Agent Boyd defending against SCP-5200-J
Item #: SCP-5200-J
Object Class: DARE
Special Containment Procedures: As SCP-5200-J is not possible to contain, a public information campaign has been started to help members of the public JUST SAY NO! If any staff member is found considering giving in to SCP-5200-J, they are to be given a stern talking-to, followed by a dance number.
Description: SCP-5200-J is a phenomenon most commonly found in secondary school environments and on the streets, where innocent inner city kids are just trying to get by. SCP-5200-J is a feeling that you have to give in to what the cool kids are doing, or else you won't be cool, right? Giving into SCP-5200-J has many results, the most common being
- Getting hooked on the wacky tobacky.
- Dropping out of school.
- Letting down your schoolyard chums.
- Not making the team.
- Feeling down all the time.
- Disappointing your parents.
- DEATH
The most effective way to combat SCP-5200-J's effect is to JUST SAY NO!, which has been proven to be effective in almost 99% of all SCP-5200-J cases.