The Lombardi Tales

"So, you wanna join the Foundation? Think you know what it's like after readin' the reports? Pal, you don't know the half of it. I seen shit you wouldn't fuckin' believe if your mama told you in Sunday School. Name's Max Lombardi, an' I been an Agent for ten goddamn years. You wanna know what it's like? Lemme tell you about it…"

So, you wanna join the Foundation? Think you know what it's like after readin' the reports? Pal, you don't know the half of it. I seen shit you wouldn't fuckin' believe if your mama told you in Sunday School. Name's Max Lombardi, an' I been an Agent for ten goddamn years. You wanna know what it's like? Lemme tell you about it…

Art by Storn Cook

The Lombardi Tales

• Urban Legends
• Grasp On Reality
• Property Values
• Nobody Knows
• GOIng My Way
• Relationskips
• Orientation
• Trick or Treat
• Command Performance
• Hiccup Jacet

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