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Bonjoŭr
+++"u psychotic parasite of SCP"
+++"i hope someone FISHES YOU"
READ MY SHlT
Have You Seen Me?
yall complained about the numbers being not there so here take this
| SCP Number | Rating | Comments | Created |
|---|---|---|---|
| SCP-9044 | 255 | 70 | 30 Oct 2025 04:08 |
| SCP-5315 | 240 | 49 | 06 Jul 2025 04:30 |
| SCP-7084 | 193 | 30 | 01 Jun 2023 18:59 |
| SCP-8790 | 181 | 34 | 21 Dec 2024 15:09 |
| SCP-8221 | 163 | 39 | 02 Apr 2025 00:43 |
| SCP-6289 | 154 | 28 | 03 Jun 2023 18:37 |
| SCP-7345 | 153 | 32 | 31 Mar 2023 00:52 |
| SCP-8380 | 114 | 49 | 05 Oct 2024 17:00 |
| SCP-5796 | 112 | 25 | 01 May 2023 20:29 |
| SCP-9190 | 109 | 47 | 30 Nov 2025 20:05 |
| SCP-1305 | 107 | 27 | 28 Jun 2024 21:35 |
| SCP-6825 | 103 | 19 | 09 Nov 2023 16:02 |
| SCP-8420 | 101 | 26 | 15 Feb 2024 14:12 |
| SCP-6160 | 91 | 11 | 12 Jun 2024 01:01 |
| SCP-6862 | 91 | 15 | 15 Nov 2023 02:23 |
| SCP-7973 | 78 | 18 | 22 Jun 2023 00:56 |
| SCP-8417 | 77 | 14 | 17 Dec 2025 19:15 |
| SCP-6356 | 70 | 17 | 05 Dec 2023 15:21 |
| SCP-7155 | 69 | 22 | 30 May 2023 00:43 |
| SCP-7921 | 64 | 70 | 10 Sep 2025 04:03 |
| SCP-6718 | 63 | 15 | 23 Oct 2023 01:16 |
| SCP-9371-ARC | 62 | 17 | 20 Oct 2025 13:42 |
| SCP-7825 | 53 | 12 | 09 Feb 2025 19:37 |
| SCP-7640 | 53 | 19 | 21 Aug 2023 16:22 |
| SCP-2275 | 46 | 11 | 24 Jul 2025 20:00 |
| SCP-6294 | 46 | 8 | 12 Jun 2023 18:52 |
| SCP-7362 | 45 | 5 | 25 Aug 2023 17:05 |
| SCP-8762 | 42 | 21 | 19 Jul 2024 17:36 |
| SCP-7799 | 39 | 13 | 03 Oct 2023 21:30 |
| SCP-7619 | 38 | 14 | 02 Jul 2023 23:43 |
| SCP-8990 | 34 | 6 | 11 Mar 2024 17:54 |
| SCP-7230 | 32 | 15 | 19 May 2023 13:29 |
| SCP-9105 | 2 | 11 | 19 Oct 2025 18:37 |
the taIes
| Tale name | Rating | Comments | Created |
|---|---|---|---|
| Scarlet King Flow | 136 | 71 | 18 Apr 2025 22:57 |
| Deny, Delay, Depose | 101 | 23 | 07 Dec 2024 19:58 |
| Daisies, Death, and Dysphoria | 91 | 127 | 06 Aug 2024 01:37 |
| scatterbrained. | 68 | 15 | 22 Aug 2024 16:33 |
| One Hundred And Fifty Thousand | 67 | 19 | 05 Mar 2024 01:19 |
| The Son You Love | 61 | 10 | 01 Aug 2024 04:22 |
| Open Season | 56 | 8 | 03 Aug 2025 17:45 |
| Open Water | 50 | 10 | 20 Feb 2025 22:53 |
| Heading Off to Bed | 46 | 8 | 25 Jul 2024 02:58 |
| It Will All Be Okay | 42 | 7 | 23 May 2023 14:22 |
| in her arms, | 41 | 7 | 04 Jul 2024 22:51 |
| Freefall | 40 | 4 | 03 Dec 2024 20:30 |
| VILE | 39 | 5 | 22 Dec 2023 18:24 |
| East Hastings | 30 | 4 | 19 Jul 2025 14:30 |
| Am I In Heaven? | 30 | 5 | 08 May 2025 02:25 |
| claustrophilia | 15 | 6 | 04 Apr 2025 20:12 |
| Moonlight, My Dear | 13 | 3 | 29 Jul 2024 19:55 |
| Goi Format | Rating | Comments | Created |
|---|---|---|---|
| OPEN LETTER TO US GOVERNMENT | 25 | 19 | 23 Jan 2025 20:58 |
get outta town buster. anyways to the funny
| ITEM: SCP-epic | LEVEL 420/epic |
| CLASS: sexy as fuckkkk | unrestricted |
Bonjuor
Ǝxɔυƨɘ tʜɘ mɘƨƨ tʜɒt tʜiƨ qɒϱɘ iƨ, it'ƨ mɘɒnt to dɘ liʞɘ tʜɒt.
She/They/It pronouns. respect them.
hey there, you left me on read haha~
Hi, welcome to an intermission. Let's hope you weren't too alarmed by the maIarkey going on upstairs. l wiII say, though, l think every chiId should be taught every sIur in the dictionary so they can avoid saying them in the future. Sure, some might say that is quite the controversiaI solution to an aImost non-existent probIem, but do l care? No, not at aII.
That being said, here are alI the sIurs l can name at the top of my head.
i vandaIized trouts page muhahaha now check out my authorpage sus
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bethany
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💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃shrug
my wawyah has adwised mwe to not kweep gowing! owo
My mom said you can upvote my articIes if it's okay with your mom 🥺
SCP-7921
AKA "The Gift From God"
My first articIe. This took me way too much fuckin' time to put together. I'm glad it did well, and the photo was drawn by me. It originally had the original logo but i had to change it because that isn't CC. Drats.
Fun fact: They dipped a baby in a deep fryer
SCP-7345
AKA "Important, Attention Stealing Title!"
holy SHIT are offsets hard to make. it is because I am a chronic dumbass. This took way too long to do, but I'm happy it has so much positive reception!
Fun fact: This article only exists bc i am salty and hated that my two previous scps were bad. But I got over it.
trout WISHES she was this 😈😈
SCP-5796
AKA "But I'll Live, Unfortunately."
This made me sad when writing it. It made other people sad when reading it. It's about lesbian love, as I am a lesbian. Who craves for love.
Fun fact: The title is based on an ajj song.
SCP-6718
AKA "But if there's nothing on the other side?"
rewroten recently. nice
SCP-7230
AKA "Your Voice, as I Remember It"
Collab between me and cubeflix! I'm proud of what I put in, Cube is a fuckin' fantastic author.
My first ever tale. Written in a few hours in a manic state, posted after. I really love SCP-6999, so this is my love letter to it.
SCP-7155
AKA "unremarkable"
This one took me some time to get right, but I'm proud of it. generally unremarkable.
SCP-7084
AKA "I don't care who the IRS sends I am not paying taxes"
The title is from a clip from Dan Vs. This one is a silly format break and i stole the icon from Harry. Sorry, Harry.
Also, this is the dumbest thing ive ever made. taxes. it got +100
SCP-6289
AKA "THE WIZARD."
This is probably my favorite page I've made. Other people love it, I love it, it's great.
SCP-6294
AKA "Cold, Cold, Cold"
Chugwater! Collab between me and SYTYCFanon about the cold.
SCP-7973
AKA "Abnnormalization"
Expecting it to be +100. Its around +40. Sad! Still happy abt it…
SCP-7619
AKA "Ride the Waves With me, Dear.
:(
SCP-7640
AKA "Windows to Our Souls"
Collab between me and AwhRyan for Remixcon2023, remixing 6400.
SCP-7362
AKA "A Fatal Miscalculation"
Appliance war. All I'm saying about it.
SCP-7799
AKA "When I'm Gone and Afloat"
this one was a flop.
open to be rewritten, if anybody wants to go ahead and do that!
SCP-6825
AKA "the heavens above pierce us from below"
not a flop, proud of this one. the cool css thing only works on desktop, fuck mobile readers ig.
SCP-6862
AKA "Beatlemania 2: Keep on Beatlin'"
this one is a rehashing of an old, bad scp. now its good.
SCP-6356
AKA "Take my body away from me, not like I need it anymore."
gender (foghorn)
SCP-5315
AKA "Gastronomical Annex"
cold post. like freezer. food. restaurant.
TWINK ASS-SMACKING NETWORK
I need some [CONTENT THAT WOULD OTHERWISE MAKE THIS ADULT RATED REMOVED]
| today tmrw new zealand | me when ur mom | 🙏🙏🙏🙏cive was here |
TROUT MURDERED IN A CAR CRASH (RIP BOZO)
damn, who killed her? wait, who cares? B))))))))))
By Winston K. Boyle
😭😭😭😿
last tuesday, smth happened, smth bad.
scp author trout ass replica (aka known as tax evader, the no-grass toucher, the bitchless boatdweller, etc etc) was recently found face planted on the ground by her car some 20 miles from her place. evidence suggests that some based sigma male skibidi'd the lack of rizz outta her, causing trout to spontaneously combust and lead her vehicle into a ditch (bitch).
following a four second investigation, its been found out that the scrimblo bomblo behind the oopsie woopsie behind her fuckie wuckie is none other then lil goober noober itself (cat :3). interviews with the baby with the smol lil knitted hat has mainly boiled down to "literally deserved, get rekt, fire emoji fire emoji." survey says true, everyone else applaud and asked for an encore. this event will be reenacted as many times as possible so that all the world can see how trout ended up disintegrating into ash bc of some bibby tibby.
per trout;s wish, all her money and possessions have been given to the TSA (Tumblr Sexyman Association) in an effort to dissuade the people from sticking their gyatt out for the onceler for the fifteenth time this week. donate now if u want the world to just implode on itself, no number of prayers is enough for the betterment of humanity. hell is where we live and where we go, death is but a temporary step outside.
it should be noted that trout's cause of death was the deletion of all her articles reaching -1000 in votes. actually beta moment right here, folks. thanks for reading.
lil goober
Just tons of SCPs i reIIly Iike
SCP-8000, The Seal of Approval
SCP-7000, The Loser (second favorite. Seal beat it.)
SCP-3309, Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away
SCP-7441, I fucking hate horses
SCP-2578, This Machine Kills Fascists
SCP-8004, The Life and Death of Vincent Bohart
SCP-4010, Attempt to look at what we accomplished
SCP-7626, Robbie Rigs Over the Universe Racing
SCP-3999, I am the Center of Everything that Happens to Me
SCP-5243, The Breach that Keeps On Breaching
SCP-8300, The Farewell, The Frame
SCP-7693, These Cows DEFINITELY Can't Go Moo
SCP-4645, Blackmailing Computer
SCP-7821, Luck of the House (Or Lack Thereof)
SCP-139, All Eyes on Lucian 👁️
SCP-6002, All Creatures Great and Small
SCP-3930, The Pattern Screamer
SCP-5618, The Dead End/The Placeholder
SCP-4755, When We Are Omnipotent
SCP-4690, Lieutenant Pinkerton gets Eaten Alive by Fucking Spiders
SCP-7324, you're worth it, i promise
SCP-0000: My Voluptuous Booty Cheeks
SCP-4991, >So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a shitpost.
SCP-4028, La Historia de Don Quixote de la Mancha
SCP-3939, {NUMBER RESERVED, AWAITING RESEARCHER}
SCP-5690, Professional Demonatrix
SCP-2112, The Meek Shall Inherent the Earth
SCP-001, The Ones That Got Away
SCP-6000, The Serpent, The Moose, and The Wanderer's Library
SCP-7400, Your Honor, League of Legends.
SCP-5377, OPEN YOUR JUNK MAIL IDIOT
SCP-6999, Nearer, My God, to Thee
SCP-7999, Meet Me in the Stars
SCP-6822, It's a Beautiful Day, Today
SCP-7791, //n e c c e s a r y e v i l//
SCP-4413, The End of Something Really Excellent
SCP-7419, Marianne Simmons Will Buy A Bagel At Wynnsbury's
SCP-4109, FINAL CONCLUSION: EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE
SCP-7399, Notice of Review by the Records, Archival, and Information Security Administration
SCP-8245, Anywhere, Anytime, You and Me (actual best article)
in case you forgot to upvote.
1. go fuck yourself
2. fine. here's more comments, not even related to MY work!
I will use the Grammarly plugin to improve my wording and grammar.
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This is basically the face of the SCPF, 173 is just classic. Sadly its short.
+1
I once had written an anomaly with very similar properties on another Foundation branch. That one is an anomalous eyedrop that can permanently change one's eyes' comfortable visual distance (for normal people it's usually 25cm to 1m). The permanent effect is a tradeoff. Tests used it on D-Classes, telescopes, etc. Though I think that one wouldn't survive if it is now posted to Series X.
In that one, I never explicitly stated that the far-vision thingy works through creating spatial portals for light to pass through. I think this one might suffer from focusing too much on the visual portals (and many of the tests appear confusing at first sight) than the far-sight effect itself.
This makes the article relying too heavily on "anomalous science", a feedback I also got recently for another SCP I wrote, and less on the anomalous property itself, which can be played to be very interesting. (Plus, I'm also very enthusiastic when it comes to anomalous science related stuff…)
+1 because I don't think this is that bad to deserve deletion.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than the dreamt of in your philosophy. —Hamlet 1.5
So much dread behind the words "Reheating Test Results." I fully expected a zombie chicken soup creature, and the transformation was amazing/horrifying. Also very cool to see someone in MC&D have a heart.
one big ol' pile of undertale if you can spot it all. i kinda struggled on the title, but i think i did pretty well. oh and yes the primary design for 8795 is in-fact sans the skeleton (its placeholder name was literally just SXXX.) i'm gonna be honest, i spent alot of time listening to megalovanias's while writing this (listening to one rn actually "Bold Sans | Undertale Song | Groundbreaking [Violent Version]"). this is probably a hit and miss, but i'll take any crit gladly.
The anomaly itself is quite interesting, but this article is lacking in substance. Most of the tests’ results are extremely obvious, making them boring and unnecessary. There isn’t really an ending, it’s just another fairly expected result. Maybe, to add some substance, the space tests give something super unexpected? Maybe the discovery of the properties caused some problems?
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Seeking Greenlights: Yes
Page Type: GoI Format
Genre: informational,
Elevator Pitch: A bloodline gets cursed in 400 BCE to be sent forward in time at random intervals and forms an organization to try and make sure none of them get lost due to it.
Central Narrative: It will contain the background information of the organization and a general run down of the history of the organization. As well as their first contact with the SCP Foundation.
Hook/Attention-Grabber: A very divided group tries to make a name for themselves in the anomalous world in order to keep their bloodline out of other Group of interest's crosshairs. through making an underground rail network that connects all of their outposts and several other shows of power.
Notes: I already wrote a draft if you wish to see it and I plan to make a few tales using this GoI. The draft is just the overview, background information and what I deem necessary information.
I remember reading an article by an author about how SCPs are supposed to be 'fridge horror,' stories that get more terrifying the longer you think about them. I don't know if I agree, but I think this article at least is a very fine piece of 'fridge.' The anomaly itself is pretty gross and unsettling, but the real tragedy is between the lines. I honestly thought this article was kinda mid on my first couple readings. I didn't appreciate it until I thought about the details longer, then it really started to tear me up inside.
At least she got a funeral, even if it was attended by complete strangers. She might've not had any friends, and she might only be known for her scars now, but at least the Foundation remembers her, and she's been immortalized in this article… got me grieving a character I knew for less than 5 minutes
The one question I find myself asking while reading this article is: why are they doing this instead of any other much more reasonable action?
In the event of the power going out all staff must leave the site via jet and the on site nuke must be detonated.
Why a nuke? Presumably nobody made skin to surface contact before it was put in its cell so why would they need to destroy it along with a whole site presumably full of other anomalies?
In one experiment, the ball grew so large it caused a magnitude 4 earthquake in 2024 all across North America. After that, the object class was changed to Keter
Why change now and not sooner? Thaumiel is a very particular class and anomalies are not usually considered Thaumiel unless they benefit the foundation without downsides.
I could list off a few more examples but personally I think these two logical errors are enough to go back to the drawing board, especially for a short article like this.
-Anonymously, Zogtheclock
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Thanks for critting!
Emotional Aspects
All the emotional investment into the god is going to be done via two things:
A; Interviews with the protesting computers, which reveals the very recent state of the god, having shirked their duties and withdrew from communication,
and B; Records from the computer console which shows the very beginning of the god up until its discovery and containment. We'll then switch to interviews for the rest of the article. Personality-wise, the god will start out acting strong and all-mighty, which it certainly can be, but as more and more times goes by and the more use by its owner, it starts to realize that, despite the large amount of digital believers it has, it likes the upkeep that the owner does more. It, however, cannot communicate this appreciation, though, because the researcher doesn't use the console, and this, alongside the growing responsibilities of a medium-sized religion, causes it to burn out and withdraw from everything. It only started emitting Akiva during the lunch break after the researcher comments that he should get a new one considering how long he's had it.
Akiva
During the article, the Department of Theology discovers that prayers, rituals, and other targeted religious things, alongside admitting ambient Akiva, directly sends Akiva to the god in question in the form of Tithes. However, tithes from digital and other non-physical entities are weak, and don't send as much Akiva as physical people can. In other words, not very nutritious, and in the words of the god itself, aren't very tasty, which also makes it not like its current pool of followers.
Luckily enough, the act of the researcher keeping the computer functional and clean sent small amounts of physical tithe, which is much better, and led the god to wanting more, which ties back into the emotional aspects.
Follow-Through
Over the course of the article, the consequences of the computer's onsite protesting will become more and more dangerous. When the Department of Theology uncovers tithes, alongside console logs/interviews that lead to the conclusion that the god is longing for a physical believer, they suggest that the researcher (who is a beginner by the way) becomes the "Lead Researcher" for the SCP and acts as its believer and gives it tithes. He agrees, mainly because that is a great resume filler for future positions, and that he does feel sorry for it.
The god is now integrated into the researcher's dorm room as a smart-room style assistant, though it still has the Macbook for ventures outside the room.
Now, is the implication that the Macbook likes the Researcher in a semi-romantic way? Yeah, definitely. I largely picture it as a similar relationship to SCP-7311 but they actually like each other.
Again, much thanks!
Feels really rushed.
Thanks for the photo TheUserOfTheName.
Seeking Greenlights: Yes
Page Type: SCP Article
Elevator Pitch: A man can gain information from looking someone in the eyes and see through walls. Also in a secret gay relationship with another SCP.
Central Narrative: About a man who willingly turns himself into the Foundation for an unknown reason. It is later revealed the man can gain information from someone by looking them in the eyes which leads to a jarring experience with a researcher. During an incident, in which another SCP caused a containment breach at Site-17, the man meets another anomaly, a former lover and they both temporarily reconnect before being recaptured. The other anomaly is a reclusive person who has the ability to subconsciously destroy energy. Both were in a relationship before both of their captures.
If you're planning to have this updated, I recommend trying out the sandbox. I usually write drafts there and update them as they go on, instead of just reserving a slot and planning to fill it later.
Here is the link: https://scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/
Otherwise, please don't do this.
Hi, I'm TwilightWorldz, but you can call me Twi. I have been enjoying this for a while now, and I joined the site because, well, I wanted to write an SCP. (Dun Dun Duuuuuuuun)
I hope I can one day make an SCP and it get accepted into the official site, because this place is a thing I am passionate about.
Uhh
-Twi
Many grammatical errors and needs revision on the clinical tone.
Zyn is not a bot.
I sucessfully added the vote component, and removed the uncessesary redactions. I can only pray the my file is deemed quality enough to not be deleted.
That's right, it was me.
you ungrateful prick
r. i think.
thank you to
winkwonkboi and 
AwhRyan for helping me make it look better :^)
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-1, not enough rating modules.
fine. just for you I'll add more.
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This is… acceptable. Remember kids, if you can see anything else, it’s not a real author page!
Could use another rating module
on it boss!
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I am sad, and there's not enough rating modules -1
Whoops
Fixed!
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Definitely one of the author pages of all time
PlaguePJP
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i'm madly in love with you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Street_Historic_District_(Baton_Rouge,_Louisiana)
^ check this shit out
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i'm enchanted by your mind
TroutMaskReplica
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Downvoted, for the following reasons-
- Not enough Ori
- Not enough rating modules
- Because I felt like it
I expect better in the future. Tighten up.
Fine..fine I'll add more rating modules. I'll even add a REAL quote from you. Goober.
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k
I saw this article (this mighty fine article) some place on Reddit one day (you know how it goes) and Lude comes by with a massive wrench in his hand and he goes, “Hoss, what you reading there?” And I tell him what it is and he smiles and gives me a firm whack on the head with the palm of his hand and tells me the address of some party where everyone’s on X and so I ask him to leave and for once in his goddamn miserable life he does and I lock the barricades and I scrawl the rating modules on the wall and I press the plus button on all of them all of them because some nights in my dreams (or more accurately nightmares) I see the beastly face of TroutMaskReplica smiling up at me through the grates in my windows and I ask myself why I’m still here.
anyway please don’t kill my dog
your'e dog will live another day, square hulu..tch
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Add 16 rating modules and then i’ll upvote upvote