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Note from The Administrator: SCP-AU has began to narrate SCP files to the public. Though this constitutes a massive containment breach, he possesses such a deeply alluring voice that we simply cannot bear to take it down.

You can find SCP-AU's channel here: _ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC20RZNGo9bliSyo25CQ0H4A
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SCP-AU in repose. Nobody knows what the fuck that is behind him.

Item #: SCP-AU

Object Class: I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!TM

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized.1

Description: SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.

SCP Number Rating Comments Created Edited
S. D. Locke's Proposal 1866 263 21 Apr 2017 04:14 01 Sep 2021 00:10
SCP-5999 1260 266 20 Jan 2020 20:39 30 Jul 2021 18:31
SCP-3280 485 59 20 Feb 2018 04:46 01 Sep 2021 00:11
SCP-2193 415 76 18 Sep 2016 07:41 01 Sep 2021 00:12
SCP-3980 403 65 17 Feb 2018 08:11 15 Sep 2021 04:00
SCP-783 359 51 03 Jun 2018 03:03 01 Sep 2021 00:13
SCP-1661 227 21 25 Mar 2018 01:19 01 Sep 2021 00:13
SCP-2923 215 49 28 Apr 2016 14:40 01 Sep 2021 00:13
SCP-2385 190 35 07 Jan 2017 01:07 01 Sep 2021 00:14
SCP-3963 177 31 14 Jul 2017 06:07 01 Sep 2021 00:14
SCP-4910 158 106 30 Nov 2018 06:00 01 Sep 2021 00:15
SCP-3246 123 27 09 Apr 2018 16:23 01 Sep 2021 00:18
SCP-3247 117 35 08 Apr 2018 03:45 01 Sep 2021 00:19
SCP Number Rating Comments Created Edited
Ihp/Locke Proposal 266 78 05 May 2021 23:24 30 Jul 2021 17:52
SCP-5311 109 22 08 Mar 2021 02:01 31 Aug 2021 23:11

Addendum Uno: SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.

Title Rating Comments Created Edited
Not Fade Away 223 20 31 Oct 2016 09:53 01 Sep 2021 00:21
Reap What You Sew 87 9 16 Feb 2017 18:32 01 Sep 2021 00:22
Paradigm Shift 72 4 30 May 2017 14:16 01 Sep 2021 00:31
A Reason To Die 44 11 18 Sep 2016 04:39 01 Sep 2021 00:36
And Then I Died IV - Series 2 32 14 01 Oct 2018 06:26 15 Nov 2018 01:05
Title Rating Comments Created Edited
Heart and Sol 89 10 21 Feb 2021 03:43 01 Sep 2021 00:30
From Above 26 6 26 Aug 2021 05:00 30 Aug 2021 01:13

Addendumb

SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.

GOI Format Articles Rating Comments Created Edited
SPC-173 241 24 18 Feb 2018 06:22 01 Sep 2021 00:40
LTE-2712-Bosch 132 49 20 Jul 2016 16:39 01 Sep 2021 00:41
SPC-2935 124 18 02 Apr 2018 00:47 01 Sep 2021 00:43
P'rantortiz the Vile 121 12 02 Mar 2017 22:34 01 Sep 2021 00:46
GOI Format Articles Rating Comments Created Edited

Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.

Just pretend I wrote something funny here2.

Supplements Rating Comments Created Edited
SCP-783-L1 188 31 23 Jul 2018 05:12 01 Sep 2021 00:38
Supplements Rating Comments Created Edited
Project Isorropía 93 28 06 May 2021 00:11 16 Sep 2021 16:30
SCP-783-L2 16 3 24 Aug 2021 04:08 26 Aug 2021 14:58

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Other Stuff I've Written:

Entry #17 on the 3301 test log, wherein I shoot my Author Avatar in the FRIGGEN FACE! It's a board game set in the Red Pool!!!

This creepypasta for Gears Birthday anthology 2017 titled "Hush".

Stuff in the "Junk Stuff" section of my sandbox - posted to the site with varying degrees of success - all self-deleted. All of these are up for grabs should anyone be interested in rewriting them.

Shaggynote: Should I happen to vanish, my shit belongs to the community. If for some reason edits or changes need to be made anywhere, including rewording articles for tone or for shifting standards/crosslink stuff/any unforeseeable site-wide culture shifts and projects, then go wild, so long as it makes sense.


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