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| Note from The Administrator: SCP-AU has began to narrate SCP files to the public. Though this constitutes a massive containment breach, he possesses such a deeply alluring voice that we simply cannot bear to take it down. You can find SCP-AU's channel here: _ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC20RZNGo9bliSyo25CQ0H4A |
SCP-AU in repose. Nobody knows what the fuck that is behind him.
Item #: SCP-AU
Object Class: I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!TM
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized.1
Description: SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.
| SCP Number | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S. D. Locke's Proposal | 3023 | 303 | 21 Apr 2017 04:14 | 13 Oct 2024 20:28 |
| SCP-5999 | 1915 | 335 | 20 Jan 2020 20:39 | 09 Aug 2025 07:57 |
| SCP-3280 | 747 | 68 | 20 Feb 2018 04:46 | 07 Sep 2025 10:20 |
| SCP-783 | 699 | 75 | 03 Jun 2018 03:03 | 24 Aug 2023 23:40 |
| SCP-3980 | 583 | 76 | 17 Feb 2018 08:11 | 12 Jun 2026 07:43 |
| SCP-2193 | 580 | 86 | 18 Sep 2016 07:41 | 21 May 2026 13:17 |
| SCP-1661 | 301 | 24 | 25 Mar 2018 01:19 | 08 Oct 2022 18:29 |
| SCP-4910 | 271 | 120 | 30 Nov 2018 06:00 | 28 Apr 2026 07:43 |
| SCP-2923 | 265 | 53 | 28 Apr 2016 14:40 | 02 Jun 2024 07:06 |
| SCP-2385 | 256 | 35 | 07 Jan 2017 01:07 | 16 Jul 2026 11:22 |
| SCP-3963 | 244 | 34 | 14 Jul 2017 06:07 | 17 Dec 2025 04:14 |
| SCP-8246 | 200 | 27 | 09 Apr 2018 16:23 | 18 Oct 2025 21:53 |
| SCP Number | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| SCP-9001 | 842 | 114 | 20 Sep 2025 17:35 | 06 Jun 2026 15:47 |
| Ihp/Locke Proposal | 683 | 112 | 05 May 2021 23:24 | 03 Sep 2026 06:51 |
| SCP-7676 | 541 | 80 | 28 Jul 2022 22:37 | 05 Sep 2026 12:33 |
| SCP-8490 | 299 | 54 | 06 Jul 2025 04:30 | 30 Jun 2026 07:22 |
| SCP-012-EX | 256 | 33 | 01 Oct 2021 13:29 | 11 Jan 2026 01:43 |
| SCP-7427 | 255 | 31 | 03 Sep 2023 16:13 | 07 Sep 2026 01:07 |
| SCP-6430 | 205 | 21 | 19 Apr 2022 20:46 | 28 Apr 2026 04:33 |
| SCP-5311 | 151 | 22 | 08 Mar 2021 02:01 | 29 Jan 2024 08:51 |
| SCP-7932 | 119 | 29 | 28 Oct 2022 23:09 | 28 Mar 2024 14:59 |
| SCP-6110 | 98 | 12 | 06 Oct 2021 15:44 | 07 Aug 2026 23:29 |
Addendum Uno: SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.
| Title | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Not Fade Away | 426 | 34 | 31 Oct 2016 09:53 | 19 Jul 2025 06:35 |
| Reap What You Sew | 111 | 12 | 16 Feb 2017 18:32 | 04 Aug 2024 14:16 |
| Paradigm Shift | 91 | 5 | 30 May 2017 14:16 | 11 Oct 2024 18:57 |
| A Reason To Die | 48 | 12 | 18 Sep 2016 04:39 | 06 Jan 2024 17:26 |
| And Then I Died IV - Series 2 | 33 | 12 | 01 Oct 2018 06:26 | 26 Aug 2026 01:29 |
| Title | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Heart and Sol | 266 | 19 | 21 Feb 2021 03:43 | 14 Oct 2024 05:52 |
| Slothcon | 101 | 19 | 20 Jun 2024 17:49 | 30 Aug 2024 14:19 |
| From Above | 36 | 7 | 26 Aug 2021 05:00 | 03 May 2022 14:42 |
Addendumb
SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.
| GOI Format Articles | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| SPC-173 | 324 | 26 | 18 Feb 2018 06:22 | 17 Oct 2024 04:38 |
| LTE-2712-Bosch | 169 | 49 | 20 Jul 2016 16:39 | 11 Oct 2024 18:52 |
| SPC-2935 | 159 | 21 | 02 Apr 2018 00:47 | 03 Mar 2026 01:10 |
| P'rantortiz the Vile | 140 | 12 | 02 Mar 2017 22:34 | 11 Oct 2024 19:50 |
| GOI Format Articles | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
|---|
Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.
Just pretend I wrote something funny here2.
| Supplements | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| SCP-783-L1 | 295 | 33 | 23 Jul 2018 05:12 | 19 Mar 2026 18:01 |
| Supplements | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Project Isorropía | 236 | 103 | 06 May 2021 00:11 | 27 Mar 2026 08:13 |
| SCP-783-L2 | 122 | 17 | 24 Aug 2021 04:08 | 25 Aug 2026 23:55 |
V for Addenda
Other Stuff I've Written:
Entry #17 on the 3301 test log, wherein I shoot my Author Avatar in the FRIGGEN FACE! It's a board game set in the Red Pool!!!
This creepypasta for Gears Birthday anthology 2017 titled "Hush".
Stuff in the "Junk Stuff" section of my sandbox - posted to the site with varying degrees of success - all self-deleted. All of these are up for grabs should anyone be interested in rewriting them.
Shaggynote: Should I happen to vanish, my shit belongs to the community. If for some reason edits or changes need to be made anywhere, including rewording articles for tone or for shifting standards/crosslink stuff/any unforeseeable site-wide culture shifts and projects, then go wild, so long as it makes sense.
