SYNECDOCHE
(RESEARCH STATION SYNECDOCHE)
RELOAD REPORT
OVERSEER: []UNINTELLEGIBLE[]
LOAD TECH: Res. Jamie Roselyn
DEPARTMENT: Pataphysical Optics, Noospheric Imaging
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<Location irretrievable. Time irretrievable. Actions irretrievable.> Res. Roselyn: Sir. The image failed. []UNINTELLEGIBLE[]: Cause? Res. Roselyn: Semiotic collapse, Phyiscal-Abstract Recursion. Requesting clearance for reloading protocol. []UNINTELLEGIBLE[]: Diagnose first. Res. Roselyn: Understood. Will you assist? []UNINTELLEGIBLE[]: [Transcript recording errors while processing interview log, please contact your site's records liaison for more information.] <Local reality obliviates from 3rd dimension.> |
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PONI - SYNECDOCHE
Imaging Failure
ERROR CODE: 001
Physical Terminal: DISCONNECTED
Semio Terminal: DISCONNECTED
Noo/Info Terminal: DISCONNECTED
PLEASE CHECK STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY
Retrying snapshot in [5] seconds…
If this error appears after the 3rd attempted snapshot, please reload prior snapshot.
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<Terminal room hall area section. Time irretrievable. Actions irretrievable.> []UNINTELLEGIBLE[]: Retrieve final image. Res. Roselyn: Retrieved. []UNINTELLEGIBLE[]: Error origin? Res. Roselyn: Proximity "Thaumaturgy, Tired, Machine." []UNINTELLEGIBLE[]: Isolate and trace. Res. Roselyn: 934 results. 49 fresh connections. []UNINTELLEGIBLE[]: Focus on fresh. Search "destroy, engine." Res. Roselyn: Eight connections. []UNINTELLEGIBLE[]: Manually sort by probability. Widen connection searches. <Error. Automatic transcriber is unable to specify the amount of time passed. Please activate a Scranton Reality Anchor nearby if error reoccurs> Res. Roselyn: One likely connection found. []UNINTELLEGIBLE[]: Remove filters. Search for common factors. Res. Roselyn: Factor found. [ENTITY REMOVED] []UNINTELLEGIBLE[]: Retrieve coinciding pataspheric image. Res. Roselyn: Retrieved. []UNINTELLEGIBLE[]: Rewrite pataphysical outcome. Erase [ENTITY REMOVED] and ensure Foundation retrieves the ontokinetic engine. Res. Roselyn: Rewritten to specifications. Confirm rewrite. []UNINTELLEGIBLE[]: Confirm. Save and load rewritten snapshots. Res. Roselyn: Loaded. Imaging. <Five-esque minutes pass> Res. Roselyn: Imaging success. Error reverted. []UNINTELLEGIBLE[]: You are excused. |
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PONI - SYNECDOCHE
Snapshot Success
Physical Terminal: CONNECTED
Semio Terminal: CONNECTED
Noo/Info Terminal: CONNECTED
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY @ 100%
Reloading Protocol Report has been filed and saved.
Related Materials
| A/V TRANSCRIPT - UIU - MTF BACKDOOR SOHO/8631 |
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FOREWORD: UIU police forces requested assistance from SCPF MTF units to engage an unknown hostile entity. The following is body camera footage from MTF Pi-1 "City Slickers" upon arrival at the scene. |
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<P1-α, β, and γ face an empty alleyway locked by a holographic thaumaturgic seal and are surrounded by UIU teams. P1-α brings a megaphone to their mouth.> P1-α: If you do not exit the alleyway and surrender, we hold the right to enter and arrest. Compliance will be rewarded. [ENTITY REMOVED]: Leave me alone! I-I'm so tired, please. Just— <pauses> Just let me have this! P1-α: Do you understand the consequences of what you are trying to do? You'll destroy everything! Nothing will be left if you go through with this. Command: You have clearance to enter. [ENTITY REMOVED]: Please, I'm so tired… <P1-α, β, and γ breach the seal and enter the alleyway. They pause for ten seconds, confused.> P1-γ: Command, please reconfirm mission objective. Command: Uh… Unsure, checking in with supervisor and UIU. <Five seconds pass.> Command: Objective is hostile entity engagement and disarmament. P1-α: No entities detected nearby, several thaumaturgic glyphs surround the area and are connected to a machine. Please advise. Command: Understood, changing objective. Object recovery and containment. Notifying the UIU and sending a containment team. Please vacate the space. |
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