she winked on my wonk till i boi.
hey guys, welcome to my author page (the better version).
only a matter of time until i came back and actually redo some of this shit. uh, lets start with introductions
winkwonkboi is a user on the SCP wiki. He writes, he draws as well… uhm…
…
You know what? Let's just get into the main bit.
this
is
all
my
SHIT
SCP-5245 - Iceberg Impersonation
I sunk the Titanic.
SCP-5358 - Vlorschidia
WE ARE NOT A SCAM :)
SCP-6199 - King CalcaRuler: Ruler of the Calculators, Savior of its Kind, and a Legend for Years to Come.
The ruler of all calculators, yes.
SCP-6545 - Call Me a Dream Home
(Sighs) Hogwarts is in use.
SCP-4931 - "Tis But a Scratch."
None shall pass.
SCP-6039 - The Bearsitter
Bethany spends the recording cuddling the anomaly in her arms.
SCP-6306 - Happy New Years! Nothing Changed!
"As if you'd fulfill them anyway."
SCP-6895 - Sir Nicholas is Coming to Town
Wait, so you didn't believe in Santa?
SCP-6714 - For Duck's Sake!
Middle name Von, indeed.
SCP-6245 - Sweet Tooth Sammy
It's just an innocent and spectral child trick-or-treating.
SCP-2689 - Finding Percy
Eyeing on the… hm… the happy fish? Yeah, the happy fish.
SCP-7199 - Do Me a Favor and be Grateful for Yourself
I'm just so happy to be part of this community.
SCP-7245 - With Love, a Person Who Fucks up a Lot
I wasn't exempt from those flowers' properties; those were my feelings shot through the petals.
SCP-7538 - Punching Shark Center
Aw, you're such a gilljoy.
SCP-7735 - You Are Here, at the Start of a Moment, on the Edge of the World
Hm, I'll see you next time… Watts.
SCP-7657 - a swan in spring
Nothing about it makes sense, but it's just unfair.
SCP-7488 - anything for your eyes
This is the part where you cry.
SCP-7156 - i've been spelling it as rubix cube this whole time, since when was it called a fucking "rubik's" cube?
Oh… this is a carrot cake.
SCP-7816 - Why the Foundation Spent Their Entire Budget on Shark Plushies (or How I Got Assigned to Write About Blåhaj for a Second Time)
Whatever assumption you have about this… admittedly hyper specific department, you can throw them out.
SCP-8245 - Anywhere, Anytime, You and Me
I remembered middle school like it was yesterday.
SCP-3204 - Sorry, I just… I love it when you blush <3
Rhys, there are over 50 bullet points in this description.
(damn look at them numbers)1
Article | Rating | Comments | Creation Date |
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SCP-6199 | 143 | 18 | 10 Jul 2021 14:36 |
#WettleAppreciationPost | 140 | 25 | 05 Jan 2023 02:32 |
SCP-7538 | 123 | 22 | 16 Jun 2023 02:08 |
SCP-6714 | 107 | 16 | 06 Mar 2022 22:27 |
WINKWONK DOODLES | 90 | 6 | 18 Jun 2021 12:13 |
SCP-8245 | 81 | 17 | 18 Feb 2024 22:55 |
SCP-3204 | 80 | 24 | 18 Jun 2024 01:44 |
SCP-6545 | 80 | 15 | 09 Sep 2021 04:04 |
SCP-6039 | 74 | 15 | 13 Oct 2021 10:42 |
SCP-7816 | 73 | 16 | 28 Dec 2023 22:54 |
SCiPTEMBER 2024 | 66 | 19 | 30 Aug 2024 21:10 |
SCP-6245 | 65 | 7 | 18 Mar 2022 03:58 |
SCP-2689 | 58 | 13 | 15 Apr 2022 20:43 |
SCP-7245 | 57 | 13 | 08 Jun 2023 15:02 |
SCP-6306 | 57 | 10 | 01 Jan 2022 15:50 |
SCP-5358 | 56 | 17 | 09 May 2021 22:16 |
Anomalous Entity Engagement Division Hub | 55 | 4 | 23 Nov 2023 01:39 |
Anomalous Entity Engagement Division Orientation | 55 | 9 | 19 Feb 2022 10:52 |
SCP-5245 | 51 | 10 | 18 Aug 2023 03:24 |
SCP-7488 | 47 | 18 | 18 Sep 2023 00:16 |
quotes & shit2
winkwonkboi: wow, this author is so cool. everyone should read his stuff.
Flopmind: Don't trust this idiot. Fish don't blink, and I'll never trust a fish that winks. Never again. Not after the wink sushi fiasco of '39
ParallelPotatoes: This guy sure is winking and wonking
ThatGuyThatTime: You, are, by far, the silliest goofiest mf I’ve ever seen. And you have my pity. And my pita. And my piss. It’s yours. Live with it.
cubeflix: krispy kreme donut 🍩
Merehrab: Do a flip
Diogene_s: I also want a quote
YardBirdMe: AEED MORE LIKE WEED LOL GOTTEM
Miss Lapis: Hedvig
Erminustay: the game
braincellspls: Quotez nutss
ashiningmoon: If you dare to write it I dare to draw it
ProblemPal: "To be or not to be, that is the question" - Abraham Lincoln?
PS9K : No, I don't want a quote.
Prismal: quoth the raven, "caw"
okay bye