Something's Burning

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It smells like heat.
Burning, burning.
Shit, it's hot.
My lungs are choking.
It smells like smoke.
Churning, churning.
Fuck, it's hot.
My throat is closing.

Damn, man.
What's this, man?
Something's burning, man.
Something's burning, man.

Tastes like ember.
Ashes, ashes.
God damn, it's hot.
Eyes are watering.
Tastes like coal.
Fire, fire.
Ugh, it's hot.
The smoke is rising.

Damn, man.
This sucks, man.
Something's burning, man.
The fuck is burning, man?

Man. Man, god damn.
Something's burning.
Don't know why but
Something's burning.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
The fire's coming
From the kitchen.

Wait, wait.
Wait, hold
The phone.
What's that burning?

Oh, it's my toast.
I burnt my toast.
My toast is burnt.
Something's burning.
Yeah, that's my toast.
Pop out burnt with
an odd message.

Burnt on the toast.
Burnt on the toast.
What's it say?
What's it say?
It says to go…

To go "fuck yourself."

Damn.


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Also, where the fuck is my toaster?

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