Item #: SCP-134
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-134 is to be stored within a Low-Risk Anomalous Object Locker at Site-36. The storage unit must maintain a constant temperature of 4°C to prevent natural organic degradation. Testing involving human consumption of SCP-134 requires prior secondary authorization from Lead Researcher Tragni or Dr. Nenat.
Description: SCP-134 is a circular, double-layered confectionery item measuring approximately 25 cm in diameter, featuring white vanilla-flavored frosting. Chemical analysis indicates standard structural ingredients (flour, sucrose, lipids) alongside an unidentified, chemically inert compound that completely nullifies standard bacterial decay and staling processes.
Upon the consumption of a portion of SCP-134 exceeding 15 grams, subjects lose consciousness and enter a trance-like state lasting exactly 7 minutes. Electroencephalogram readouts during this window display accelerated neural activity within the hippocampus and prefrontal cortex, consistent with hypermnesia (extreme memory recall).
Subjects consistently report a vivid, non-linear, and immersive psychological replaying of what they subjectively determine to be the "most critical or emotionally significant" milestones of their lifespan.
Discovery & Initial State: SCP-134 was intercepted by Foundation field agents on 12/04/2005 following a localized raid on a suspected "dado" distribution hub in Kanpur, Uttar Pradesh in India. At the time of recovery, the item featured four wax candles spelling out "D-A-D-O" fixed to its upper surface. The object accompanied a printed receipt reading: "birthday cake [illegible writing] dado"
Addendum 134.1: Test Logs
Test Log 134.1-A
- Subject: D-8000
- Procedure: Subject instructed to ingest a 20-gram sample of SCP-134.
- Results: Subject entered the 7-minute catatonic state. Upon awakening, D-8000 exhibited mild emotional distress and detailed a highly vivid recollection of childhood events and a subsequent automotive accident from 2002. Subject noted that the memory felt "more real than the present."
Test Log 134.1-B
- Subject: D-9014
- Procedure: Subject instructed to ingest a 50-gram sample of SCP-134 to test dose-dependent severity.
- Results: 7-minute catatonia observed. Post-test interview revealed no change in the duration of the state, but the subject reported experiencing the memories from a third-person, omniscient perspective rather than a first-person viewpoint.
Test Log 134.1-C
- Subject: D-4331
- Procedure: In an unauthorized deviation from protocol, D-4331 consumed the entirety of the remaining mass of SCP-134 (approximately 1.2 kilograms) in a single sitting.
- Results: Upon full consumption of the item, the "D-A-D-O" wax candles instantaneously sublimated into a non-toxic gaseous vapor. D-4331 immediately entered a catatonic state. Unlike previous tests, the subject's catatonia did not cease at the 7-minute mark.
At exactly 14 minutes post-ingestion, D-4331 suffered acute cerebral hemorrhaging and total brain death. Concurrently, a localized spatial anomaly manifested 5 centimeters above the testing table, demanifesting after dropping a single piece of standard A4 printer paper, designated SCP-134-1.
Autopsy of D-4331 revealed that the subject's neural pathways had undergone catastrophic degradation, consistent with an overload of synaptic data transfer. It is assumed that D-4331 observed the entirety of his life.
Addendum 134.2: Transcription of SCP-134-1
The following text is printed in lowercase, black Comic Sans font on the surface of SCP-134-1:
hello yes this is me dado. i want warn you do not eat whole thing but I am too late. cake is contain 10000 gigabite of memory data download. human brain is not good hardware like dado supercomputer. however dado Good friend has solushun. —dado
Ok, to rebake the cake, you first need roughly 2 kilos of cookies. If you can't find them, too bad. If you do, then melt them and then freeze them into a pentagonal or hexagonal shape. After that, when no one is looking, I'll put back the cake, though there will be no candles this time. Also, tell Dr. Nenat that I am mad with him for taking dado's cake. Alvida. —Adbh
Addendum 134.3: Research and Origin Inquiry
Following the acquisition of SCP-134-1, Lead Researcher Tragni initiated an investigation into the identity of "Adbh" and the structural composition of the primary object.
Cross-referencing regional intelligence from the Kanpur raid confirmed that the distribution hub was shared between "dado" commercial operations and PoI-L900, operating under the pseudonym "Adbh" (derived from the Hindi adbhut, meaning "extraordinary" or "marvelous").
Interrogations of low-level associates revealed that SCP-134 was not manufactured by dado. Rather, the object was a bespoke creation gifted to dado by Adbh as a celebratory gesture, which was subsequently intercepted during the Foundation's raid before delivery could be finalized. This clarifies Adbh's hostility toward Dr. Nenat, whose team oversaw the direct extraction and logging of the anomaly.
Addendum 134.4: Reconstruction Protocol 134-Alpha
On 16/04/2005, Dr. Nenat submitted a formal proposal to execute the reconstruction steps provided by Adbh in SCP-134-1. The objective was to test if the primary anomaly could be regenerated via targeted proxy materials, given the complete biological depletion of the original mass by D-4331. Approval was granted by Lead Researcher Tragni on 18/04/2005 under strict laboratory monitoring.
Experiment Log 134-Reconstruction
Procedure: Dr. Nenat prepared approximately 2.0 kilograms of standard commercial wheat-based biscuits. The mass was thermally liquified under controlled laboratory conditions and cast into a precise pentagonal mold before being subjected to rapid freezing at -18°C within the Site-36 testing bay. High-speed surveillance cameras monitored the sample continuously.
Results: At 23:14:02, during a 1.14-second localized drop in electromagnetic telemetry, the biscuit mold spontaneously demanifested. It was instantaneously replaced by a circular, triple-layered confectionery item measuring 35 cm in diameter with white vanilla frosting, identical in macroscopic and chemical structure to the initial state of SCP-134 except for its size.
Consistent with the specifications in SCP-134-1, the wax candles spelling "D-A-D-O" were absent from the surface. In their place, a small piece of edible rice paper was embedded in the frosting, bearing text printed in blue food-grade ink.
Addendum 134.5: Rice Paper Transcription
cake is back because adbh is profesional baker. made one tre decilion cookies before starting busness. but data bandwidth is expensive. dado say he charge extra for the memory download because you broke the first one. next time pay. enjoy vanilla.
Addendum 134.6: Post-Reconstruction Testing
Following the regeneration event, SCP-134 was monitored for 48 hours to confirm structural stability before testing resumed under Safe-class guidelines.
Test Log 134.1-D
- Subject: D-8922
- Procedure: Subject instructed to ingest a 20-gram sample of the regenerated SCP-134.
- Results: Subject entered the standard 7-minute catatonic state. Upon awakening, D-8922 reported standard hypermnesia effects, explicitly detailing milestone events from their early adolescence.
Analysis Note: Although the memory-recall function remains fully active, semantic analysis of D-8922's testimonial indicates a subtle shift in the cognitive output. The recalled memories exhibited a highly idealized, nostalgic aesthetic framing (described by the subject as "feeling like an old warm movie"), distinct from the clinical accuracy reported in Tests 134.1-A and B. This is hypothesized to be a stylistic alteration introduced during Adbh's secondary manufacturing process.
SCP-134 remains active and successfully contained within Low-Risk Object Locker-4 at Site-36. Mass tracking protocols have been updated to ensure no single test consumes more than 30 grams of the item to prevent future depletion events.