Slothcon

EFFORT IS DEAD

SLEEP IS FUEL

POOP ONCE A WEEK

RULES

ONE WINNER

EVERYONE WHO EXPENDS A MODICUM OF EFFORT IS A LOSER

NO COMMENTS

NO PAGE EDITS

NO VOTES

THEME IS LAZINESS

TIME

BEGIN: JULY 1 12:01 AM EST - JULY 8 12:01 AM EST

END: JULY 8 12:01 AM EST - JULY 12 12:01 AM EST

JUDGEMENT: JULY 12 12:01 AM EST

Embrace The Chill, To Claim Victory

Extra Considerations

• All comments posted to this page will DQ you from the contest. This is non-negotiable. If you wish to post a cheeky comment, YOU HAVE ALREADY FAILED. Do not enter this contest if you don't accept the sweet embrace of nonaction.
• Be kind to others. So long as you do not lift a finger.
• This is a do-nothing contest, rather than an "anything goes" style. It is a "nothing goes" challenge.
• Entries should not be tagged with the slothcon2024. In fact, they should not exist at all!
• Any contestant who takes actions to vote on anything will be disqualified.
• Edits to any page for any reason for the duration of your site membership are disallowed. Inactive kings pop off.
• Everyone who participates has already lost. If you've moved the scrollbar to arrive here, you've already lost.

^{Hub art (before I covered it in sloths) and design by syuzhet.}