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Tough Crowd: A Curated Collection of the More 'Notable' Journal Titles in Foundation History.

To: ten.pics.tpda|elpaMSH#ten.pics.tpda|elpaMSH
From: ten.pics.tpda|2tnilFA#ten.pics.tpda|2tnilFA
Subject: RE: Rejected

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Harry,

So sorry to hear that they didn’t want to take on your research further. A huge bummer, because from what I saw, your drafts were shaping up incredibly. Hell, you even made reading about protein sequencing interesting, and that already should've put you leagues ahead of the usual drywall that gets funded.

If you feel up to it, maybe have a look at submitting it to one of those research journals?¹ They’re usually looking for articles this time of year.

I promise they're more than coffee table material, and besides, it’d be a shame for all that overtime you spent on 8481 to go to total waste. For what it's worth, most journals' standards aren't unfathomable, you could 100% get your piece printed in one of them. Either way, published work is published work.

We can catch up at some point if you're still feeling down about it all.

Best of luck,

Arthur

Dr. Arthur Flint
Site-17 - Department of Archaeology

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  + To be honest, I think they'd publish absolutely anything.- Speaking from experience.

  Site-18 Monthly / Volume 223, Issue 01

  Tough Crowd: A Curated Collection of the More 'Notable' Journal Titles in Foundation History

  Arthur Flint (2018)

  
  Journal of Cryptoarchaeological Science² / Volume 57, Issue 05

  Relationship Advice: A Critical Review of Carbon-14 Dating Humanoid Anomalies

  
  

  
  Site-18 Monthly³ / Volume 201, Issue 10
  Good Morning Anthropocene: An Analysis of the Impacts of Climate Change on Crypto-meteorological Phenomena
  

  
  

  
  Babel⁴ / Volume 31, Issue 9
  Oh God: A Meta-Analysis on the Scientific Value of Hermeneutics
  
  

  
  

  
  Journal of Cryptoarchaeological Science / Volume 33, Issue 03

  Ceci n’est pas un SC-Pipe: The Cytostatic Effect of Pictorial Cognitohazards

  
  

  
  Area-314 Yearly⁵ / Volume 42, Issue 09
  On the Rocks: An Evaluation of the Reliability of Permafrost as a Containment Procedure
  
  

  
  

  
  Babel / Volume 21, Issue 13
  Forty-Two: A Proposition on Efficiency for the Application of Anomalous Supercomputers in Astrophilosophical Research
  

  
  

  
  The Foundation Journal of Cryptozoology⁶ / Volume 5, Issue 03
  A Simple Question of Weight Ratios: The Importance of Taxonomy in Identifying Migrational Patterns of Anomalous Fauna
  

  
  

  
  Babel / Volume 22, Issue 01
  Cogito, Ergo Sum: An Argument for the Capabilities of Humanity and the Importance of Security in the Astrophilosophical Field
  

  
  

  
  Journal of Social Sciences⁷ / Volume 5, Issue 03
  █████████ ████, ████ ███: A Discussion on ‘Imposter Syndrome’ and its reported rise in Class-C Research Staff
  
  

  
  

  
  Journal of Cryptoarchaeological Science / Volume 27, Issue 07

  En-Garde: Studying Anomalous Medieval Weaponry through the Lens of Experimental Archaeology

  
  

  
  Journal of Social Sciences / Volume 5, Issue 04
  Memetics for Dummies: The Best Methods for Capturing your Reader’s Attention
  
  

  
  

  
  Journal of Cryptoarchaeological Science / Volume 25, Issue 13

  On the Origin of SCP-cies: A Short History of Anomalous Evolution, or 'Where We Went Wrong'

  
  

  
  Site-18 Monthly / Volume 158, Issue 13
  According To All Laws of Aviation: Does Matter matter?
  

  
  

  
  Anomaly⁸ / Volume 335, Issue 13
  And I Would’ve Gotten Away with It Too, If It Weren’t for You Meddling Variables: A Systematic Review of Risk Assessments in the Face of the Improbable
  

  
  

  
  The Foundation Journal of Cryptozoology / Volume 30, Issue 05
  Onomatopoeia: Overcoming Language Barriers
  
  

  
  

  
  Journal of Social Sciences / Volume 5, Issue 06
  Memory of a Goldfish: The Impact of Prolonged Subaqueous Research on Biological Rhythms
  
  

  
  

  
  Journal of Cryptoarchaeological Science / Volume 90, Issue 01

  Pest Control: An Easy Solution to Metal Detectorists

  
  

Footnotes

1. Officially published collections of research material. The SCP Foundation run a few worldwide, hidden to regular academic communities.

2. A journal that focuses on research revolving around the field of Archaeology.

3. Site-18's own journal. They still accept applications worldwide, though.

4. The go-to Foundation journal for anything theological, philosophical, folklorish, or fiction.

5. Research developed and published directly from Area-314.

6. Mostly concerns anomalous fauna, and sometimes, flora.

7. Its contents vary per volume, but it's the most casual of the bunch.

8. A traditional Foundation journal covering the more stereotypical sciences.