hey guys, welcome to my author page (the better version).
only a matter of time until i came back and actually redo some of this shit. uh, lets start with introductions
winkwonkboi is a user on the SCP wiki. He writes, he draws as well… uhm…
…
You know what? Let's just get into the main bit.
this
is
all
my
SHIT
SCP-5245 - Iceberg Impersonation
I sunk the Titanic.
SCP-5358 - Vlorschidia
WE ARE NOT A SCAM :)
SCP-6199 - King CalcaRuler: Ruler of the Calculators, Savior of its Kind, and a Legend for Years to Come.
The ruler of all calculators, yes.
SCP-6545 - Call Me a Dream Home
(Sighs) Hogwarts is in use.
SCP-4931 - "Tis But a Scratch."
None shall pass.
SCP-6039 - The Bearsitter
Bethany spends the recording cuddling the anomaly in her arms.
SCP-6306 - Happy New Years! Nothing Changed!
"As if you'd fulfill them anyway."
SCP-6895 - Sir Nicholas is Coming to Town
Wait, so you didn't believe in Santa?
SCP-3169 - For Duck's Sake!
Middle name Von, indeed.
SCP-6245 - Sweet Tooth Sammy
It's just an innocent and spectral child trick-or-treating.
SCP-2689 - Finding Percy
Eyeing on the… hm… the happy fish? Yeah, the happy fish.
SCP-7199 - Do Me a Favor and be Grateful for Yourself
I'm just so happy to be part of this community.
SCP-7245 - With Love, a Person Who Fucks up a Lot
I wasn't exempt from those flowers' properties; those were my feelings shot through the petals.
SCP-7538 - Punching Shark Center
Aw, you're such a gilljoy.
SCP-7735 - You Are Here, at the Start of a Moment, on the Edge of the World
Hm, I'll see you next time… Watts.
SCP-7657 - a swan in spring
Nothing about it makes sense, but it's just unfair.
SCP-7488 - anything for your eyes
This is the part where you cry.
(damn look at them numbers)1
| Article | Rating | Comments | Creation Date |
|---|---|---|---|
| SCP-6199 | 114 | 16 | 10 Jul 2021 14:36 |
| #WettleAppreciationPost | 113 | 25 | 05 Jan 2023 02:32 |
| WINKWONK DOODLES | 84 | 6 | 18 Jun 2021 12:13 |
| SCP-3169 | 74 | 12 | 06 Mar 2022 22:27 |
| SCP-7538 | 72 | 16 | 16 Jun 2023 02:08 |
| SCP-6545 | 69 | 9 | 09 Sep 2021 04:04 |
| SCP-6039 | 66 | 13 | 13 Oct 2021 10:42 |
| SCP-6245 | 51 | 5 | 18 Mar 2022 03:58 |
| SCP-6306 | 51 | 8 | 01 Jan 2022 15:50 |
| SCP-5358 | 45 | 16 | 09 May 2021 22:16 |
| SCP-5245 | 42 | 9 | 18 Aug 2023 03:24 |
| SCP-7488 | 41 | 15 | 18 Sep 2023 00:16 |
| SCP-7245 | 40 | 10 | 08 Jun 2023 15:02 |
| SCP-7199 | 36 | 7 | 01 Aug 2022 03:41 |
| Anomalous Entity Engagement Division Orientation | 35 | 8 | 19 Feb 2022 10:52 |
| Something's Burning | 34 | 5 | 31 Jul 2023 07:24 |
| SCP-2689 | 33 | 10 | 15 Apr 2022 20:43 |
| SCP-7657 | 32 | 8 | 04 Sep 2023 00:18 |
| Critter Profile: Miss Cassandra! | 32 | 7 | 01 Aug 2021 14:40 |
| man overboard! | 28 | 9 | 16 Jul 2023 23:43 |
quotes & shit2
winkwonkboi: wow, this author is so cool. everyone should read his stuff.
Flopmind: Don't trust this idiot. Fish don't blink, and I'll never trust a fish that winks. Never again. Not after the wink sushi fiasco of '39
ParallelPotatoes: This guy sure is winking and wonking
ThatGuyThatTime: You, are, by far, the silliest goofiest mf I’ve ever seen. And you have my pity. And my pita. And my piss. It’s yours. Live with it.
cubeflix: krispy kreme donut 🍩
Merehrab: Do a flip
okay bye
