Name: Ted "Tedly" Anderson
Security Clearance: Level 3
Duties: Exploration and description of hyper-real dimensions
Location: Site -1
History: Anderson was a promising researcher into textual SCPs when a completely unexpected and irreproducible interaction between SCPs-████ and -████ sent him hurtling into a meta-dimension in which the SCP Foundation is nothing but the crazed scribblings of various internet personalities on an easily-edited website. Though Anderson has been able to make contact with the "real" Foundation, at present he is posted in this meta-dimension to research its peculiarities—in particular its seeming total lack of anomalous objects.
SCPs discovered, unearthed, found, located, or otherwise described:
- Hall of Fame (article rated +> 100)
- Batting Average Champion (at least 3 surviving articles for every deletion)
- Home Run Derby (average rating for all articles > 30)