the winkwonk page v2

she winked on my wonk till i boi.

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hey guys, welcome to my author page (the better version).

only a matter of time until i came back and actually redo some of this shit. uh, lets start with introductions

winkwonkboiwinkwonkboi is a user on the SCP wiki. He writes, he draws as well… uhm…

You know what? Let's just get into the main bit.

this

is

all

my

SHIT


SCP-5245 - Iceberg Impersonation

I sunk the Titanic.

SCP-5358 - Vlorschidia

WE ARE NOT A SCAM :)

SCP-6199 - King CalcaRuler: Ruler of the Calculators, Savior of its Kind, and a Legend for Years to Come.

The ruler of all calculators, yes.

SCP-6545 - Call Me a Dream Home

(Sighs) Hogwarts is in use.

SCP-4931 - "Tis But a Scratch."

None shall pass.

SCP-6039 - The Bearsitter

Bethany spends the recording cuddling the anomaly in her arms.

SCP-6306 - Happy New Years! Nothing Changed!

"As if you'd fulfill them anyway."

SCP-6895 - Sir Nicholas is Coming to Town

Wait, so you didn't believe in Santa?

SCP-6714 - For Duck's Sake!

Middle name Von, indeed.

SCP-6245 - Sweet Tooth Sammy

It's just an innocent and spectral child trick-or-treating.

SCP-2689 - Finding Percy

Eyeing on the… hm… the happy fish? Yeah, the happy fish.

SCP-7199 - Do Me a Favor and be Grateful for Yourself

I'm just so happy to be part of this community.

SCP-7245 - With Love, a Person Who Fucks up a Lot

I wasn't exempt from those flowers' properties; those were my feelings shot through the petals.

SCP-7538 - Punching Shark Center

Aw, you're such a gilljoy.

SCP-7735 - You Are Here, at the Start of a Moment, on the Edge of the World

Hm, I'll see you next time… Watts.

SCP-7657 - a swan in spring

Nothing about it makes sense, but it's just unfair.

SCP-7488 - anything for your eyes

This is the part where you cry.

SCP-7156 - i've been spelling it as rubix cube this whole time, since when was it called a fucking "rubik's" cube?

Oh… this is a carrot cake.

SCP-7816 - Why the Foundation Spent Their Entire Budget on Shark Plushies (or How I Got Assigned to Write About Blåhaj for a Second Time)

Whatever assumption you have about this… admittedly hyper specific department, you can throw them out.

SCP-8245 - Anywhere, Anytime, You and Me

I remembered middle school like it was yesterday.

SCP-3204 - Sorry, I just… I love it when you blush <3

Rhys, there are over 50 bullet points in this description.


(damn look at them numbers)1

Article Rating Comments Creation Date
SCP-6199 143 18 10 Jul 2021 14:36
#WettleAppreciationPost 140 25 05 Jan 2023 02:32
SCP-7538 123 22 16 Jun 2023 02:08
SCP-6714 107 16 06 Mar 2022 22:27
WINKWONK DOODLES 90 6 18 Jun 2021 12:13
SCP-8245 81 17 18 Feb 2024 22:55
SCP-3204 80 24 18 Jun 2024 01:44
SCP-6545 80 15 09 Sep 2021 04:04
SCP-6039 74 15 13 Oct 2021 10:42
SCP-7816 73 16 28 Dec 2023 22:54
SCiPTEMBER 2024 66 19 30 Aug 2024 21:10
SCP-6245 65 7 18 Mar 2022 03:58
SCP-2689 58 13 15 Apr 2022 20:43
SCP-7245 57 13 08 Jun 2023 15:02
SCP-6306 57 10 01 Jan 2022 15:50
SCP-5358 56 17 09 May 2021 22:16
Anomalous Entity Engagement Division Hub 55 4 23 Nov 2023 01:39
Anomalous Entity Engagement Division Orientation 55 9 19 Feb 2022 10:52
SCP-5245 51 10 18 Aug 2023 03:24
SCP-7488 47 18 18 Sep 2023 00:16
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quotes & shit2

winkwonkboiwinkwonkboi: wow, this author is so cool. everyone should read his stuff.

FlopmindFlopmind: Don't trust this idiot. Fish don't blink, and I'll never trust a fish that winks. Never again. Not after the wink sushi fiasco of '39

ParallelPotatoesParallelPotatoes: This guy sure is winking and wonking

ThatGuyThatTimeThatGuyThatTime: You, are, by far, the silliest goofiest mf I’ve ever seen. And you have my pity. And my pita. And my piss. It’s yours. Live with it.

cubeflixcubeflix: krispy kreme donut 🍩

MerehrabMerehrab: Do a flip

Diogene_sDiogene_s: I also want a quote

YardBirdMeYardBirdMe: AEED MORE LIKE WEED LOL GOTTEM

Miss LapisMiss Lapis: Hedvig

ErminustayErminustay: the game

braincellsplsbraincellspls: Quotez nutss

ashiningmoonashiningmoon: If you dare to write it I dare to draw it

ProblemPalProblemPal: "To be or not to be, that is the question" - Abraham Lincoln?

PS9K PS9K : No, I don't want a quote.

PrismalPrismal: quoth the raven, "caw"

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okay bye

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