SCP-L462 is unfinished.
Item #: SCP-L462
Object Class: Unfinished
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-L462 is stored in the garage of Site-██. SCP-L462 is unfinished, and should remain unfinished be finished as soon as possible.
SCP-L462 should never be made aware of its flaws nor painted purple under any circumstances, no matter how beautiful the colour is in the glow of the sunset.
Proper parts make for a proper SCP-L462; to accept otherwise is to accept defeat.
SCP-L462, unfinished.
Description: SCP-L462 is a 1947 Buick Series 40 special sedan, currently painted green yellow white red black blue aqua purple cyan. SCP-L462 is in a severe state of disrepair, which will cease once it is finished. It can't run on the road like it used to, maybe SCP-L462 never has.
SCP-L462 is a bit of a fixer-upper, but we can get it on the road in a week month year decade SCP-L462 will never be finished and that's okay SCP-L462 deserves to be finished.
SCP-L462 deserves to be finished, to be driven into the sunset, that beautiful California sunset. Kicking up clean sand on a hot summer afternoon, doesn't that sound wonderful, SCP-L462?
Maybe one day SCP-L462 can be shown in those car shows out of town, where all finished cars go. The people there are finished too.
Addendum L462-1: Researcher Muffler of Site-██ replaced SCP-L462's gearshift, muffler, and windshield. With this, Researcher Muffler has finished SCP-L462. is unfinished.
Addendum L462-2: Janitor Clutch polished SCP-L462's chassis clockwise instead of counter-clockwise. Janitor Clutch is unfinished.
Addendum L462-3: Senior Researcher Paint painted SCP-L462 a shade of purple. Senior Researcher Paint is unfinished.
Discovery: SCP-L462 was found in the garage of David Steeringwheel from Sacramento California, in an unfinished state. An interview was conducted with Mr. Steeringwheel.
Interviewed: David Steeringwheel
Interviewer: Site Director Opal
Foreword: David Steeringwheel has refused to assist in finishing SCP-L462, even under threat of death.
<Begin Log>
Interviewer: David, you know what you've done, don't you?
Interviewed:
Interviewer: Exactly, you've left SCP-L462 unfinished.
Interviewed:
Interviewer: Why do you refuse to finish it? You've held that beautiful speed demon in your arms, cradled it since its birth, and you can't take the time to nurture it?
Interviewed:
Interviewer: You're a sick son of a bitch, you don't deserve anything in life.
Interviewed:
Interviewer: Once SCP-L462 is finished, you'll regret ever talking to us like that.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: David Steeringwheel was dismantled and replaced. A worthless waste of material he was. He cannot finish SCP-L462.
Addendum L462-A: Site Director Opal proposed the transfer of all Site-██ contained objects aside from SCP-L462. Approved.
Quote from Site Director Opal: "Taking up too much space."
Addendum L462-B: Site Director Opal ordered the dismantling of all Site-██ containment chambers. Approved.
Addendum L462-C: SCP-L462 ordered the dismantling of all Site-██ rooms but the garage. Approved.
Addendum L462-D: SCP-L462 ordered the dismantling of all Site-██ personnel. Approved.
Quote from Site Director Oil: "Happy to have made you finished, SCP-L462."
