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Chez de Trotskyeet Presents:

A Multi-Course Prixe-fixe Showcasing Some Of The Most "Eh" Articles The Wiki Has To Offer (Roughly Organized By Length Along With Tangentially Related Musical Pairings):

Appetizer:

The Body And Blood:

A fusion dish combining a neglected canon, and a secret Series 2 ingredient. []

SCP-5642:."The Godfryer"

Fresh from the deep fryer! Topped with a smooth drizzle of comedy and just a dash of Mafia flair. []

SCP-6215:."The Happiest Place On Earth!"

A multicultural shortform dry-aged for seven centuries. []

First Course:

AmbroseInternational.pdf:

A baked screenplay served atop a bed of Broken Masquerade Canon, with shavings of body horror as garnish. []

Running Up A Bunch Of Stairs:

Twenty-seven almonds served with a side of Cool War™ sauce. []

Governed On Horseback:

A modern take on a rustic canon. Mongolian beef marinated in Filipino spices served over hearty homage. []

Second Course:

Eight Hundred and Thirteen Mile Car Trip:

Braised cow liver with a side of Logistics and Speed Demon-inspired action. []

SCP-5572:."I Ain't No Skeleton's Son"

A collaboration with our friend Chef Asheworth at gastropub 120, fried comedy with a rich over-the-top action sauce, served with a large helping of skeleton puns. [] (obviously)

SCP-6789:."Return. Return. Return."

Another collaboration with our friends Chef Asheworth and Chef Isabi. A decadent SCP-6000 entry with a melted XK-Class scenario, and a garnish of alternate history. []

Third Course:

GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS HUB:

Yet another 120 collaboration. Rich bone marrow served with peppery Fae cosmology set on a bed of decadent canon lore. []

Dessert (Sharables):

The Bathrooms Wiki:

Chocolate mousse with lemon reduction. Serves seventeen. []

SCP-7272:."Iscatbul (Not Kotstantinople)"

"Spaghetti" covered in a light catnip sauce. Serves seven. []






















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