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Containment Engineer Cole Dale's Log

Site-34 Engineering and Technical Service Department Home

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Head of the Engineering and Technical Service Department on Site-34. This is where I put things I need my crews to find. No, I am not IT, that's down the hall.

EDIT September 14th, 2018: Foundation file edited to reflect individual's new legal name.

EDIT August 17th, 2019: Individual resignation accepted. Foundation employment terminated. File discontinued.

EDIT December 11th, 2025: There's been another lapse of madness starting June 4th of this year. I've been around again, producing an absolutely deranged amount of drafts and absolutely no finished work. Contributing in the Secret Santa exchange for 2025 if nothing else.

Crew order requests

If you have an order and are on my crew, text me your request (some items will take longer to receive than others, so unless its an emergency, remember to order at least a week in advance). If you are not on my crew, leave your maintenance requests at the engineering office and I'll get to it.

-600 volt battery
-45 pounds of raw kale (on backorder from site-43)
-Iron ingots
-3mm wire connectors
-More 3D printer filament
-50 Titanium Ingots
-Rebar

Currently being delivered:
-16 iron A-type holding chambers for installation in new E-6 portion of L wing

Personal Filing list

Bold indicates notorious works and major projects.

2015:
-Shell Shock
-Flora

2016:
[None]

2017:
-Mitochondria
-SCP-2751 (Hydrophobic Dogs)
-Bad Dreams (Lolfoundation Hub)
-Loosen Up a Bit (Resurrection Hub)
-Major Tom
-Portraits Of Your Father
-Regarding Broken Levees

2018:
-To my staff
-The Trouble With Amnestics
-Second Date
-Ship in a Bottle Hub Page
-SCP-4231

2019:
-the happiest days of our lives (Shadowgraphy Prologue)

2020-2024:
[None]

2025:
-Here's a Beer, Now Show Me (Art exchange 2025 gift for Koscheiisms)

2026:
-Abatement Failure 1966 (On Guard 43 Hub)

Works In Progress and Other Sites
AO3
Personal Sandbox Site
Former Sandbox 1
Former Sandbox 2