TRutherfords Personnel/Containment File

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T_RUTH_PROTOCOL.SCP

T Rutherford, standing in front of (?)

Name: Dr(?) Prof(?), QC(?), The Revd Fr.(?) T. Rutherford.

Security Clearance: 1-4, and hopefully never 5.

Location: All.

Duties: Research Head, Data Entry Clerk, Janitor, Janitorial Director, Archivist, Foundation Certified Dentist, Foundation Certified Physician, Foundation Certified Cannibal, Payroll Accountant, Anomalous Art Historian, Licensed Ectoentropic Waste Disposal Expert, Site Barber, Security Officer, Hazardous Materials Logistics Expert, Cafeteria Staff, Maintenance Worker, Field Agent, Containment Cell Architect, and Barista.

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Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Staff should engage with with T. Rutherford relative to whatever role he is currently occupying. Under no circumstances should attention be drawn to the inconsistency/impossibility of his shifting professions.

Description: T. Rutherford is a man in his late 20's, pale in complexion, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Despite having been "employed" at the Foundation for 11 years, there is no record of Mr. Rutherford ever having been hired.

At the beginning of a standard work day, T Rutherford will unassumingly enter a Foundation site, usually during periods of high staff ingress. At the end of the work day, he will disappear in a similar fashion. Tracking devices, isotope tagging, and direct tailing efforts have revealed that Rutherford does not tangibly exist outside of this time-frame. For periods of 8 - 250 hours, Rutherford will assume an arbitrary position within the Foundation. He will possess all required skills and credentials to fulfill this role, if only to an unremarkable level. These skills range from basic masonry, all the way to string-theory mechanics.

Due to staff density, T Rutherfords presence typically goes unnoticed. If ever questioned about his peculiarity, Rutherford will employ various excuses and clumsy gaslighting techniques. These may include:

• "Huh? Who?"
• "… Buddy, have you been huffing amnestics?"
• "You must be thinking of that other guy."
• "Janitor!? Look at this badge! I'm your superior officer!"
• "No clue what you're talking about pal, now you want your lab coat pressed or what?"
• "Yeah, I've got a degree. It's from the University of Shut Up."
• "No, you're anomalous!"
• "Good afternoon, and welcome to this symposium on- what? … No, this is the first time I've been to site-21. I'm not sure who you saw unclogging that toilet, but it wasn't me."

Rutherford has also given inconsistent answers when asked what the "T" in his name stands for. These have thus far included Terry, Thomas, Tomás, Tyrion, Tango, Tarzan, Tennessee, Tiberius, Tutherford, Ted, and Thorpe.

From the desk of O5-9

Yes, we know. Just ignore him.

He's hardly the strangest person we employ. He's "contained", harmless, and actually does his job… whatever his job is that day. How about you do the same, and stop bothering us with this crap? We've got literal Gods to fight here people. Prioritize.

Secure, Contain, _{and so on.}

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SCPs

SCP-6001 - Avalon
I just had the most incredible day.
[28 May 2021 20:57] [+1365] [Comments: 243] [Last Comment: 11 Aug 2023 02:05]

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My entry into the 6k contest. I was overjoyed when I saw how well it did, especially against titans like DJKaktus and Rounderhouse (not to mention the Sinister Seven of SCP-6500, Inevitable).

Avalon actually began as an SCP idea of a world that simply gave inteligence to "lower lifeforms" like cats, dogs, dolphins, etc. Their new perspectives and genuis created a cooperative Utopia. Then, I started thinking "oh, it might be cute if I include some animal SCPs in there." and from that, it sort of spiraled out of control. It was more about the Utopia then the animal "anomaly". That idea just rattled in my head for a while until the 6k contest came around. I thought Nature would be a great theme to work the idea with, and so Avalon was created.

Another fun fact: In my original draft of Avalon, I had Dr. Caspian go on his "incredible day" with a copy of himself, while Primrose argued with the SCP Foundation about cooperation. Halfway through writing, I realized I didn't much like the characters of "Alt Dimensional Caspain" and the "SCP Foundation Ambassador". They were too similar, and too antagonistic respectively. So I just stuck Caspian and Primrose together, and the chemistry came naturally.

Hope you enjoyed the article!

SCP-4338 - Vulcan, the Disaster
Ancient problems require modern solutions.
[02 Jul 2019 15:55] [+446] [Comments: 67] [Last Comment: 12 Jul 2023 18:34]

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I've struggled with my my eating habits for a very, very long time. I have a very addictive personality. While writing "Karma Kameleon", I started craving something to snack on. Candy. Chips. Crackers. Something pre-packaged and easy to binge. That compulsion nearly dragged me out the door, even though I knew I'd end up feeling bloated, empty, and ashamed. It's a struggle I feel a majority of people share. I tried translating that feeling into a story and, well, Vulcan was born.

SCP-6630 - Fire on the Horizon
A living fire that burns it's prey alive for hours… and a survivor who'd come to envy it's victims.
[14 Feb 2022 22:55] [+393] [Comments: 77] [Last Comment: 12 Jul 2023 23:48]

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My entry into the Department Con. I wanted to create an anomaly that was just brutally horrifying - something primal and immediately understood - something that causes the most terrible death possible. That way, the rest of the story can use that as a benchmark for suffering, and push past it.

This article is really about the emotional suffering of Henrietta Boone, a person who just wanted to be done with the Foundation. Instead, she is forcibly reeled back in by a shadow group within the shadow group: the Fire Suppression Department. That casual inhumanity and the knowledge she has no agency at all in her life was a very dark story to tell - but I enjoyed telling it.

The Fire Suppression Department, and this story overall, were modeled after the dehumanizing experience of working somewhere that doesn't care about you. So… most jobs, really. Devoting your life to labor that doesn't benefit you beyond keeping you from starving - that's the kind of impotence and claustrophobia I wanted to capture.

SCP-6355 - A Choking Grip upon the Neck of Propriety
Let's take a horrifying inhumanity from the 12th century and make it worse, shall we?
[24 Feb 2022 04:50] [+266] [Comments: 24] [Last Comment: 30 May 2023 16:59]

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The first collab I've ever done - and I was exceptionally lucky for it to be with Uranium Empire, a very talented and patient author. I'm a pretty solitary person - I work odd hours and at the whims of my own weird inspiration, so I don't do well with teams. Still, the FSD team-up was incredibly fun, and both UE and Uncle Nico were great to work with.

This article in particular is about the most despicable thing I've ever participated in writing. The brainstorming process alone was just a series of back-and-forths with the word "sweet Jesus" and "oh fuck that's awful" interspersed between… along with plenty of that Mr. Incredible meme with the over-saturated black-and-white face. Summed it up quite nicely.

I'm very happy with how the story and pacing wound up in this one, and what I contributed there. I hope you enjoyed reading it - and to your nightmares: you're welcome.

SCP-4228 - Karma Kameleon
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
[04 Jun 2019 17:02] [+343] [Comments: 47] [Last Comment: 28 Sep 2023 06:45]

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The ennui protocol has always been one of my favorite concepts in the SCP, this idea of a last resort "wipe the slate clean" scenario that's only performed when humanity has lost something so precious, removing our collective memory of it is a mercy. I've also worked in children's media production for 3 years. That definitely shaped this article. I struggled a lot to pin down the format for this piece. The narrative flow is still a bit jagged at the edges, but I'm happy with it.

SCP-4281 - Stalled Conversation
Unseen insight in the oddest of places. (My first article!)
[01 May 2019 13:58] [+378] [Comments: 44] [Last Comment: 12 Jul 2023 18:18]

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Where I work, there's a small 4-stall dedicated bathroom for our floor. Every time I'm in there, EVERY TIME, the furthest stall is closed. I never know if it's occupied, or just shut. So there I am, pondering it in silence, and when I finally decide it must just be closed I hear a cough, or a sneaker squeak. It's Schrodingers stall! I consider myself a high-output introvert, someone who can be very sociable and smooth talking for short periods, but needs a long recharge period alone. Useful during job interviews, not so much for conferences. People assume you've got it together, chatting and cracking jokes, but it can be pretty isolating. I wanted to put that feeling into a character, with all the absurdity intact.

SCP-4938 - Sweat from the Sun
"It's to keep the town alive." she said. "We need gold to keep this town alive."
[01 Aug 2019 14:15] [+174] [Comments: 33] [Last Comment: 12 Jul 2023 18:46]

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I was inspired to write this when researching neutron stars. It is currently theorized that heavy elements such as platinum, uranium and gold are created when two neutron stars collide. This celestial collision will cause an explosion, tearing them apart, and scattering their metals throughout the universe. I wanted to try and write another "deeper mystery" style article again. It's much trickier for me, but that makes it better writing practice.

SCP-4978 - BROOK TOWN BEAT DOWN
Love, pugilism, and protocol in a snowy little slice of America.
[01 Sep 2019 15:49] [+239] [Comments: 59] [Last Comment: 12 Jul 2023 18:57]

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This article was influenced by the Warriors, Letterkenny, and countless cartoons. After the bleak tone set by Sweat from the Sun, I wanted to go back to writing more funny, upbeat articles. Plus, there's only been a handful of SCPs that write a nice, charming love-story that involves the anomaly in some way. I can understand why not many people try and tackle this subject, but I thought I'd give it a shot. Hopefully, this is as fun to read as it was to write.

SCP-4382 - Entropic of Hulwick
Perpetual motion in a perpetually autumn town.
[02 Oct 2019 03:09] [+244] [Comments: 41] [Last Comment: 12 Jul 2023 19:15]

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For the month of October, I had a much different, much more horror-themed article in mind. The scope of it got away from me, and the SCP lore involved meant a lot more research time. September 27th rolled up, and I had nothing ready to post. Then, when listening to Far Caspian, I had the idea for 4382. That, in turn, lead me to an idea for a series, but that's a different story. Hulwick was based off my experiences in Algiers, New Orleans. My father and I visited there while on vacation. All the decorations and empty streets made me feel like I was walking through an autumn postcard. I hope you enjoy it.

SCP-5055 - Pandora
What is most important when the world is ending?
[21 Jan 2020 00:36] [+271] [Comments: 36] [Last Comment: 12 Jul 2023 19:36]

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My entry for the 5k contest. A collection of apocalyptic tales based around both the Pandoras box and Four Horsemen mythos. Also a play on the "there is no canon" concept of the Foundation, wherein all these realities presented could be true, or none of them might be. All that matters, the only mystery they present worth solving isn't "what's in the box?" but a question all good apocalyptic fiction asks: what about the world is worth saving? When the planet itself is a burning house, what do we grab on the way out while letting everything else burn? This was a bit outside my usual wheelhouse, and played pretty fast and loose with the format, and GOD did I have next to no time for editing, but I'm happy with it.

SCP-5858 - The Kindness of Strangers
I'm sure it picks up by the 2,000th act.
[12 Feb 2020 21:55] [+407] [Comments: 46] [Last Comment: 12 Jul 2023 19:50]

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Another foray into the world of Xi-5, and the newly minted "Locked Scenarios". I see this kind of anomalous repetition often in science fiction, horror, and of course SCP canon. It needed some solid faux-science to pin it down, because what else is the Foundation good for? I came up with this one based off a real-life experience when I was younger, coupled with some influences from my Drama days. I hope you enjoy!

SCP-5579 - Boba Roe
Tapioca is alien eggs! And soylent green is high in cholesterol!
[15 Apr 2020 00:43] [+267] [Comments: 57] [Last Comment: 13 Jul 2023 19:51]

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I don't like tapioca. They're slimy and squishy and resemble gigantified caviar. My partner, however, loves them, and all derivatives of bubble tea. They also make a point of slurping them loudly whenever possible, and as close to my ear as possible. Like all my articles, this vaguely indescribable feeling of discomfort and disgust needed to be turned into a writing project, because where the heck else am I going to derive inspiration from? The majesty of nature? On your bike.

SCP-5657 - Nicki Knows
Nicki Knows! You may be watching her, but she sees you.
[08 Apr 2021 18:01] [+483] [Comments: 75] [Last Comment: 26 Jul 2023 00:25]

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My first article after a year hiatus. Something I toyed with back before I had to stop writing - partially due to work, partially due to settling into a new living arrangement. 2020 has a way of slowing you down. Nicki Knows was something I played with during a writing exercise - making a very minor "superpower" part of a much bigger story; making something mundane the deciding factor in control of the entire world. I also felt like writing a new meta-narrative style story, since Karma Kameleon was so dark fun! I hope you enjoy/enjoyed reading this one.

SCP-6277 - Off the Silver Stage
Run, run, as fast as you can.
[28 Oct 2021 19:19] [+94] [Comments: 10] [Last Comment: 31 Oct 2021 21:51]

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My first attempt at a collab! Ten Harbinger articles, all centralized on a single theme - but no other constraints. I thought that'd be open-ended enough for me, but I'm quickly learning writing to ANY kind of restriction / deadline is that much more difficult. This was a good exercise for me, though. "Off the Silver Screen" was my attempt to turn a very wholesome-style article, and give it a dark undertone - a dispassionate undertone. The reflections aren't really our lost loved ones, seeing us off one last time - they're just actors on a stage. I'm pretty proud of this one, given the restrictions!

Tales

A Fond Farewell - or How I Learned to Stop Investigating and Love the Amnestic
There's more to a man than just his memories.
[21 Feb 2019 20:18] [+51] [Comments: 5] [Last Comment: 03 Jun 2019 16:16]

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The first thing I ever submitted to the site. I'd had it in my back pocket so long, I can't even remember where the idea came from! Most likely after reading an article involving amnestics, I started playing a scene out in my head. Then, out loud. I do that a lot. You can thank the IRC chat for every article that followed this, because if I hadn't received such a positive response, I don't know if I'd have kept submitting! Writing, sure, but knowing there was a community here that enjoyed my writing really motivated me to keep submitting. So, thanks chat!

Fanart
SCP-6001 Avalon by Salllllty_water. Writing about Caspian and Primrose being drunk together in Japan was one of my favorite parts of Avalon, and now seeing that in a beautifully drawn image makes me so damn happy. Check out the artist at their twitter page!


SCP-6001 Avalon by Nihonio. Some of the most breathtaking fanart I've ever received. I can't get over how beautiful it is. Framing this! Find more of Nihonio's art on the SCP wiki or at their twitter. Seriously, SO GOOD!


SCP-6001 Avalon by Olicus. Just downright beautiful. I love how it captures the quiet tension of this scene, but still made the surroundings so vibrant. I'm so incredibly thankful. You can find more of their fantastic art here, on their twitter page.


And a voxel version of the same scene by Olicus again! More pixels, more adorable, more amazing art! Again, check them out at their twitter page.


SCP-6001 Avalon by SYwaves. Love the serenity of this one, and the attention to detail in the architecture is incredible.Check out their twitter here. Thanks so much SY!


SCP-6001 Avalon by Dodo. They've done a ton of really incredible 6k collages, and more! You can find them all here on their art page! Thanks so much Dodo.



SCP-6001 Avalon by Zal_Cryptid. Avalon has made it into the comic sphere! This is one of my favorite lines from the article, so it's amazing to see it in full visual detail. Check out more art like this at the artists twitter!


SCP-6001 Avalon by Belen Villegas. The paper cut-out style almost makes me wish they'd done a fan piece of Karma Kameleon instead! I absolutely love this though, and the fondness in their faces brings a smile to mine. Check out more of their art here, at their twitter!


SCP-6001 Avalon by Amai Ixchel. Now this is just spectacular. The feeling flowing out of this scene absolutely levels me - and the tie-in with SCP-5000 feels so appropriate. The artist actually chose this design because I mentioned in the comments I wrote 6001 in contrast to "Why". Isn't that amazing!? Check out more of their art here, at their twitter.


SCP-6001 Avalon by MikeABC. Love all the detail in here! So many SCPs, so much waving, so much anxiety on Davids part. Love it! Check out more of their work at their insta: mike_alosloles.


SCP-4228 by Pastarasta1 does not match any existing user name. The final scene of the final episode. I love the clean shapes, really paying attention to the "paper cut-out" style I described. Also, the expression on Karma's face is perfect. Really well done!


SCP-4281 Holy Roller Casino design. A t-shirt design created by Opal Sky Studio. Some great SCP themed clothing, and great designs. Check them out!


SCP-4338 design of the God of the Burning Ocean. A t-shirt design created by Opal Sky Studio. Continuing to do great work, I love this design!

[SCP-5579] A cool sketch from raygunman99 based off my Boba Roe article. Very cool design for Iris Dark!

I've always wanted a SunnyClockwork piece done for one of my articles. I was overjoyed when I saw this one. Thanks so much Sunny!

Another SCP-5055 piece, done by an artist named Uncle-Nemes1s. Thanks so much! Beautiful interpretation.