THE TROTSKYEET EXPERIENCE (Now In Color!)
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Hello, welcome to Trotskyeet's Author Page, do you have a reservation? Alright, just give me a moment…

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Perfect, if you'll just follow me, we've got a nice window seat for you there. Here's your menu, and just flag me down when you're ready to order, ok?

Chez de Trotskyeet Presents:

A Multi-Course Prixe-fixe Showcasing Some Of The Most "Eh" Articles The Wiki Has To Offer (Roughly Organized By Length Along With Tangentially Related Musical Pairings):

Appetizer:

The Body And Blood:

A fusion dish combining a neglected canon, and a secret Series 2 ingredient. []

SCP-5642:."The Godfryer"

Fresh from the deep fryer! Topped with a smooth drizzle of comedy and just a dash of Mafia flair. []

SCP-6215:."The Happiest Place On Earth!"

A multicultural shortform dry-aged for seven centuries.

First Course:

AmbroseInternational.pdf:

A baked screenplay served atop a bed of Broken Masquerade Canon, with shavings of body horror as garnish. []

Running Up A Bunch Of Stairs:

Twenty-seven almonds served with a side of Cool War™ sauce. []

Eight Hundred and Thirteen Mile Car Trip:

Braised cow liver with a side of Logistics and Speed Demon-inspired action. []

Second Course:

SCP-5572:."I Ain't No Skeleton's Son"

A collaboration with our friend Chef Asheworth at gastropub 120, fried comedy with a rich over-the-top action sauce, served with a large helping of skeleton puns. [] (obviously)

SCP-6789:."Return. Return. Return."

Another collaboration with our friends Chef Asheworth and Chef Isabi. A decadent SCP-6000 entry with a melted XK-Class scenario, and a garnish of alternate history.

Dessert:

The Bathrooms Wiki:

Chocolate mousse with lemon reduction. Serves seventeen. []






















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