Dr. Ty███ Gently's Personnel File

Personnel File

File photo of Dr. Gently.

Name: Dr. Ty███ S. Gently

Security Clearance: Level 3

Position: Researcher, Department of Memetics and Cognitohazards

Current Location: Mail Room, Site-77

History: Dr. Gently was recruited by the Foundation following the ██████ University incident, of which they were the only survivor (Gently cites "not looking at the dreadlords, seriously, did anyone else see raiders of the lost ark?" as the primary reason for their survival). Deemed a possible asset to the Foundation, Gently received an education in memetics and cognitohazards. They are, by definition, unable to comprehend or process this education in any way except through recurring nightmares.

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Hi, I'm TyGently (pronounced "tie-gently"). I've been a part of this community since late 2014 and writing articles since spring 2015. I'm an official chat operator and can typically be found in the SCP IRC channels #site19 or #site17. Feel free to contact me if you'd like critique.

SCP Articles

SCP-2330: A Convincing Whiteboard

When everyone believes a lie, that lie becomes normal, and we must protect that perception until we find a way to guide it back towards the truth.

SCP-2660: An object that removes darkness

All information created involving SCP-2660 is persistent; it cannot be expunged, redacted, or lied about in any way.

SCP-2548: The Friendly Vacuum

SCP-2548: I contain myself. You contain me? I saw stars, Milky Way galaxy. All in you? Space outside? Am I space?

SCP-2985: Anart, Author of the Scream

The painting is done. Does not feel like I thought it would. I don't feel equal; no great reverence burst from me as I became the old masters. Instead I'm… proud?

SCP-644: Mr. Hot

SCP-644: And I'd say that to him, and he'd say to me "Hot, you have quite the melon on your shoulders" and I'd say "Wow, thanks, boss" and then he'd put a miniature melon on my shoulder and we'd both laugh. It's our little joke, see?

SCP-2524: No Strings

When a living human being's shadow is cast by SCP-2524's flame, the shadow appears as if the human subject casting the shadow were instead a life-sized marionette puppet resembling the subject in size and build.

SCP-2970: Holy Misplacement

SCP-2970 is a cybernetically enhanced human male of African descent. SCP-2970 claims to have been born in the 10th century CE.

SCP-2855: Mr. Money

SCP-2855: Not to say there's anything wrong with that—with lies, I mean—but a child deserves truth, right? So the doctor makes his moves, and with me… you get what you pay for.

SCP-2624: Laika's Sweetheart Space-Beacon

SCP-2624 is capable of ejecting singular dogs at velocities exceeding 10 km/s as propulsion to alter its orbit and counteract orbital decay.

SCP-3900: The Internet of Things That Are Wolves

Wolves created through SCP-3900 do not exhibit wireless connectivity and are otherwise non-anomalous.

SCP-3475: Our Shifting Foundations

If each of these initiatives can be thought of as exerting a force on civilian humanity, SCP-3475 is the sum of these forces: a single vector denoting the direction in which human thought is being changed.

SCP-4844: Last Man Standing

A scale model of the United States of America. Florida is absent. Much of the midwest is covered by an engraving of Tim "The Toolman" Taylor. He is smiling and wielding a claw hammer.

SCP-5077: Bait and Switch

Most D-Class personnel not previously evacuated were rescued and amnesticized. Those who were hostile or otherwise unrecoverable were terminated.

Tales

Loss and Nostalgia

She was only partially whole, of course, having long shed the modifications that marred her face during her time in 'captivity'. Her left eye was glass but it may as well have been a window.

Samsara

I ɴᴏᴡ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ I ᴡᴀs ᴡʀᴏɴɢ. I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴɴᴇʟᴇᴅ ᴍʏ sᴜғғᴇʀɪɴɢ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟ ɢʀᴏᴡᴛʜ; ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛʀʏ ɪᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇ.

Orgy 5 Counsel 9: XXXK End of Virginity Scenario

The Sexual Conservatism Protectorate was wildly successful for the next two decades, fighting foul Groups of Intercourse like Herman Fuller's Circus of Debauchery, Hermaphroditus Labs, GRU Division "Penis", and Are We Chaste Yet?.

What Ever Happened?

They could not evade the mindkill forever. They would die eventually, and a new person would be born from their corpse.

Under Control

He was travelling, but he was staying in the same place. He skimmed the surface of another world, his hands creating ripples in the water- no, the fabric of the boundary. Adam was in two places at once.

A History of Reaction

The woman told the task force something that they were later unable or unwilling to recall. When she finished, the task force began to vomit live, non-venomous snakes.

What's The Deal?

"Mr. Seinfeld, even with your magic powers, there's no way you could beat Tim Allen in a fight."

Clash of the Cosmic Comedians

"Prepare to die, Seinfeld." Tim Allen closed his eyes as countless rocket pods sprouted from his back like wings. "To infinity…" he yelled, "and BEYOND!"

Death Perception

“In my books, the medium rubs the ball and coaxes the ghost out. If we gently cradle the orb, the ghost might appear. Like a ghost egg.”

The Powers That Bark

Onru squinted into the dog’s mouth. Its panting breath was hot on her face. “Are all dogs cyborgs?”

wowwee un kill ursefl

"You hear that, buddy? You're the drill bit with which we will tear this country a new asshole."

The Second Cool War Begins

Two days. Fog city. Don't worry, you're too cool to be there. The revolution will not be televised, but it will be live-shouted from this account.

Workshop of the Telescopes

Son of a bitch. I would've bet money that we'd already done aliens.

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Comedown Machine

Prologue: A Confluence of Clandestine Conferences

I would very much like to investigate the Chipotle parking lot further. Please provide me with further instructions.

1: Slow Animals

He glanced over his shoulder, back at Casey. "So, uh, for the record, if you are an actual murderer, it would be super uncool of you not to tell me now."

2: Automatic Stop

Once Vera Garcia had reported to Taco Bell and found a false bottom in her bag of one Burrito Supreme and one Crispy Chicken Quesadilla, she knew that her plan had been approved by the Rotisserie Outfitters Bureau.

3: The End Has No End

"I'm sorry, do you have friends that you have not yet murdered, amnesticized, or dragged into this death spiral with you? If so, they should also be leaving the city."

Intermission: World Unglued

#3ports What's with all the fire? Isn't unscheduled arson illegal?

4: Threat of Joy

The light returned to Three Portlands the way it returns to a movie theatre once the credits stop rolling: sheepishly, as if embarrassed by the popcorn-strewn wasteland it had become over the course of the film.

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Death of an Artist

The Word and The Cool Kids

"Hey," they might say. "We fought back then when the Word was something worth fighting for. We can still fight. Fight with us."

The War and The Many Faces

"The thing you need to understand about the people who run the world, Mister Baudin, is that escape is a myth."

GoI Formats

A Quiet Night — Serpent's Hand

Face it. The periphery is getting smaller. Soon enough, you'll either be a civilian or you'll be an employee. Make your choice.

Harvester of Eyes — Fifth Church

What I am about to show you is a guaranteed method for you to become more confident, achieve greater personal success, and never perish on this Earth. All of this is possible in only five simple steps.

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SCP Articles, in reverse-chronological order:

Article	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment	Length
SCP-5077	33	14	22 Jun 2020 03:09	01 Jul 2020 02:46	7061
SCP-4844	123	44	10 Mar 2019 05:00	07 Aug 2021 15:49	4098
SCP-3475	170	19	02 Jun 2018 06:38	31 May 2023 21:11	7611
SCP-3900	586	67	12 May 2017 07:12	30 Jun 2021 02:46	3022
SCP-2624	295	68	17 Jan 2017 07:36	29 Mar 2022 18:36	6715
SCP-2855	249	22	20 Jul 2016 03:21	14 Apr 2022 08:25	15296
SCP-2970	173	23	28 Feb 2016 22:00	09 Dec 2021 15:44	18186
SCP-2524	135	21	11 Feb 2016 06:55	17 Feb 2019 02:17	3705
SCP-644	336	32	19 Jan 2016 22:29	14 Apr 2022 07:37	11341
SCP-2985	136	37	06 Oct 2015 01:43	28 Sep 2019 02:15	9975
SCP-2548	242	24	25 Aug 2015 19:37	20 Jun 2022 04:15	10215
SCP-2660	282	21	07 Jun 2015 06:23	25 May 2019 17:51	11449
SCP-2330	126	27	24 Apr 2015 01:51	08 Jan 2020 18:09	14190

Tales, in reverse-chronological order:

Article	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment	Length
Rita Learns About The Birds And The Bees In The Worst Way	21	5	28 May 2023 08:18	03 Jun 2023 07:14	11241
Burnin' for You	76	16	15 Mar 2022 22:11	29 Mar 2023 16:10	22364
Fire of Unknown Origin	85	9	28 Feb 2022 19:22	26 Mar 2022 02:24	26722
The Second Cool War Begins	35	6	15 Oct 2020 03:56	19 Oct 2020 15:53	21549
wowwee un kill ursefl	44	3	14 Oct 2020 16:33	13 Apr 2022 05:19	6154
The Powers That Bark	98	14	03 Feb 2020 15:00	01 Jan 2022 15:23	34980
Threat of Joy	36	7	24 Jun 2019 02:10	03 Jan 2022 08:27	46580
Clash of the Cosmic Comedians	63	7	14 Mar 2019 06:19	02 Jun 2019 22:12	13690
What's The Deal?	76	7	12 Mar 2019 06:17	02 Jun 2019 21:36	13758
Intermission: World Unglued	56	7	30 Aug 2018 05:04	03 May 2022 01:29	12319
The End Has No End	45	4	25 Feb 2018 22:54	02 Jan 2022 19:58	32613
A History of Reaction	48	7	08 Jan 2018 05:03	12 Jan 2018 09:47	13522
Automatic Stop	56	7	30 Nov 2017 09:34	02 Jan 2022 19:54	31688
Slow Animals	59	8	26 Oct 2017 20:53	01 Jan 2022 15:27	20054
A Confluence of Clandestine Conferences	68	12	29 Apr 2017 03:57	03 Apr 2022 22:02	4797
The War and The Many Faces	17	6	30 Jan 2017 07:17	02 Mar 2021 03:13	23618
Under Control	92	12	27 Dec 2016 18:55	21 Dec 2021 08:07	32290
What Ever Happened?	95	10	25 Sep 2016 01:42	06 Feb 2021 20:39	11498
The Word and The Cool Kids	26	5	31 May 2016 23:49	30 Aug 2016 07:19	15138
Orgy 5 Counsel 9: XXXK End of Virginity Scenario	141	18	01 Apr 2016 16:49	02 Oct 2022 16:41	12344
Loss and Nostalgia	33	4	14 Dec 2015 08:04	16 Dec 2015 01:14	8932

GoI Formats, in reverse-chronological order:

Article	Rating	Comments	Created	Last Comment	Length
Harvester of Eyes	98	8	14 Feb 2022 18:39	25 Mar 2022 22:31	15574
A Quiet Night	83	4	15 Jun 2018 03:19	28 Jun 2018 23:36	9971

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Testimonials

<GreenWolf> ty why
<GreenWolf> whyyyyy

<tawny> ty why do you do these things to me

<GreenWolf> TyGently: please do not tag me in your horrible furry abominations

<Conwell> TyGently: Why did you release this upon the world?

<GreenWolf> ty why would you say these things
<GreenWolf> why would you say these terrible things with your hands
<GreenWolf> why would you conjure up such horrible images within our brains

<tawny> look on the bright side
<tawny> at least you're not ty

<ch00bakka> oh yeah
<ch00bakka> you like hell
<ch00bakka> you like garbage

<ChaoSera> You seem to be fucking a lot of aliens, Ty

<GreenWolf> I fully endorse Ty "Meme Kissinger" Gently

<TyGently> when people look back on me I want them to be disappointed

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