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"If ya' ain't livin' life to it's fullest, than I reckon ya' ain't livin' at all."

– Ulysses B. Donkman

SCP-4768 - The Tall Tales of Ulysses B. Donkman

Written By DrAkimotoDrAkimoto

The Man, The Myth, The Article that Started it All.

Foundation Donkuments

SCP-5307 - Double Donk Juice

Written By DrAkimotoDrAkimoto

A mysterious stranger, musical vape juice, and just a little more than meets the eye.

Tallest Tales:

Ulysses B. Donkman and the Clockwork Bandits

Written By: DrAkimotoDrAkimoto & MalyceGravesMalyceGraves

Donkman's up against some bolted bandits in this rootin' tootin' romp of train heist gone wrong!

Ulysses B. Donkman and the Heinous Hitman

Written By CaliboldCalibold

Impossible! Donkman, have you really met your end?

Ulysses B. Donkman and the Mournful Birthday

Written By: DrAkimotoDrAkimoto & MalyceGravesMalyceGraves

Even Donkman has his somber days, that don't mean there ain't time to play the hero.

The Gallery:

Illustrated By: Mactoto7Mactoto7

Illustrated By: CrashingtonCrashington

So You Wanna Write a Donkman Tale

Who is Ulysses B. Donkman:
Donkman, or Donk for short, is an entity capable of warping both perception or reality (depending on your interpretation*). He's wacky at times, serious at others, but most importantly always finding himself caught in an adventure. He's the old fashion American folk hero with a new spin.

Where is Ulysses B. Donkman:
Well, the real Donkman has been inside us all along.

But really, anywhere in Southern USA and Mexico fits his theme well. We don't want Donkman to be restrictive at all, so if you can think of a good reason why he's somewhere else–that's fine too.

When is Ulysses B. Donkman:
I'd place the beginning of Donkman's journey at somewhere in the early 1800s lasting up until the present, or even the future. Donkman does not age so there are really no restraints in that regard.

Why is Ulysses B. Donkman:
Ah yes, the biggest questions in life always start with why?.
Put simply: because he can. Donkman is a man without a plan, until he has one. He's out for adventure, making friends, sharing drinks, saving the day, and always making sure he comes out on top. He's Chaotic Good in its Donkest form.

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