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[SCP-3034] [] — The Counting Station

[SCP-3035] [] — Science Bugs
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[SCP-3041] [] — The Red Knife
And why do I own a crib?

[SCP-3054] [] — Cragstaff Sanitarium
You are sick. You are broken. We will fix you.

[SCP-3045] [] — bzzip.exe
NOTE: At this point, further testing was discontinued on account of Researcher Xiao-jin's computer inexplicably filling with bees.

[SCP-3043] [] — Murphy Law in... Type 3043 - FOR MURDER!

[SCP-3057] [] — Fossil Fuels
Before being amnesticized, witnesses confirmed that instances of SCP-3057-4 did, in fact, have feathers.

[SCP-2639] [] — Video Game Violence
we are unstoppable nigh-immortal digitized death-gods who have spent 10+ years practice-killing each other in endlessly looped murder-orgies

[SCP-437] [] — Summer of '91
That was a pretty crazy summer, y'know? Sometimes I really miss that place.

[SCP-3079] [] — 300 Tricks: Stage Magic Made Easy
NOTE: No method for accomplishing this trick is provided.

[SCP-2753] [] — Let's Play Jenga!
High art carries high risk!

[SCP-2679] [] — The Many Graves of Jeannette Parslov
Whatever it takes, do what you must; whatever the cost, come back to us.

[SCP-3074] [] — Kafka's Parking Garage
Thank you for choosing Izatova Parking Center. Have a pleasant day.

[SCP-2571] [] — Cragglewood Park
Mr. Blair, have you always been an only child?

[SCP-2419] [] — The Laughing Men
Throw them back into the incinerator where you found them.

[SCP-3143] [] — Murphy Law in... The Foundation Always Rings Twice!
When it comes right down to it, me — them — hell, even you — we're all just characters in that trashy dime-store novel called life.

[SCP-3089] [] — That Old Time Religion
Remember how we explained that successful people don't actually need any of their toes to walk? Well, that's going to come in handy for Secret Number Six.

[SCP-3117] [] — A Monster-Shaped Hole
I'm not talking to you.

[SCP-3128] [] — Let's Play Monopoly!
Hey, guys? I'm, uh. I'm using this.

[SCP-3138] [] — A Sepulcher by the Sea
Should it prove feasible, all non-canonical corpses are to be extracted, examined, and catalogued.

[SCP-3241] [] — The SS Sommerfeld
Have you ever seen a Scranton Reality Anchor go critical? I have. Words like "Biblical" come to mind.

[SCP-3219] [] — This Sour Earth
Notably, no reports describe any attempt to examine the residence's storm cellar.

[SCP-4028] [] — La Historia de Don Quixote de la Mancha
SCP-4028 is Alonso Quixano, the protagonist of Miguel de Cervantes' 17th century Spanish novel, El Ingenioso Hidalgo Don Quijote de la Mancha (The Ingenious Nobleman Sir Quixote of La Mancha, or Don Quixote).

[SCP-3546] [] — Doggone it, I Fold!
Specifically, fan-art of Sonic the Hedgehog, a video-game character produced by Sega in 1991.

[SCP-3561] [] — An Unfinished Work
Despite multiple reports from neighbors who claimed to have witnessed members of his family standing at the windows, no trace of Theodore Holdstock's wife and children could be found.

[SCP-4054] [] — The Seventh Door
SCP-4054 is The Seventh Door, an unlicensed platform adventure game released for the Nintendo Entertainment System in 1988.

[SCP-4087] [] — Absence of a Knife
An investigation into these homicides has determined that, despite all evidence to the contrary, no actual murder weapon exists.

[SCP-4089] [] — Untoothing
You just gotta be willing to pull some teeth.

[SCP-4127] [] — Heads or Tails
Note: Don't do this again. — Site-Director August

[SCP-4153] [] — Vincent Price Presents... IT CAME FROM SITE-9!
SUBJECT: Oh come now, Agent Penn. Have some respect for the classics.

[SCP-4182] [] — There is no Site-5
see you there. ~:)

[SCP-4362] [] — Achilles Defense System
Investigations into McDonald's involvement in the para-tech weapon industry are ongoing.

[SCP-5141] [] — Studebaker Special Six
"Son, you ever try to out-run a one-legged man in his own backyard?"

[SCP-3352] [] — Bethlehem Steel
For three minutes, the last thing — the only thing — standing between ten thousand souls and all the fires of hell was that thin solitary beam of Bethlehem steel.


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