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SCP-6557 - Annihilation from a Cross Across Time
[+132]
This started out as an Imposter Challenge of Placeholder's work, but as it went on it definitely morphed more into my patented "series of no-dialogue logs" style scip.
This is currently the article on this site I'm absolutely the proudest of. Other than a slight change to the final log, this was the first draft that I wrote all in one go!
do not fuck with them ants man
ah, I can tell by O5-11's email that they're a person of culture
- loddite
This is fun
SCP-5846 - The One-Stop Shop
[+88]
This was the first draft I ever wrote. It goes without saying that it was not good, but I came back to it and fixed it up quite a bit and now it's currently my favorite thing I've written and what I'm most proud of!
This also has an extended Experiment Log. It's pretty exciting to see others take my idea and add to it in such creative ways!
fuckin weird. i love it
I've always been a fan of "table" style SCPs that give a list of weird shit.
- fabledtiefling does not match any existing user name
This is amazing. I love the concept and the way you played it out. Your characterization of both the store and agent Taylor was great. And the bits about mini golf and the funeral parlor made me chuckle. This was a great read.
Between this and the food court article, you obviously have a certain level of skill for linguistic turns. The possessive twist is really clever, and wordplay such as Ghoti/Goatee is something I personally find quite difficult to come up with.
- Dysadron
SCP-6547 - Worlds Within Worlds Within Worlds…
[+94]
This is an adaptation of an AI-generated prompt! I created it from the following generated text:
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard Locked Secure Container as Site-██. No personnel are to enter SCP-XXXX's container without Level 4 clearance.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a small, black cube with a singular red button on one face. SCP-XXXX was recovered from the office of Dr. ████ after an incident in which [DATA EXPUNGED].
When the button on SCP-XXXX is pressed, a small door opens on the top face of the cube. Inside is a miniature version of the room SCP-XXXX is contained in, complete with a miniature version of SCP-XXXX. Pressing the button on the miniature SCP-XXXX causes the door to close and the miniature to disappear. The process can be repeated an infinite number of times.
The miniature versions of the room and SCP-XXXX are exact replicas, down to the smallest detail. However, the rooms and SCP-XXXXs inside the replicas are not exact replicas, and are instead random variations. The replicas are also inhabited by miniature versions of the personnel who were in the room when the button was pressed, which are also random variations.
It is unknown how SCP-XXXX creates the replicas, or how it is able to store them inside itself.
A fun short read of horrific implications.
- LORDXVNV
short, sweet, and silly. this is exact kind of skip i love
SCP-6558 - Word Disassociation
[+87]
Ever since Fishish posted the first thing for the Department of Unreality I've wanted to write something for it! I was trying to think of what to use for it for the longest time, and then finally, I thought "What about pattern Screamers? They seem similar!" and boom! I clipped parts from SCPs I loved and made a really fun meta cross-link heavy scip!
SCP-5847 - The Food's Court
[+85]
First of all, this was my first SCP.
Secondly, yes. This is 100% a thinly veiled excuse
to make tons of food puns.
Thirdly, I had made this as a Level for the Backrooms Wiki at first but halfway through I realized the meat of the article was the audio log so I ported that over and added some set-up for it.
I love the sense of pure chaos this creates
I donut enjoy this, this is the wurst article of all thyme. What have you done to miso?
- Fish^12
This is…this is ridiculous. In a good way. To have this sheer number of puns, and for none of them to feel forced is impressive. Procharcuterie is a marvel.
- Dysadron
SCP-6552 - Tidal.wav
[+168]
At only 250 words, this is the shortest thing I've written. I wrote this all in one go in just under an hour. It was amazingly fun to write! I came up with the title and then an hour later, I had a really fun article!
The article's simplicity and fine line between silliness and horror work really well.
Now this is great. Articles like this are hard to come, especially ones done as well as this
- Ruskied
Simple, but has a lot of charm to it +1 :)
SCP-6588 - Sugar High
[+32]
I made a bet with a DolphinSlugchugger that I could write an article using a photo I took of a Sour Patch Gummy that looked pregnant. As you can tell. I won.
What is it with you people and sour patch kids?
Bizarre and uncomfy but well-written enough I've gotta hand it to you.
mpreg sour patch kids lets gooooooooooooooooo
What in the hell did I just read?
SCP-1551-EX - Señor Pig
[+46]
First ever explained mister babyyyyy!!!
I actually came up with the idea for this one almost a year ago, and never found a good angle past the basic "Mr. Fish but opposite"
bro, that pig didn't deserve that :(
Always glad to see the Foundation being totally ethical for good reasons.
SCP-6554 - Blind Box Toy Machines
[+72]
This is my attempt at a short SCP that doesn't fully explain its story. I've given you the clues but I hope you figure out the story yourself!
It took me way too long to realize what was going on. I had to read the article over and over again, and I felt stupid now that I've finally figured it out.
I think my favorite part of this is the lack of sideways "N"s in the writing, along with the other strange items.
SCP-5722 - Lonely Echoes in Footnotes
A rewrite for Cryer Walker does not match any existing user name
[+87]
When I first read SCP-5722, I really loved the character, but I felt it wasn't given a satisfying conclusion. I also thought it would be a great chance to sneak in my Author Avatar :P
SCP-6553 - The One-Horned Demon
A collaboration with my dad!
[+47]
I've been reading SCP articles to my dad since around 2018 and after I started writing them, I knew I wanted to get him to write one too. I finally ambushed him on a call one time and we wrote this out together. He contributed mainly to the effects of the fluids.
weird and awesome
- sw1ff
I can't stop laughing at "any subject who ingests the fluid will become well-known in their hometown as having murdered someone." Just something about the astounding pettiness contrasted with the power of the object just makes for comedy gold in my book.
- Gaffsey does not match any existing user name
Honey rainbows with weird effects are oddly fascinating
SCP-6868 - Bubbly Bobby the Rubber Ducky
A rewrite for Cremo
[+391]
I really liked the concept of a rubber duck who has been scarred from inadvertently killing anyone that tries to hang out with it, so when cremo first posted this and it got downvoted, I jumped on rewriting it. It seems like people have enjoyed it now given it's currently my most upvoted article on the wiki!
This was my first attempt at horror. I tried out fridge horror with the realization this duck was discarded because a father accidentally killed his child by sending them a very unfinished prototype.
Interesting throwback to series II-III. Simple anomaly, simple execution, throw in a POI, unexpected result.
- Celare
Babe wake up new tstaffor skip dropped…
wait don't touch that purple rubber duc-
NOOOOOO
- LAN 2D
I must have a dark sense of humor because this just made me laugh my ass off
Got to the end of the description and wasn’t quite sure where this one was going. It’s a good example of the narrative and the main hook of the article being quite separate from the core anomaly. There’s a nice bit of fridge logic with the fear of humans, and the texts are a good way to tell this story.
- Dysadron
SCP-6067 - Recyclone
[+62]
I hate that stupid, horrible, no-good, infuriating, fake cheery voice from every kids commercial ever. This is my parody of that to see how far a commercial could go with that voice with its stupid happy sound still talking over it.
This is really good. The Funtastic logo in particular is great.
Saw this in the IRC, just as good then as it is now.
I can just imagine if someone went to Funtastic and said something like "a cyclone isn't a hole", they'd probably be countered with 'its circular thing that other things fall into, yes?' is just hole in the air' or something like that.
Anyway yeah, definitely +1.
SCP-3837 - Maize Knight
A Collaboration with PlaguePJP
[+121]
My first collaboration!
It was wonderful working with Plague. He brought tons of great ideas to the table and this wouldn't be what it is today without him.
This is a rewrite of the previous Corn Goblin by Baronjoe. It didn't have much for a narrative so we've added quite a bit of story.
Also, I just have to quickly take full credit for the GoI Goat of Interest line.
SCP-6389 - Sculptor-Hypnos
A Collaboration with Agisuru
[+32]
I was initially approached to critique this. After reading through it, I really loved it and offered to contribute to it. I'm glad I did as it was tons of fun working with Agi, and creating weird anomalies such as the giant sea cucumbers with mouths along their backs!
Pretty quality article with an interesting anomaly. Bravo!
SCP-6551 - Clockwork Lullaby
[+38]
I've really enjoyed Weryllium's work so I wanted to write in that same style. There's a loose story here, but the main focus is just an interesting clockwork bird, and how it works!
SCP-6226 - Duck Boat
[+67]
I have conquered List Pages!!!
Not much to say about this one, it's half SCP half WWS Format.
Yet another short-form article. But I can upvote it solely because it's a sentient rowboat.
This got a laugh out of me. This also conveys the relationship dynamic between SCPF and WWS that I hadn't realized I always wanted.
- Fish^12
Okay, this made me laugh more than it should have. Nice job.
As a official popcorn hater, i’m glad the final Popcorn Act ended as it did here. Hope it was painful for them.
Eh, it's alright. Though, the whole "Department of Popcorn" thing really ruined the article for me.
Gonna novote for now.
Popcorn tag when? +1!
- Subervos
The footnotes really sold it.
Squid mop
Squid mop
- DrGooday
I enjoy the thought of a cephalopod bubbling around Site-19 making swishing noises.
Title | Rating | Comments | Created |
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SCP-5847 | + 85 | 24 | 03 Aug 2021 18:39 |
SCP-3837 | + 121 | 16 | 16 Aug 2021 15:59 |
SCP-5846 | + 88 | 16 | 28 Aug 2021 04:18 |
SCP-6067 | + 62 | 11 | 20 Sep 2021 02:00 |
SCP-6868 | + 391 | 37 | 08 Oct 2021 16:00 |
SCP-555-J | + 44 | 15 | 16 Oct 2021 16:45 |
SCP-6554 | + 72 | 10 | 10 Nov 2021 19:28 |
SCP-6553 | + 47 | 9 | 20 Apr 2022 18:20 |
SCP-6552 | + 168 | 13 | 04 Jun 2022 23:56 |
SCP-6551 | + 38 | 4 | 10 Jun 2022 18:35 |
SCP-1551-EX | + 46 | 10 | 12 Jun 2022 00:12 |
SCP-6557 | + 132 | 16 | 14 Jun 2022 18:40 |
SCP-6558 | + 87 | 8 | 16 Jun 2022 18:35 |
SCP-6547 | + 94 | 10 | 22 Jun 2022 19:51 |
SCP-6226 | + 67 | 7 | 25 Jun 2022 20:05 |
SCP-5846-J | + 25 | 15 | 09 Jul 2022 04:03 |
SCP-6588 | + 32 | 8 | 16 Jul 2022 01:06 |
SCP-5722 | + 87 | 14 | 16 Jul 2022 06:53 |
SCP-7500 | + 299 | 61 | 25 Jul 2022 04:00 |
SCP-7979 | + 69 | 10 | 11 Sep 2022 23:47 |
Log of Non-Anomalous Items
[+183]
I jokingly said "what if there was a log of non-anomalous objects?" in a Discord server one time… and here we are!
Honestly, I laughed at the title of this, which is enough for me to upvote.
- Fish^12
this is fucking hilarious
God tier post.
This shit's so creative, please never stop writing comedy.
- LAN 2D
This is so stupid. 10/10
tstaffor has once again made my laugh till I cry, love this so much lmao
- Luxaiko
SCP-173 But...
A Collaboration with Dr Trintavon does not match any existing user name
[+151]
I had so much fun writing this. I just sat in a voice call with Dr Trintavon does not match any existing user name for 4 hours and we wrote this entire thing. It was like a fever dream.
173 but it got upvoted.
We need more 173 fanfic… for research purposes, of course. Good article!
173 but I like it now
Damn it Tstaffor, +1
The Knights of Wonder
[+36]
I'm really proud of this! It's NIGHTFALL's version of Wondertainment as a merry band of Knights questing to apprehend the dishonorable Sir Redd.
I also have never read any NIGHTFALL.
Mfw
A Collaboration with Cole 13
[+92]
This was a lot of fun to write! I've always enjoyed greentexts so when Cole 13 posted one and it got deleted, I reached out to collaborate with him on a rewrite. I'm so glad I did because the final product is something I'm really proud of!
Captures that sweet greentext energy like a charm.
I can't believe how much funny and creative shit people come up with for Parawatch (pun unintended).
This absolutely killed me, I love this, haven’t laughed so hard at an article in a while
The Unhuman Experience: Former Prime Minister Harold Holt
[+29]
This was my first ever article!
I've always loved SCP-3477 and the Unhuman Canon fits it so perfectly.
I think the vignette style is very fitting for a scip like 3477.
Harold supremacy, may we forever feel his fins on our skins.
I liked the part when Harold.
Goat VR? More like Goat VeRy bad game!
[+74]
This is my attempt at Dexanote's challenge. I was pretty surprised to not be able to find any tales written like a video game review so I thought I'd write it myself!
The idea of this reviewer barely making it out of Goat VR alive and then going online to complain about it a bunch is a really funny concept to me.
This is cool. I like how mean the author was and the talking to from miss J made me chuckle.
Brilliant. (Though I guess it does help that I adore both of the original scips in this lol)
I had no idea what was going on here (admittedly, I hadn't read 5045 yet) but I just loved this anyway, haha, when Farmer went "Come on! I'm just erasing a couple peeps from existence! Nothing major" this article was done for me, +1
Log of Non-Anomalous Items II: Sequels are Always Worse
[+67]
I don't really care about people's opinion on this one. I just had so much fun writing the first one that I ended up making a second one!
The long awaited sequel…
These are starting to sound like the 914 test logs.
This made me sigh loudly.
Title | Rating | Comments | Created |
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The Unhuman Experience: Former Prime Minister Harold Holt | + 29 | 4 | 23 Jul 2021 02:33 |
Goat VR? More like Goat VeRy bad game! | + 74 | 8 | 02 Sep 2021 20:21 |
Log of Non-Anomalous Items | + 183 | 26 | 25 Oct 2021 17:39 |
Log of Non-Anomalous Items II: Sequels are Always Worse | + 67 | 9 | 02 Nov 2021 17:59 |
MZL-1915 | + 22 | 2 | 06 Jun 2022 21:28 |
Mfw | + 92 | 11 | 19 Jun 2022 03:10 |
The Knights of Wonder | + 36 | 3 | 19 Jun 2022 21:54 |
SCP-173 But... | + 151 | 11 | 30 Jun 2022 18:56 |
SCP-173 But... it's a Collaborative Log | + 144 | 23 | 01 Jul 2022 08:51 |
Critter Profile: Sandra and George!
Rewritten by Uncle Nicolini
[+138]
My Grandmother died from Alzheimer's and the thought of having your mind slowly go over such a long period of time is one of my biggest fears.
heartbreaking in all the best ways.
Oh Goddamn this is legitimately the only article in recent history to make me tear up a little.
- fabledtiefling does not match any existing user name
you absolute monster
It's perfect.
SPC-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old BLÅHAJ
[+268]
The main part kept from Sevenball's entry is the final interview log. After reading it, I knew I had to write this! I'm just surprised no one had thought about making an SPC-3008 about Blahaj yet!
I need to go hug my Blåhaj
Although I am not trans, as a member of the LGTV community it remains my duty to upvote a blahaj article
Jokes aside tho this is a really well written spc article and a fun spin on 3008. +1 and not just cuz it's about blahaj (Tho that is a bonus)
- [[*user ]]
Shapes the Clown
[+14]
After reading through the entire catalog of Herman Fuller GoI formats, I realized they mostly followed the same gimmick of Herman abusing the act in question and the author of the book feeling bad for the act. I decided to write a format screw of the concept where the article's main focus is not the act featured on the poster but a different one entirely and Herman would like the act and the author would be the one to hate it.
Title | Rating | Comments | Created |
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SPC-3008 | + 268 | 37 | 12 Jul 2022 01:31 |
Herman Fuller Presents: Shapes the Clown | + 14 | 1 | 13 Jul 2022 21:25 |
Title | Rating | Comments | Created |
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Tstaffor's Isolated Containment Terminal | + 76 | 6 | 28 Jul 2021 08:26 |
Tstaffor's ASCPII Art | + 65 | 7 | 28 Jul 2021 13:10 |
Experiment Log 5846 | + 30 | 12 | 28 Aug 2021 23:18 |
Format Screw Hub | + 129 | 50 | 27 Oct 2021 15:52 |
The Scip Squad Podcast Hub | + 44 | 3 | 09 Jun 2022 19:03 |
Top 10:
1. SCP-5031 - Yet Another Murder Monster by PeppersGhost
2. SCP-5178 - Eat The Sun with Seth Uhar by DecoyMesa
3. SCP-4634 - Out-of-Order by MaliceAforethought
4. SCP-4903 - Eternity, Served Cold by CryonicAutumn
5. SCP-184 - The Architect by Dr Gears
6. SCP-4228 - Karma Kameleon by T Rutherford
7. SCP-3477 - Will the Real Harold Holt Please Stand Up? by stormbreath
8. SCP-4985 - High Finance by ModernMajorGeneral
9. SCP-3455 - 411 Days A Year by Mortos
10. SCP-3671 - A very angry box of cereal by DrMorris
SCP-6868
Rating: +391
Comments: 37
+/- : +394/-3
Last Comment: apiphanee (16 Jan 2024 14:59)
Last Edit: 77wen (29 Feb 2024 19:52)
SCP-7500
Rating: +299
Comments: 61
+/- : +372/-73
Last Comment: Antis_the_name146 (13 Aug 2023 06:50)
Last Edit: Naepic (10 Feb 2023 00:25)
SCP-6552
Rating: +168
Comments: 13
+/- : +181/-13
Last Comment: ShakeEmDown (23 Jan 2023 06:41)
Last Edit: Tstaffor (15 Jul 2022 21:32)
SCP-6557
Rating: +132
Comments: 16
+/- : +134/-2
Last Comment: Orlando_Wordsmith (25 Apr 2023 12:49)
Last Edit: Tstaffor (08 Jul 2022 03:08)
SCP-6547
Rating: +94
Comments: 10
+/- : +96/-2
Last Comment: Rancorious (07 Oct 2022 00:18)
Last Edit: Jerden (03 Jan 2023 10:11)
SCP-5846
Rating: +88
Comments: 16
+/- : +89/-1
Last Comment: Alzin Cdag (12 Jul 2022 02:06)
Last Edit: Jerden (08 Oct 2022 19:50)
SCP-6558
Rating: +87
Comments: 8
+/- : +97/-10
Last Comment: Zertas (02 Jul 2022 11:07)
Last Edit: Expert Mint (19 Oct 2023 17:58)
SCP-5847
Rating: +85
Comments: 24
+/- : +107/-22
Last Comment: DoctorHroekkvirson (01 Nov 2022 00:04)
Last Edit: psychicprogrammer (13 Dec 2022 01:35)
SCP-6554
Rating: +72
Comments: 10
+/- : +79/-7
Last Comment: Jack Newhouse (18 Oct 2022 14:24)
Last Edit: Tstaffor (15 Jul 2022 21:32)
SCP-7979
Rating: +69
Comments: 10
+/- : +84/-15
Last Comment: Hanten (09 Feb 2024 18:36)
Last Edit: psychicprogrammer (01 Oct 2022 17:33)
SCP-6226
Rating: +67
Comments: 7
+/- : +75/-8
Last Comment: AGrimChild (13 Oct 2022 00:39)
Last Edit: Jerden (08 Oct 2022 19:22)
SCP-6067
Rating: +62
Comments: 11
+/- : +70/-8
Last Comment: RealSurrealSir (20 Mar 2022 01:29)
Last Edit: Voct (19 Jun 2023 20:14)
SCP-6553
Rating: +47
Comments: 9
+/- : +50/-3
Last Comment: Hikarinu (22 Nov 2023 11:28)
Last Edit: psychicprogrammer (01 Aug 2022 13:45)
SCP-1551-EX
Rating: +46
Comments: 10
+/- : +58/-12
Last Comment: Senor_Peludo (04 Dec 2023 19:27)
Last Edit: Ethagon (03 Oct 2022 13:24)
SCP-555-J
Rating: +44
Comments: 15
+/- : +58/-14
Last Comment: Dr Vikki Lost (14 Dec 2023 23:53)
Last Edit: Jerden (08 Oct 2022 19:08)
SCP-6551
Rating: +38
Comments: 4
+/- : +42/-4
Last Comment: Fwachiza (10 Aug 2023 01:32)
Last Edit: Jerden (08 Oct 2022 19:26)
SCP-6588
Rating: +32
Comments: 8
+/- : +40/-8
Last Comment: RealSurrealSir (20 Jul 2022 01:28)
Last Edit: Naepic (10 Feb 2023 00:24)
SCP-5846-J
Rating: +25
Comments: 15
+/- : +34/-9
Last Comment: Palias (15 Mar 2023 00:35)
Last Edit: Jerden (08 Oct 2022 19:50)
Log of Non-Anomalous Items
Rating: +183
Comments: 26
+/- : +194/-11
Last Comment: Tstaffor (29 May 2022 20:35)
Last Edit: alanthechair (22 Nov 2023 18:32)
Goat VR? More like Goat VeRy bad game!
Rating: +74
Comments: 8
+/- : +75/-1
Last Comment: Tstaffor (17 Oct 2023 22:22)
Last Edit: Tstaffor (24 Jun 2022 23:48)
Log of Non-Anomalous Items II: Sequels are Always Worse
Rating: +67
Comments: 9
+/- : +78/-11
Last Comment: RosySaturniidae (02 Jan 2022 14:55)
Last Edit: alanthechair (22 Nov 2023 18:37)
The Knights of Wonder
Rating: +36
Comments: 3
+/- : +36/-0
Last Comment: My-Off-Day (06 Oct 2022 22:43)
Last Edit: Rounderhouse (19 Aug 2022 22:13)
The Unhuman Experience: Former Prime Minister Harold Holt
Rating: +29
Comments: 4
+/- : +29/-0
Last Comment: SEC_the acronym (13 Aug 2021 02:01)
Last Edit: Jerden (20 Jan 2023 18:37)
MZL-1915
Rating: +22
Comments: 2
+/- : +29/-7
Last Comment: TopDownUnder (07 Jun 2022 00:20)
Last Edit: psychicprogrammer (03 Feb 2024 11:37)
Herman Fuller Presents: Shapes the Clown
Rating: +14
Comments: 1
+/- : +20/-6
Last Comment: Tstaffor (13 Jul 2022 21:26)
Last Edit: Ralliston (21 Feb 2023 17:14)
Tstaffor's Isolated Containment Terminal
Rating: +76
Comments: 6
+/- : +76/-0
Last Comment: LAN 2D (27 Sep 2021 19:12)
Last Edit: Tstaffor (01 Aug 2022 06:38)
Tstaffor's ASCPII Art
Rating: +65
Comments: 7
+/- : +66/-1
Last Comment: Tstaffor (09 Dec 2021 03:10)
Last Edit: Tstaffor (23 Aug 2021 03:46)
The Scip Squad Podcast Hub
Rating: +44
Comments: 3
+/- : +44/-0
Last Comment: DrGooday (10 Jun 2022 20:47)
Last Edit: Jak Mockery (29 Aug 2022 02:07)
An ASCII Egg That Kills You For No Reason
Rating: +39
Comments: 4
+/- : +39/-0
Last Comment: Gnomedome (13 Jul 2022 01:28)
Last Edit: Hexick (11 Jul 2022 02:49)
Bubbly Bobby the ASCII Ducky
Rating: +37
Comments: 2
+/- : +37/-0
Last Comment: (user deleted) (05 Jul 2022 15:35)
Last Edit: Cerastes (10 Jul 2022 18:35)
Experiment Log 5846
Rating: +30
Comments: 12
+/- : +32/-2
Last Comment: Tstaffor (15 Sep 2021 11:02)
Last Edit: GremlinWC (17 Apr 2023 16:39)
more-by:tstaffor
Rating: +5
Comments: 0
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Last Edit: Tstaffor (14 Jul 2022 23:06)
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