SeekGull's Archive

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WELCOME TO MY ARCHIVE!


Hi! I'm SeekGull, or just Martin. Known CSS merchant, "researcher goes through shit" one-trick-pony, and a 1 9 article Andy.

I highly recommend looking through my archive on a desktop, you may find it more interesting that way!


Thank you to HaydenSaintPascalHaydenSaintPascal and wackdogwackdog for help with this page.
Background render made by @adrianhamar.art on instagram.

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MY ARTICLES


SCP-9008 — This Place Sucks
File after file, page after page. I still keep going. Somebody has to. Maybe one day it will all add up to something.

[20 Sep 2025 03:59] [+223]


SCP-9890 — Another Chance
You are not my mother.

[29 Oct 2025 17:18] [+61]


SCP-9870 — Primal Cold
Maybe we should’ve stayed scared.

[18 Dec 2025 21:24] [+70]


SCP-8584 — Same Clown, Different Day
Living like this, it’s just so… easy.

[28 Jan 2026 22:16] [+28]


SCP-9606 — The Arrangement
Stone regards stone.

[13 Feb 2026 23:18] [+74]


SCP-9501 — A Seat at the Edge of the World
The view from the edge is beautiful.

[19 Feb 2026 22:47] [+59]


National Fog Safety Initiative
Official United States Fog Preparedness and Safety Information Hub.

[20 Apr 2026 20:51] [+422]


SCP-9728 — The Art of Punching Type Greens
"Since most Type Greens aren't very physically capable, they folded after a single knuckle sandwich."

[10 May 2026 23:12] [+146]

MY TALES


The Stranger, The Newcomer, and The Old Man
In the land of gold, the horizon never ends.

[28 Mar 2026 02:30] [+18]

LIST OF MY MINIONS


"this place user sucks :(" -BAD_DATABAD_DATA

"What if you were cold" -AWhiteBoyAWhiteBoy

"What if you were warm" -wackdogwackdog

"At this time please forward all inquiries to my lawer" -BanishedDemonessBanishedDemoness

"this page sucks" -AnyarAnyar

"Why are you talking to me?" -penumbralchoirpenumbralchoir

"Sometimes you just gotta look at your own writing and say….yikes!" -KatyaStrangeloveKatyaStrangelove

"Did I miss asking for a spot in the quotes? 😭" -FermentatingFermentating

"Allegedly, this place sucks." -AstralNavigatorAstralNavigator

"Pretend like I'm spray painting something really offensive riiight here" -tacticalnecromancytacticalnecromancy

"Martin has the viscosity of a drained grape" -DFAstillo91DFAstillo91

“You have signed up to the P4TR1CK writer development group, as such, you have agreed to forest 50% of all upvotes now until the end of your contract in 2073” -P4TR1CK07P4TR1CK07

"how do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?
get them to pronounce unionised" -fairydoctorfairydoctor

"The" -HiddenWetaHiddenWeta

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