You are attempting to access highly classified information. While your credentials match, the system has deemed you a
SUSPICIOUS CHARACTER - NON-FOUNDATION OPERATIVE LIKELY
As such, please re-enter your credentials, beginning with the following:
Name accepted.
Age accepted.
"65791876108" is not a valid Personnel ID number (must be 12 digits).
Personnel ID 657918761108 accepted.
The file you are attempting to access contains a memetic hazard. To continue, answer the following question:
Does the black moon howl?
"what" is not a valid answer. Please try again.
Does the black moon howl?
"yes" is not a valid answer. Please try again.
Does the black moon howl?
"no" is not a valid answer. Please try again.
Does the black moon howl?
"fuckfuckfuckfuck" is not a valid answer. Please try again.
Does the black moon howl?
"password" is not a valid answer. Please try again.
Does the black moon howl?
"password!" is not a valid answer. Please try again.
Does the black moon howl?
"the moon is white, dumbass" is not a valid answer. Please try again.
Does the black moon howl?
"No but it mumbles a bit" is not a valid answer. Please try again.
Does the black moon howl?
"its a man in the moon its not even a wolf" is not a valid answer. Please try again.
Does the black moon howl?
"FUCK YOU" is not a valid answer. Please try again.
Does the black moon howl?
"No but it barks at the tv when there's a dog on it" is not a valid answer.
Does the black moon howl?
"Yes" is not a valid answer. Please try again.
Does the black moon howl?
"Only when heard by those who have given their lives and souls to saving the unsaved, and damning the damned" is close, but is not a valid answer. Please try again.
Does the black moon howl?
"Yes!" is not a valid answer. Please try again.
Does the black moon howl?
You have now been apprehended by MTF Lupis-3 ("Wolf Whisperers") that was dispatched after the third incorrect answer triggered an alert. Thank you for complying with the Foundation stalling mechanism.
To deactivate the alert, please contact an actual member of the Foundation to input the correct answer.
Enjoy your interrogation, and have a great day!
Credentials received for MTF Lupis-3 leader. Please answer the following question:
Does the black moon howl?
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Credentials verified, alert deactivated. Thank you!
