SCP-8649
Ominous Woodchipper
When an object is fed into SCP-8649, the resulting chipped material will be expelled from the item exactly 730 days prior to being fed into the woodchipper.
Posted 2025 Jan 4
Word Count: 689
SCP-9088
Red-Free Room
It is currently unclear as to how or why SCP-9088 cannot have red objects in it, as no red object has successfully entered the room.
Posted 2025 Dec 19
Word Count: 478
SCP-9009
"White People"
Entry into the SCP-9000 Contest
A collaboration with radian628 and
Intercedent
SCP-9000 is a species of ambulatory humanoids also known as Homo albescens, uniformly characterized by social and phenotypical mimicry of Caucasian males of European descent.
Posted 2025 Sep 20
Word Count: 16,183
SCP-655
Rip in the Fabric
Containment of SCP-655 has been entrusted to the two-dimensional Site-39, given the administration's expertise with handling 2D anomalies. A Dimensional Liaison is stationed at Site-39 to facilitate relations between the 2D and 3D worlds.
Posted 2025 Jul 30
Word Count: 835
SCP-5649
Blind Oblivion
Entry into Classic Con 2025
Physical containment of SCP-5649 is currently impossible. SCP-5649 is no longer stationary.
Posted 2025 Jul 6
Word Count: 655
SCP-8270
Phantom Teeth
SCP-8270 is a collection of 157 human teeth.
Posted 2025 Apr 21
Word Count: 658
SCP-4053
Out of Cyan
"After careful consideration, it has been decided that it is in humanity's best interest to be wholly eradicated. There will be no further communication."
Posted 2025 Dec 18
Word Count: 681
SCP-6961
Giants Above Us
Instances of SCP-6961 are publicly known as “wind turbines,” and are accompanied by a passive memetic contagion spreading the belief that they are manmade structures for sustainable power generation. Investigation into the nature of existing "wind power" corporations is currently ongoing.
Posted 2024 Nov 24
Word Count: 2436
SCP-7287
Powerscalers!
SCP-7287 is a phenomenon occurring once every 30 days, where two random anomalies currently in containment will disappear. The anomalies in question will then be transported to an extradimensional space, where they will remain for 24 hours before re-manifesting completely intact in their original locations.
Posted 2024 Oct 23
Word Count: 1419
SCP-8106
Attempted Murder Monster
SCP-8106 is to be contained in a maximum-security humanoid cell composed of carbon steel reinforced with tungsten. The cell is to be sealed within a 60-meter spherical container lined with titanium lead. The containment area is to be under 24-hour visual and audio surveillance.
Posted 2024 Sep 11
Word Count: 1054
SCP-6846
A Basilisk :3
The eyes of SCP-6846 are a known cognitohazard. When a subject looks directly or indirectly at the eyes of SCP-6846, all life functions of the subject will immediately cease.
Posted 2024 Aug 6
Word Count: 843
