the winkwonk page v2

she winked on my wonk till i boi.

hey guys, welcome to my author page (the better version).

only a matter of time until i came back and actually redo some of this shit. uh, lets start with introductions

winkwonkboi is a user on the SCP wiki. He writes, he draws as well… uhm…

…

You know what? Let's just get into the main bit.

this

is

all

my

SHIT

da anomalies

SCP-5245 - Iceberg Impersonation

I sunk the Titanic.

SCP-5358 - Vlorschidia

WE ARE NOT A SCAM :)

SCP-6199 - King CalcaRuler: Ruler of the Calculators, Savior of its Kind, and a Legend for Years to Come.

The ruler of all calculators, yes.

SCP-6545 - Call Me a Dream Home

(Sighs) Hogwarts is in use.

SCP-4931 - "Tis But a Scratch."

None shall pass.

SCP-6039 - The Bearsitter

Bethany spends the recording cuddling the anomaly in her arms.

SCP-6306 - Happy New Years! Nothing Changed!

"As if you'd fulfill them anyway."

SCP-6895 - Sir Nicholas is Coming to Town

Wait, so you didn't believe in Santa?

SCP-6714 - For Duck's Sake!

Middle name Von, indeed.

SCP-6245 - Sweet Tooth Sammy

It's just an innocent and spectral child trick-or-treating.

SCP-2689 - Finding Percy

Eyeing on the… hm… the happy fish? Yeah, the happy fish.

SCP-7199 - Do Me a Favor and be Grateful for Yourself

I'm just so happy to be part of this community.

SCP-7245 - With Love, a Person Who Fucks up a Lot

I wasn't exempt from those flowers' properties; those were my feelings shot through the petals.

SCP-7538 - Punching Shark Center

Aw, you're such a gilljoy.

SCP-7735 - You Are Here, at the Start of a Moment, on the Edge of the World

Hm, I'll see you next time… Watts.

SCP-7657 - a swan in spring

Nothing about it makes sense, but it's just unfair.

SCP-7488 - anything for your eyes

This is the part where you cry.

SCP-7156 - i've been spelling it as rubix cube this whole time, since when was it called a fucking "rubik's" cube?

Oh… this is a carrot cake.

SCP-7816 - Why the Foundation Spent Their Entire Budget on Shark Plushies (or How I Got Assigned to Write About Blåhaj for a Second Time)

Whatever assumption you have about this… admittedly hyper specific department, you can throw them out.

SCP-8245 - Anywhere, Anytime, You and Me

I remembered middle school like it was yesterday.

SCP-3204 - Sorry, I just… I love it when you blush <3

Rhys, there are over 50 bullet points in this description.

tails, wait no, fuck-

Why Jones Marcel Should Be Employee of the Century

"What was that?" the warrior stated in a harsher tone.

Goodnight, Sweet Dreams

Her golden locks, her porcelain skin, dotted with a pair of emerald eyes, she was my baby angel.

Anomalous Entity Engagement Division Orientation

Feel free to take as many as you want. Just… leave some for the rest of us, alright?

In Kirby's Case: Series

Kirby Case was standing between the points of their career.

People Care, Dear

Come on in, it'll be alright.

Roses And Thorns

I sipped from what remained of its corpse in my hands before clenching my burning chest.

A Taste For Sore Eyes

I used to go outside. Now, I fear the sun pouring in every morning.

#WettleAppreciationPost

You deserve it after all the shit you've been through.

man overboard!

i am a captain, captain of the sea.

Something's Burning

Tastes like ember.

A Sinking Feeling

I can feel the light burning my porcelain skin.

In an attempt to feel something.

I murdered my owner in an attempt to feel something.

ur typical unrequited love

It started as a sensation.

gee oh ie 4 matt

Critter Profile: Miss Cassandra!

This loveable feline fellow here is our dear Miss Cassandra!

other shit

the winkwonk page v2

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

WINKWONK DOODLES

this is where my art is

7K DOODLES

doodles for 7k contest

SCiPTEMBER DOODLES

doodles for sciptember

Anomalous Entity Engagement Division Hub

this is for my department, the AEED B)

Caretaker Theme

yes, i made a theme

(damn look at them numbers)¹

Article	Rating	Comments	Creation Date
SCP-6199	143	18	10 Jul 2021 14:36
#WettleAppreciationPost	140	25	05 Jan 2023 02:32
SCP-7538	123	22	16 Jun 2023 02:08
SCP-6714	107	16	06 Mar 2022 22:27
WINKWONK DOODLES	90	6	18 Jun 2021 12:13
SCP-8245	81	17	18 Feb 2024 22:55
SCP-3204	80	24	18 Jun 2024 01:44
SCP-6545	80	15	09 Sep 2021 04:04
SCP-6039	74	15	13 Oct 2021 10:42
SCP-7816	73	16	28 Dec 2023 22:54
SCiPTEMBER 2024	66	19	30 Aug 2024 21:10
SCP-6245	65	7	18 Mar 2022 03:58
SCP-2689	58	13	15 Apr 2022 20:43
SCP-7245	57	13	08 Jun 2023 15:02
SCP-6306	57	10	01 Jan 2022 15:50
SCP-5358	56	17	09 May 2021 22:16
Anomalous Entity Engagement Division Hub	55	4	23 Nov 2023 01:39
Anomalous Entity Engagement Division Orientation	55	9	19 Feb 2022 10:52
SCP-5245	51	10	18 Aug 2023 03:24
SCP-7488	47	18	18 Sep 2023 00:16

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quotes & shit²

winkwonkboi: wow, this author is so cool. everyone should read his stuff.

Flopmind: Don't trust this idiot. Fish don't blink, and I'll never trust a fish that winks. Never again. Not after the wink sushi fiasco of '39

ParallelPotatoes: This guy sure is winking and wonking

ThatGuyThatTime: You, are, by far, the silliest goofiest mf I’ve ever seen. And you have my pity. And my pita. And my piss. It’s yours. Live with it.

cubeflix: krispy kreme donut 🍩

Merehrab: Do a flip

Diogene_s: I also want a quote

YardBirdMe: AEED MORE LIKE WEED LOL GOTTEM

Miss Lapis: Hedvig

Erminustay: the game

braincellspls: Quotez nutss

ashiningmoon: If you dare to write it I dare to draw it

ProblemPal: "To be or not to be, that is the question" - Abraham Lincoln?

PS9K : No, I don't want a quote.

Prismal: quoth the raven, "caw"

                     

okay bye

Footnotes

1. i am forever going to be conscious of this table.

2. hmu if u want a quote of ur own

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