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Ulysses B. Donkman and the Donkman's Den by: DrAkimoto

Original Donkman Article

~DrAkimoto's Author Page~

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"If ya' ain't livin' life to it's fullest, than I reckon ya' ain't livin' at all."

– Ulysses B. Donkman

SCP-4768 - The Tall Tales of Ulysses B. Donkman

Written By DrAkimoto

The Man, The Myth, The Article that Started it All.

Foundation Donkuments

SCP-5307 - Double Donk Juice

Written By DrAkimoto

A mysterious stranger, musical vape juice, and just a little more than meets the eye.

Tallest Tales:

Ulysses B. Donkman and the Clockwork Bandits

Written By: DrAkimoto & MalyceGraves

Donkman's up against some bolted bandits in this rootin' tootin' romp of train heist gone wrong!

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Ulysses B. Donkman and the Heinous Hitman

Written By Calibold

Impossible! Donkman, have you really met your end?

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Ulysses B. Donkman and the Mournful Birthday

Written By: DrAkimoto & MalyceGraves

Even Donkman has his somber days, that don't mean there ain't time to play the hero.

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Ulysses B. Donkman and the Foreboding Forest, Pt. 1

Written By: DrAkimoto & MalyceGraves

Ulysses B. Donkman and the Foreboding Forest, Pt. 2

Written By: DrAkimoto & MalyceGraves

Donkman finds out what real fear tastes like.

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The Gallery:

Illustrated By: Mactoto7

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Illustrated By: Crashington

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So You Wanna Write a Donkman Tale

Donkman: The Overview

Who is Ulysses B. Donkman:
Donkman, or Donk for short, is an entity capable of warping both perception or reality (depending on your interpretation*). He's wacky at times, serious at others, but most importantly always finding himself caught in an adventure. He's the old fashion American folk hero with a new spin.

Creator's Note*

I see Donkman as a passive reality bender that thinks he is capable of changing perception. That's where his real limitations are, he's only as strong and fast as needs to be, which at times is tremendous but much less than what he is capable of. It's also why he shows up on film, he thinks he just changes the perception of himself, so in reality, that's what it is. I'm rambling that's enough.

Where is Ulysses B. Donkman:
Well, the real Donkman has been inside us all along.

But really, anywhere in Southern USA and Mexico fits his theme well. We don't want Donkman to be restrictive at all, so if you can think of a good reason why he's somewhere else–that's fine too.

When is Ulysses B. Donkman:
I'd place the beginning of Donkman's journey at somewhere in the early 1800s lasting up until the present, or even the future. Donkman does not age so there are really no restraints in that regard.

Why is Ulysses B. Donkman:
Ah yes, the biggest questions in life always start with why?.
Put simply: because he can. Donkman is a man without a plan, until he has one. He's out for adventure, making friends, sharing drinks, saving the day, and always making sure he comes out on top. He's Chaotic Good in its Donkest form.

How to Write

WHO ARE WE TO TELL YOU HOW TO WRITE

From DrAkimoto: Really, all I can say is have fun with it. Read the article and tales get a feel for the Donk adventures and take it from there. The key is a mixture of serious and wacky, a story with action, wit, and folksy adventure. Try staying down to earth when it comes to the situation and then let your imagination run wild on the execution.

Formatting

Theme:
Donkman tales also have a particular "look" to them. If you want to match the look of the first set of Donkman tales, please feel free to use this theme.

Donkman theme code

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/*
    Donkman Theme, a modification by DrAkimoto of the Aces and Eights Theme
    [2018 Wikidot Theme]
    Created by rounderhouse, with help from Uncle Nicolini.
    Based on SCP Sigma 9 Theme created by Aelanna and Dr Devan, and MC&D Theme created by 
    Randomini.
*/

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}
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position: absolute;
width: 100px;
height: 100px;
top: 15%;
left:2%;
z-index: -1;
content: "";
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    vertical-align: top;
    transition: all .7s;
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    font-family: 'Playfair Display SC', serif;
    content: "The Donkman's Den";
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    padding-bottom: 50px;
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    color: #000000;
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    position: relative;
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}

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    box-shadow: none !important;
    background: #e7d8c2;
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    margin: 0 0 0.6em;
    font-weight: heavy;
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}

blockquote,
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    background-color: #e7d8c2;
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}

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}
/*nico was here*/
:root {
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#header {
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height: 50%;
background-size: 55px 55px;
background-position: 0px 0px 20px;
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[[=]]
[[size 80%]][URL to Previous Donkman tale << Previous Donkman Tale title] 
♦ **Current Donkman Tale title** ♦
Where will Donkman show up next? >>[[/size]]
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Icons and Pictures:
DrAkimoto creates all the pictures of Donkman and the icons for the tales out of cc compliant images. If you'd like some made, feel free to contact him via IRC or WikiPM.