UIU File 2019-132

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UIU File 2019-132: "Bob" The Water Bear

Summary: On January 3rd, 2019 an anomalously large member of the Milnesium tardigradum species suddenly manifested in the cafeteria of the Atlanta Headquarters. The tardigrade, nicknamed "Bob" by local personnel, engaged in a 3-hour rampage which resulted in the destruction of several furniture and kitchen appliances, as well as the consumption of most of the cafeteria food. No personnel was injured during the incident.

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