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DECLASSIFICATION ARCHIVE
The implications are terrifying, no?
And finally, a subtle hint that the current terrors that our world face could be averted, if only a woman would burn her child alive.
But if you hide the rocks throughout the worlds, break the array, He cannot move from this world. And while He will be eternal here, he is locked in a perpetual prison.
SCP-093 - Red Sea Object (video)
From the ashes, a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original
It was written to convey a setting, a world in which the abnormal is not only reality, but commonplace. The actual object was just a narrative vehicle for that.
The Administrator then asks the question again. What is the best way to hide SCP-001, the maker of the universe?
Make it SCP-184.
SCP-256 - Trapped in the Typewriter
Four civilians are allowed access to 256, and they are recorded as being romantically involved with or related to SCP-256. What? It's a typewriter!
SCP-343 - "God" (video)
PLACEHOLDER
SCP-1168 - A Highly Immature and Completely Unofficial Parody
Why sex offender, all of the sudden? Does this have a hidden meaning? (Of course it does, that's why I mentioned it.)
SCP-1173 - The Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace
The other side claims that the memetic agent removes the memory that this country exists, that it is an actual place, and that the people from this country are experiencing severe persecution, bordering on genocide, due to the memetic agent preventing the world from acknowledging that they exist.
And we have no way of knowing which is true.
SCP-1272 - Slow Motion Catastrophe
Mr. Blue Man is moving at over 400 million kilometers per hour. This is why they've been sending teams in to stop the first group. If the first teams move the statues and stop the anomaly, Mr. Blue Man will still be moving that fast when he leaves.
SCP-1342 - To the Makers of Music
We went to commit genocide against the beings most like us in the Universe, and that's also human nature.
Finally, note that the angel died of malnutrition. This little detail will (say it with me now) come up later.
SCP-1383 – Partially-Functioning Pataphorical Torment Chamber
The ideas are leaking.
So either the authors of Star Signals are uneducated wackos, or they’re talking about other anomalous weirdness. Either works.
SCP-1427 - Extinguishing Stele
And in order to keep a constant supply of oppressed people, the Foundation engages in propping up the government of North Korea in order to keep the regime running.
SCP-1539 - Semantic Dissociator
Obviously, this is a washer/dryer set. We even know its model number. Yes, it moved around, spoke, and had the physical attributes of a man (and now it has the attributes of a dead and decaying man.) How does that change that it's a washer/dryer set?
Here, the author is saying "God, I wish there were some magical device that could block these telepathic signals! Too bad that doesn't exist".
SCP-1718 - Experimental Containment Unit
Roses are red, Violets are blue, People don't think the containment chamber be like it is, but it do.
SCP-1730 - What Happened to Site-13? Part I
The basic setup that you should be aware of: a Site from another universe kicked into our reality, from a parallel Foundation that is less ethical than ours. This idea is explored in great detail.
SCP-1730 - What Happened to Site-13? Part II
If there's something strange in your neighborhood,
Who you gonna call? Samsara!
If there's something weird and it don't look good,
Who you gonna call? Samsara!
This guy many be an indestructible anomaly, but he's still running a business, and if you break his ships, he's not refunding your money.
SCP-1762 - Where the Dragons Went
Here our story ends, but the wonder lives on.
"What Price Is Virtue"? 20 US Dollars, apparently.
SCP-1875 - Antique Chess Computer
Yep, that's right. The little girls' poltergeists have gone sentient, escaped the machine through e-mail, and are (apparently) now out for chess-style revenge. They're gonna get you next.
SCP-1893 - The Minotaur's Tale
Iteration F is gay furry porn.
SCP-2004 - Personal Data Assistant of the Gods
Oh No.
SCP-2111 - If You Can Read This…
They also have their own undercover janitors scouring the Foundation's halls for invisible graffiti (I wonder if there even are any Foundation janitors that are just janitors).
Now imagine an army of soldiers with advanced weaponry, all enhanced by SCP-2122-2. That is the Foundation's goal here.
SCP-2123 - I Accidentally The Whole Universe
There are a lot of eithers here in this article. Here, either this collider collides particles currently unknown to mankind, or knowing which particles are collided is somehow dangerous information.
That's where the Ethics Committee steps in. Messing with people's personal history isn't a moral thing to do.
SCP-2180 - The Living Cave Painting
Stroke of midnight. 1st January. The new year. This is what the number is on the wall.
On another note, why the hell would a toymaker create this damn thing?
The 'cognitohazard' is simply the bodies of a dead class of young students trying to make the world remember them.
SCP-2317 - A Door To Another World
The real twist is that SCP-2317 isn't the door, but the entity contained within: "The ████, Devourer of Worlds". We also learn that Calabasas is - get this - useless. It doesn't do anything.
SCP-2317 is uncontainable.
SCP-2338 - Unorthodox Adoption
Yes, this weird large jellyfish thing somehow has a connection to two grown men breaking into a maximum security vault and killing 22 children. Yes. Welcome to the Foundation, reader.
SCP-2343 - How I Got To Memphis (video)
PLACEHOLDER
Ultimately, this is a character piece. Dr. Graff was irresponsible and put a lot of people in danger with her actions. She is clearly very intelligent, but is petulant and petty, and when she was insulted, she struck back with overwhelming force.
SCP-2400 - Temporal Dilation Facility
Of course, 2400 would be consumed, and everyone inside would die, but at least everyone outside would be fine. Probably.
Next, the D-bois bring up a common question with dangerous Keters: Why not neutralize it?
SCP-2456 - Dreams of a Broken World
While active, there were random eclipses, zombies, and red poison in the sea. It also killed 53 million people.
SCP-2470 - The Void Singularity
Since this object is comparatively easy to contain, it makes little sense to try and destroy it and allow another ZK-class scenario to form. This thing is a goddamn insurance policy.
SCP-2480 - An Unfinished Ritual
"Presumed Neutralized"? Well, isn't that comforting. What that essentially means is:
Object Class: It's fine NO IT ISN'T It's gone missing.
SCP-2498 is an epic of impressive scale, a narrative about godhood, humanity, and the weight of the world and of the flow of time.
SCP 2510 - Got A Secret, Can You Keep It?
People in life, in all circumstances, more often than not like to ignore problems they don't want to address, and that almost never ends well.
The Foundation sends its favorite badass lawyer, Sheldon Katz, to talk to it.
SCP-2557 - A Holding of Envelope Logistics
They are literally making money off of people suffering.
SCP-2589 - Don’t Leave Me This Way
Well that was an early “OH SHIT” moment. Don’t worry, there’s plenty more to come.
Hell hath no fury like hormonal teenagers ripped out of their physical bodies in order to be an incorporeal military supercomputer hive mind.
SCP-2614 - Sometimes I Go Out In Pity For Myself
And thus, both the end of the universe and the beginning of it are one and the same, this endless bright corridor, the only thing we know is real.
Worse, it seems that the core is containing Omega, and if that containment were ever to break, the reversed entropy would spread across the entire universe, reversing time back to the Big Bang. It's set to do just that, breaking its own containment in 2234.
And what the everloving FUCK is "DAMMERUNG"?
Someone tries to make intestinal distress Inside Dr. Bright, but for some reason it doesn't work. The pointer tries to access the location in memory of Intestinal Distress; it's Outside, and no longer under the pointer's influence. Whatever the case, Dr. Bright assigns the pointer to Intestinal Distress, puts the doctor Inside it.
This SCP can't really be understood in-universe, and that's kind of the point. That nightmare most of us have had: running from something, some unknowable fear, the one Olivia references? This is that bundled with family tragedy and domestic violence.
Hell, by studying the anafabula so heavily, the Foundation has accelerated its own destruction by giving it so many opportunities to enter their universe, and by creating one in the layer just beneath them.
SCP-2764 - The Eldritch Antarctic
He’s being followed by an eldritch horror and mentally tormented by it at the same time, but he pitches a fucking tent and reads a book.
Remember that big dumb button that we kept pushing?
The next one is attempting to destroy SCP-001. First, it's approved, only to be rejected due to being "Impossible." This is where we get the sense that this is a big issue.
SCP-2905 - A Web Wrapped With Roses and Poisons
And sadly, the plan of keeping her safe by building her a human body is completely ruined by the Foundation’s existence. The moment the body is finished and she’s able to move with it, the Foundation will either destroy her or lock her up in a dark cell for all time.
SCP-2922 - Notes From the Under
In conclusion this skip isn’t just about a shitty little brain implant, it’s about love, betrayal, and doing everything in your power to pursue what you think is right.
It's a cave - a Keter cave. The most dangerous and hard-to-contain, unpredictable cave ever, apparently.
SCP-2943 - In Case Of Emergency, Break Glass
SCP-2943 is like the time version of SCP-2000. It's a way to save and load; a real-life quicksave. It's the best power, the one thing that was beyond the Foundation, delivered perfectly into their hands.
She thought she was a spirit of hatred and revenge, but it turns out that she was the one being haunted the entire time.
SCP-2998 - Anomalous Transmission, 2485 Hz
The Foundation is used as religious propaganda.
I don't have much to add here. We're witnessing a man's slow collapse into oblivion. This is what happens when someone is left alone, truly, completely alone.
There is no pantheon, or a host of angels, or pearly gates. The spirit world is nothing but God and cicadas.
The basic idea, in fact, is very very simple: A Scranton Reality Anchor is malfunctioning because it can't figure out which reality to anchor itself to.
SCP-3007 - World Of Two Artists
Infohazard. Bam. Right there. That painting? That's the infohazard.
SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA (video)
So the idea that this is interdimensional doesn't really pop up anywhere too explicit.
SCP-3009 - Hi, I'm Your Snappelganger!
No one at the Foundation really knows the real Stacey Lee.
And that brings us to the end of SCP-3021, an article detailing what happens when the Foundation creates something, and is then split on what to use it for.
SCP-3031 - Beginning of Wisdom
And with that we reach the end of the description, and get a pretty decent idea of what 3031 is: a custom built cell, keeping us both alive and scared by messing with our brain chemistry.
SCP-3043 - Murphy Law in... Type 3043 - FOR MURDER! (video)
All I can say is, sequel, perhaps? Six seasons and a movie? Time can only tell.
SCP-3084 - Seven Strangers at a Feast
The Foundation’s been duped. By trying to dig into the deeper into what it could be (quite literally for Dr. Dumont), they had also accidentally unleashed its content into their own world - whoopsie.
The only information left will be 3125. That will be all that remains.
Maybe.
The file for SCP-3133 actually has two parts: Version A and Version B. A notice at the top of each version explains that any individual may only have 3133/A clearance or 3133/B clearance, punishable by immediate death.
This ONE SIMPLE TRICK can get YOU rich, fast! Foundation mathematicians HATE him!
We've seen narrativic SCPs before, but the way 3145 is used is entirely novel, and it puts an emotional twist on the concept.
OH GOD. Okay.
SCP-3154 - Terminal State Inducer
The most efficient way to induce a Sigma State is to cut open large blood vessels, as the central cause is exsanguination, or severe loss of blood.
SCP-3176 - Estimated Time of Arrival
The Foundation dug themselves into a hole, then dug themselves out of the hole, and then the MTF prevented the creation of the shovel. Whew!
SCP-3201 - well, it was low-entropy while it lasted.
And that's how we'll die.
Clearly, though, this is just the antimemetic anomaly telling us its not there- in reality, we know exactly what's lying inside that chamber. We simply can't remember.
It wants you to come up with something to fill in the blank. Because 3265 is ultimately just a blank that wants so badly to be filled ifyouknowwhatImean
Remember earlier when I said they drank from a mop-sink? Yeah, that was a bad idea.
SCP-3281 - [REDACTED BY AARS538]
There is a childhood fear which consists of the idea that if you perform a specific set of actions, or vocalize a set of sounds in just the right way, you might accidentally cause something terrible to occur.
SCP-3294 - A Severe Case of Soulnesia
And just to be clear, TYRFING is not bees. Probably. We don't actually know the contents of information containing TYRFING.
SCP-3309 - Where We Go When We Fade, Fade Away
Smalls isn't just a researcher. He's a Mary Sue.
Surely, there's nothing much mysterious about this, but there are still many more things unsolved on its creator — "olliefox", what is exactly the motivations of this anomalous furry? What caused the fox to get here? By the analysis of the skip, we can find answers way more in-depth than "MONEY WINS".
Everything from the very beginning was designed to draw in just the kind of people they needed, people who would take the bait and keep pushing and pushing to find the something that just had to be at the top.
Despite knowing its father can't read the document, and despite knowing the document will likely be deleted by the first affected staff member that comes across it, the object is still going to continue posting and reposting the document until it dies or ceases being anomalous. That's determination right there.
It's like A = B, B = C, therefore A = C. But since A cannot directly equal C (by nature of the anomaly), we need to go the long way round.
SCP-3500 - Instructions Unclear, Got Dick Stuck In Roget
SCP-3500 is by far the most meta SCP on the entire goddamn site. It's So Meta, Even This Acronym isn't meta enough to describe how meta this SCP is. It's so meta it's pata. There are so many meta skips included in this meta skip that he's some suggested reading of meta skips before you even enter this meta skip.
SCP-3553 - They All Go Into The Dark
Now, we come to the hero victim protagonist main character of our story: Jacob Montauk. (No relation!).
SCP-3545 - The Places You'll Never Go
There will be no way to escape, no way to prevent it, and nothing to do about it.
Well, that's unfortunate. At least we know exactly where the anomaly is now.
SCP-3626 - Do not stop reading this document
And we've reached the distortion point.
But it's negative space - it turns out, that the anomaly is what we consider "normal," and everything surrounding it is the real horror.
SCP-3739 - Mind Milk by Moosphere, Inc.
I wish the milk was green because it was rotten.
SCP-3790 - Department of Abnormalities
Well, ain’t that ominous.
SCP-3791 - An Entirely Standard and Uneventful Anomaly
It doesn’t matter. The asker is gone and reduced to dust. The black moon is dust.
SCP-3799 - A Short History of Snowfall
It appeared here, an impregnable sphere that doesn’t fully exist, a reminder from the man and the Snow of what happened when the Foundation tried to save the world.
SCP-3838 - Nomads Of The Fourth-Dimensional Steppe
All Hail The King.
SCP-3935 - This Thing a Quiet Madness Made
There is no forgiveness or release in the end, the spiral of dark secrets only goes deeper and deeper, hidden underground, buried to be forgotten, with all the suffering still present, like the endless schools going deeper and deeper.
UNDEFINED - Containment Chamber #3942
Now we know why the Item Number and Object Class are UNDEFINED- The description is unfinished. If that's the case, why are we reading it?
The researcher does one more experiment: he uses a method to get a visual image of "what the protein sees." Surprise surprise! It's a spider!
SCP-3980 - Blind Lead the Blind
The properties of this anomaly have already manifested and continue to manifest, but someone wants us to think that it cannot be identified and is contained. It’s not.
SCP-3999 - I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me
It appears to be nonsense, but don't be fooled; dream logic flows through this, both meta and in-universe, tying this whole thing together into an exposition both on identity and self, as well as a horrifying parable about one man and his crumbling reality.
SCP-4000 is a story of genocide, retribution, and fantasy, all wrapped up in a deep exploration of the history of the Foundation. It expands upon an element of the world the Foundation inhabits that isn't frequently brought up - the existence of other races, races that co-existed with humans until we drove them out and made our world "pure".
SCP-4000 - Taboo (video)
They don't have an extreme iron deficiency. They're just fairies and iron is poison to them. It's not in their systems.
Finally, we find out what this thing is. All of this security, all of these failsafes; all exist to protect… history.
SCP-4002 - The Black Moon Howls From Beyond the Edge of Time
So, yes. The contract is SCP-4002.
Like how one’s existence as a pawn in a narrative seems bleak, the thought that the only thing keeping the Foundation’s whole operation together is a thin veil is, to the Foundation, equally bleak.
SCP-4031 - The Amnesiac Redemption
Have you ever heard somebody say that blood tastes metallic?
Hello, Blue Wraith!
SCP-4070 - Just Something He Thinks About
For those of you who think that sounds random, let me explain. In 1983, King published a horror novel titled Christine, in which a car is possessed and starts killing people.
Humanity has a thing for following orders, especially when said orders don't seem threatening.
SCP-4098 - S-C-P, easy as 19-3-16!
Long phrasing short, after making sure they didn’t let it affect the outside world, scientists at Site-94 enacted Operation “Socrates’ Crass Purity”, which is what caused SCP-4098 to gain its anomalous properties.
And what is this goddamned action?
Hey, Cam 5's working now and JESUS CHRIST IT'S A MASS OF CHARRED CORPSES!
SCP-4231 - The Montauk House, Part One
Here's the mindset of our abuser. She feels like she's owed this, like she's owed his body. He is hers.
SCP-4231 - The Montauk House, Part Two
They don't really care if they are innocent, and didn't yet deserve to die, because to leave them unchecked would be catastrophic.
Title drop.
SCP-4335 - A Welt In The Crucible
For those of you too lazy to click the link, that's a picture of an iron door in a mountain side… in Minecraft. Yes, you read that correctly. Minecraft. Told you it'd get pretty weird.
Only one side is going to walk out of Grantsfield.
SCP-4400 - This Is Not A Place Of Honor
God fucking damn it it's them again.
Didn't you ever go to Sunday school?
SCP 4500 - Socratic Containment Procedures
Once again it's phrased like a script, so we know that this document will probably be largely made up of this dialogue.
Of course, remember how I said 𝒩ness is otherwise a measure of some subjective quantifications? This is where the Pisk brothers come in, and where 𝒩ness hits its objective-relative wall: How do you really measure your own worth?
But that's not a reason to give up. There's still hope out there.
This is starkly contrasted with its Series V counterparts, where every article has its format screwed more than your mom in a bid to make them outstanding.
Man, the Foundation does not mess around at all.
SCP-4803 - The Man Documenting
I also allow me to write this declass, cause fuck me, that's why. How's that for a god damn loophole, mods? What're you gonna do, ban me?
SCP-4804 - The Pulp Is Fictional
So this means…I guess…oranges aren't real, then?
If their memory is deviated from what it was before, then it's a breach and they're transferred to Area-13, which at this point is looking like the Leper Colony for this anomaly.
Explicable, huh?
SCP-4839 - FAFNIR - or, "I Caress It, 'Cause I Possess It!"
Thank god we have the Three Moons Initiative to come bail us out innit?
&SCP-4853, An Extremely Expensive Declassification
If you want to find out, you'd better have deep pockets.
Right off the bat, the Foundation admits that they don’t know shit about SCP-4877.
SCP-4903 - Eternity, Served Cold
We have an incredible, perhaps perfect, containment chamber. Something designed not merely to imprison something, but to imprison an incredibly powerful entity beyond all hope of escape. Even death is denied to the prisoner.
Time heals all wounds, no matter how imperative it is we keep the scars.
There's something about alabaster, gypsum blood, and self-referential loops in there that is simply undecipherable.
SCP-4932 - Sadly, Nothing Lasts Forever
And then Alaska went.
The gravediggers are trying to bury their ancestors so they don’t have to dig at all.
SCP-KNIFE - A Knife Only Seen Through Gaslight
For five months, he suffered. And freed himself.
Dr. Carè says that he needs to tell Lesteigh something "before it happens". That "Something will happen", but he doesn't know what.
Wow, I’d kill everyone too if I saw that thing in everyone’s heads!
SCP-5000 - Why? Part 2, why harder
Now we have enough symbolism to piece everything together, and any further supporting details are only further confirmation. The Entity has been identified with both a “breath of life” and an amoral, one-size-fits-all non-afterlife of endless, horrible subterranean desiccation.
Can I get a UH OH from the audience?
Moon. Dark. Howl.
Mother fuck.
Y'all ever heard of How It's Made?
The Foundation has been revealed to the world all because of seven marbles. But you know by now that they aren't marbles. That's why this thing is Tiamat Class.
Killing their emotions, however, also means killing whatever’s left that would make them alive, sooner or later.
SCP-5191 - A child for christmas
As the letters progress, the children (and the process of purchasing them) are progressively more dehumanised.
Exactly what happens when you become an instance? How does SCP-INTEGER do this? Are you tired of rhetorical questions?
SCP-5310 - Coalescence/Integration/ORGANISM
He knows what the truth of SCP-5310 is, but he genuinely, fundamentally can't explain that to Ernest in a way that would make sense to him. It's as if they live in two different worlds now.
Their need for all that knowledge has caught up to them, and now the RED TEAM will suffer the consequences.
SCP-5404 - Linguistic Minefield (Boom-Boom Words)
How do you contain something if you don't even know where the Fae orchestrating it are?
SCP-5466 - Death of the Creator
(I'd say my shitty sandbox probably contributed 90% of its power, sorry guys)
SCP-5500 - Death of the Authors
Finally these interpretations are my own, but are totally correct because I killed the author and as such the only correct interpretation is of the readers.
SCP-5666 - When A Mind Flies Into The Sun
When your mind flies into the sun, more often than not, you get burned.
SCP-5682 - A Brief Moment Of Revelation
After all, what are the first words out of the mouth of every Biblical angel's mouth?
Our final clue comes in the form of [DATA EXPUNGED]. Are you starting to sense a theme here?
Oh SHIT! There is no Cannon!
Okay well this is just God's corpse I guess.
The reason he decided to do so is fundamentally rooted in ethics.
As cliche as it sounds, SCP-6060 is a story of finding one's own identity and coming to terms with it and accepting it, and not simply conforming to the standards set upon us by society, or in Suzie's case, by the Foundation.
Daeva does not deny that it had a rough point, but it has done so much good that to reduce it so one single point thousands of years ago is wildly dishonest.
SCP-6699 - The Rhizome of Our Minds
The Foundation's forcing their normality as though it is the only way to exist, and what's worse, Elmwoods sees it was her research that allowed them to do so.
SCP-6789 - Return. Return. Return.
Mother Nature’s heartbeat is heard, and now she can neutralize the poison known as humanity. She still has hope they can change, but humanity has given up, apparently.
Natural processes are simply making the situation worse for the Foundation.
Dr. Gears' Proposal - The Prototype
This suggests some kind of juvenility, as if whoever is writing this is some sort of ameteur, or perhaps they were rushing to get it done. As we’ll see later, both of these will be the case.
Dr. Mackenzie's Proposal - The Legacy
A few points to note here: why would this technology “hasten” the process? Why does he have to kill presumably the Foundation when they do this? How does he do it? Surely he can’t kill the entire Foundation by himself.
The anomaly is extremely plain of a surface level - a facility with Keters that contain each other - but on top of that is a rich mystery implying some very deep truths about the nature of the universe and the origin of the anomalous.
IHP's/SDL's Proposal - Keter Duty
The light world becomes the pattern screamer to the dark world.
djkaktus's Proposal I - The Children
And thus ends this 001 proposal, which deals not truly with the Foundation's creation, but its ultimate philosophy and purpose, and as a haunting account of madness in its early days, and at its very heart.
TwistedGears-Kaktus Proposal - The Broken God
This next part begins with one hell of a picture.
Let that sink in. That’s 160 million square kilometers of land just gone. That’s roughly half of Germany, or the entire state of Florida, just straight up being removed.
What the fuck happened in Mexico?
Kalinin's Proposal - Past and Future
Have I mentioned we're absolutely fucked?
Wrong Proposal - The Consensus
The consensus has changed: the Fifth Occult War does not exist; it is no longer agreed as such. A revote has been put in place, and SCP-001 has changed, because the consensus said so. There was no CK-Class scenario, no anything. Just a lot of public opinion that it never existed.
S. D. Locke's Proposal - When Day Breaks
Thuds, from the flesh masses, bang against the door. SCP-001-A has found you, and they will take you. You are cornered, with no hope of escape. It breaks down the door, and you do not struggle as you are carried into the waiting light.
Part 3: I’m Running Out Of Part Names, But People Die.
Tufto's Proposal - The Scarlet King
The O5 council doesn’t understand the law of howling and thinks that changing the classification from Keter to Safe will do the job. But that won’t stop the Scarlet King from coming. Nothing will.
djkaktus's Proposal II - Atonement
From their perspective, they've just been duped into letting a malevolent entity destroy the multiverse, when in reality they are the ones responsible for the doom that will eventually befall them.
The Great Hippo's Proposal (feat. PeppersGhost) - A Good Boy
Now comes the home stretch. What will our mechanical canine do now that he has complete control of the Foundation?
One word: Magic!
Captain Kirby's Proposal - O5-13
If you're the only nonanomalous person on an anomalous council, who's really normal?
TL;DR: SCROLL DOWN TO INSTANTLY DIE
not_a_seagull's Proposal - The Sky Above The Port
Waking up is not something we can afford.
Meta Ike Proposal - The Solution
The Foundation can’t fight the Scarlet King, the anafabula, or anything else, so they make something that can.
Lily's Proposal - The World's Gone Beautiful
For the first time in history, the Foundation not only decided to not contain an anomaly, they're also helping the anomaly.
Noir Box Proposal - Tindalos Trinity
The Ouroboros proposal but it is actually an Ouroboros.
djkaktus's Proposal III - The Way It Ends (1)
djkaktus's Proposal III - The Way It Ends (2)
djkaktus's Proposal III - The Way It Ends (3)
It doesn't.
CODE NAME: ████ ███ - The Truth
The Administrator then asks the question again. What is the best way to hide SCP-001, the maker of the universe?
Make it SCP-184.
Why would the foundation name this alt universe after the castle that contains the Holy Grail?
The Cool War - Pt. 1&2 (wowwee go kill ursefl/It Just Shattered)
This discussion is basically Chaotic Neutral vs. Lawful Good, in a sense.
The Cool War - Pt. 3&4 (A Cooler Manifesto/Snip Snip Snip)
As we can see, one of the main motifs throughout the story is the conflict between two factions of Are We Cool Yet? and the quest for the group as a whole to rediscover themselves.
The Cool War - Pt. 5&6 (Flexibility/Novel Cultivars)
In a variety of ways, it creates a world that seems vibrant, lived-in, and constantly responding to itself.
There Is No Antimemetics Division
You’re not arachnophobic, are you?
After learning this, they proceeded to do the sensible thing and shout nonsense at the sky.
You know, I'm starting to get the feeling that whatever this text is, it doesn't like us very much.
The head was sliced clean off.
Code is like an SCP, only use a format screw if there is a damn good reason.
So somehow, the lil' peanut butter boio is related to the primordial lord of suffering and chaos. Fun.
The Holy Fucking Grail. Yep, the Foundation had the Holy Grail, concluded that it was worthless, and destroyed it.
Some Are Born To Endless Night
Ah, teenagers. You let em mind-meld with their friends one time, and suddenly they're stuck together for all eternity.
Needless to say, David and his father do NOT have a good relationship.
And then you die. Lucky you - this poor bastard doesn't even get that.
SCP-ES-002 - Acoustic Parasite
It gets bad. The vibrations change frequency and start to disrupt the body- initially only affecting hearing and balance, but quickly moving on to severe tissue damage. It has another effect, though, one that is even more concerning.
The Foundation's main strength is to create rules to maintain order. Even though the O5 are just ordinary people with ordinary lives and problems too.
There are several stories and theories regarding this building. UN is denying everything.
SCP-001-KO - The Defense Mechanism
And our poor listener is one of those identifiers that tells the Universe what to destroy.
And there we have it - our first foreign-language 001. It's big, it tells a story, and, unlike most SCP articles, it has a spark of hope at the end.
Well, I never liked doing exams in school, but guess we have no choice to understand this SCP. Wonder if anything happens if we exceed the time limit.
International Laconic: SCP-CN-147, SCP-1175-RU, SCP-PL-005, SCP-836-JP
The chocolate when a human is found, will coat the genitals.
The bulk of the context was written in classical Chinese, and I forced my fellow Chinese to read through it without translation in order to create an atmosphere of nostalgia, but I'll spareth thee the detaileth h're.
This thing is clearly not your standard history textbook.
SCP-920-EX - Evil Workgroup Printer
It’s bad enough that it killed people and destroyed an insurance company – can you imagine this code gaining control of Keter containment door controls, O5 commands, or nuclear warheads?
Good thing we don’t need to worry about any of that. After all, it’s been Explained.
OLD NEWS, BUDDY! THIS IS TAGGED -EX, GET WITH THE PROGRAM!
MEMORANDA REGARDING PROJECT 001
So if they're using literal weapons of angels on a global scale… yeah, I'd think this is cause for worry.
SCP-5000-contest-hub Declassification
Despite Caterer Hynes' purely culinary occupation, he possesses level 4 access codes and is 7th in command in the event of total Administrative fallout.
The Trends and Eras of SCP: An Examination of How SCP Writing Has Changed Between 2007 and 2021
SCP is almost, dare I say it, mainstream. No doubt soon I will be able to impress girls with how many +1s I got on my last article.
Please note that this article is not satirical or sarcastic in any way, and we, as members of the SCPD moderation staff, will never let you guys down.
Transcription of a lost audio tape of a declassification for The Rounderpage.
Elenee: Every building, every…everything! They’re all ro-… round! They’re all round!
Did I mention that SCP-001 is Apollyon?
SCP 371-J AKA "peanut funi xd "(I don't know how to type emojis) Declassified
Ah, a joke.
the scp 173 track - a sick beat by mobius and glenn leroi
Then I walked to him, like really close.
I looked at his face, but he had no nose!
Truly, SCP-005 is the most tragic story held by the SCP Foundation, and has arguably been the root for similarly emotional pieces, and should be widely regarded as “The Citizen Kane of the SCP universe”, “Will do for keys what Jaws did for sharks”, and similar praises.
No edits allowed. Ever. Okay then.
SCP-5790 actually declassified (really)
I suspect that the exact reasoning has something to do with the SCP-049 x SCP-035 smut as posted in the original declass, but in my extensive research I could not find any.
SCP-309-J - how do i delete articles
That being said, if we are going to poke fun at noob mistakes, we're going to do it right. Namely, with the maximum amount of half-ironic wankery pretentiousness.
Jam on with that classic 80's film quality, overly gratuitous bloody scenes, and let's get right into the man behind the mask.
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SCP-\̅\̅\̅\̅-J - The Subject is Aware
And that is why we don't let botnik write SCP articles.
SCPDECLASSIFIED ORIGINALS
SPC
(No, that's not a misspelling)Shark Punching Center. Originated as a backronym to make fun of the frequent misspelling of SCP. Became its own quasi-canon/alternate universe, but is considerably more tongue-in-cheek than other canons.
Modern Introduction to the SCP Foundation
In 2007, a single creepypasta on a fast-moving 4chan board caught a few people's attention. Today, it's grown to become one of the most prominent and impactful science fiction franchises of the early 21st century. A universe awaits. Are you ready to begin?
Groups of Interest Guide Part 1 - The SCP Foundation, The CI, The GOC, and The Serpent's Hand
The Foundation has matter and might,
The Foundation will fight the good fight.
Since we first lit the spark,
They would die in the dark,
So that mankind can live in the light.
The Foundation has matter and might,
The Foundation will fight the good fight.
Since we first lit the spark,
They would die in the dark,
So that mankind can live in the light.
Yaldabaoth represented aspects of chaos, flesh and beastiality, barely sentient and content to create and consume. Mekhane was of machines and metal, so Yaldabaoth was not really interested in it. Mekhane simply created the laws of the universe, quietly and progressively bringing order to the void.
Apotheosis Series/MTF Tau-5 ("Samsara")
They’re pretty controversial in the community, being loved for being immortal superhero dudes and hated for being immortal superhero dudes.
The Scarlet King (video)
The King gloried in violence and depravity, calling to it the psychopath and the deviant, who then attempted to summon it and bind it to the world, as the King could not make avatars of its own.
Our story begins roughly 90 trillion years ago.
Dr. Wondertainment (video)
Dr. Wondertainment may be a company, it may be an individual, it may be an individual that runs a company. Most important, however, is that Dr. Wondertainment is magical, and they make toys.
The Class of '76 - specifically, the Remembrance series - deals with what happens to ordinary people who are plunged into a world beyond their understanding.
Gamers Against Weed's Birth and Further Growth as Exemplified in Three (3) Tales
This tale showed the fact that GAW would have to deal with trauma. That it's not always jokes. But that it didn't have to mean dissolution. It didn't have to mean the end of a friend group. People can get through even the worst shit if they stay together.
This, in a way, helped kind of pave the way for what I hope is a new direction for the group.
Wouldn't be a Hanged King without a hanged king, would it?
In his own words, it’s meant to be more of a slice-of-life look at the Foundation, as opposed to a grand-scale conflict. The lives of researchers and how they interact with each other and the world at large, for the most part. I took the idea and ran with it.
I promise I'm not on drugs.
They estimate that everyone will be Allison Eckhart within 40 years.
SCP-4999 - Someone to watch over us
This is a reminder that though one may die, their memory persists. They were here, and though the world may have turned their shoulder to them, someone knows they were here. SCP-4999 knows that they were here, and they were glad you were.
SCP-2808, SCP-3063, SCP-1739, SCP-2246, SCP-3008
It's a strange, otherworldly hell, a plane that is naught but IKEA.
Kate McTiriss's Proposal, SCP-179, SCP-2799, SCP-1968, SCP-2217
Only the Sun is equal to her; she is the guardian of the galaxy (literally).
SCP-3060, SCP-231, SCP-2000, SCP-3000, SCP-2521
And we are the ones imagining what is behind those bars. We are the twisted ones.
djkaktus, one of the most celebrated SCP authors, as well as the most upvoted, has an interconnected lore and universe? Color me shocked, shocked I tell you!
Its origins are a near-complete mystery, and much like the Foundation, it’s possible to have multiple, even potentially conflicting settings about it - something something there is no canon.
