art by sailorenoch
hi
welcome to my author page.
i have a kofi now! please consider donating if you like my work.
Go check out my newest work: Sightseeing Canadian Problems, rated +19!
art by raddagher
things i (and others) have written
scp-3297- Gramma Always Remembers
scp-3358- Anomaly apartments Site 316 (featuring JanitorCakeworth)
scp-3803- Custom Business Cards on the Go
scp-3923- Negotium Ficus
scp-4003- On Cowboys, Catholicism, and the Cretaceous (featuring SecretCrow and
Papa Sen) (14th place in the SCP-4000 contest!)
scp-4299- I See Life In Rosy Hues (featuring HotColes)
scp-4949- Dr. Wondertainment's dr playtime kit for the kiddos™ ft. dado (featuring Gabriel Jade )
scp-3879- Musical Jolly Ape™ by Dr. Wondertainment
scp-2983- Choco-Wonder Explosion Marshmallow Bites!™ by Dr. Wondertainment (featuring DarkStuff)
scp-3756- In Space, No One Can Hear Yee-Haw! (featuring Gabriel Jade)
scp-4988- Outsourced Customer Service Contact Center Solutions by APP Inc (featuring fishingenthusiast)
scp-3863- Hole-y Cow! I Can't Bee-Lieve it!
scp-1712 - An Unusual Occurrence On August 11th, 1959 - (REWRITE) original by anonymous
SCP-3867- ♡♡♡Sweet Cats & Perfect Dogs!♡♡♡ (featuring Captain Kirby)
SCP-4512 - A Goddamn Filthy Teleporting Party Pool (featuring Woedenaz,
Jade Skylar, and
Rounderhouse)
SCP-020-J - A Pale Comparison
SCP-3874 -Six-Hundred to One
SCP-4206 - The Weighing of the Heart ( featuring Jade Skylar)
SCP-3657 - Posthumous Hero (REWRITE) original by Westrin
scp-4522 - The Mystical Village of the Jade Peach (featuring Woedenaz)
SCP-4726 - G A M E R M I L K
SCP-4311 - I care about you. (featuring NatVoltaic)
SCP-4046 - What do you want to be when you grow up?
SCP-4817 - Horseman Holiday Rentals in scenic King Louis XVI of France (featuring MaliceAforethought)
SCP-4256 - The Bootlegger's Press (featuring ihp) (🥉 3rd Place in the Collaboration Contest!)
SCP-4176 - taxes (featuring djkaktus)
SCP-4056 - Nuclear Family Unit (featuring Captain Kirby)
SCP-371-J - peanut funi xd 🥜😂
SCP-4982 - Heavy lies the crown.
SCP-4468 - Take a Wish (featuring DarkStuff)
SCP-4967 - Thaumielvis
SCP-4934 - The House That Chuck Built
SCP-4026 - guardian "angel"
SCP-4432- mr mister by dado
SCP-5555 - Made in Heaven (featuring Rounderhouse and
A Random Day) (9th Place in the SCP-5000 Contest!)
SCP-5231 - 127.0.0.WAN
SCP-5047 - Apartment Hunting (🥇1st Place in Jamcon 2020!)
SCP-654 - Thunderhorn (REWRITE) Original by A Fat Ghost
SCP-5633 - This Will Require A Great Deal of Blood (featuring A LOT OF PEOPLE)
SCP-5057 - Señor Taste
SCP-5148 - Qlippoth
SCP-5726 - Sparkling Magical Girl ♥ Darling Pink!! (featuring keyii)
SCP-5813 - Mr. President II (featuring J Dune)
MDI-6726 - Emetic Ill Agent
SCP-3085 - Seasons Change (featuring SecretCrow)
SCP-726-EX- The Dowsing Rod
SCP-6161 - Confectionary Knife (REWRITE) Original by aroncrime
SCP-6057 - Señor Boom
SCP-6911 - All I Need Is A Little Me Time
SCP-5287 - Smoke Signals (REWRITE) Original by Cremo
SCP-7726 - So long, and thanks for all the fish. (11th Place in the SCP-7000 contest!)
SCP-6938 - Alex Thorley Gets A Gift Horse (featuring Fishish)
SCP-6832 - Site-55's Ant Problem
SCP-7833 - El Vejigante de Carnival Ponceño (REWRITE) Original by Malachi Jace Maclir
SCP-7260 - Daisy
SCP-7337 - Yata no Karasu (featuring Zyn)
SCP-1799 - Mr Laugh (REWRITE) Original by Anonymous.
SCP-7725 - S is for Saintly
SCP-7727 - uh oh stinky
SCP-7112 - Loveless
SCP-7573 - Email Killed The Snailmail Star (10th Place in ColdpostCon 2023!)
SCP-7926 - Pop! (featuring Nickthebrick1)
SCP-057-INT- Detective Marw and the Case of the Extra Facility (featuring HarryBlank and
Rounderhouse) (🥇1st Place in Intcon 2023!)
SCP-7724 - The incredible shrinking Jack Waltzer (featuring Prismal and
Liryn)
SCP-7221 - It's Mime-tic (featuring BitOddInnit)
SCP-7981 - The Shadow Cabal (featuring Marceline_Raynes)
SCP-7266 - the fun i'm having is out of this world (featuring MrBonesWildRide)
SCP-6467- Boblin the Goblin (featuring Rakkran and
fairydoctor) (🥇1st Place in Goblincon 2023, Fantasy Goblin Category!)
Abraka David's Proposal- A Peak Behind the Curtain (featuring A LOT OF PEOPLE)
SCP-6512 - Aren't Dinosaurs Supposed to Have Feathers?
SCP-7149 - Meet the Meat: Richard Nixon Edition
SCP-8400 - The Birch Knight and the Game of Three Chestnuts (featuring PeppersGhost) (13th place in the SCP-8000 contest!)
SCP-8000-EX - Dungeons & Denial & Dysphoria & Dragons (featuring Ihp)
SCP-8726 - Researcher James, Age 6, Eternally
SCP-1841 - Oh The Places You'll Go (REWRITE) Original by Anonymous
SCP-1046 - Black Me Out (REWRITE) Original by Anonymous
SCP-8913 - Site-333 Open Mic Night
SCP-8053 - Fish Fries (featuring Nickthebrick1)
SCP-821 - Dixie Fun Faire (featuring Queerious) Original by Anonymous
SCP-1542 - The Feral Cats of Site-34
Nico's Proposal II - Exit Stage Left
SCP-ADMONITION-J - THE MADNESS OF PLACEHOLDER MCDOCTORATE
SCP-8725 - Loss, Erasure, Finding Oneself
CaliBold/HarryBlank/Nico Proposal: Arsène Lupin and the Foundation Affair (featuring Calibold and
HarryBlank) (🥈2nd Place in Public Domain Con 2025!)
SCP-8956 - The Constant Reflection (featuring Dino--Draws)
SCP-8815 - To Pai, From the Moon (featuring sailorenoch)
SCP-8911 - Higher & Higher (featuring Diogene_s,
Guaire, and
Lemonsense) (🥇1st Place in INT Canon Con 2025!)
SCP-8755 - We Shall Not Be Moved (featuring Queerious)
SCP-8728 - Roaring Through the Cosmos (featuring Pedagon)
SCP-7728 - A File Found Open on Dr. Reynders' Laptop, Written By A Certain 6 Year-Old
SCP-8893 - With Apologies To Zoë Quinn
SCP-2681 - Animal Man (REWRITE) Original by Midgard Serpent
SCP-1976 - To My Son Who Will Never Know Me (REWRITE) Original by Anonymous.
SCP-9726 - This Land Was Made For You And Me (12th place in SCP-9000 contest!)
SCP-9595-J - Foundation Pizza Party (featuring Aftokrator)
SCP-9725 - Do homunculi dream of alchemical sheep?
SCP-9727 - Wind Phone
art by nihonio
my characters
hello yes
these are characters that I have created or have influenced the direction of greatly. though they aren't wildly popular, i figure i may as well include documentations of their appearances, personalities, traits, etc just in case you want to use one of them in your story/scp.
also if i find out you lewded any of them i will go to your house and you will be very sorry
living will
in the event something happens to me and i disappear for 2 years or die, i leave all my non-collab articles entrusted to aismallard, and all my collab articles with the respective co-authors. The only exception to this is moon champion's cinco de mayo extravaganza, which would be left to
CadaverCommander.
if i need to be contacted for whatever reason, DolphinSlugchugger,
Queerious, and
aismallard have my phone number, and the latter also has my personal email.
business inquiries
if you have a project you want me to write on for you, feel free to ask! i can be contacted in the following avenues:
- An email at em.notorp|4991_v_ocin#em.notorp|4991_v_ocin
- A PM on Wikidot
- A chat on Bluesky
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