SPC-001-FR

THE FOLLOWING FILES HAVE BEEN CLASSIFIED

WAY GNARLY

BY ORDER OF THE HIGH PUGILORD

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GENERAL NOTICE 001-Àlpha: In order to keep knowledge of SPC-001-FR from selachian sympathizers, several/no false SPC-001-FR files have been created alongside the true file/files. All files concerning the nature of SPC-001-FR, including the decoy/decoys, are protected by a squaloidhazardous murderdoodle designed to cause immediate facial pummeling in any unpatriotic wimpoids attempting to put their scrawny little mitts on our super secret stuff. Revealing the true nature/natures of SPC-001-FR to the general public is cause for execution, humiliation, defenestration, and whatever the hell else we feel like at the time.

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WARNING:

ANY UN-BODACIOUS DUDES OR DUDETTES ACCESSING THIS FILE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY WIPED OUT THROUGH USE OF THE KELLY-ROCKHOPPER MURDERDOODLE. SCROLLING DOWN WITHOUT PUGILISTIC FORTITUDE WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE CRUISING FOLLOWED BY A BRUISING.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

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(Last warning!)

MURDERDOODLE ENGAGED

CONTINUED RADICALITY DETECTED

POWERING DOWN SAFETY FISTICUFFS

Welcome, most tubular one. Please select your desired file.

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CODE NAME: Dr. Maquereau - Sharkachon

CODE NAME: Dr. Grym - The Big Island

CODE NAME: Dr. Johannes - Too many grams of Xibalbar

CODE NAME: Dr. Gray - Not all Gangs have diesel

CODE NAME: Drs. Gémini and Tesla - The Beach of Old Sharkozistes

CODE NAME: Prof. Finalis - Selechian Capacity to be Pugilized

CODE NAME: Henry Von Kartoffen - Ille sous la Vilaine¹

CODE NAME: Prof. F██████ - There will be no Bath

CODE NAME: ██-██ - GLAGLA (cold water)

CODE NAME: Dr. Macro - I am dab²
A colleague of yours, Dr. Maquereau?

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Footnotes

1. Translator's Note: This literally means "Ille under the Vilaine" and is a play on the French department Ille-et-Vilaine, which literally means Ille-and-Vilaine.

2. Translator's Note: The original text was "Je suis morue", which translates to "I am cod". However, to better fit with the original joke, "morue" sounding similar to "mort", I instead translated it as "dab", which is a fish that sounds similar to "dead", the English translation of "mort".