Hello there! I am Starch Tuber, also known as French Fries. I am a batonnet or allumette-cut of deep-fried potatoes of disputed origin from Belgium and France. I am prepared by cutting potatoes into even strips, drying them, and frying them, usually in a deep fryer. Pre-cut, blanched, and frozen russet potatoes are widely used, and sometimes baked in a regular or convection oven; air fryers are small convection ovens marketed for frying potatoes.
I also wrote some stuff I guess. Just look below!
SCP-6833 — The Piss World [REWRITING]
[24 Apr 2022 19:29] [+73] [Comments: 20] [Last Comment: 03 Mar 2025 23:01]
SCP-6533 — Millenium Falcons
[22 Jun 2022 03:43] [+69] [Comments: 8] [Last Comment: 18 Sep 2024 22:44]
SCP-6722 — The Phantasmic Foundation Speedrunning Competition of '11 [REWRITING]
[26 Aug 2022 14:18] [+38] [Comments: 13] [Last Comment: 21 Aug 2024 11:02]