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Chez de Trotskyeet Presents:
A Multi-Course Prixe-fixe Showcasing Some Of The Most "Eh" Articles The Wiki Has To Offer (Roughly Organized By Length Along With Tangentially Related Musical Pairings):
Appetizer:
A fusion dish combining a neglected canon, and a secret Series 2 ingredient. [♬]
SCP-5642:."The Godfryer"
Fresh from the deep fryer! Topped with a smooth drizzle of comedy and just a dash of Mafia flair. [♬]
SCP-6215:."The Happiest Place On Earth!"
A multicultural shortform dry-aged for seven centuries. [♬]
First Course:
A baked screenplay served atop a bed of Broken Masquerade Canon, with shavings of body horror as garnish. [♬]
Twenty-seven almonds served with a side of Cool War™ sauce. [♬]
A modern take on a rustic canon. Mongolian beef marinated in Filipino spices served over hearty homage. [♬]
Second Course:
Eight Hundred and Thirteen Mile Car Trip:
Braised cow liver with a side of Logistics and Speed Demon-inspired action. [♬]
SCP-5572:."I Ain't No Skeleton's Son"
A collaboration with our friend Chef Asheworth at gastropub 120, fried comedy with a rich over-the-top action sauce, served with a large helping of skeleton puns. [♬] (obviously)
SCP-6789:."Return. Return. Return."
Another collaboration with our friends Chef Asheworth and Chef Isabi. A decadent SCP-6000 entry with a melted XK-Class scenario, and a garnish of alternate history. [♬]
Third Course:
GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS HUB:
Yet another 120 collaboration. Rich bone marrow served with peppery Fae cosmology set on a bed of decadent canon lore. [♬]
Dessert (Sharables):
Chocolate mousse with lemon reduction. Serves seventeen. [♬]
SCP-7272:."Iscatbul (Not Kotstantinople)"
"Spaghetti" covered in a light catnip sauce. Serves seven. [♬]
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