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Harry bullies the wiki by posting a steady flow of quality.
PedagonPedagon speaking half-truths
people just really like 5-headed lesbian god dragon girlfriend, maybe
EstrellaYoshteEstrellaYoshte speaking full truths
Harrylvabk hust writes good s fyzg-8
RallistonRalliston speaking Rallistonese
Too wordy / Too coherent
GremlinGroupGremlinGroup speaking in verse
Despite what's in his name, his head is anything but blank. Trust me, I speak from experience
Nickthebrick1Nickthebrick1 speaking from experience
roasted by saying we good friend
Buddy speaking pseudocoherently
Get lost you turds
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Portrait of the artist as a disembodied expression of generalized disapproval

Harry Blank is many things, to many people. To some he's an obscure internet writer they've never heard of, and they only know that much because they looked it up after you asked.

Aaaaaand I'm tapped.

In the real world, assuming it still exists, I'm a PhD student and occasional university course instructor. I'm an historian! That is probably evident in the stuff I've written. I'm also from Canada! (I guess you can't say "from" when you're almost never not there, though, can you? Then again, I just did!)

- actually looks himself up -

Oh, hey, I'm a politician from Québec apparently! That's cool, I hope I'm good at it.

I adore words. I think a well-crafted sentence, with proper flow and some bitchin' word choice, is a thing of almost pornographic beauty. For that reason my articles so far have absurdly-long edit histories as I keep thinking of better ways to say things which were already said perfectly acceptably weeks ago.

I also adore all of you. You are all cool, special, and good at what you do. Your differences are what make us as a species better, stronger, faster than it was before! What was I saying? Oh, right, don't let the 'ists and the 'phobes get you down. All the shitheels who can't stand people not being the same as them are gonna end up in the dustbin of history with the original Nazis, and you can trust me on that; I help write the history books.

…in Canada, admittedly, but Canada is at least partially real world-adjacent.

Oh, yeah, I've got OCD.1 So try not to be surprised when you notice how many hundreds of revisions my sandboxes and articles have.

I also have an art page and a canon!

My first SCP novel, Bury the Survivors, is available on Amazon in ebook and paperback format! It contains scenes of graphic violence and sexual situations inappropriate for younger readers.

Harry's Containment Class Tally!

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Estrella's Cool Badges!

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