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| Note from The Administrator: SCP-AU has began to narrate SCP files to the public. Though this constitutes a massive containment breach, he possesses such a deeply alluring voice that we simply cannot bear to take it down. You can find SCP-AU's channel here: _ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC20RZNGo9bliSyo25CQ0H4A |
SCP-AU in repose. Nobody knows what the fuck that is behind him.
Item #: SCP-AU
Object Class: I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!TM
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized.1
Description: SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.
| SCP Number | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S. D. Locke's Proposal | 2355 | 278 | 21 Apr 2017 04:14 | 05 Sep 2023 09:26 |
| SCP-5999 | 1588 | 289 | 20 Jan 2020 20:39 | 12 May 2023 22:34 |
| SCP-3280 | 603 | 61 | 20 Feb 2018 04:46 | 03 Sep 2023 15:13 |
| SCP-783 | 496 | 68 | 03 Jun 2018 03:03 | 24 Aug 2023 23:40 |
| SCP-2193 | 482 | 77 | 18 Sep 2016 07:41 | 27 Jul 2023 13:26 |
| SCP-3980 | 471 | 67 | 17 Feb 2018 08:11 | 16 Feb 2022 04:42 |
| SCP-1661 | 270 | 22 | 25 Mar 2018 01:19 | 08 Oct 2022 18:29 |
| SCP-2923 | 231 | 51 | 28 Apr 2016 14:40 | 30 Jul 2022 11:08 |
| SCP-3963 | 212 | 33 | 14 Jul 2017 06:07 | 23 Oct 2022 08:14 |
| SCP-2385 | 212 | 35 | 07 Jan 2017 01:07 | 16 Aug 2022 05:38 |
| SCP-4910 | 204 | 116 | 30 Nov 2018 06:00 | 04 Feb 2023 04:15 |
| SCP-3246 | 152 | 27 | 09 Apr 2018 16:23 | 01 Oct 2022 19:56 |
| SCP Number | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ihp/Locke Proposal | 469 | 98 | 05 May 2021 23:24 | 17 Jul 2023 08:29 |
| SCP-7676 | 361 | 69 | 28 Jul 2022 22:37 | 11 Aug 2023 22:02 |
| SCP-012-EX | 185 | 24 | 01 Oct 2021 13:29 | 03 Jan 2023 09:30 |
| SCP-5311 | 131 | 22 | 08 Mar 2021 02:01 | 08 Oct 2022 21:03 |
| SCP-6430 | 105 | 15 | 19 Apr 2022 20:46 | 22 Oct 2022 16:27 |
| SCP-7932 | 88 | 22 | 28 Oct 2022 23:09 | 22 Sep 2023 20:26 |
| SCP-6110 | 85 | 11 | 06 Oct 2021 15:44 | 03 Oct 2022 13:35 |
| SCP-7427 | 64 | 16 | 03 Sep 2023 16:13 | 13 Sep 2023 09:06 |
Addendum Uno: SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.
| Title | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Not Fade Away | 306 | 32 | 31 Oct 2016 09:53 | 23 Mar 2023 00:51 |
| Reap What You Sew | 99 | 10 | 16 Feb 2017 18:32 | 10 Jan 2023 20:06 |
| Paradigm Shift | 82 | 5 | 30 May 2017 14:16 | 02 Sep 2022 17:04 |
| A Reason To Die | 46 | 11 | 18 Sep 2016 04:39 | 22 Oct 2022 17:06 |
| And Then I Died IV - Series 2 | 32 | 14 | 01 Oct 2018 06:26 | 22 Sep 2022 17:10 |
| Title | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Heart and Sol | 183 | 14 | 21 Feb 2021 03:43 | 25 Jul 2022 17:16 |
| From Above | 35 | 6 | 26 Aug 2021 05:00 | 03 May 2022 14:42 |
Addendumb
SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.
| GOI Format Articles | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| SPC-173 | 284 | 24 | 18 Feb 2018 06:22 | 22 Oct 2022 17:06 |
| SPC-2935 | 151 | 20 | 02 Apr 2018 00:47 | 08 May 2022 15:31 |
| LTE-2712-Bosch | 143 | 49 | 20 Jul 2016 16:39 | 05 Nov 2021 12:11 |
| P'rantortiz the Vile | 135 | 12 | 02 Mar 2017 22:34 | 22 Oct 2022 17:06 |
| GOI Format Articles | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
|---|
Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.
Just pretend I wrote something funny here2.
| Supplements | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| SCP-783-L1 | 231 | 31 | 23 Jul 2018 05:12 | 26 Aug 2023 22:23 |
| Supplements | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Project Isorropía | 175 | 89 | 06 May 2021 00:11 | 08 Jun 2023 18:07 |
| SCP-783-L2 | 71 | 12 | 24 Aug 2021 04:08 | 26 Aug 2023 23:00 |
V for Addenda
Other Stuff I've Written:
Entry #17 on the 3301 test log, wherein I shoot my Author Avatar in the FRIGGEN FACE! It's a board game set in the Red Pool!!!
This creepypasta for Gears Birthday anthology 2017 titled "Hush".
Stuff in the "Junk Stuff" section of my sandbox - posted to the site with varying degrees of success - all self-deleted. All of these are up for grabs should anyone be interested in rewriting them.
Shaggynote: Should I happen to vanish, my shit belongs to the community. If for some reason edits or changes need to be made anywhere, including rewording articles for tone or for shifting standards/crosslink stuff/any unforeseeable site-wide culture shifts and projects, then go wild, so long as it makes sense.
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