rape, nazis, rapist...
tags: essay

The Children of the Scarlet King Hub
+83 ^… 16
Latest comment: Ethagon at 30 Nov 2022 12:53
Last edited: UraniumEmpire at 09 Feb 2023 00:25

Info The heat of his night time fever was being brushed away entirely by the breeze as the light mists evaporated. The same process that was happening around him, was happening within him too. He...
tags: hub scarlet-king

Secure Facility Dossier: Site-56
+37 ^… 4
Latest comment: FLOORBOARDS at 15 Nov 2022 03:54
Last edited: Ralliston at 22 Jan 2023 12:34

Info ⚠️ Content warning: This article contains implied prisoner abuse and, for anyone who's worked in corporate security, extreme secondhand embarassment. ⚠️ content warning ...
tags: hub site the-trashfire

RomCon: an SCP OCT
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Latest comment: Lyppiatt at 11 May 2023 16:50
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DANGEROUS COGNITOHAZARDS LOVE IS IN THE AIR What a wonderful thing, romance! At least as old as the pendulum, romance as a genre (not to be confused with the Romantics, or Romance Languages!) remains...
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