Shark Punching Poetry

pieces of poetry brought to you by your good friends (or enemies, depending on if you're a shark) over at the SPC.

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I, the wave

Beneath the water I rise

My soul is as cold as ice

I strike like a massive wave

Sendin' the shark to its grave

F.U.C.K.S.H.A.R.K.S

Furious jaws in a hungry maw

Ugly cries as my fist connects

Clinging on to its bleeding fin

Killing it now would be easy

Soulless eyes plead for mercy

Hoping for a quick death

As I deliver another punch

Roars of agony and pain

Kicking in its teeth

Sinking together to the deep

Unnamed Haiku

The worst fish of all

Is the shark which hunts the weak

I dream for its fall

Hunter of the Hunter

Seekin' sharks in the sea

Killin' em is my favorite fantasy

Got a shotgun loaded with lead

Wishín' that all sharks were dead

After they killed my sweet wife

They ruined my fucking life

I really just want her back

I'm gonna make shark skull crack

Anything for my dearest.

You and I and the Sharks
I have my reason and you have yours

But together we spend hundreds of hours

From our little boat we sit and wait

In our bucket we got shark bait

I don't need anything other than this

Just you, me and that stupid fucking fish

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