Dr. Ty███ Gently's Personnel File
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File photo of Dr. Gently.

Name: Dr. Ty███ S. Gently

Security Clearance: Level 3

Position: Researcher, Department of Memetics and Cognitohazards

Current Location: Mail Room, Site-77

History: Dr. Gently was recruited by the Foundation following the ██████ University incident, of which they were the only survivor (Gently cites "not looking at the dreadlords, seriously, did anyone else see raiders of the lost ark?" as the primary reason for their survival). Deemed a possible asset to the Foundation, Gently received an education in memetics and cognitohazards. They are, by definition, unable to comprehend or process this education in any way except through recurring nightmares.


SCP Articles, in reverse-chronological order:

Article Rating Comments Created Last Comment Length
SCP-8660 70 9 01 Mar 2025 03:40 18 Apr 2025 01:48 28280
SCP-5077 34 14 22 Jun 2020 03:09 01 Jul 2020 02:46 7061
SCP-4844 128 44 10 Mar 2019 05:00 07 Aug 2021 15:49 4098
SCP-3475 185 19 02 Jun 2018 06:38 31 May 2023 21:11 7611
SCP-3900 644 73 12 May 2017 07:12 29 Jun 2024 01:35 3022
SCP-2624 319 71 17 Jan 2017 07:36 21 Jan 2025 20:07 6715
SCP-2855 285 22 20 Jul 2016 03:21 14 Apr 2022 08:25 15296
SCP-2970 193 25 28 Feb 2016 22:00 18 Apr 2025 02:13 18186
SCP-2524 145 21 11 Feb 2016 06:55 17 Feb 2019 02:17 3705
SCP-644 381 34 19 Jan 2016 22:29 20 Jan 2025 16:09 11341
SCP-2985 141 37 06 Oct 2015 01:43 28 Sep 2019 02:15 9975
SCP-2548 258 24 25 Aug 2015 19:37 20 Jun 2022 04:15 10215
SCP-2660 309 22 07 Jun 2015 06:23 09 Dec 2023 06:31 11449
SCP-2330 137 27 24 Apr 2015 01:51 08 Jan 2020 18:09 14190

Tales, in reverse-chronological order:

Article Rating Comments Created Last Comment Length
Fear of Sleep 24 7 30 Mar 2025 13:00 05 Apr 2025 17:33 50071
The Fruit of Eight Millennia 55 9 08 Mar 2025 01:29 03 Apr 2025 23:48 32426
With Naught but Dust to Eat 84 13 15 Feb 2025 14:00 04 Apr 2025 10:28 29675
Rita Learns About The Birds And The Bees In The Worst Way 26 5 28 May 2023 08:18 03 Jun 2023 07:14 11350
Burnin' for You 93 17 15 Mar 2022 22:11 10 Jul 2024 20:18 22365
Fire of Unknown Origin 97 10 28 Feb 2022 19:22 10 Jul 2024 19:58 26722
The Second Cool War Begins 41 7 15 Oct 2020 03:56 12 Jun 2023 21:01 21549
wowwee un kill ursefl 54 3 14 Oct 2020 16:33 13 Apr 2022 05:19 6154
The Powers That Bark 122 15 03 Feb 2020 15:00 13 Aug 2023 13:10 34980
Threat of Joy 44 7 24 Jun 2019 02:10 03 Jan 2022 08:27 46565
Clash of the Cosmic Comedians 64 7 14 Mar 2019 06:19 02 Jun 2019 22:12 13690
What's The Deal? 77 7 12 Mar 2019 06:17 02 Jun 2019 21:36 13758
Intermission: World Unglued 63 8 30 Aug 2018 05:04 26 Mar 2025 00:27 12300
The End Has No End 50 4 25 Feb 2018 22:54 02 Jan 2022 19:58 32613
A History of Reaction 49 7 08 Jan 2018 05:03 12 Jan 2018 09:47 13522
Automatic Stop 61 7 30 Nov 2017 09:34 02 Jan 2022 19:54 31700
Slow Animals 66 8 26 Oct 2017 20:53 01 Jan 2022 15:27 20054
A Confluence of Clandestine Conferences 81 13 29 Apr 2017 03:57 17 Mar 2025 16:36 5718
The War and The Many Faces 16 6 30 Jan 2017 07:17 02 Mar 2021 03:13 23618
Under Control 109 15 27 Dec 2016 18:55 29 Jan 2025 09:43 32485
What Ever Happened? 102 11 25 Sep 2016 01:42 03 Oct 2023 16:44 11498
The Word and The Cool Kids 26 5 31 May 2016 23:49 30 Aug 2016 07:19 15138
Orgy 5 Counsel 9: XXXK End of Virginity Scenario 150 19 01 Apr 2016 16:49 15 Sep 2023 03:57 12344
Loss and Nostalgia 34 4 14 Dec 2015 08:04 16 Dec 2015 01:14 8932

GoI Formats, in reverse-chronological order:

Article Rating Comments Created Last Comment Length
Harvester of Eyes 113 10 14 Feb 2022 18:39 04 Sep 2024 11:02 15574
A Quiet Night 95 4 15 Jun 2018 03:19 28 Jun 2018 23:36 9971

Testimonials

<GreenWolf> ty why
<GreenWolf> whyyyyy

<tawny> ty why do you do these things to me

<GreenWolf> TyGently: please do not tag me in your horrible furry abominations

<Conwell> TyGently: Why did you release this upon the world?

<GreenWolf> ty why would you say these things
<GreenWolf> why would you say these terrible things with your hands
<GreenWolf> why would you conjure up such horrible images within our brains

<tawny> look on the bright side
<tawny> at least you're not ty

<ch00bakka> oh yeah
<ch00bakka> you like hell
<ch00bakka> you like garbage

<ChaoSera> You seem to be fucking a lot of aliens, Ty

<GreenWolf> I fully endorse Ty "Meme Kissinger" Gently

<TyGently> when people look back on me I want them to be disappointed

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