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Note from The Administrator: SCP-AU has began to narrate SCP files to the public. Though this constitutes a massive containment breach, he possesses such a deeply alluring voice that we simply cannot bear to take it down. You can find SCP-AU's channel here: _ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC20RZNGo9bliSyo25CQ0H4A |

SCP-AU in repose. Nobody knows what the fuck that is behind him.
Item #: SCP-AU
Object Class: I Can't Believe It's Not Contained!TM
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AU is to be contained within its hovel behind the dumpster at the Arby's next to Site-19. It is to be fed pre-chewed Slim Jims every full moon, by personnel dressed as Richard Simmons. In order to lessen the psychological stress from interacting with SCP-AU, absolutely no verbal communication with the entity is authorized.1
Description: SCP-AU is a humanoid entity comprised entirely of weasels. Despite this, it believes itself to be a non-anomalous human, and will become aggressive if confronted about its appearance. SCP-AU believes it is a researcher at Site-19, and claims to have been involved with the initial containment of the following SCPs.
SCP Number | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
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S. D. Locke's Proposal | 2357 | 278 | 21 Apr 2017 04:14 | 05 Sep 2023 09:26 |
SCP-5999 | 1588 | 289 | 20 Jan 2020 20:39 | 12 May 2023 22:34 |
SCP-3280 | 603 | 61 | 20 Feb 2018 04:46 | 03 Sep 2023 15:13 |
SCP-783 | 496 | 68 | 03 Jun 2018 03:03 | 24 Aug 2023 23:40 |
SCP-2193 | 482 | 77 | 18 Sep 2016 07:41 | 27 Jul 2023 13:26 |
SCP-3980 | 473 | 67 | 17 Feb 2018 08:11 | 16 Feb 2022 04:42 |
SCP-1661 | 270 | 22 | 25 Mar 2018 01:19 | 08 Oct 2022 18:29 |
SCP-2923 | 232 | 51 | 28 Apr 2016 14:40 | 30 Jul 2022 11:08 |
SCP-3963 | 212 | 33 | 14 Jul 2017 06:07 | 23 Oct 2022 08:14 |
SCP-2385 | 212 | 35 | 07 Jan 2017 01:07 | 16 Aug 2022 05:38 |
SCP-4910 | 204 | 116 | 30 Nov 2018 06:00 | 04 Feb 2023 04:15 |
SCP-3246 | 152 | 27 | 09 Apr 2018 16:23 | 01 Oct 2022 19:56 |
SCP Number | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
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Ihp/Locke Proposal | 470 | 98 | 05 May 2021 23:24 | 17 Jul 2023 08:29 |
SCP-7676 | 362 | 69 | 28 Jul 2022 22:37 | 11 Aug 2023 22:02 |
SCP-012-EX | 185 | 24 | 01 Oct 2021 13:29 | 03 Jan 2023 09:30 |
SCP-5311 | 131 | 22 | 08 Mar 2021 02:01 | 08 Oct 2022 21:03 |
SCP-6430 | 105 | 15 | 19 Apr 2022 20:46 | 22 Oct 2022 16:27 |
SCP-7932 | 88 | 22 | 28 Oct 2022 23:09 | 22 Sep 2023 20:26 |
SCP-6110 | 86 | 11 | 06 Oct 2021 15:44 | 03 Oct 2022 13:35 |
SCP-7427 | 64 | 16 | 03 Sep 2023 16:13 | 13 Sep 2023 09:06 |
Addendum Uno: SCP-AU has taken to writing what it refers to as 'Tales'. It does this by using feces collected from its constituent weasels. Several D-Class have been assigned to transcribe these stories, in order to gain information on SCP-AU.
Title | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
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Not Fade Away | 307 | 32 | 31 Oct 2016 09:53 | 23 Mar 2023 00:51 |
Reap What You Sew | 99 | 10 | 16 Feb 2017 18:32 | 10 Jan 2023 20:06 |
Paradigm Shift | 82 | 5 | 30 May 2017 14:16 | 02 Sep 2022 17:04 |
A Reason To Die | 46 | 11 | 18 Sep 2016 04:39 | 22 Oct 2022 17:06 |
And Then I Died IV - Series 2 | 32 | 14 | 01 Oct 2018 06:26 | 22 Sep 2022 17:10 |
Title | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
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Heart and Sol | 183 | 14 | 21 Feb 2021 03:43 | 25 Jul 2022 17:16 |
From Above | 35 | 6 | 26 Aug 2021 05:00 | 03 May 2022 14:42 |
Addendumb
SCP-AU has somehow gotten its many, many tiny mitts on internal documentation from rival GOIs. We're not going to ask it what it had to do to obtain them.
GOI Format Articles | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
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SPC-173 | 284 | 24 | 18 Feb 2018 06:22 | 22 Oct 2022 17:06 |
SPC-2935 | 151 | 20 | 02 Apr 2018 00:47 | 08 May 2022 15:31 |
LTE-2712-Bosch | 143 | 49 | 20 Jul 2016 16:39 | 05 Nov 2021 12:11 |
P'rantortiz the Vile | 135 | 12 | 02 Mar 2017 22:34 | 22 Oct 2022 17:06 |
GOI Format Articles | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
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Addendum 3:Addendum HARDER.
Just pretend I wrote something funny here2.
Supplements | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
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SCP-783-L1 | 231 | 31 | 23 Jul 2018 05:12 | 26 Aug 2023 22:23 |
Supplements | Rating | Comments | Created | Edited |
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Project Isorropía | 176 | 89 | 06 May 2021 00:11 | 08 Jun 2023 18:07 |
SCP-783-L2 | 71 | 12 | 24 Aug 2021 04:08 | 26 Aug 2023 23:00 |
V for Addenda
Other Stuff I've Written:
Entry #17 on the 3301 test log, wherein I shoot my Author Avatar in the FRIGGEN FACE! It's a board game set in the Red Pool!!!
This creepypasta for Gears Birthday anthology 2017 titled "Hush".
Stuff in the "Junk Stuff" section of my sandbox - posted to the site with varying degrees of success - all self-deleted. All of these are up for grabs should anyone be interested in rewriting them.
Shaggynote: Should I happen to vanish, my shit belongs to the community. If for some reason edits or changes need to be made anywhere, including rewording articles for tone or for shifting standards/crosslink stuff/any unforeseeable site-wide culture shifts and projects, then go wild, so long as it makes sense.






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