Summary of SCP-TTKU-J's desires
Item #: SCP-TTKU-J
Object Class: Keter, because it can and will kill you
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-TTKU-J is contained in a reinforced standard containment cell at Area-0000 - far away from you, whom it wants to kill. Due to the fact that SCP-TTKU-J is a very dangerous thing that desires to and has the means to kill you, SCP-TTKU-J is to not be handled by you specifically. This containment method would render you effectively immortal as far as SCP-TTKU-J's killing-you objective is concerned.
Description: SCP-TTKU-J is a thing that kills you. Though murder is an illegal action in every national jurisdiction on Earth, condemned in most religious scriptures, and generally looked down upon, SCP-TTKU-J as an entity has no regard for any rule against killing you and has the means to do so in multiple ways - including, but not limited to:
- Use of a weapon to kill you,
- Use of a torture device to torture you, then kill you,
- Use of its own bare [REDACTED]s to kill you,
- Enlisting the aid of different thing that kills you as a means to kill you,
- Killing you until your life functions cease, then continuing to kill you,
- Giving you a hug use of anomalous means to kill you, and
- [DATA EXPUNGED] ██ ████ you.
In the event of a total containment breach of SCP-TTKU-J, the inevitable result would be a URK-class you-are-about-to-be-killed event, followed by a UHK-class you-have-been-killed scenario. As you are, presumably, a thing that should not be killed, the latter scenario is to be avoided at all costs.
Addendum 1 - Interview with SCP-TTKU-J, 2/23/15:
Dr. Henderson: Good morning, SCP-TTKU-J, I hope you're doing well.
SCP-TTKU-J: Eh, could be better. Right now, all I can think about is how much I want to kill you in many different ways.
Dr. Henderson: You know we can't allow you to do that.
SCP-TTKU-J: I figured as much. Still, it would be very nice if you'd let me stick a shiv into your ribcage right this very minute, until your heart stops.
Dr. Henderson: Believe me, I've felt the same way many times.
SCP-TTKU-J: About yourself?
Dr. Henderson: Not quite.
SCP-TTKU-J: Man, I could go for some good ol'-fashioned you-murder right about now.
Dr. Henderson: Isn't there anything else you think about?
(Brief pause)
SCP-TTKU-J: I want to take up knitting.
Dr. Henderson: That's harmless enough.
SCP-TTKU-J: Because I could lure you into a false sense of security, then, when you least expect it, BAM! One knitting needle in each eye, as I tear out your heart with my teeth!
Dr. Henderson: This conversation is going nowhere.
SCP-TTKU-J: Obviously not! We haven't murdered you yet!
Dr. Henderson: If you hypothetically could kill me, what do you intend to do afterwards?
SCP-TTKU-J: Hmm… I kinda want to start a grindcore outfit.Dr. Henderson: What would it be called?
SCP-TTKU-J: "Pile of Dead You."
Dr. Henderson: …we're done here.