You know what stops them? Kill a few.
Hickville, USA
Item #: SCP-L002
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: Two dozen ceramic bathtubs have been placed off the side of I-95 and filled with hydrochloric acid. Recursions of SCP-L002 are currently dissolving within them.
Personal-automobile-fetishism has been designated a psychosexual fallacy punishable via mass re-education, and the statute of limitations have ended.
Description: Discovered in 2001 during a mass hysteria event affecting roughly 99% of the population. This was later deemed to be a non-issue and, frankly, an overreaction.
SCP-L002 is the old, abandoned house at the end of the street that all the older kids say is haunted. Fragments of SCP-L002 can be found in every braindead moron viewable during transitory periods halfway through the year, and rarely, towards the end of it.
Reports of ectoplasmic entities are unable to be corroborated, but are being treated as fact. Extra-terrestrial material unrelated to current investigations have been retroactively considered infallible. Information once considered to be true is unable to be revaluated as such, and you're stupid for doing so, and also none of this never, ever happened. Warning signage across North America and its colonies have been pre-emptively dismantled and collected; metal treatment facilities have been occupied and utilised to melt gathered material down into more useful things.
