SPC-001

THE FOLLOWING FILES HAVE BEEN CLASSIFIED

WAY GNARLY

BY ORDER OF THE HIGH PUGILORD

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GENERAL NOTICE 001-Àlpha: In order to keep knowledge of SPC-001 from selachian sympathizers, several/no false SPC-001 files have been created alongside the true file/files. All files concerning the nature of SPC-001, including the decoy/decoys, are protected by a squaloidhazardous murderdoodle designed to cause immediate facial pummeling in any unpatriotic wimpoids attempting to put their scrawny little mitts on our super secret stuff. Revealing the true nature/natures of SPC-001 to the general public is cause for execution, humiliation, defenestration, and whatever the hell else we feel like at the time.

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WARNING:

ANY UN-BODACIOUS DUDES OR DUDETTES ACCESSING THIS FILE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY WIPED OUT THROUGH USE OF THE KELLY-ROCKHOPPER MURDERDOODLE. SCROLLING DOWN WITHOUT PUGILISTIC FORTITUDE WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE CRUISING FOLLOWED BY A BRUISING.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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(Last warning!)

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Welcome, most tubular one. Please select your desired file.

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CODE NAME: PeppersGhost - Charles Atlas Shrugged

CODE NAME: Captain Kirby - Essential Fish Oils

CODE NAME: UN - It's Lonely At The Top, says the article third from the top.

CODE NAME: MisterFrown - Ouroborealis

CODE NAME: Right - The Disagreement

CODE NAME: Jonathan Ball - Shrimp of Papers

CODE NAME: Dr. Gears - The Prototrout

CODE NAME: Dr. Clef - The Bait Guardian

CODE NAME: qntm - The Lox

CODE NAME: Dr. Mann - The Mackerel Path

CODE NAME: S. Andrew Swann - The Data Bass

CODE NAME: Scantron - The Flounderation

CODE NAME: Djoric/Dmatix - Thirty Fists

CODE NAME: TwistedGears/djkaktus - The Broken Cod

CODE NAME: Kalinin - Sprats and Future

CODE NAME: Wrong - The Chumsensus

CODE NAME: S. D. Locke - When Face Breaks

CODE NAME: WJS - Normal Sea

CODE NAME: Lily - The World's Gone Belugaful

CODE NAME: The Actual Best Hippo - A Good Koi

CODE NAME: Ihp/Locke - Kipper Duty

CODE NAME: Pedantique - Still Just Fishhook

CODE NAME: ROUNDERHOUSE - MEMENTO MORAY

CODE NAME: I.H. Pickman - Story of Our Strife