by psychicprogrammer & TheBoxOfFun
뭉냥뭉냥 @moongnyangmoongnyang · Apr 3
북쪽에서 큰 폭발음이 들렸는데. 뭔 일 났는지 아는 사람?
Translated from Korean to English
Just heard a big explosion from up north. Does anyone know what happened?
NASA @NASA · Apr 3
Our satellites above Asia are currently offline. We are trying to solve this problem as soon as possible.
Washington Post
Democracy Dies in Darkness
| Washington | April 3rd, 2013 |
NORTH KOREA HAS DISAPPEARED
Military experts call on the United States to move to full nuclear readiness
The New York Times.
All the news that's fit to print
NORTH KOREA'S DISASTER IS AN "ACT OF NATURE", SAYS UN
The UN Peacekeepers along with the South Korean army have been dispatched to look for survivors.
Fox News
| foxnews.com |
Harold Camping Claims North Korea's Disappearance is a Sign of Judgement Day
NPR
| World News |
Pope Francis Claims that the Loss of North Korea Does not Have a Religious Meaning
The Sun
Scientist Says that the Destruction of North Korea was 'Due to Aliens'
DailyNews @DailyNewsTwit · Apr 5
Pope Francis holds a mass at St. Peter's Square to remember all of the victims in North Korea.
truecodder @zach6969 · Apr 5
@DailyNews damn im sorry this is happening ):
my condolences to all the victims of piongang
#SaveNorthKorea #✊🇰🇵
Corriere della Sera @Corriere · Apr 6
Il governo italiano sostiene che l'incidente della Corea del Nord sia una "distrazione" dalla crisi dei rifugiati siriani (1/2)
Translated from Italian to English
The Italian Government claims that the North Korea Incident is a "distraction" from the Syrian refugee crisis (1/2)
Corriere della Sera @Corriere · Apr 6
Il Ministro degli Interni ha dichiarato: "Siamo molto dispiaciuti per la Corea del Nord, ma cosa volete che facciamo, disesplodere il paese?" (2/2)
Translated from Italian to English
The Minister of Interior stated, "We are very sorry for North Korea, but what do you want us to do, unexplode the country?" (2/2)
Washington Post
Democracy Dies in Darkness
| Washington | April 7th, 2013 |
PROTESTS BREAK OUT GLOBALLY
People want to know, could they be next?
War on the Rocks.
National security.
For insiders. By insiders
The Disappearance of North Korea is due to an "Australian Superweapon", According to the Defense Think Tank NCD
The New York Times.
All the news that's fit to print
GRAND OCCULT CONSPIRACY?
An alleged document leak from the Japanese Diet seemingly indicates a massive supernatural conspiracy behind the disappearance of North Korea.
stuff
| stuff.co.nz |
"Formation of a Quantum Singularity May Be the Cause for North Korea to Disappear" Claims a Scientist
Reuters
April 8th
The United Nations Blames the Mysterious "SCP Foundation" Mentioned in the Diet Leak for the Loss of North Korea
Press Release from the United Nations' Global Occult Coalition on the North Korea Event
Washington Post
Democracy Dies in Darkness
| Washington | April 9th, 2013 |
Magic and the Paranormal are Real, According to the United Nations
WSJ.
The Wall Street Journal Magazine
S&P 500 Down 15% Amid Concerns Over the North Korea Incident
Announcement From the SCP Foundation on the North Korean Event
NPR
| World News |
The Disappearance of North Korea Could Have Happened to the Entire World, Claims the SCP Foundation
The New York Times.
All the news that's fit to print
The Paranormal Papers
The Cuban government releases wide swathes of documents relating to what they call "The Anomalous World".
theguardian
| guardian.co.uk |
GENOCIDE UNDER OUR NOSES?
The Cuban documents indicate a program of unlawful imprisonment and genocide against magical beings conducted by the United States and the European Union.
Watch: Emergency Meeting of the US House of Representatives About the Revelation of the Pentagram
theguardian
| guardian.co.uk |
MKULTRA 2.0?
The Cuban documents allege mass brainwashing of the population via mind wiping "Amnestic" drugs.
Reuters
April 21st
The Global Occult Coalition Starts to Declassify Documents "In Show of Good Faith"
The New York Times.
All the news that's fit to print
A Look Into The Magical World of the Wanderer's Library
Jacobin
Protests Break Out Outside of the SCP Foundation's Sites
| Financial Times |
What does the Revelation of the Occult Mean for Obama's Second Term?
Corriere della Sera @Corriere · Apr 23
Il Ministro degli Interni si dimette a seguito dei suoi commenti espressi sulla Corea del Nord
Translated from Italian to English
The Interior Minister resigns following his statements made about North Korea
Reuters
April 29th
Republicans Blame Chinese "Eigenweapon" for North Korea's Disappearance based on a report by NCD, China and CIA Denies
WSJ.
The Wall Street Journal Magazine
Anderson Robotics Listed on the New York Stock Exchange
Google @Google · May 3
Memetic scrambling update released for Google Chrome. Please update ASAP.
Miami Herald @MiamiHerald · May 4
The Florida government requested people to stop trying to discover Ways after the 18th consecutive incident in a week.
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California
10:42 AM
"Hey Jack, sweetheart, are you okay?"
Jack blinked. His eyes were dry. He was suddenly very aware he needed a glass of water. "Yeah. Just, you know… Twitter," he said. "Have you heard about the Squirrels?"
Barbara was smiling weakly at him, eyes full of concern.
"You gotta stop reading those things, babe."
In the other room, the kids were making a racket. "I got you!" screamed Will, gleefully.
Jack sat down next to Barbara and took her hand. "Yeah," he said. "It's just…"
He turned his face away, to stare at the wall. "I'm worried about the kids," he said.
Barbara squeezed his hand. "I know, honey," she said. "I don't want them to ever meet some… I don't know, demon, who might kidnap them. Or what if they decide to learn some kind of dark magic? Maybe we should be keeping them off YouTube. Or at least keeping more of an eye on what they watch."
"At least we don't have to teach them to Duck and Cover," he said.
She pulled him into a hug. "You're right," she said. She gave him a gentle kiss, on the lips, and smiled.
She reached out her hand to stroke Jack on the cheek and leaned in, conspiratorially. "Hey, if the kids are busy, do you—"
Will and Sabrina burst in, a tangle of limbs and excited babble. "Mum! Dad! Play Space Cowboys & Psions with us!"
Jack and Barbara both winced, but not so the kids could see, and then turned around with big grins.
"Let's do this!" said Jack, springing up from the bed.
"Yay! You can be the Sheriff of the Space Cowboys!" exclaimed Will.
"And I'll be the Queen of the Psions!" replied Barbara in turn, as dramatically as she could.
Jack and Barbara, the new Sheriff and Queen, held their hands as they headed toward the living room, with the kids running ahead. They held their toy laser guns aloft, ready to face with bravery the uncertain future ahead of them, with the knowledge that, all they could do was to live the present as best they could.
"—and now, we have to decide on how to make the new commercials for the European Branches, to improve their public image. The PR Team at Site-34 of the Spanish Branch is making sure that—"
The new Department of Public Relations was abuzz with activity. Junior Researcher Tommy Adams walked past the conference rooms, listening in as he scrolled his news feed on his phone.
"—feedback from social is showing a lot of anti-Foundation sentiment in the 15-30 year old demographic. The new campaign will be targeted through YouTube and social actions in Third World countries. In addition, we could start a Twitter hashtag challenge called 'SCP4u', in which—"
"We're really fucked," thought Tommy, as he walked away down the hall.
