in discussion Writing Help / Help: Questions Desk » Question about the draft critique forum
I've never had one on the wiki before, I just wanted to ask this question. As for 7653, I was an idiot and didn't read anything and it was pure rubbish.
Trout's EPIC Authorpage
Bonjour
"TroutMaskReplica" N. Used to describe the most self-rightrous idiot in the world.
"u psychotic parasite of SCP"
READ MY SHIT
Soul(less) Music and the End of the Human Epoch
yall complained about the numbers being not there so here take this
| SCP Number | Rating | Comments | Created |
|---|---|---|---|
| SCP-7084 | 178 | 28 | 01 Jun 2023 18:59 |
| SCP-8790 | 140 | 31 | 21 Dec 2024 15:09 |
| SCP-7345 | 136 | 30 | 31 Mar 2023 00:52 |
| SCP-6289 | 135 | 27 | 03 Jun 2023 18:37 |
| SCP-5796 | 105 | 25 | 01 May 2023 20:29 |
| SCP-6825 | 96 | 18 | 09 Nov 2023 16:02 |
| SCP-1305 | 90 | 26 | 28 Jun 2024 21:35 |
| SCP-8380 | 89 | 44 | 05 Oct 2024 17:00 |
| SCP-8221 | 88 | 22 | 02 Apr 2025 00:43 |
| SCP-8420 | 88 | 25 | 15 Feb 2024 14:12 |
| SCP-6862 | 83 | 15 | 15 Nov 2023 02:23 |
| SCP-6160 | 81 | 10 | 12 Jun 2024 01:01 |
| SCP-7973 | 75 | 18 | 22 Jun 2023 00:56 |
| SCP-7155 | 62 | 21 | 30 May 2023 00:43 |
| SCP-6356 | 57 | 17 | 05 Dec 2023 15:21 |
| SCP-6718 | 56 | 14 | 23 Oct 2023 01:16 |
| SCP-7640 | 46 | 19 | 21 Aug 2023 16:22 |
| SCP-5315 | 42 | 10 | 18 Dec 2023 23:20 |
| SCP-7825 | 41 | 12 | 09 Feb 2025 19:37 |
| SCP-7362 | 41 | 5 | 25 Aug 2023 17:05 |
| SCP-6294 | 41 | 8 | 12 Jun 2023 18:52 |
| SCP-7921 | 41 | 10 | 11 Feb 2023 16:26 |
| SCP-7619 | 36 | 14 | 02 Jul 2023 23:43 |
| SCP-8762 | 33 | 21 | 19 Jul 2024 17:36 |
| SCP-7799 | 33 | 10 | 03 Oct 2023 21:30 |
| SCP-7230 | 29 | 15 | 19 May 2023 13:29 |
| SCP-8990 | 27 | 6 | 11 Mar 2024 17:54 |
the tales
| Tale name | Rating | Comments | Created |
|---|---|---|---|
| Deny, Delay, Depose | 95 | 22 | 07 Dec 2024 19:58 |
| Daisies, Death, and Dysphoria | 75 | 127 | 06 Aug 2024 01:37 |
| One Hundred And Fifty Thousand | 67 | 19 | 05 Mar 2024 01:19 |
| Scarlet King Flow | 55 | 49 | 18 Apr 2025 22:57 |
| scatterbrained. | 55 | 13 | 22 Aug 2024 16:33 |
| The Son You Love | 51 | 10 | 01 Aug 2024 04:22 |
| Open Water | 43 | 9 | 20 Feb 2025 22:53 |
| VILE | 39 | 5 | 22 Dec 2023 18:24 |
| It Will All Be Okay | 39 | 7 | 23 May 2023 14:22 |
| Heading Off to Bed | 38 | 5 | 25 Jul 2024 02:58 |
| in her arms, | 38 | 7 | 04 Jul 2024 22:51 |
| Freefall | 31 | 4 | 03 Dec 2024 20:30 |
| Moonlight, My Dear | 13 | 3 | 29 Jul 2024 19:55 |
| claustrophilia | 8 | 6 | 04 Apr 2025 20:12 |
| Goi Format | Rating | Comments | Created |
|---|---|---|---|
| OPEN LETTER TO US GOVERNMENT | 22 | 19 | 23 Jan 2025 20:58 |
get outta town buster. anyways to the funny
| ITEM: SCP-epic | LEVEL 420/epic |
| CLASS: sexy as fuckkkk | unrestricted |
Bonjour
It's TroutMaskReplica. Or Tim. Or whatever you wanna call me, i don't give a daMN.
Ǝxɔυƨɘ tʜɘ mɘƨƨ tʜɒt tʜiƨ qɒϱɘ iƨ, it'ƨ mɘɒnt to dɘ liʞɘ tʜɒt.
She/They/It pronouns. respect them.
hey there, you left me on read haha~
Hi, welcome to an intermission. Let's hope you weren't too alarmed by the malarkey going on upstairs. I will say, though, I think every child should be taught every slur in the dictionary so they can avoid saying them in the future. Sure, some might say that is quite the controversial solution to an almost non-existent problem, but do I care? No, not at all.
That being said, here are all the slurs I can name at the top of my head.
i vandalized trouts page muhahaha now check out my authorpage sus
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bethany
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💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃shrug
The SCP Wiki can be divided into three classes,
my lawyer has advised me not to keep going
- $ syntax error near `{$amt})` syntax error near `{$amt}) - `,10000000 0 0 syntax error near `{$amt}) % `,10000000 0 0 syntax error near `{$amt}) % `,10000000 0 0 syntax error near `{$amt}) % ` syntax error near `{$amt})` raised of - $ syntax error near `{$goal})` syntax error near `{$goal}) -`,10000000 0 0 syntax error near `{$goal}) %`,10000000 0 0 syntax error near `{$goal}) %`,10000000 0 0 syntax error near `{$goal}) %` syntax error near `{$goal})` goal!
hey here's the module again
My mom said you can upvote my articles if it's okay with your mom 🥺
- SHIT I'VE MADE
- TOTALLY REAL QUOTES FROM OTHER AUTHORS
- MAKING AN SCP OF EVERY CLASS. EVERY. CLASS.
- art more like fart
- HOW TO CONTACT ME
- the numbahs
SCP-7921
AKA "The Gift From God"
My first article. This took me way too much fuckin' time to put together. I'm glad it did well, and the photo was drawn by me. It originally had the original logo but i had to change it because that isn't CC. Drats.
Fun fact: They dipped a baby in a deep fryer
SCP-7345
AKA "Important, Attention Stealing Title!"
holy SHIT are offsets hard to make. it is because I am a chronic dumbass. This took way too long to do, but I'm happy it has so much positive reception!
Fun fact: This article only exists bc i am salty and hated that my two previous scps were bad. But I got over it.
trout WISHES she was this 😈😈
SCP-5796
AKA "But I'll Live, Unfortunately."
This made me sad when writing it. It made other people sad when reading it. It's about lesbian love, as I am a lesbian. Who craves for love.
Fun fact: The title is based on an ajj song.
SCP-6718
AKA "But if there's nothing on the other side?"
rewroten recently. nice
SCP-7230
AKA "Your Voice, as I Remember It"
Collab between me and cubeflix! I'm proud of what I put in, Cube is a fuckin' fantastic author.
My first ever tale. Written in a few hours in a manic state, posted after. I really love SCP-6999, so this is my love letter to it.
SCP-7155
AKA "unremarkable"
This one took me some time to get right, but I'm proud of it. generally unremarkable.
SCP-7084
AKA "I don't care who the IRS sends I am not paying taxes"
The title is from a clip from Dan Vs. This one is a silly format break and i stole the icon from Harry. Sorry, Harry.
Also, this is the dumbest thing ive ever made. taxes. it got +100
SCP-6289
AKA "THE WIZARD."
This is probably my favorite page I've made. Other people love it, I love it, it's great.
SCP-6294
AKA "Cold, Cold, Cold"
Chugwater! Collab between me and SYTYCFanon about the cold.
SCP-7973
AKA "Abnnormalization"
Expecting it to be +100. Its around +40. Sad! Still happy abt it…
SCP-7619
AKA "Ride the Waves With me, Dear.
:(
SCP-7640
AKA "Windows to Our Souls"
Collab between me and AwhRyan for Remixcon2023, remixing 6400.
SCP-7362
AKA "A Fatal Miscalculation"
Appliance war. All I'm saying about it.
SCP-7799
AKA "When I'm Gone and Afloat"
this one was a flop.
open to be rewritten, if anybody wants to go ahead and do that!
SCP-6825
AKA "the heavens above pierce us from below"
not a flop, proud of this one. the cool css thing only works on desktop, fuck mobile readers ig.
SCP-6862
AKA "Beatlemania 2: Keep on Beatlin'"
this one is a rehashing of an old, bad scp. now its good.
SCP-6356
AKA "Take my body away from me, not like I need it anymore."
gender (foghorn)
SCP-5315
AKA "Gastronomical Annex"
cold post. like freezer. food. restaurant.
TWINK ASS-SMACKING NETWORK
I need some [CONTENT THAT WOULD OTHERWISE MAKE THIS ADULT RATED REMOVED]
| today tmrw new zealand | me when ur mom | 🙏🙏🙏🙏cive was here |
TROUT MURDERED IN A CAR CRASH (RIP BOZO)
damn, who killed her? wait, who cares? B))))))))))
By Winston K. Boyle
😭😭😭😿
last tuesday, smth happened, smth bad.
scp author trout ass replica (aka known as tax evader, the no-grass toucher, the bitchless boatdweller, etc etc) was recently found face planted on the ground by her car some 20 miles from her place. evidence suggests that some based sigma male skibidi'd the lack of rizz outta her, causing trout to spontaneously combust and lead her vehicle into a ditch (bitch).
following a four second investigation, its been found out that the scrimblo bomblo behind the oopsie woopsie behind her fuckie wuckie is none other then lil goober noober itself (cat :3). interviews with the baby with the smol lil knitted hat has mainly boiled down to "literally deserved, get rekt, fire emoji fire emoji." survey says true, everyone else applaud and asked for an encore. this event will be reenacted as many times as possible so that all the world can see how trout ended up disintegrating into ash bc of some bibby tibby.
per trout;s wish, all her money and possessions have been given to the TSA (Tumblr Sexyman Association) in an effort to dissuade the people from sticking their gyatt out for the onceler for the fifteenth time this week. donate now if u want the world to just implode on itself, no number of prayers is enough for the betterment of humanity. hell is where we live and where we go, death is but a temporary step outside.
it should be noted that trout's cause of death was the deletion of all her articles reaching -100 in votes. actually beta moment right here, folks. thanks for reading.
lil goober
Okay i've been told a thousand times to make a curated list SO. here it is. you're welcome :heart:
Just tons of SCPs i really like
SCP-8000, The Seal of Approval
SCP-7000, The Loser (second favorite. Seal beat it.)
SCP-3309, Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away
SCP-7441, I fucking hate horses
SCP-2578, This Machine Kills Fascists
SCP-8004, The Life and Death of Vincent Bohart
SCP-4010, Attempt to look at what we accomplished
SCP-7626, Robbie Rigs Over the Universe Racing
SCP-3999, I am the Center of Everything that Happens to Me
SCP-5243, The Breach that Keeps On Breaching
SCP-8300, The Farewell, The Frame
SCP-7693, These Cows DEFINITELY Can't Go Moo
SCP-4645, Blackmailing Computer
SCP-7821, Luck of the House (Or Lack Thereof)
SCP-139, All Eyes on Lucian 👁️
SCP-6002, All Creatures Great and Small
SCP-3930, The Pattern Screamer
SCP-5618, The Dead End/The Placeholder
SCP-4755, When We Are Omnipotent
SCP-4690, Lieutenant Pinkerton gets Eaten Alive by Fucking Spiders
SCP-7324, you're worth it, i promise
SCP-0000: My Voluptuous Booty Cheeks
SCP-4991, >So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a shitpost.
SCP-4028, La Historia de Don Quixote de la Mancha
SCP-3939, {NUMBER RESERVED, AWAITING RESEARCHER}
SCP-5690, Professional Demonatrix
SCP-2112, The Meek Shall Inherent the Earth
SCP-001, The Ones That Got Away
SCP-6000, The Serpent, The Moose, and The Wanderer's Library
SCP-7400, Your Honor, League of Legends.
SCP-5377, OPEN YOUR JUNK MAIL IDIOT
SCP-6999, Nearer, My God, to Thee
SCP-7999, Meet Me in the Stars
SCP-6822, It's a Beautiful Day, Today
SCP-7791, //n e c c e s a r y e v i l//
SCP-4413, The End of Something Really Excellent
SCP-7419, Marianne Simmons Will Buy A Bagel At Wynnsbury's
SCP-4109, FINAL CONCLUSION: EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE
SCP-7399, Notice of Review by the Records, Archival, and Information Security Administration
SCP-8245, Anywhere, Anytime, You and Me (actual best article)
in case you forgot to upvote.
LIKE THIS SHIT? LETS SEE WHAT PEOPLE THINK!
you don't like those comments? okay well
1. go fuck yourself
2. fine. here's more comments, not even related to MY work!
in discussion Writing Help / Help: Questions Desk » Question about the draft critique forum
in discussion Site Announcements and Proposals / Proposals And Policy » Tag Suggestion Thread 4: An Approval For Crows
Tag Request: crewtime
Tag Type: Character
Description: Host of the Monthly Discussion: True Crime series and a major figure in the Parawatch community.
While they were created and are primarily written by stormbreath, crewtime has made enough appearances in articles by other authors to qualify for a tag of their own.
Appearances
- The Death Of AJ Fader by
stormbreath
- The Vanishing Of Nils Andreassen by
- Who Killed Silas Emerson? by
- Bigfoot Did It! by
- Flight 4145 by
pr0m37h3um &
- The Boltmann Ambush by
Rounderhouse
- An Impossible Murder by
- The Cold Cult Of The Yukon by
Yossipossi
- The Case Of Jacob Stourner by
Thekillerax
- Monthly Discussion: True Crime by
10 articles by 5 authors.
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » SCP-8982
And at least you can look at this one.
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » SCP-8982
No! Not 096! Dammit I tried to stay away from that one! Well thanks for the advice, I’ll tell my GF (she helped)
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » The staff of reality
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in discussion Staff Processes / Staff Policy Discussions » [DISCUSSION] Ongoing Bright Works Project
Forgive me for butting in. I agree that preventing future harm is vitally important, and to that end, I have some observations and suggestions of my own.
- AdminBright intentionally blurred the lines between his on-site persona and his fictional author avatar to push boundaries and normalize inappropriate behavior. While I appreciate that authors representing themselves with similarly-named avatars has a long history, I think this indulgence has aged very poorly, and it should be strongly discouraged going forward.
- I hesitate to say that AHT is a good disciplinary model for this community when it once counted AdminBright among its members, and he used it to conceal evidence of his wrongdoing. As I understand it, AHT is an administrative black box, and there is little-to-no accountability for the team's mistakes.
- Broadly speaking, I think we should re-evaluate AHT's powers and procedures to ensure it can't be leveraged against victims.
- More specifically, if there are any remaining members of AHT who worked directly with AdminBright, they should step down or be removed. They failed to uphold community trust and safety; there must be consequences for that, if there haven't been already.
- Despite procedural trappings like voting, staff is not actually a representative or democratic body. Staff members are not elected by the contributing userbase, nor are there any means for the userbase to officially express a lack of confidence in staff member(s) who are acting out. Right now, the only means of disciplining staff is an internal process that requires quorum — which, given the fact that there are 68 active staff members, is no easy feat. To remedy this, I suggest that there should be a formal mechanism for site contributors to raise concerns and "de-elect" staff.
- From an outside perspective, it appears that staff members are treated with greater leniency based on their seniority, popularity, or simply on the basis that they are part of the staff in-group. If we're going to prevent future Brights, I strongly believe it should be the other way around: since staff members have more structural power than the average user, they should be subject to additional scrutiny, restrictions, and harsher penalties when they fail to meet community standards.
- I know that in the past, various staff members have spammed users, over-promised Patreon deliverables to users, and posted pages that tacitly encouraged rule-breaking for entertainment purposes. In the rare instances that action was taken, it was in the form of new rules broadly applied to the userbase, rather than disciplining those specific offenders. This reluctance to discipline misbehaving staff is not conducive to community safety.
- Similarly, it appears that staff prioritizes decisions that make their own work easier, without considering deeper ramifications. As a specific example, I'd point to the "Deletion Self-Responsibility" discussion, which (unlike this thread!) was not open to public vote, and never acknowledged the likelihood of the Wiki being struck by (legitimate, justified) DMCA takedowns by authors who otherwise lack recourse.
- I strongly believe that the SCP Wiki needs to start consulting legal experts regarding site policy, discipline, copyright, and means of organization. With Wikijump on the horizon, staff cannot make the leap to a new, financially-independent platform as an ill-defined "community", compared to the formal structure afforded by a non-profit or LLC.
Please, fix your formatting. Also, post this to the Drafts Critique Forum before posting here.
Edit:
There is also the How To Write an SCP page, which contains a template you can use that should fix the formatting.
hola :3
in discussion Writing Help / Help: Ideas Critique » You never forget your first
Finally read the sandbox and… wow good shit.
I genuinely think that you wrote this pretty well, and the notice slowly appearing towards the end and turning everything red was just extremely well done.
Would love to see this one on the main wiki at some point.
your smile is beautiful
Just today I decided to read it and then at the end I saw the date… Fate?
Lovely and (bitter)sweet, I was hooked by that first transcript. I'm a sucker for innocent robots.
in discussion Staff Processes / Staff Policy Discussions » [DISCUSSION] Ongoing Bright Works Project
Like I said in the post above, I wasn't here when Bright got banned and joined recently.
Then this is an insane amount of grandstanding for something you don't have the full context of.
First of all, I mentioned this in practically all my posts on this discussion, the fact that you only presumably noticed it after this post baffles me.
Second of all, I am only posting in this discussion to offer ideas, sure, every idea was received horribly but we are only in Stage 1 of 8 in the road map. I was just offering ideas, sure, bad ideas but still ideas. I felt if I didn't at least reply to this discussion, I felt like I was turning a blind eye to this whole mess which considering it's about a guy with sexual fetishes of all people, I would rather not turn a blind eye.
Third of all, I, on behalf of all the new community members say that we don't know the full context! The most context we have is the Bright List Deletion Message as the only concrete information and context clues, I thought Bright just had a sexual fetish and was a pedophile; I didn't even know about the possession fetish until Tsercele mentioned it and I also find it concerning that they is the only one to mention it. I just am going to assume that every article of Bright has some sort of fetish involved in it on this forum. Eventually, we'll reach the voting part of the roadmap and the new people won't have full context; They can choose not to vote in that but the newer community deserves at least more detail about Bright's actions beyond 'he was an ex-admin predator and incorporated his fetishes in his articles.'
in discussion Writing Help / Help: Ideas Critique » Closed Thread (Not seeking greenlight)
Thank you for your advice, will revaluate my proposal.
in discussion Staff Processes / Staff Policy Discussions » [DISCUSSION] Ongoing Bright Works Project
Rewrite anything that needs to stay, make a contest out of it, smth like "Rewriting the past for a BRIGHTer future", and delete the rest. He is a stain on the community, and so many authors could rewrite his pieces, which, let's be honest, aren't that good, so much better.
Hi there, I'm Lutranae, but you can call me Otters. I'm not very smart:3
in discussion Staff Processes / Staff Policy Discussions » [DISCUSSION] Ongoing Bright Works Project
I’m tired of this at this point. I agree with everything Tsercele and Fish have said, and how they proposed it be handled. No rewrites, anything less than full deletion is unacceptable.
It isn't about what the community wants to see, more so what you want to write. Try to think of a fun or interesting concept to merge with this one to make it a bit more interesting.
Edit:
This also has kinda been done many times already. The first SCP that comes to mind when I think of "Fast moving SCP that looks weird" is SCP-096
hola :3
in discussion Writing Help / Help: Ideas Critique » Closed Thread (Not seeking greenlight)
First off, this is quite hard to read. Lots of sentences are either filled with grammatical errors or plain don't make sense. Secondly, SCP documents tend to be absolute in their writing. What does this mean? Well, they are meant to be scientific documents written to inform the reader of all known properties of the anomaly. They usually aren't written as if it was being spoken to the reader in a conversation. Some documents do this and get away with it, however, it is fairly hard to do it right without it coming off as weird, bad writing.
hola :3
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » SCP-8982
What would you like to see?
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » SCP-3087
With the vivid imagery here, I'm reminded of the song "Behind the Walls of Sleep" by the Smithereens. Good SCP entry.
Grammar can be the make-or-break for an article, so I would advise you to try to get that down. Overall, not too bad of a concept, I would suggest you read other articles by wiki veterans to get a better understanding of how the Foundation operates, especially towards fellow Foundation members, and new employees.
hola :3
in discussion Per Page Discussions / Per page discussions » BoneCandy’s Author Page
SCP Wiki snipers got em' 😔
hola :3
you ungrateful prick
page revision: 114, last edited: 03 Apr 2025 17:53
r. i think.
thank you to
winkwonkboi and 
AwhRyan for helping me make it look better :^)
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-1, not enough rating modules.
fine. just for you I'll add more.
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This is… acceptable. Remember kids, if you can see anything else, it’s not a real author page!
Could use another rating module
on it boss!
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I am sad, and there's not enough rating modules -1
Whoops
Fixed!
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Definitely one of the author pages of all time
PlaguePJP
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i'm madly in love with you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Street_Historic_District_(Baton_Rouge,_Louisiana)
^ check this shit out
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i'm enchanted by your mind
TroutMaskReplica
🦑
Downvoted, for the following reasons-
- Not enough Ori
- Not enough rating modules
- Because I felt like it
I expect better in the future. Tighten up.
Fine..fine I'll add more rating modules. I'll even add a REAL quote from you. Goober.
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I saw this article (this mighty fine article) some place on Reddit one day (you know how it goes) and Lude comes by with a massive wrench in his hand and he goes, “Hoss, what you reading there?” And I tell him what it is and he smiles and gives me a firm whack on the head with the palm of his hand and tells me the address of some party where everyone’s on X and so I ask him to leave and for once in his goddamn miserable life he does and I lock the barricades and I scrawl the rating modules on the wall and I press the plus button on all of them all of them because some nights in my dreams (or more accurately nightmares) I see the beastly face of TroutMaskReplica smiling up at me through the grates in my windows and I ask myself why I’m still here.
anyway please don’t kill my dog
your'e dog will live another day, square hulu..tch
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Add 16 rating modules and then i’ll upvote upvote