My first articIe. This took me way too much fuckin' time to put together. I'm glad it did well, and the photo was drawn by me. It originally had the original logo but i had to change it because that isn't CC. Drats.
Fun fact: They dipped a baby in a deep fryer
SCP-7345
AKA "Important, Attention Stealing Title!"
holy SHIT are offsets hard to make. it is because I am a chronic dumbass. This took way too long to do, but I'm happy it has so much positive reception!
Fun fact: This article only exists bc i am salty and hated that my two previous scps were bad. But I got over it.
trout WISHES she was this 😈😈
SCP-5796
AKA "But I'll Live, Unfortunately."
This made me sad when writing it. It made other people sad when reading it. It's about lesbian love, as I am a lesbian. Who craves for love.
Fun fact: The title is based on an ajj song.
SCP-6718
AKA "But if there's nothing on the other side?"
rewroten recently. nice
SCP-7230
AKA "Your Voice, as I Remember It"
Collab between me and 
cubeflix! I'm proud of what I put in, Cube is a fuckin' fantastic author.
It Will All Be Okay
My first ever tale. Written in a few hours in a manic state, posted after. I really love SCP-6999, so this is my love letter to it.
This one took me some time to get right, but I'm proud of it. generally unremarkable.
SCP-7084
AKA "I don't care who the IRS sends I am not paying taxes"
The title is from a clip from Dan Vs. This one is a silly format break and i stole the icon from Harry. Sorry, Harry.
Also, this is the dumbest thing ive ever made. taxes. it got +100
This is probably my favorite page I've made. Other people love it, I love it, it's great.
Chugwater! Collab between me and 
SYTYCFanon about the cold.
Expecting it to be +100. Its around +40. Sad! Still happy abt it…
SCP-7619
AKA "Ride the Waves With me, Dear.
:(
Collab between me and 
AwhRyan for Remixcon2023, remixing 6400.
Appliance war. All I'm saying about it.
this one was a flop.
open to be rewritten, if anybody wants to go ahead and do that!
SCP-6825
AKA "the heavens above pierce us from below"
not a flop, proud of this one. the cool css thing only works on desktop, fuck mobile readers ig.
SCP-6862
AKA "Beatlemania 2: Keep on Beatlin'"
this one is a rehashing of an old, bad scp. now its good.
SCP-6356
AKA "Take my body away from me, not like I need it anymore."
gender (foghorn)
cold post. like freezer. food. restaurant.
DrClef: Shes better known by her other username aka "Moto42". fun fact.
Rounderhouse: so swag. take my wallet and scps
HarryBlank: This is SICK. Please marry me please pl
PeppersGhost: SCP-4000 is a metaphor for how awesome troutmaskreplica is btw. this is true i am Peppersghost the scp author and i have said this quote. for real. me, peppersghost from th
djkaktus: thanks for unclogging my toilet btw
Uncle Nicolini: She took a bullet for me in Vietnam. It was my own bullet. She jumped in the middle of my firing line.
Caospin does not match any existing user name: The Super Rotation System (SRS for short) is a rotation system used in nearly all official modern tetris variants since Tetris Worlds (2001). This is widely due to the establishment of the tetris guideline. In SRS, all pieces have four rotation states and can be rotated counterclockwise or clockwise. Many SRS variants include the option to rotate 180 degrees. A notable feature of SRS and many modern rotation systems is when a rotation fails due to a block rotating into another block or out of bounds. When this happens, SRS will attempt to “kick” the block through a series of four translations which are determined by the direction of the rotation and the last rotation state. The kick tables are consistent among the 5 blocks with bounding boxes of size three. The I piece has a unique kick ta [[CHARACTER LIMIT REACHED]]
bitch getter 3000 (not trout)
winkwonkboi: https://youtu.be/6YEA4jxLHdk
Fish^12: google barn on fire..makes you really see things how they are..
LORDXVNV: What is your fucking problem
daveyoufool: You were great. Unlike my bastard of an ex wife.
Jack Ike: how is she that awesome and swag what the hell. im going to jump into this lake and never resurface
AriadnesThread: I'm going to fucking bury you alive
Calibold: I thought my article had the most upvotes..but it turns out 7921 got one timillion. here's my credit card info 4412 1109 8847 2341 457 12/30
AwhRyan: my articlres are bad actually trout has good scps (immediently contracts unknown diseases and dies)
Naepic: i fucking love oysters dude
Placeholder McD: you ma'am. are epic *does the gagnam style*
stormbreath: if i legally could, i would pull out my giant hammer and crush your body into goo adn then feed it to my creature
cubeflix: wow! tim is a cool girl and makes really good articles! okay can you pls put the gun down i have a family [BANG]
Yossipossi: include me pls
OriTiefling: I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING
Fishish: i want this femme obliterated
ThatGuyThatTime: she gave me an ulcer.
S D Locke: where am i. please fucking help me i have been here for three months held captive by a MANIAC
pab07: Pour up to half a litre of boiling water on a big handful of dried mushrooms, cover and let steep for at least half an hour. Get some olive oil/butter in a pan, once its foaming add your finely chopped 2 shallots and garlic, fry until the onions are getting a little brown around the edges, careful not to burn the garlic. Add in the 6-7 sliced button mushrooms, sweat them for a little and let them brown, then add your sliced celery. Fry that for a little, add your miso paste, fry a little more, add the flour, fry just a little more, all the time taking care not to burn anything. Then deglaze with the mushroom stock, adding more to achieve the desired consistency. Flavour with soy sauce and black pepper. Boil some gnocchi, drain once ready, add to the sauce and mix. Add fresh herbs of your choice as a flavouring and for colour. Then add in your reactor core graphite rods and
PlaguePJP: PlaguePJP
JohnDoeMD: I'm going into contractions right now and have decided to name my 293rd child after you, TroutMaskReplica!!!
Merehrab: This user claims that she's not really a trout but rather a human with an appreciation for music, but I can see through her lies. You're too fishy to keep your facade intact, Trout, I'm on to you…
wow! truIy amazing REAL quotes from REAL authors.
You read that right. I plan on making an scp for every single class.
| Safe |
SCP-7921 |
| Euclid |
SCP-6825 |
| Keter |
SCP-5796 |
| Pending |
SCP-7155 |
| Thaumiel |
SCP-6289 |
| Apollyon |
SCP-6718 |
| Neutralized |
SCP-7345 |
| Tiamat |
cell-content |
| Ticonderoga |
SCP-7619 |
| Archon |
SCP-6862 |
| Explained |
SCP-7973 |
| Aegis |
cell-content |
| Antithesis |
cell-content |
| Anomalous |
cell-content |
| Cernunnos |
cell-content |
| cell-content |
cell-content |
| Da'aS Elyon |
cell-content |
| Principalis |
cell-content |
| Decomissioned |
cell-content |
| Gevurah |
cell-content |
| Irrelevant |
cell-content |
| Legally Uncontainable |
SCP-7084 |
| Maksur |
cell-content |
| Embla |
cell-content |
| makin a new esoteric class ?! ?! (Umbra) |
7973 |
yeah i got a lotta work. lol. maybe l'II add more
idk what joke to make here so ill just put in this funny lil gif i found
doing the griddy :fire: :fire: :fire:
if you need to talk to me go to
go here or here
my discord is BlackBoxWarrior
and if I die (if i dont say anything in the discord or SCP wiki for like. two years). just give all my scps to AwhRyan because he is cool and get away from the mic no fuck you i deserve this click on random SCP and if there's an author, give all of my pages to them, if they're active.
r. i think.
thank you to
winkwonkboi and 
AwhRyan for helping me make it look better :^)
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-1, not enough rating modules.
fine. just for you I'll add more.
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This is… acceptable. Remember kids, if you can see anything else, it’s not a real author page!
Could use another rating module
on it boss!
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I am sad, and there's not enough rating modules -1
Whoops
Fixed!
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Definitely one of the author pages of all time
PlaguePJP
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i'm madly in love with you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Street_Historic_District_(Baton_Rouge,_Louisiana)
^ check this shit out
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i'm enchanted by your mind
TroutMaskReplica
🦑
Downvoted, for the following reasons-
- Not enough Ori
- Not enough rating modules
- Because I felt like it
I expect better in the future. Tighten up.
Fine..fine I'll add more rating modules. I'll even add a REAL quote from you. Goober.
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I saw this article (this mighty fine article) some place on Reddit one day (you know how it goes) and Lude comes by with a massive wrench in his hand and he goes, “Hoss, what you reading there?” And I tell him what it is and he smiles and gives me a firm whack on the head with the palm of his hand and tells me the address of some party where everyone’s on X and so I ask him to leave and for once in his goddamn miserable life he does and I lock the barricades and I scrawl the rating modules on the wall and I press the plus button on all of them all of them because some nights in my dreams (or more accurately nightmares) I see the beastly face of TroutMaskReplica smiling up at me through the grates in my windows and I ask myself why I’m still here.
anyway please don’t kill my dog
your'e dog will live another day, square hulu..tch
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Add 16 rating modules and then i’ll upvote upvote