this picture is so old my god i need to take a new cool picture so bad this one is from like 2019 and my hair is so long who even is this
Name: ██████ ███████████████████ █ Raddagher
Object Class: silly
Special Containment Procedures: u cant
Clearance: Yes
Occupation: So many of them1
Description: h
Last Updated: December 31 2025
SCP ARTICLES
SCP-9320: Treespeak [9000 Contest Entry]
(+152) (32 💬)
SCP-9320 is the language used by presumably all species of tree. Initially thought to be anomalous due to a prior lack of evidence supporting the idea of plant intelligence, Foundation research has concluded that the language is, in fact, entirely ordinary, as all of the biological processes used to construct the language are already known to mundane science.
SCP-8322: Night on Dalton Highway
(+30) (16 💬)
Personnel are discouraged from establishing Provisional Sites within SCP-8322's spatial or temporal radius, and from establishing such Sites alone.
SCP-8320: Seven Hundred Million Wizards [8000 Contest Entry, 4th Place]
(+454) (79 💬)
We have a very big problem on our hands and that problem has appeared in the form of about 700 million wizards.
SCP-7898: W is for Walls [Halloween Anthology 2023]
(+357) (31 💬)
Phase 2: The instance will break through the drywall from within, grab the head of the host, and use a sharp appendage to implant an egg in the host's ear.
SCP-7320: Serendipity [7000 Contest Entry]
(+236) (48 💬)
The favorable events caused by these items are easily misconstrued as coincidence or confirmation bias, but specialized equipment confirms that the increase in “good fortune” is in fact quantifiable.
SCP-5320: The People's Church of the Fish That Just Goes On Forever
(+535) (44 💬)
SCP-5320 can be formally referred to as The Fish That Just Goes On Forever, Our Merciful and Long Lord, or Its Glorious Infinitude, Hail Its Everlasting Fish Body.
SCP-5132: The Kids Aren't Alright
(+133) (14 💬)
Okay, Rosie, if you had to rate your loyalty to the Foundation on a scale of one to five, where do you think that would be?
SCP-5732: And I'm Thinking of What Sarah Said
(+604) (67 💬)
What if I look really sick? Really sick like this? Ohh, I’m dying and I need a projector to watch Spiderman 2 for the 800th time or my dead body will be SUPER anomalous…
SCP-6320: The Least Dangerous Extradimensional Rift
(+237) (27 💬)
The Foundation wouldn't have a staff shortage in the first place if we put more effort into the safety of our personnel. We do what we do for the safety of humanity. You forget our people are human.
SCP-6326: The Manbear
(+238) (22 💬)
Colloquially known by locals as the "Manbear," SCP-6326 is often described as having a centaur-like build, with the upper torso, front legs and head of a bear attached to the shoulders of a white male human body.
SCP-6322: Special Delivery
(+114) (24 💬)
I'm becoming increasingly certain that every last one of these poor fucks is going to die.
SCP-6432: Eye Eater
(+153) (19 💬)
Mobile Task Force Lambda-5 (“White Rabbits”) was assigned to investigate but failed to return the anomaly
alive.
SCP-32-J: The Criminal
(+320) (41 💬)
On June 5, 2022, approximately 71% of Site-129 staff were reported or discovered comatose after posting SCP-32-J on Twitter.
SCP-6K-J: Out of the Mouths of Babes
(+222) (39 💬)
SCP-6k-J was initially studied and contained by MTF Tau-4's ("A Real Life Preschool Class").
Other Work
Working Dogs
(+263) (31 💬)
Format: Comic
I used to think I was locked into the MTF stuff. When it was all ripped out from under me, I thought my life was over.
But it wasn't over. It just felt like it. And eventually, it stopped feeling like it.
Shiny Gold Foil
(+84) (11 💬)
Format: Prose
It was fun. Harmless gossip about someone they all both feared and admired. She didn’t seem real.
Not then, at least. She certainly felt real now.
Cherry Tree Branches Over the Sun Roof
(+33) (6 💬)
Format: Prose
Sanjana wished it hurt less.
She wished it hurt more.
Sonnet for Unethical Practices
(+46) (11 💬)
Format: Sonnet
I seek the haven past the airlock door,
in coat and collar white my love to meet.
Sonnet for a Place to Die
(+38) (4 💬)
Format: Sonnet
We toil in proverbs not to fear the grave.
We must with boldness to the earth descend.
Ballad for a Faraway Disaster
(+30) (7 💬)
Format: Ballad Poem
It’s hard to keep your chin up
in a world this dark and cold.
You can’t afford to care this much,
or so you're often told.
Dr. Coolbad Destroys the Economy
(+38) (4 💬)
Format: Prose
“Fuck the UN,” the lot of them concluded.
“Fuck you,” said Dr. Coolbad, to the UN.
Peregrine Falcon Baxter Turns 40
(+26) (3 💬)
Format: Prose
Today was August 1st, which meant it was his eighth fortieth birthday this year. Coincidentally, it was also his actual birthday. And he wasn’t forty. He was thirty five.
Holy Terrors Episode 1
(+76) (9 💬)
Format: Screenplay
Kenta grimaces, ashamed. Rai rolls her eyes. Rosie's face is unreadable.
Watts pries himself off the table, running his hand down his face.
WATTS
It's SUNDAY, you little psychopaths, what's WRONG with you?
Balls to the Wall
(+32) (12 💬)
Format: Prose
And deep in the bowels of the underground top secret facility, on floor 15A, in one of two break rooms affectionately designated The Small One, Dr. Tobias Jay, a distinguished man with graying hair and a cleanly-pressed shirt, huffed spray paint out of a paper bag.
Find Us Alive
Find Us Alive is a monthly original audio fiction podcast following the misadventures of Site-107, the Foundation site lost inside SCP-6320.2