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Here's Some Stuff I Wrote
SCPs
SCP-4059 — "The Jersey Devil"
SCP-3741 — "The World Is Your Oyster"
SCP-3272 — "It's Rainin' Men, HALLELUJAH!"
SCP-2410 — "We Are Beary Sorry" — Cowritten with Naepic and
Crashington
SCP-4596 — "A Farm Upstate" — Bright's Challenge Attempt
SCP-5006 — "Trust No One" — Cowritten with RockTeethMothEyes — SCP-5000 Contest Entry
SCP-5153 — "The Meteor Who Cried Wolf" — 144-Hour Jam Contest 2 Entry (Theme 1: Explosions)
SCP-5154 — "Voodoo Child (Slight Return)" — Exquisite Corpse Contest Entry (Description)
Tales
Another Soul Joins The Halkost — Cowritten with Naepic — Collabcon 2019 entry
Package DXV-180294-217 — Cowritten with CrankyMonkey2 — End of Death
GoI Formats
Karcist Halyna Ieva, or The Mother Who Demands One's Toes — Cowritten with Naepic — Collabcon 2019 Entry
Now, Let's McTalk About 'Em
SCP Articles
My first article has a soft spot in my heart even though it's not my best work. I didn't even plan on writing for the site when I joined at the start of the SCP-4000 Contest, but after reading and critting a ton, I decided to try my hand at it. I'll get around to rewriting it one of these days.
Fun fact: Writing this article led to me having to figure out that if a pregnancy was conceived on the first day of a full moon, you'd need to give birth exactly 265 days later in order for the baby to also be born on the first day of a full moon, nine months later.
My second article, the idea for this started as a simple "be careful what you wish for" type object until Modern_Erasmus pointed out that the anomaly could be used to control information. Thus gave birth to these Thaumiel-class oysters. This one came out pretty naturally and I wrote the bulk of it over just about two days.
Fun fact: This article was added to the War On All Fronts canon when Stormbreath read it more than two weeks after posting, all thanks to my crosslink with an ICSUT GoI format, which I picked in a sheer panic while PMing my fellow critters looking for a good article to use.
Never thought I'd be able to write a time travel article, but one day I had an idea about a time machine that isn't a spacetime machine, so it drops you off into the void of space. The idea grew from there and became what it is now. I'm very proud of this article, it's probably my best work yet.
Fun Fact: This article uses a listpages module to swap between iterations, and I had to teach myself how they work at 3am because my brain wouldn't rest until the damn skip was done.
This article has been in the making since before CollabCon, before I even had an author page. Originally, Crashington,
Naepic, and myself had two articles under our belt and were gonna race to make author pages, but then XilasCrowe suggested that we all just collaborate on a piece instead, and so we got together to start working on an article based on a simple concept I had kicking around: teddy bears with real innards. Cue 4ish months of us all being busy as hell and not knowing how to finish off the article, until one day, we just said fuck it, the thing needed finishing.
Fun Fact: Naepic and I discussed this article, as well as the general writing process that led to its production, on the Site-42 Podcast with TheeSherm.
This article was written for Bright's Challenge, meaning I came up with the idea, opened a new SCP slot edit box, wrote the thing, and then posted it all within 24 hours, without getting crit from anybody, and without writing anywhere other than the edit box of the page. Start to finish, it took me maybe 5 hours. Considering a spent a good bit of it dicking around and I took a break to eat dinner too, I think that's pretty damn good. Anyways, lots of kids are told that their old pets went to live on a farm upstate. What if they actually were?
Fun Fact: This idea started as a throwaway line to explain something to a user in #thecritters, then I mused that it would make a cool SCP. The user didn't wanna use the idea themselves so I decided to write it as a Bright's Challenge submission the same day.
This article was written for the SCP-5000 Contest as a collaboration between myself and my homie RockTeethMothEyes. We ended up placing 12th I think? Got us the 5006 slot. The drafting process was an absolute blast and RTME made for an excellent partner. Originally, we both kind of got stumped after the conprocs and description were written, since we really didn't have much of a narrative plan. We didn't even have our characters laid out beyond their names and positions, and we didn't know which one would be our tulpa in the end. We juggled our options, but ultimately settled on TSAT pulling the strings the whole time
Fun Fact: RTME and I have completely different headcanons for this article. He likes to think that TSAT himself was totally fooled by his own fabrications, and thus is unaware that he shouldn't even exist at all. I like to think that TSAT both knows and has rigged the game as best he can, though he doesn't know that the O5 Council is onto him.
This article was written for Theme 1 of the 144-Hour Jam Contest 2, which was "Explosions". I totally drew a blank for this theme and wasted basically all of the first day with an empty edit box. I settled on skippifying the Tunguska Event pretty early on, but had no clue what to do with it until the next day. I realized it would be a lot of fun for an anomaly to constantly bait-and-switch the SCPF until they got too relaxed with it, at which point it would come back to bite them in the ass, and so out fell this article.
Fun Fact: I wrote this article nearly 100% on my phone at work, got it critted on a single sandbox page, set up the listpages from my phone at work on the sandbox, then I posted it to the wiki as soon as I had access to a desktop. The whole process, start to finish (including interruptions to like… actually do my job) took like 7 hours or so, I'd say.
This article was written for the description portion of the Exquisite Corpse Contest. I got handed some fairly barebones containment procedures that had small details for me to latch onto for this article to bloom out from, such as mentioning that the object is manipulative. It took me the entire contest to figure out what I was going to do with this, and I ended up writing the bulk of it over two days while I was at work. This was also my first ever foray into La Rue Macabre, as I'd never read a single article involving it before writing this.
Fun Fact: The original image included with the containment procedures I was given was of an exhibit containing three skulls in a jar at Universal Studio's Harry Potter section, which the licensing team told me I was not allowed to use. I kept the spirit of the original, however, in choosing to use three voodoo dolls instead.
Tales
This article was written for the 2019 Collaboration Contest with my fellow butterfly and friend, Naepic. Being my first ever foray into writing prose, I was absolutely terrified to post this, but thanks to my partner and our critters, it's up on the site and doing pretty well.
Fun Fact: I wrote my portion of the tale while working a 16 hour overnight shift at work, in Notepad because I didn't have access to the WiFi on my laptop, the day the posting period ended for the contest. It was critted and posted that same day.
This was the result of a failed collaboration with CrankyMonkey2. We originally had an SCP draft that stagnated during the critique process, but a few months later, they hit me up to try again on a new idea.
Fun Fact: The concept itself was originally just a grimdark story about factory workers being used to produce steel, until critters pointed out that 217 doesn't work nearly fast enough to rival the 2 billion tons of steel made every year. So instead, this ended up in End of Death, with immortal people stuck as cogs in a literal machine.
GoI Formats
This article was also written for the 2019 Collaboration Contest with my fellow butterfly and friend, Naepic. The tone of Serpent's Hand writing was very difficult for me to nail, as I'm more of a science guy. The purple prose felt so cheesy to me that I really did have to force it out at times. Writing footnotes was fun though, and ultimately, so was the overall experience.
Fun Fact: The image for the article and its associated caption were all picked literally hours before posting by Naepic. The connection to Scylla was completely contrived and never was once thought of, yet it fit perfectly, being an enemy of the Greeks and having powerful tentacles instead of legs. Naepic pulled that out of his ass and it was goddamn fantastic.
ADSGJKHQPEFJKDBGFN I HAVE FANART NOW?!?!?!?!
UncertaintyCrossing is awesome and made this fantastic drawing of SCP-2410 "We Are Beary Sorry". Check it out and give him some love!
Nykacolaquantum does not match any existing user name wrote a pretty funny Parawatch tale about the best mama for N_Aepic_Fael does not match any existing user name for the 2019 Holiday Gift Exchange! You can read it here:
Today I Fucked Up by getting a book from the Library
Oboebandgeek99 literally dedicated all 6 days of the 144-Hour Jam Contest 2 to Toe Mama. Here's what they came up with.
- A tale from the perspective of GAW finding out about the events of Another Soul Joins the Halkost
SCP-5591: Easy-Fake Oven
- An SCP about a collab between Toe Mama and Sugarcomb Confectionery, shenanigans ensue
- And lastly a whole fucking song about MWDOT! This one really blew me the hell away, like GODDAMN.
Who is McB and why is he Mighty?
I'm a 23-year-old university bio student who wants to become a high school teacher. Other things I do include:
- Playing guitar and heavy vocals
- Going to shows
- Catching guitar picks at said shows (seriously, ask me, I have a good collection going)
- Petting cats
- Drinking whiskey and gin
- Working security
- Being a wiki moderator who does a little bit of everything
- Running seminars and guide rewrites
- Actually writing for SCP in my 5 minutes of free time
Last Will and Testament
If I Disappear
In the event that I have disappeared off of the wiki and IRC for a period longer than 6 months without any notice or updates, I entrust the curation of my solo articles to taylor_itkin and my collaborative articles with their respective co-authors.
If Anybody Needs Me
In the event that somebody on the wiki needs me and I am not responding to Wikidot PMs or IRC, taylor_itkin has my personal cell number and various staff members have me on Discord.
Some Useful Pages
My Sandboxes
McB's Topiary Hub
KaktusKontainer Hub
Staff Resources
MAST Guide Update Hub
Seminar Team Sandbox
McB's Crit Team CopyPasta
Seminar Notes
Seminar Hub
McB's Staff Accomplishments Sandbox
Orientation Seminar Lesson Plan
Young and Under 30
The bold denotes a patch that I own and have put on my battle vest. Maybe when it's done I'll put a picture of it up on here.
Rock
- Chris Daughtry
- Bon Jovi
- Rob Zombie
- Godsmack
- Rival Sons
- Black Sabbath
- Panic! At The Disco
- Weezer
- Rest, Repose
- Nuno Bettencourt
- Zakk Wylde
- Yngwie Malmsteen
Prog
- TesseracT
- Meshuggah
- Drewsif Stalin
- Tosin Abasi
- Steve Vai
- The Contortionist
- Haken
- The Devin Townsend Project
Thrash and Punk
- Megadeth
- Metallica
- Slayer
- The Home Team
- Every Time I Die
- Freeze MF
Extreme Metal
- Behemoth
- Lamb of God
- Nekrogoblikon
- Amon Amarth
- Ingested
- Suffocation
- I AM
Genres ending in -core
- Miserable By Nature
- Sinking Monroe
- Issues
- Wage War
- Ice Nine Kills
- Hatebreed
- Unearth
- Chelsea Grin
- While She Sleeps
- Thy Art Is Murder
- Architects
- Shadow of Intent
- Kublai Khan
- Despised Icon
- Left to Suffer
- Hunt the Dinosaur
- BroJob
- Dealer
- Orthodox
- Varials
- Spite
Rap and Hip Hop
- Jayden Smith
- Tyler, The Creator
Keeps Track of Edits and Comments
This was ripped from MaliceAF, who ripped it from Tufto, who ripped it from Mortos.
SCPs:
| Item # | Rating | Last Comment | Last Edit | Created |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| SCP-4059 | 97 | Maxyfran73 | Jerden | 16 Jan 2019 23:35 |
| SCP-3741 | 178 | Zyn | TheMightyMcB | 08 Feb 2019 05:59 |
| SCP-3272 | 301 | NickNirus | Vivarium | 11 Sep 2019 19:38 |
| SCP-2410 | 267 | GreenRaven | Naepic | 18 Oct 2019 16:50 |
| SCP-4596 | 106 | TheMightyMcB | hungrypossum | 13 Dec 2019 02:36 |
| SCP-5153 | 205 | Quostin | Aftokrator | 10 Mar 2020 19:58 |
| SCP-5154 | 116 | gaeriefire | Jerden | 21 Jun 2020 19:32 |
Tales:
| Title | Rating | Last Comment | Last Edit | Created |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Another Soul Joins The Halkost | 65 | TheMightyMcB | TheMightyMcB | 01 Jul 2019 03:00 |
Other Various Pages:
| Title | Rating | Last Comment | Last Edit | Created |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| TheMightyMcB's Author Page | 52 | Crashington | TheMightyMcB | 06 Jul 2019 04:22 |
| Required Reading Hub | 36 | YellowISlol | Ralliston | 23 Nov 2020 03:57 |
Collab Pages Not Posted By Me:
| Title | Rating | Last Comment | Last Edit | Co-authored with |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Karcist Halyna Ieva, or The Mother Who Demands One's Toes | 147 | (user deleted) | Cerastes | |
| PACKAGE DXV-180294-217 | 74 | Carrington | TheMightyMcB | |
| SCP-5006 | 300 | jajastar9 | Jerden |
Cite this page as:
"TheMightyMcB's Author Page" by TheMightyMcB, from the SCP Wiki. Source: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/themightymcb-s-author-page. Licensed under CC-BY-SA.
For more information, see Licensing Guide.
Licensing Disclosures
Filename: bear.png
Name: SCP-2410
Author: UncertaintyCrossing
License: CC BY-SA 3.0
Source Link:
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Additional Notes: Crossing drew this after the posting of 2410, meaning it is derivative of a work already licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 and thus shares the same license.
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