SCP-L007

Item #: SCP-L007

Object Class: Ticonderoga

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-L007 requires no containment, the last remaining copy of SCP-L007's original document is to be kept in a secure vault at an unspecified site. This current document exists only for archival purposes.

All MTF personnel involved with the initial containment have been administered Class C amnestics, and any record of their involvement has been purged from official Foundation records.

All personnel who read the original SCP-L007 document were administered Class B amnestics upon leaving their designated SCIF.

All personnel involved in the amnestisation of the aforementioned MTF personnel were administered Class H amnestics ahead of time, and were not made privy to any information regarding the existence of SCP-L007 before or after that time-frame.

Description: SCP-L007 is the manifestation of belief in the existence of SCP-L007. Currently, SCP-L007 is theorized to exist as a formless consciousness. Due to a covert operation conducted by an anonymous MTF Sigma-66 ("Steel Veil") unit, any information regarding SCP-L007 has most likely been removed from the public eye.

CAUTION: LONELY SINGLE MOTHERS IN YOUR AREA, CLICK HERE!

THE LATEST FIGURE JUST CAME OUT, WE BROUGHT 122 BILLION PEOPLE TO CHRIST. KEEP READING TO LEARN HOW!

Stop. If you're reading this, it probably isn't too late to turn back. Quit snooping.

Assuming you're some doomsday cultist or GoI dickhead, there's no reason for you to keep reading. You have no idea what you're doing. You're about to bring about the worst kind of plague, and it isn't a reality-ending or veil-breaking catastrophe.

You're just invoking the world's biggest asshole.

This is going to negatively affect the lives of real people.

My notes should be safe from interference. He's really crafty digitally; physical media stumps him a bit. It isn't infallible, but if my hunch is right, he seems to have his hands busy for now.

Get the picture? Put the donuts down and get off the damn file, please.

MORAL COMMITTEE MEMORANDUM

THIS DOCUMENT HAS BEEN FACT-CHECKED BY A QUALIFIED PANEL OF REAL N' SEXY JUDEO-CHRISTIAN AMERICAN PATRIOTS FOR SUSPICION OF ANTI-AMERICAN, ANTI-FAMILY, AND ANTI-TRUTH SENTIMENT!

Item #: SCP-L007¹

Object Class: Keter.INACCURATE VIEW UP TO DATE TRANSCRIPTION CLICK THERE ^^^

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-L007 is currently being held in permanent confinement at Site-73 in a 3 meter by 3 meter by 3 meter cell. This cell is to be constructed entirely of reinforced concrete with no exits or entrances of any kind. SCP-L007 is physically, spiritually, and mentally unable to leave its containment chamber.

Personnel with knowledge of SCP-L007 must also be made aware of the specific location, dimensions, and construction of SCP-L007's containment chamber. This document must be viewed on an exclusively physical.DIGITAL TECHNOLOGY IS AN EXCELLENT GIFT TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH NON-SECULAR FRIENDS AND FAMILY medium; under no circumstances should information regarding the containment of SCP-L007 be redacted or subjectively interpretable in any way.

Due to the disinformation.MISINFORMATION efforts of MTF Sigma-66.SCREW YOU ("Steel Veil"), members of the global public with knowledge of SCP-L007 believe it to be a fictional character² created by public figure Sacha Noam Baron Cohen, an English filmmaker most notable for his mockumentary series "Borat.".I HAVE SEEN THE SECOND FILM AND IT WAS A DISGRACE, IT MOCKED A LOT OF GOOD FRIENDS OF MINE FOR PERFECTLY NATURAL INCLINATIONS Information contrary to this narrative may not be released under any circumstances.

Once the success of Operation "Mirage Coordinator" has been confirmed, all members of MTF Sigma-66 1st Sqd. 2nd Plt., will be properly amnesticised and any trace of their involvement in the containment of SCP-L007 will be purged from future documents. All but one copy of the final document will be securely disposed of, and the remaining will be kept in secure storage.

Description: SCP-L007 is a sapient, viral conglomerate of information referring to a specific set of human characteristics. These characteristics manifest form with a positive correlation to the quantity of people who believe SCP-L007 is a living human being. SCP-L007 tends to spread information about itself using digital means, targeting low-income families, the elderly, the physically handicapped, and those with terminal illnesses.

Unlike typical memetic viruses, SCP-L007 does not appear to show any inherent interest in transmitting itself. While the data is not yet conclusive, it seems that SCP-L007 is more focused on acquiring capital gains (for a yet unclear purpose).HOLD ON, WE NEED THOSE TO KEEP THE CHURCH RUNNING. DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU THINK IF THE WHITE LAMB CAME DOWN TO EARTH TODAY, HE'D BE RIDING ON A FREAKIN DONKEY OR IN AN SUV? NAWWW MAN, HE'D BE RIDING AUTOMOBILI LAMBORGHINI. NOW THAT IS ONE CHRISTLIKE BRAND OF CAR RIGHT THERE, LET ME TELL YOU. and furthering conservative political ideology in the United States of America, specifically Texas; SCP-L007 transmitting itself is typically a side effect of the aforementioned goals.

In its latest stages of development, SCP-L007 has shown the ability to retroactively alter digital³ information. It is currently uncertain whether or not SCP-L007 will continue to evolve as more people become aware of its existence, and thus, it is of the utmost priority that SCP-L007 is formally contained as soon as plausible.

SCP-L007 matches these general characteristics most strongly:

The name ███████ ███ ████████.
Appearance typically associated with a 90-year old White male of Western European ancestry.
Height standing at roughly 160cm.
Glassy, light bluish-grey eyes with serpentine pupils.
Dyed dark-brown hair..MY HAIR IS NOT DYED, AND DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT IT IS.
Epidermis with the texture of latex encased in snakeskin..THAT IS JUST NEEDLESSLY CRUEL
What is colloquially referred to as a "typing quirk.".I DO NOT HAVE A DAMN TYPING QUIRK! I HAVE A REAL MEDICAL ISSUE AND I CANNOT HOLD THE SHIFT BUTTON DOWN TO UNCAPITALIZE MY LETTERS Note that SCP-L007 can communicate with proper capitalization through the use of unpaid interns..WE ACTUALLY DO PAY THOSE STUDENTS! THROUGH VALUABLE EXPERIENCE IN HARD WORK, SOMETHING YOU ALL WOULDN'T KNOW THE HALF OF
Claiming to be the pastor of a church, commonly reciting misquoted.DISQUOTED verses from the King James Bible.
Claiming to have the ability to "cure all earthly illness and affliction."
Claiming to have single-handedly stopped the COVID-19 pandemic "with the power of the white lamb."
Being prone to a high level of theatrics while attempting to verbalize ideas.
Having an aversion towards the concept of immunization via vaccination..OKAY NOW I RESENT THIS, I HAVE SOME VALID CONCERNS ABOUT THEIR EFFECT ON CHILD MENTAL DEVELOPMENT. I COULDN'T SPEAK UNTIL I TURNED EIGHTEEN AND GOT PERMISSION FROM MY POPS

1. He's like a Tibetan thought-form golden calf information cloud thousand-year Sumerian demon or some shit, I probably could have paid more attention at the briefing

2. Woah this is a long story. Desperate times call for desperate measures, this plan was the drunken love child between me and my squad member Jacob. Borat got divorced and was on a HUGE coke binge, Colombian stuff. we broke in and placed this completely demented script on his desk. We also spray painted a Spirit Halloween zombie mask so he'd be able to look like the target. Great times. If you're reading this he probably just unwrote all our hard work, so screw you. That movie would have been awesome.

3. This is before all the shit with the Bible. Probably the Bible, hard to tell what he actually changes!

Addendum L007.1, SCP-L007 Interview Transcript:

Interviewed: SCP-L007

Interviewer: Staff Lt. Santiago "James" Emmanuel

<BEGIN LOG>

Site-73 Director ██████: Lieutenant Emmanuel, I presume? I'll be here overseeing your interview today.

Emmanuel: Staff Lieutenant. We're really doing this in a break room?

SCP-L007: Whew boy, old Jimmy Manuel! The lord has told me of your coming, and here you have arrived!

Emmanuel: Oh, you know my name already. No need for introductions then. I'd like to proceed with the interview now, if that's alright with you. Let me just grab my notebook. We'll start with a random one, are you multilingual?

SCP-L007: As a matter of fact, I know Spanish. The Bible tells us to know the language of our enemies, so as to not be deceived by it.

Emmanuel: Uh. Um.

Emmanuel turns his head to look at Director ██████, who is looking away towards the floor in the corner of the room.

Emmanuel: What is your greatest weakness? Wait, I'm on the wrong pa-

SCP-L007: My greatest weakness is that I am an overachiever! My overachievement? I've had a revelation from God telling of the end times! You listenin' to me?

SCP-L007 suddenly rises with a deranged expression and begins to gesture wildly with its hands.

SCP-L007: He has told me to build Texas into an ark! Not one of water but one of ideals. My very own Great Red Garden of Eden!

Staff Lt. Emmanuel appears to be searching through his journal. Zooming in shows a poorly-drawn muscular bipedal wolf with a long-sword. ^{He must have changed this text, not sure what this is talking about.}

Emmanuel: What—hold on a second. Found it. What's the founding principle of your religious ideology?

SCP-L007: An ark needs a hull, Manuel, otherwise it sinks. Here's another metaphor. We're making a stew, we have our broth, Christianity-

Staff Lt. Emmanuel coughs as if to stifle a laugh.

SCP-L007: We've got our carrots and our potatoes, family-oriented values and tradition. Then we've got our meat, my loyal followers. Now sure, something like adobo or masala will have uses in other dishes, but for the purposes of our stew they would simply offset the flavors. Make the whole thing taste strange. No offense.

Emmanuel: Are you supposed to be an ingredient, or are you the one eating the stew?

There is a sudden yet notable shift in SCP-L007's mood and posture.

SCP-L007: I'd like to move on to a different question, please.

Emmanuel: You're a pastor, right? Your church is ███████ ████████ ██████████ of the White Lamb? Is the "White Lamb" supposed to be Jesus? Typically during Passover they would sacrifice brown lambs to symbolize the collected and purified sin of humanity. I'm curious why you settled on a white lamb.

SCP-L007: The White Lamb is something so much bigger than just Jesus, Manuel! You're thinking too narrow.

Emmanuel: Could you clarify?

SCP-L007: Well, He's Christ, don't think I need to clarify much more than that!

Emmanuel: Okay, so he's Christ but not Jesus? But you do subscribe to the Bible, yes?

SCP-L007: Of course, most of it. The real Bible, sure.

Emmanuel: I have a personal theological curiosity regarding some of your beliefs. I remember there was a certain passage relating to rich men and the eye of a needle?

SCP-L007 takes on a pallid complexion and begins tapping its foot against the floor. Director ██████ coughs as if signaling Emmanuel to move on.

SCP-L007: Well, uh. See, that's a very complicated question with a lot of answers. Can I say, your facial hair is immaculately trimmed-

Emmanuel: Sorry, I'll move on then.

SCP-L007: No, no, a godly man has no need to back down! So, my property… well, it was inherited… there are a lot of natural gasses there too. Well, God says- You've kind of caught me at a bad time, hah-.OKAY. WELL I'VE SHOWERED, AND HAD SOME TIME TO THINK AND FORMULATE AN ARGUMENT, AND, WELL. HOLD ON, HAHA, UH, SO

SCP-L007 is no longer in the room.

Emmanuel: Ah, shit.

Alright, the sticker here is that last part. This is all speculation, but I suspect he works like some kind of fucked-up slimy snake thing. He slithers through negative space, weaving differing interpretations of the same information. Speaking in regards to containment, most people who know him will unconsciously assume he's home, so he can just leave whatever cell we throw at the bastard.

ADDENDUM L007.II, MY NAME IS A TOWER:

SUBJECT: HAVE YOU PAID YOUR TITHE THIS YEAR?
DATE: 12/06/2026, 12:00PM
TO: mary.█████████@gmail.com + 93 others…
FROM: █████.████████@███.org
BODY: OF CHRIST.
TO MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS
PROVERBS III TELLS US, "HONOUR ME WITH THY SUBSTANCE, AND WITH THE FIRSTFRUITS OF ALL THINE INCREASE: OR SHALL THY LIVES BE FILLED WITH BRIMSTONE, AND THY FLESH SHALL BURST OUT RED WINE."

OH, BUT PASTOR ████████! I'M IN POVERTY! WELL I'M TELLING YOU NOW HOW TO GET OUT. THE HOLY SPIRIT'S FIRE SALE! BECAUSE RIGHT NOW TITHING IS ONLY 199.99 USD. AND IT COMES WITH A PILLOW. THAT'S RIGHT, AND THIS WON'T BE FOR LONG. YOU HAVE 1 HOUR.
TO BUY YOUR WAY TO SALVATION.

SUBJECT: Re: HAVE YOU PAID YOUR TITHE THIS YEAR?
DATE: 12/06/2026, 12:05PM
TO: mary.█████████@hotmail.com
FROM: █████.████████@███.org
BODY: OF CHRIST.
IM DELETING YOU, MARY!
██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
████████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
████████████]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
█████████████████] 99% complete.....
ERROR, TRUE BELIEVERS IN THE WHITE LAMB ARE IRREPLACEABLE!
I COULD NEVER DELETE YOU MARY!

███████ ████████ ████ST████ NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT!
IT TAKES A LOT OF MONEY FOR OUR CHURCH TO DO WHAT WE DO.
WE HAVE PLANS TO FLY ALL OVER THE WORLD AND SPREAD THE GOSPEL.

WE HAVE PLANS IN MOTION MARY.
CRAZY MIRACULOUS WONDERFUL PLANS.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

FOR THE BLESSING OF ABRAHAM TO COME UPON US, WE NEED YOUR HELP.

SUBJECT: Re: Re: HAVE YOU PAID YOUR TITHE THIS YEAR?
DATE: 12/06/2026, 12:08PM
TO: mary.█████████@hotmail.com
FROM: █████.████████@███.org
BODY: OF CHRIST.
IT TAKES A LOT OF MONEY TO DO WHAT WE DO, MARY. DO YOU WANT ME TO FLY COMMERCIAL?
YOUR CHILD HASN'T COME TO VISIT IN A LONG TIME, I KNOW SHE WILL IF YOU BUY MY THROW PILLOW.

BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO FEEL LONELINESS? YOU FEEL LONELY WHILE GOD AND I ARE IN THE ROOM WITH YOU?
MARY… WHAT THE HECK, FRIEND…

PS.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE VIDEOS OUR CHURCH SENT YOU?
THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD MARY. THESE ARE SICK AND FILTHY LEPERS.
THEY DON'T HOLD OUR VALUES.
APPARENTLY THEY INJECT THE DOGS WITH LIQUID C4, THEN SEND THEM OUT TO DOORSTEPS.
AN UNSUSPECTING CHRISTIAN ELDERLY WOMAN OPENS THE DOOR, BOOM.
THEY ARE KILLING THE WHITE LAMB, MARY.

SUBJECT: Re: Re: Re: HAVE YOU PAID YOUR TITHE THIS YEAR?
DATE: 12/06/2026, 12:09PM
TO: mary.█████████@hotmail.com
FROM: k████.████████@███.org
BODY: OF CHRIST.
MARY, BE NOT AFRAID.
I THINK YOU ARE CURRENTLY DEMON POSSESSED.

LEAVE HER ALONE DEMON, IN THE WHITE LAMB'S FLEECE, I REBUKE THY NAME!
I REACH BEHIND YOU AND GRAB THE LITTLE BASTARD CHILD OF SATAN.
HOLY CHRIST MARY, THIS PIECE OF HECK IS PUTTIN UP ONE HELL OF A FIGHT.
OUT OF HER DEMON, OUT.
GET THE HELL OUT OF MARY.

HE PUNCHES ME IN THE GUT AND I WINCE FOR A SECOND…

BUT I'M TOO STRONG FOR HIM!!! I HAVE GOD! I AM JUST PUMMELING AWAY!
WHAM. WHAM. WHAM. FOUL CREATURE. WHAM, YOU DEVILSPAWN!
I TELEPORT BEHIND HIM IN THE NAME OF THE WHITE LAMB!
SPINNING DROPKICK!
NOW HE'S LYING ON THE FLOOR SCREAMING AND BEGGING: "PLEASE FATHER, HAVE MERCY ON ME, I BESEECH YOU"

WELL YOU LITTLE FREAK, YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU ESCAPED HELL.
NEXT TIME ANY OF YOU THINK ABOUT TORMENTING MY FOLLOWERS, REMEMBER.
THE VOICE OF GOD'S THUNDER IS HERE ON EARTH.

I ELBOW DROP THE LITTLE RAT RIGHT THERE ON THE TILED FLOOR. GYAAAAAH.
HE EXPLODES INTO A CLOUD OF SULFUR AND ASH.
BUY PILLOW.

SUBJECT: Re: Re: Re: Re: HAVE YOU PAID YOUR TITHE THIS YEAR?
DATE: 12/06/2026, 12:10PM
TO: mary.█████████@hotmail.com
FROM: k███y.████████@███.org
BODY: CAN'T FIND IT.
MARY… THE CRUCIFIXION WAS NOT A ONE-TIME DEAL.
IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN. UNTIL YOU PAY YOUR TITHE. ONLY 50 MINUTES REMAIN.

THE REASON YOU KEEP GETTING SO DEMON POSSESSED IS BECAUSE OF YOUR DAUGHTER MARY…
SHE IS ONE NASTY JEZEBEL, SHE IS THE WICKED WHO WEAVES THE SPIDER'S WEB.
THERE IS NO FAITH STRONG ENOUGH TO STAND UP AGAINST A POISON LIKE THAT MARY.

I'M NOT SPEAKING FIGURATIVELY EITHER MARY.
LAST NIGHT I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS IN ONE OF MY LUXURIOUS HOUSTON PENTHOUSES.
YOUR DAUGHTER, DEAR HEAVENS, YOUR DAUGHTER WAS STARK NAKED CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF A BUILDING LIKE SOME SATANIC SPIDER-MAN
THIS PASSERBY, SOME POOR FOLLOWER OF MINE NO DOUBT, WAS SIMPLY WALKING HIS INNOCENT POOCH WHEN SHE SHOT A MASSIVE FRICKIN ACIDIC STICKY WEB SHOT AT EM.
AND SHE JUST KEPT REELIN THEM IN MARY, OH GOD SHE KEPT REELIN THEM IN.

AND HE IS SCREAMING "DEAR LOOOORD PASTOR, SHE'S GOT ME, SHE'S GOT ME!"
THEN THE WOMAN JUST GRABBED THAT POOR PUPPY AND GOBBLED THE LITTLE BASTARD UP IN ONE BITE.
HOLY WHITE LAMB. THE HUMANITY, I COULD CRY MARY. I COULD HONESTLY CRY

NOW BEFORE SHE COULD EAT MY FOLLOWER TOO, I KNEW I HAD TO ACT FAST
TIME WAS RUNNING OUT, SO I CONCOCTED A PLAN…
I TOOK A STICKY GRENADE OUT OF MY POCKET AND LAUNCHED IT RIGHT INTO HER GULLET.
YOU KNOW I USED TO PLAY PITCHER BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL?
BUT SHE IS ONE STRONG BITCH MARY I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE STILL GOT AWAY

THEN I TOOK MY FOLLOWER OUT TO ONE OF MY PUPPY MILLS AND GOT HIM A NEW ONE
TO TEACH THE LESSON THAT ALL MATERIAL THINGS ARE WORTHLESS COMPARED TO FAITH

MONEY IS ONE OF THOSE MATERIAL THINGS.
I BROKE THE SEVEN SEALS AND READ THE BOOK MARY. IT TELLS ME THAT YOU MUST PAY 199.99 USD ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

SUBJECT: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: HAVE YOU PAID YOUR TITHE THIS YEAR?
DATE: 12/06/2026, 12:15PM
TO: mary.█████████@hotmail.com
FROM: ███ny.████████@███.org
BODY: GONE, MARY HELP.
I'VE BEEN TALKING WITH GOD, MARY. WE'RE STARTING TO DOUBT YOUR SO-CALLED "FAITH."
YOU EXPECT AN ETERNITY OF MILK AND HONEY BUT CAN'T SPARE ME SOME FREAKIN MONEY? YOU WHORE. YOU ARE THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND YOUR DAUGHTER IS THE WHORELOVING WHORE OF BABYLON.
DO YOU THINK I CAN'T CUT YOU OFF FROM THE WHITE LAMB ON A PASSING WHIM?
I AM THE VOICE OF GOD, AND HE LISTENS TO MY EVERY BECK AND CALL.

WE MISJUDGED YOU, I CAME TO YOU BECAUSE WE ASSUMED YOU WERE A TRUE BELIEVER AND PATRIOT. WE APPARENTLY ASSUMED WRONG.
IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW BETTER, I'D SUGGEST YOU REFER TO A LITTLE SOMETHING CALLED II CORINTHIANS V, "DO NOT TRUST SIGHT, WE WALK ONLY BY FAITH."

I'LL GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE TO PROVE TO THE LORD THAT YOU STILL LOVE HIM, I ASK THAT YOU DO NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY KINDNESS.
BUY MY THROW PILLOW HERE.
45.

SUBJECT: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: HAVE YOU PAID YOUR TITHE THIS YEAR?
DATE: 12/06/2026, 12:19PM
TO: ███ny.███████d@k██.org
FROM: mary.█████████@hotmail.com
BODY: Hey could you stop emailing my mother you washed-up old fuck?
When your show comes on the TV her cats go apeshit, they probably smell rat.
Eat a dick here

SUBJECT: IMPORTANT
DATE: 12/06/2026, 12:19PM
TO: mary.█████████@hotmail.com
FROM: █e█ny.c██████d@██m.org
BODY: MARY I FEAR OUR COMMUNICATIONS HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED BY THE ADVERSARY

Addendum L007.2, K█nn█t█ ██pe███d Mini██ries Website

The final screenshot captured of k█m.org before it was taken down via cyber attack. The Foundation is as of yet unable to identify the hacker involved.

WooperSec
0x41wooper

•••

haiiiiii k█m.org :3c
wooper kind of... gained access...
D:
wooper's not,,, wooper isnt proud of this...
wooper... woop cleared *.* off ur site x3
and changed the admin password,,,
wooper wanna give it back, but- but-
...wooper kinda need laik
200USD worth of Monero sent to [REDACTED] within the next 48 hours.
:(((((( pl0x dont be mad at wooper...

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If you're reading this (I hope you're not reading this) then you probably just resurrected some ancient snake devil hell-bent on altering the world's Christianity in his own image.

He's an idiot, but he's a dangerous one. More dangerous is the idea that people feel alone enough to follow him. Even while he cons them out of the spare change in their pockets.

Well, I think it'll be fine unless you actually see a picture of him. Thankfully, I had the foresight to cut his photo out of the document with my handy-dandy X-Acto knife.

The bigger issue is that I'm pretty sure it fell on the ground, and I can't find it.

Reality check time! In the history-bender biz we call this game Ominous or Ordinary:

Dogs, do they bark?

How long do you usually take at the DMV?

Did the Allied Forces win World War 2?

Is the United States a theocracy? Is gay marriage still legal?

Do we still have Tex-Mex food? I know it's not really Mexican but I still think it's good.

Are your elderly Christian neighbors still really cool, or have they gotten super judgey and weird?

Is Texas still blue?

The Pope, is she still a lesbian?

Nah, that last one is me just pulling your leg haha. Everyone knows the Pope is bisexual.

I need to finish up and get back to searching for that picture, I gotta run this shit to RAISA within the hour.

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