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messiah impersonator
⁂spacejamarine
#OverheardAtDeer I tried to brew a love potion but i just created heartbreak-flavored LaCroix
- ECHOES 12
- HUMS 20
7:33 PM - 2 December 2021

SKELETON QUEEN
⁂necromanster
#OverheardAtDeer “i asked the campus oracle what my grades looked like and it said I should take up magic the gathering instead of magic the major”
- ECHOES 2
- HUMS 10
11:02 PM - 2 December 2021

Maxwell's Angel
⁂anarcolumnist
#OverheardAtDeer "we tried to conjure a djinn that would brew beer and it just handed us a smooth, hoppy lacroix"
- ECHOES 22
- HUMS 101
1:47 AM - 3 December 2021

Swedish Lighthouse Mafia
⁂ElectroDanceMagic
i was playing a set at #Deer & all my ⁂SorcerEnergy turned into peach lacroix wtf???
- ECHOES 5
- HUMS 17
2:09 AM - 3 December 2021

SorcerEnergy Beverages
⁂SorcerEnergy
⁂ElectroDanceMagic That sucks! Bring some of the transformed cans to our downtown HQ and we'll give you a replacement supply!
- ECHOES 19
- HUMS 32
9:07 AM - 3 December 2021

Legolass Queenqueef
⁂elvendragqueen
“really i'm thankful for the fae genocide b/c without it we would never have met" #OverheardAtDeer #WorstDates #FaeProblems #MyGrandparentsAreDead
- ECHOES 27
- HUMS 163
11:30 AM - 3 December 2021

Liberté Egalité Thaumatologé
⁂gnosisyphus
The soda foundains in the cafeteria only dispense LaCroix now, I think campus has been cursed
- ECHOES 23
- HUMS 69
12:17 PM - 4 December 2021

TripleCrowley
⁂tranart
⁂gnosisyphus #LaCurse
- ECHOES 137
- HUMS 592
12:36 PM - 4 December 2021

Northweast Antifa
⁂Ann3_Tifa
“the worst date I ever went on was with a gorgon-chaser who said that looking into my eyes made him rock hard” #OverheardAtDeer
- ECHOES 0
- HUMS 7
4:01 PM - 4 December 2021

double dee derby deviant
⁂princex_leah
#OverheardAtDeer is statistics the dark souls of divination?
- ECHOES 5
- HUMS 37
9:51 PM - 4 December 2021

Deer College Odyssey
⁂BuckStopsHere
#LaCurse Update - we found an ancient Indian burial ground underneath the cafeteria, someone dug up all the bodies and replaced them with cans of LaCroix
- ECHOES 43
- HUMS 264
10:24 AM - 5 December 2021

Jean Cena
⁂lesbian_john_cena
⁂BuckStopsHere Why would there be a native american burial ground under the caf??? i tbhought threeports was only like 200 years old??? #LaCurse
- ECHOES 9
- HUMS 33
10:42 AM - 5 December 2021

Deer College Odyssey
⁂BuckStopsHere
⁂lesbian_john_cena if we meant Native American, we would've said Native American. we meant Indian.
- ECHOES 4
- HUMS 13
11:07 AM - 5 December 2021

Darwesh Singh
⁂singh_oh_muse
⁂BuckStopsHere actually speaking as an Indian from India we usually cremate our dead rather than burying them
- ECHOES 1
- HUMS 26
11:41 AM - 5 December 2021

Deer College Odyssey
⁂BuckStopsHere
⁂singh_oh_muse Not that kind of Indian either.
- ECHOES 46
- HUMS 317
12:19 PM - 5 December 2021

Canyon House Is Real
⁂druidiocy
#LaCurse update - my roommate’s neck turned 180 degrees - this is normal, her grandma on her mom’s side is an owl - but then she started chanting a list of ingredients and vomiting peach-flavored LaCroix
- ECHOES 10
- HUMS 31
6:17 PM - 5 December 2021

Whine Mom
⁂dionysus_xvx
#OverheardAtDeer "my roommate got a pet poltergeist but had to exorcise it because it didn't have all its shots"
- ECHOES 6
- HUMS 16
8:02 PM - 5 December 2021

In Gematria 420 = Utopia
⁂ganjawarlord
#LaCurse the sauce in my kfc double down was replaced by bbq-flavored lacroix. it actually tastes better than a normal double down
- ECHOES 13
- HUMS 50
4:29 AM - 6 December 2021

Mailer-Daemonologist
⁂goto_aleph
the good news is that I finished my invisibility cloak. The bad news is that I can’t find it anymore #OverheardAtDeer #WizardProblems
- ECHOES 9
- HUMS 35
8:43 AM - 6 December 2021

Deer College Odyssey
⁂BuckStopsHere
#LaCurse update - ⁂DeerCommunitySafety refuses to get involved, saying "the situation is being monitored" and "there is no current threat to any community member"
- ECHOES 37
- HUMS 183
10:10 AM - 6 December 2021

Mad Library Scientist
⁂wormwood-fun-dome
#OverheardAtDeer “pour one out for my homie up there.” “Sorry for your loss.” “Oh no he’s not dead - his handwriting’s so bad the rune he drew turned /him/ into a balloon instead of his /paper/. Thaum Department is still trying to get him down.”
- ECHOES 7
- HUMS 29
1:25 PM - 6 December 2021

Deer College Odyssey
⁂BuckStopsHere
#LaCurse We're free! The hex has been broken! maintenance refused to comment on the source or nature of the spell, but assures us that all is well.
- ECHOES 151
- HUMS 437
4:47 PM - 6 December 2021

Maxwell's Angel
⁂anarcolumnist
i wrote an article on #LaCurse for this Friday's edition of ⁂BuckStopsHere so y'all better not come up w a new crisis before then
- ECHOES 38
- HUMS 125
9:17 PM - 6 December 2021

Do Not Pass Pokémon Go™
⁂PsychickMewth
i was trying to celebrate the end of #LaCurse w a few br00skies but instead of PBR they're all filled w lime perrier, anyone know what's up?
- ECHOES 35
- HUMS 81
9:19 PM - 6 December 2021

Maxwell's Angel
⁂anarcolumnist
WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY #PerrierCurse
- ECHOES 29
- HUMS 94
9:22 PM - 6 December 2021

Cronus Elk
⁂fellowdegenerates
#OverheardAtDeer “do you think I’m allowed to say “oh me” now that I’ve finished intro to applied theology” (the answer is yes, btw)
- ECHOES 22
- HUMS 67
12:09 AM - 7 December 2021

Jean Cena
⁂lesbian_john_cena
#LaCurse #PerrierCurse hey i’m a freshman, is this sort of thing normal? will this jsut keep happening w different drinks?
- ECHOES 6
- HUMS 20
12:47 AM - 7 December 2021

Legolass Queenqueef
⁂elvendragqueen
⁂lesbian_john_cena my sophomore year it was some Mongolian energy drink that i think was made of fermented horse milk? we’re getting lucky this year
- ECHOES 2
- HUMS 11
1:14 AM - 7 December 2021