NOTICE FROM THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE COORDINATION AND PROJECTS OPERATION COMMAND OFFICE
The following document is DEEP SECRET, any personnel reading this document without 0S clearance will be considered selachian sympathizers and subsequently punched.
Search, Punch, Conquer.
Project #: SPC-5306
Selachian Pugnātorial Capabilities: The SPC-5306 project is to combat the growing selachian threat by instilling distrust between selachian entities. SPC-5306 instances will also be able to recover vital information for the Centre, such as selachian movement patterns and hunting formations.
Project Component(s): SPC-5306 instances are 7-Nu class selachian entities modified with standard human-to-selachian pugilism implements. The project uses previously punched selachian entities, with the punch receivers removed, and combines them with human pugilism and neural units. Once the SPC-5306 instances are prepared, they must undergo specialized pugnātorial training to blend in with the selachian forces.
Augmentation Summary: The SPC-5306 project was proposed by Robert Gair, notable Centre inventor, who had made many previous SPC projects. Bellow are a series of cmail exchanges that lead up to the creation of SPC-5306.
To: moc.liamcps|ssoBre8h_krahs#moc.liamcps|ssoBre8h_krahs
From: moc.liamcps|042namhcnup69#moc.liamcps|042namhcnup69
Subject: ProjectPHBISAGTBA
Hello Director Pugna, this is Robert (again). I've prepared a new project proposal for the creation of selachian spies capable of covert punching operations. The current codename is Putting Human Brains In Sharks And Giving Them Buff Arms, or PHBISAGTBA. I believe that this SPC item will be able to turn the tides of the the fight against the selachian threat. All we need are a few human volunteers and 6.8 million dollars.
To: moc.liamcps|042namhcnup69#moc.liamcps|042namhcnup69
From: moc.liamcps|ssoBre8h_krahs#moc.liamcps|ssoBre8h_krahs
Subject: Re:ProjectPHBISAGTBA
Robert, I'm not sure about this one. I see your intention, but based on the description you gave, it seems like this might be setting up for a repeat of your Operation: WaterBear. I think you should take a step back, and plan this out more carefully.
To: moc.liamcps|ssoBre8h_krahs#moc.liamcps|ssoBre8h_krahs
From: moc.liamcps|042namhcnup69#moc.liamcps|042namhcnup69
Subject: Re:Re:ProjectPHBISAGTBA
I went over the plan again, and I think I've devised an effective way to achieve our goals. I've attached a detailed diagram that should explain everything.
To: moc.liamcps|042namhcnup69#moc.liamcps|042namhcnup69
From: moc.liamcps|ssoBre8h_krahs#moc.liamcps|ssoBre8h_krahs
Subject: Re:Re:Re:ProjectPHBISAGTBA
I just sent the money; we'll start tomorrow