Hi, swordlover87 (also known as Swords) here. I'm a sporadically active SCP author with a thing for antimemes and extraterrestrial anomalies. On this page you can find a variety of things:
- Everything I've written for this site, compiled for easy reading.
- Rating statistics for my pages.
- Some art as a bonus.
Enjoy, and feel free to leave a vote and comment on anything you like1!
SCP Articles
SCP-8778 - The Writing on the Wall
(+29) (25 💬)
"The Sun gradually reforms on the back wall. Its facial features are absent."
SCP-7074 - Asymptotic Bubble
(+114) (19 💬)
"FIGURED IT OUT
SUN OUTSIDE MOVING TOO FAST"
SCP-7759 - T is for "Transmission"
(+147) (26 💬)
"In the interest of denying SCP-7759 further access to Foundation intelligence, subject was terminated via gunshot; their remains continued to spasm until incineration."
SCP-7380 - The Rogue ROV and the Upside-Down Sea
(+46) (15 💬)
"Until more information can be gained, the inhabitants of SCP-7380-Ψ are to be treated as hostile."
SCP-5417 - Welcome Home
(+229) (53 💬)
"Further anomalous activity originating from SCP-5417 must be prevented at all costs."
SCP-7020 - The Voyagers (with QoDaX!)
(+159) (62 💬)
"I'm glad I got the chance to share this with you."
SCP-4104 - Unknowable Geometry
(+56) (11 💬)
"You claim to be men of science, but think you can catch Penrose's Chosen unawares in their own world? How backwards."
SCP-6741 - Beckoning Cold
(+49) (9 💬)
"The ice is non-anomalous but contains trace amounts of human blood and, on occasion, teeth."
SCP-6207 - Make Me Beautiful
(+48) (16 💬)
"All reflective surfaces in the apartment had either been shattered via blunt force or obscured by clothing."
SCP-6615 - A Hole to the Center of the Earth
(+68) (15 💬)
"and everyone was happi [sic] at the center of the Earth"
SCP-6806 - Nautical Nonsense (with Westrin!)
(+73) (11 💬)
"Even as their bleached bones are picked clean by countless fish, they will still argue over what the time was."
SCP-6575 - SMOKE AND MIRRORS
(+45) (14 💬)
"Members of Nu-1 are not permitted to fully comprehend Procedure 6575/BACKDRAFT under any circumstances."
SCP-5130 - A Gluttonous Paradise
(+54) (6 💬)
"I must place down my pen. Supper awaits."
SCP-5330 - Look Away, Look Away
(+40) (8 💬)
"A harsh metallic clang is heard, presumably from Cromwell slamming his fist against the terminal, followed by heavy breathing."
SCP-5575 - Demolition Retribution
(+36) (6 💬)
"Simply unbelievable. My superiors will be hearing about this, just you wait."
SCP-5959 - Near-Earth Antimeme
(+86) (21 💬)
"Standard information suppression procedures are currently unnecessary for effective containment, as civilian observation of SCP-5959 is not possible."
SCP-4718 - Unsinkable
(+18) (6 💬)
"Even the distance started hurting me because I couldn’t ever go back now. It was all so… so awful. I was dying, I think."
SCP-5997 - The River of Mnemosyne
(+134) (20 💬)
"At the center of the chamber, a throne confirmed by visual analysis to consist of poplar wood [INFOHAZARD EXPUNGED]."
If you got this far, you might enjoy my SCP Declassifications too. I’ve only made a couple but I think they came out well.
"The Foundation played right into the Keepers’ hands, and now they’re likely not much more than a puppet for a long-dead will."
SCP-5310 - Coalescence/Integration/ORGANISM, by
Tanhony
"It's an awful feeling, to not be able to recognize your own friend anymore because the headspaces you're in are just too far apart."